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Crossover Sleepover

Chapter 3: Truth or Dare

K9: It's time to play…

SR23: TRUTH OR DARE!

K9: YEAH! Okay, and guess whose starting?

People: ?

K9: ME!

People: o_0 (gulp)

K9: (turns demon-like) (speaks growl-like) Kaiiiiiiiibaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Kaiba: …

K9: Truth or DARE.

Kaiba: (snorts) Dare.

K9: (smirks) I dare you to let me turn you into a girl, therefore you may never like Serenity again until you are changed back!

Kaiba: o_0 You're crazy.

K9: YOU WILL DO IT! (zaps Kaiba into a girl)

Kaiba: o_0 This sucks…

K9: Good.

Kaiba: (sigh) Wheeler, truth or dare.

Jou: Me or ma sis?

Kaiba: You, dolt.

Jou: 7.7 Truth.

Kaiba: How long have you been a loser?

Jou: Let's see uh… HEY ARE YOU TRYIN TO PULL A FAST ONE ON ME!?

Kaiba: You DID fall for it…

Jou: I'M GONNA KICK YA GIRLY ASS! (lunges at Kaiba but is pulled back by Serenity)

Serenity: Please don't fight big brother!

Jou: (sits down mumbling curses to Kaiba) You, dude with the black hair.

Tenchi: Me?

Jou: Yeah! Truth or dare?

Tenchi: (sweatdrops) Truth?

Jou: (points at Serenity) Do you like ma sis here?

Tenchi: Uh… (out of fear) no?

Jou: ARE YOU SAYIN MY SIS AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YAZ!?

Tenchi: Okay okay! Yes!

Jou: You speak the truth?

Tenchi: Yes!

Washu: WE WILL SEE WITH MY LIE DETECTOR! (puts hat on Tenchi)

Hat: (Beep) Truth!

Serenity: (blushes)

Kaiba: (anger rises)

K9: Ah, ah, ah.

Kaiba: Damn…

Tenchi: EH heh… Ryoko… truth or dare?

Ryoko: Dare, my sweet Tenchi-chan!

Tenchi: (sweatdrops) I dare you to STOP CLINGING ONTO ME!

Ryoko: Aww but Tenchi-chan!

Tenchi: Don't call me that.

Ryoko: TENCHIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (begins to cry)

K9: BAD TENCHI! (whacks Tenchi)

Tenchi: T_T

Ryoko: (sigh) Marik, truth or dare?

Marik: I chose dare you pathetic mortal!

Ryoko: I have you know I'm a very dangerous alien!

Marik: Oh REALLY!?

Ryoko: (blasts Marik)

Marik: (burnt black and forced lying on the ground) Yeah…

Ryoko: I dare you to run around town yelling "I'M AND IDIOT!" for an hour.

Marik: Ha! What a pathetic dare! (walks out of the mansion)

An hour later:

Marik: (comes back coverd in tomatoes) Remind me never to mess with Ryoko again.

Ryoko: ^-^

Marik: Yami, truth or DARE!?

Yami: (smirks) Dare.

Marik: Let me KILL YOU.

SR23: Okay now that's just going too far!

K9: We can always revive him.

SR23: Good point.

Yami: Go ahead.

Marik attacked Yami with his millenium rod, only to be defeated by Yami's mind crush.

Marik: x_X

Yami: No one said I couldn't attack him. Bakura, truth or dare? (smirk)

Bakura: Dare.

Yami: (Mind Crushes Bakura) That was the dare.

Bakura: x_X

K9: (revives Bakura just so that he can ask truth or dare)

Bakura: SR23, truth or dare?

SR23: Truth!

Bakura: Why must you treat me as a love puppet!? (half crying)

SR23: Cause your hot! (hugs)

Bakura: (passes out because of Mind Crush and lack of oxygen)

SR23: (still hugging) Washu truth or dare?

Washu: Truth.

SR23: Why the hell are you a pack rat!?

Washu: I must hold onto my sacred inventions!

Tenchi: That can destroy my house!

Washu: No, no. That's Mihoshi's fault!

Tenchi: 7.7

Washu: Raven! You look like the only other intelligen person in this room.

Everyone (except Raven and Washu): HEY!

Raven: Thank you.

Washu: Truth or dare?

Raven: Dare.

Washu: I dare you to test my new invention the MIND READING HELMET!

Tenchi Muyo People: (fall over)

Washu: (puts helmet on Raven)

Raven: You know I can read minds…

Washu: But we can't read yours! Wahaha!

Helmet: (Beep) (screen appears above it and there's a bunch of things listed on it)

Washu: (begins to read it with a sly grin on her face)

Raven: HEY THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE DARE! (throws Washu into the wall with telekenesis, and the telekenesis blows up the helmet)

Washu: (able to get in bubble shield before she crashed) Eh heh. I know who you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike…

Raven: (trademark evil glare)

Washu: You know you should start working for me…

Raven: (glare intensifies)

Washu: (shuts up)

K9: (glares at Raven)

Raven: (stops glaring and sits back down) Beast Boy, truth or dare?

BB: (gulp) T-truth…

Raven: Why do you stare at me?

BB: (suddenly realizing he stares at her) Uh… um… er… ah…

Raven and K9: ANSWER THE QUESTION NIMROD!

BB: EeP!!! Okay… ah… okay, I'll admit it, IT'S CAUSE I LIKE YOU OKAY!?

SR23: I KNEW IT! HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: …

BB: Please don't hurt me…

Raven: …

BB: (turns into a mouse and scatters away)

K9: Get Back here.

BB: (scatters back and turns back)

Raven: (hugs BB)

Girls: Awwwwwwww.

SR23 and K9: (do the BB victory dance)

BB: ^-^ (all happy) Heh heh! Mai truth or dare?

Mai: Dare.

BB: Kiss Robby-boy over here!

Robin: (glares at BB)

Starfire: (death glares at BB)

Jou: (triple death glares at BB)

BB: (smirks)

Mai: Whatever/ (kisses Robin)

Robin: Ah ha…. Ah ha….. (passes out)

Starfire: (ready to shoot BB at any given moment)

Jou: (read to pound BB at any given moment)

Mai: Settle DOWN Jou, it's only a dare.

Jou: (still glaring at BB)

K9: This just isn't your day! Wahaha!

Mai: Starfire, hon, settle down and pick truth or dare.

Starfire: (voice full of rage) Dare.

Mai: Woah your really mad eh? Okay, to settle things, I dare you to kiss Robin ^^

Jou: That was stupid.

Mai: They NEED it Jou.

Jou: 7.7

Starfire: Yay! (kisses Robin)

Robin: (gets up) (can't speak due to the fct that Starfire's kissing him)

10 minutes later:

Mai: You can stop now…

K9: RAGH! (pulls Starfire away) ASK SOMEONE TRUTH OR DARE ALREADY!

Starfire: (gets out of K9's hold and sits back down cheerfully) Serenity, truth or dare?

Serenity: Truth!

Starfire: I have heard of the dispute between three boys that fight over you, which of them do you really like?

Kaiba: (thinking: please say me, please say me)

K9: KAIIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAA

Kaiba: (stops thinking)

Serenity: I was thinking of Kaiba…

Kaiba: YES!

Serenity: But he's been turned into a girl…

Kaiba: DARN IT! BLAST YOU K9!

K9: Thank you.

Kaiba: (grumbles)

Serenity: Anyway, I don't like any of them!

Jou: YES!

Serenity: Tenchi's nicer than all three of them anyway ^^

Jou and Ryoko: NO!

Ryoko: MY TENCHI!

Tenchi: Remember your dare Ryoko…

Ryoko: (was about to lunge at Tenchi to hug him) Drat…

Serenity: Robin! Truth or dare?

Robin: (grins) Dare.

Serenity: I dare you to kiss Seto!

Kaiba: WHAT THE HELL!?

Robin: O_O Okay, girl body or not, he's still a guy!

Serenity: Too bad, gotta do it.

Robin: I hate you.

Serenity: ^^

Robin: (kisses Seto for a milisecond, then proceeds to wash his mouth out as well as possible)

Kaiba: (also washing out mouth)

Robin: (spits out mouthwash) ((Everyone: Eww…)) Malik, truth or dare?

Malik: Dare.

Robin: (smirks) Go kill Slade! (thinking: Ha ha ha I GOT you Slade!)

Malik: Who's Slade?

Robin: (shows a picture of Slade)

Malik: SEEK AND DESTROY WAHAHA! (runs off)

10 minutes later:

Malik: (returns all bruised and such)

Robin: Did you do it?

Malik: Oww… yeah… but the self destruct sequence he set before he died kinda hurts ya know? (rubs head) Ryou… ow…. Truth or dare?

Ryou: Truth!

Malik: Are you really evil?

Ryou: No that's Bakura.

Malik: You SEEM evil…

Bakura: Shut up Malik.

Malik: 7.7

Ryou: Okay, Yugi, truth or dare?

Yugi: Truth!

Ryou: You like Tea don't you?

Yugi: …

K9: Answer the question before I blast your head off.

Yugi: Yeah...

Marik: YOU'RE CRAZY TO LIKE MISS. FRIENDSHIT!

Yugi: That's not nice!

Marik: 7.7

Yugi: So I guess I can ask K9 truth or dare?

K9: Whatever. Dare, and don't bore me to death

Yugi: Turn Kaiba back then!

Kaiba: YEAH!

K9: (growls and turns Kaiba back)

Kaiba: YES! (hugs Serenity)

Jou: (glares at Kaiba)

Serenity: Get off me Kaiba.

Kaiba: 7.7 (walks away)

Starfire: The one called Sasami never got to go!

K9: Fine, fine. Sasami, I dare you to get me a cookie.

Sasami: (who was in the kitchen the entire time) (hands cookie) ^^

K9: (turns back to normal) YAY! COOKIE GOODNESS! (eats cookie) ^-^

SR23: Okay… well… IT'S TIME FOR SCARY STORIES!

Dark-Like people: YAY!

Not dark people: EeP!

K9: COOKIE!

SR23: Yeah…

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K9: I wrote this chapter