Fake Fan Fiction ❯ Hypnotize the Moon ❯ Chibi Gas... Authors Should Never Get Some ( One-Shot )

A/N: I did promise you guys a bonus chapter. It has a bit of a tie in with Hypnotize the Moon. Sort of like an epilogue for the epilogue, but this is just hilarious. Oh yeah, you can look for this author to be included in the story. As I'm the instigator!! Causing mischief is my middle name!! heehee!

Bonus Chapter: Chibi Gas… Authors Should Never Get Some…

"Dee!! What happened to you!?" Bikky looked down at the brunette who for some reason was a chibi. He had puffy cheeks and the big eyes that made you want to cuddle a chibi, but with Dee… Those big innocent eyes fooled you.

"I don't know!! All I know is that I was my normal self and then poof! I'm this!" Dee glared up at Bikky who had started laughing. He kicked Bikky's shin and then hid behind Ryo.

"He's gonna hurt me!!" Big tears were pouring out of Dee's eyes as Bikky came at him. Ryo sweatdropped and calmed Bikky down.

"Now you know how Dee feels a lot of the times you do that to him." Bikky still had a veinthrob as he stomped off when suddenly he was turned chibi in a puff of smoke.

"Not me too!!" Tears rolled down his puffy cheeks as he sat there. Ryo sweatdropped as he now had two chibis to take care of.

The door swung open and a chibi came into the room dressed in a suit. He had on his tie and blue suit. It was a chibi Berkley. Ryo had multiple sweatdrops as Berkley attached himself to his leg. Only to have Dee jump on him and pound him. The two were only a big ball of dust with arms and legs sticking out every now and then.

"You two calm down!" Ryo sighed as he held Bikky in one of his arms and tried to break up the fight between the two chibis. Both were pretty beaten up and had clothing ripped. They were panting and had those big tears rolling down their faces.

"HE STARTED IT!" They both said at the same time while they pointed at each other. Bikky grinned as he was enjoying the show.

They heard a giggle coming from the door before it swung open and Diana appeared. Only, she was a chibi as well. JJ also popped in as a chibi.

"How did all of you turn into chibis?" Ryo looked down at the group at his feet. They all began talking at once and Ryo silenced them.

"Okay… Diana how did you turn chibi?" Diana stepped forward and smiled.

"I was walking here to find Berkley when I smelled something really funny. It smelled almost like gas and then I heard a feminine giggle. I turned to see who it was when all of a sudden, POOF, this happens." She sighed as she crossed her arms.

Ryo pondered this for a minute before turning to JJ. "What do you remember JJ?" JJ also stepped forward so Ryo could hear him.

"Basically the same thing as Diana. Only I was coming to find Dee." Ryo blinked as the stories all seemed to be the same. They had all smelled some sort of gas before they turned chibi.

"The only one missing is Drake." The chief was chewing on his cigar and he looked mad. The guys were all trying not to laugh at the way he looked chibi.

Ryo sighed as he looked towards the door. "You can come out now." The door swung open and a young woman walked into the room.

"Aww… You found me out…" She pouted as she held a chibi Drake in her crossed arms. Drake didn't seem to mind at all.

~Lucky dog…~ The guys all thought this as they saw Drake smirking at them. The girl had shoulder length brown hair and deep green eyes. Her eyes were twinkling with mischief as she looked at Ryo.

For some reason, the hair on the back of Ryo's arms stood on end. That only happened when something was going to happen to him, something he wouldn't like.

"Ryo… You're the only one who isn't chibi. I think it's time for you to be chibi." The young woman grinned as she looked at him.

"Just who are you?" Ryo's eyes narrowed slightly as he thought she might have been working for Leo.

"Me? You don't recognize me!? Jeez… It's me Rekka!" She puffed out her cheeks as Ryo's eyes lit with recognition. Dee also recognized her and went over and glomped her leg.

"Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! You gave me so many lovely scenes with Ryo." He nuzzled her leg which caused Drake to get a little jealous.

"Easy there boy… I'm not the one you want to be cuddling up with… Try Ryo." Rekka grinned as she stared right at Ryo. Ryo swallowed as the other chibis were pushed out of the room by Dee. He jumped up and locked the door.

"Sorry Ryo. It's for the fans you understand." She took out the bottle of chibi gas and sprayed Ryo. The smoke cleared and Ryo was sitting on the floor looking a bit confused.

"Aww!!! It's so cute!!" Rekka hugged the Ryo chibi before setting him on the ground. "Now… No rough housing okay?" She grinned as she left the room.

"Wait!! When and how does this stuff wear off!?" Ryo cried out to her as she was about to close the door.

"Oh! It wears off after about twelve hours. Or until you get a hold of the anti-chibi gas. Which I have. See ya Ryo." She smiled and closed the door.

Dee smirked at Ryo as his big eyes took on a more wicked gleam. Ryo backed up until his back hit a wall.

"N-N-N-Now Dee… Calm down…" Ryo had a sweatdrop as Dee pounced. They went rolling across the floor, still chibi.

They made wild passionate chibi sex for nearly three hours. They slept the rest of the nine hours until they were back to their normal selves.

~meanwhile~

"Drake… Do you think I should have told them that the chibi gas, on certain people, has an aphrodisiac side effect?" Rekka looked down at Drake who was still cuddled against her. He shook his head.

"They'll figure it out!" She smiled and went off.

A/N: Hope you guys enjoyed! ^-^ Yep yep! Drake is my favorite character and so I stole his chibi! But just for a little while anyway. This is it for Hypnotize the Moon. No more asking for chapters. That epilogue was the absolute last chapter. Ja ne minna-san!