Fan Fiction / Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Blue Kirby Series ❯ Chapter 4: The Moony Night ( Chapter 4 )

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Welcome to another exciting chapter of the Blue Kirby Series! The Moony Night. This chapter is a pretty exciting chapter too. Enjoy!

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(At dark)

(Some spaceman attacks the city)

(Blue Kirby and his friends are there)

Blue Kirby: Okay Lord Crump, you look pretty fat and ugly to be a guy from space.

Edd: You look pretty ugly too and what's with that mask?

Ed: You're a toxic mutant alien!

Peter: And even I'm fatter than you!

Brian: Yeah. We're gonna beat you.

Conan: And kick your butt!

Lord Crump: I can be whatever I want! And I'll kick your butt!

(Blue Kirby throws a shuriken at Lord Crump; Lord Crump reflects the shurikens)

Lord Crump: Like this!

(Lord Crump shoots laser guns at Blue Kirby)

(Blue Kirby runs away)

(The laser guns trap Blue Kirby inside a ball)

Lord Crump: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't stop me! I stopped you!

Edd: DOGPILE!

(Edd goes on Lord Crump)

Ed: Me next!

(Ed goes on Lord Crump)

Lord Crump: I can support that type of weight!

(Lord Crump drinks some type of potion)

(Lord Crump turns bigger)

Lord Crump: Now you're the one being crushed! Not me!

(Lord Crump then stops Ed and Edd)

(Peter shoots a gun at Lord Crump)

Peter: I have to keep on firing thsi!

(Peter keeps on shooting the gun but none hit Lord Crump)

Peter: I better get some aiming class. My target's unstoppable.

Lord Crump: I'll just use you as a target.

(Lord Crump shoots Peter Griffon with a laser gun that stops Peter too)

Conan: It won't be enough for me to kick your own weapons at you!

(Conan kicks Peter Griffon's sphere at Lord Crump)

(Lord Crump falls down)

Lord Crump: Nicely done but it won't make the think that you just kicked apart of you!

(The stop sphere freezes Conan)

Conan: Awe crap.

Brian: Okay ... that's bad ... I'll just have to run at this ugly fatso.

(Brian runs at Lord Crump)

Lord Crump: Ha ha ha ha ha! Your friends are stopped and so will you be!

(Brian gets stopped imedietly)

Lord Crump: Now these guys can't hurt me anymore! Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Lord Crump gets out a bomb)

Lord Crump: Alls I have to do is throw this bomb at these weirdos and it's over!

(An electrical disturbance is occured)

(A spaceship is flying in the background)

(Blue Krby and his friends can move and the stop spheres are broken)

(Lord Crump throws the bomb)

(The bomb is about to explode)

(Right when the bomb explodes, it dissapears)

Lord Crump: HUH!?

(Lord Crump's weapons start dissapearing and Lord Crump gets weaker)

Blue Kirby: Now it's time to beat this jerk!

(Blue Kirby kicks Lord Crump really hard, that he flies away)

Blue Kirby: That was a day. But what was with that electrical disturbance.

Peter: Don't worry about it. It helped us defeat the fatty.

Blue Kirby: Yeah I know that but what could of caused it?

All but Conan: I dunno.

Conan: Maybe while I was frozen, I saw something flying in the sky.

Brian: I did too.

Peter: I didn't.

Edd: Tell me what the spaceship was.

(Conan whispers to Edd)

Edd: WAIT A MINUTE! I've seen this spaceship before!

Blue Kirby: Where?

(Edd whispers Blue Kirby about the spaceship)

Blue Kirby: That spaceship rings a bell.

(Flashback)

(Blue Kirby runs into Homer Simpson)

Homer: D'oh! They should just call me Homer Simpson.

Blue Kirby: You are Homer Simpson ...

Homer: Yes I am ...

Blue Kirby: Okay ... (A spaceship crash is heard)

Blue Kirby: What the hell was that!?

(Blue Kirby sees that the spaceship is still crashed)

Duck: Oh ... (moans)

Blue Kirby: Are you Daffy Duck in a duck suit?

Duck: No, I'm Duck Dodgers of the ...

(Duck Dodgers looks at a watch that says "3:15 PM")

Dodgers: Seven Twenty Seven in the morning!? Where have I been!? I gotta go get breakfast!

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... Dennys is 50 miles away from here.

Dodgers: Where am I?

(Dodgers looks at a calender that says "March 21 2004")

Dodgers: What in the name of!? I went back in time! (Duck Dodgers runs around insane)

Blue Kirby: Erm ... that was a first ...

(Flashback ends)

Blue Kirby: The guy who piloted the spaceship was called Duck Dodgers. He said he went back in time.

Conan: Oh. He must of been a stupid duck.

Blue Kirby: Actually, he was. We'll have to check out that space crash right away. Conan-Peter-Ed! You come with me. Double Dee-Brian! You see if the spaceship is near the atmosphere.

Conan: I'll come with you.

Peter: Me too.

Ed: Yeah! I wanna go check out the creepy space aliens.

Edd: I will right away.

Brian: Well at least it isn't idiot babysitting.

(Edd and Brian walk away and Blue Kirby and the rest of them go run)

(At the wasteland)

Blue Kirby: I have to hold up a sign to trick the spaceship.

(Meanwhile)

Brian: That spaceship is in orbit.

Edd: Yes it is. We just have to ...

(Someone knocks on the door)

(A messy girl comes)

Girl: Hey Double Dee! Can I go out with you?

Edd: OH NO! ITS THE KANKOR SISTERS!

Marie Kankor: You are just so cute.

Edd: My god!

(Marie tries to hug Edd)

(Edd runs away)

(Marie brainwashes Edd)

Edd: I love you. I love you. I love you.

Marie: I made my boyfriend brainwashed so he won't ever get outta it unless he sees a talking duck!

(Marie and Edd leave and go out)

(Lee and May Kankor come)

(Brian comes)

Lee: Where's our other two boyfriends!

Brian: Who are your boyfriends?

Lee: You know! There's one that's stupid enough to say he's gonna see creatures and there's another one that says that he's short and he's obsessed with money.

Brian: (Thinks: Proffessor Scam and Peter Griffon)

Brian: One of them's in prison and another one is singing in the rain.

Lee: Good enough.

(The Kankors leave)

(Meanwhile)

(Blue Kirby's cellphone rings)

(Brian calls)

Blue Kirby: Hey Brian! What's with the spaceship going?

Brian: It's backfiring. Some weird girls kidnapped Double Dee and they're looking for Proffesor Scam and Peter Griffon.

Blue Kirby: That's bad.

Brian: They seem so dangerous.

(Brian gets voiced by Lee Kankor)

Lee Brian: Hey chump! I am looking for a stupid and tall kid! Not a stupid and fat adult!

Blue Kirby: Ed ...

Lee Brian: Yes! Him. And I'm looking for a short guy obsessed with money too!

Blue Kirby: Proffesor Scam ...

Lee Brian: He looks like the one we're supposed to look for, Eddy!

Blue Kirby: Okay.

Lee Brian: Where are they!

Blue Kirby: In a wasteland and in prison.

Lee Brian: That's good enough.

(Lee's brain control gets out of Brian)

Brian: I don't know where they got these powers but they seem evil to me.

Blue Kirby: Now I have two problems. I gotta find the disturbance and find out these idiots!

Brian: Okay. You have to go out in space on this one.

Blue Kirby: Okay.

(Meanwhile)

(A 2-bit UFO lands on Earth)

(Some 2 bit figures land on top of Blue Kirby's house)

Figure 1: Ignignokt!

Figure 2: Err!

Ignignokt: We are the Mooninites! And we have landed on Earth to take over this house!

Err: And our only weakness is Daffy Duck! His quacking will make us run away.

Ignignokt: But he's not even here right now. He's somewhere in the future after idiodicly freezing himself.

Err: So this house is ... ours!

(The Mooninites shoot everywhere on the roof)

(On the bottom of the house)

Brian: Oh hell! We're under attack!

(The Mooninites see Brian)

Brian: Crap.

(Brian runs away from the Moonininites)

Ignignokt: You! You're coming with us!

Err: Yeah! No surprises either!

(Ignignokt and Err kidnap Brian)

(Meanwhile)

(Blue Kirby flies into space)

Blue Kirby: Any sign of any spaceship activity.

(Blue Kirby calls but no response)

Blue Kirby: Brian must be sleeping again.

(Blue Kirby goes on a spaceship)

Spaceship Pilot: You won't be able to get away from me that easy fiend!

(Pilot shoots missiles but they miss)

Blue Kirby: Those missiles can't aim at me anyways. They're poorly adjusted.

(Blue Kirby punches through the glass and enters the spaceship)

(Blue Kirby enters the spaceship)

Pilot: You can't interfere with my security system!

(Statues of Daffy Duck appear around Blue Kirby)

Blue Kirby: Daffy Duck!?

Pilot: Yeah! These honorary statues will tear you to shreds!

(The statues throw baloons at Blue Kirby which just fly around him)

Blue Kirby: What the heck did this guy just do!?

Pilot: Only smart people will really find out what I'm doing.

(Potato chips are thrown everywhere)

Blue Kirby: This is making me hungry. What if this pilot kills people by starvation.

Pilot: You will be distracted by these yummy chips.

Blue Kirby: A distraction!? No way. I can step on them.

(Blue Kirby steps on the chips, and the chips chip apart)

Pilot: Quap! If my assistant pig was here instead of trying to bring me forward I'd be in an advantage.

Blue Kirby: Your voice sounds familiar. And your mood also does too.

(Meanwhile)

Ignignokt: You! Stay in your seat!

(Err starts to break things)

Err: Hehehehehe! Those guys won't even notice that we're here!

(Later)

(The Mooninites shoot lasers from Blue Kirby's roof)

Ignignokt: This is a blast!

Err: Yeah! And people who are reading this are nuts!

Ignignokt: Straight up Err!

(Meanwhile)

Blue Kirby: It seems that you're Duck Dodgers.

Duck Dodgers: How did ya know!?

Blue Kirby: I read it in a dictionary.

(Duck Dodgers sees a dictionary and throws it in the trash)

Duck Dodgers: Quap! You found my identity.

Blue Kirby: I wasn't sent by any evil guys.

Duck Dodgers: What's the Martian King's first name?

Blue Kirby: Uh ... I dunno.

Duck Dodgers: Okay. You're not on his side. What planet do you come from.

Blue Kirby: Uh ... Earth.

Dodgers: Were you that guy I saw?

Blue Kirby: Yes I was.

(Meanwhile, back at Earth)

Marie: I love you Double Dee! We're going out!

Edd: I love you too Marie. I love you I love you I love you.

May: Where's my lovepie?

Lee: I don't know what those fools are talking about or else I'm giving that dog a beating!

(Conan Edogawa comes up)

(Conan sneaks up around the two)

(Conan bangs his head on a tree)

May: Aah! They sent some kid spying on us!

(May and Lee head to Conan)

May: Do you know these two!? (Shows a picture of Ed and Eddy)

Conan: Uhm ...

Lee: You're not that impressive. DO YOU KNOW THESE TWO NUTS!

Conan: Nah. How would I?

Lee: You know what to do. Lie detector!

(They use a lie detector on Conan)

Lie Detector: LIE!

(Lee and May tie up Conan in a sack)

May: You're gonna die like this until you tell me who Ed and Eddy are!

Conan: I know who Ed is.

May: Where the hell is he!?

Conan: Uhm ... I can't tell you.

Lee: You know what to do.

(May and Lee get out a perfume sprayer)

May: We're gonna spray you with this until you tell me where Ed and Eddy are.

Conan: Okay ... okay ...

(May and Lee tie Conan up)

Conan: Ed's at the crash site.

(Meanwhile)

(Ed is walking alone in the wasteland)

Ed: Alone in a lonely desert. Me and my friend sand just walk around.

(May and Lee come over)

Lee: And then two pretty girls come and kidnap me.

(May and Lee steal Ed)

Ed: Oh no! Girls!

(Marie and Edd run with them)

(Peter chases the group)

Peter: Hey! Come back! I never got to look closely into you!

(Meanwhile, at Blue Kirby's house)

(The Mooninites shoot missiles everywhere)

(Under the roof)

(Brian is all tied up)

Brian: Damn. Those two will pay when Blue Kirby finds out what they're doing.

(Conan runs to Blue Kirby's house)

Conan: Some idiots tied me up.

Brian: Who were they?

Conan: A tall orange haired girl and a tall yellow haired girl.

Brian: Oh no! Were they looking for Ed and Eddy?

Conan: Uhm ... yes.

Brian: Oh no!

Conan: Hey look! The TV is on.

Brian: What's on the TV Guide?

Conan: Okay ... I'll read it ...

Brian: Quick little kid!

Conan: On Chanel 208, some weird show called Lonely Toon it on.

Brian: I saw that show while I was at my first house. It stars Daffy Duck. I only saw the last episode where he freezes himself in Antartica and he was said to go to the future.

Conan: Do you have a tape?

Brian: No. I don't.

Conan: Crap! There must be another way.

(Someone knocks on the door)

(The door is some free toy company)

Toy Guy: Peter Griffon! You are eligable for winning a Daffy Rubber Duck! It has quacking noises as loud as Daffy's quacks.

(The Mooninites hear the toy guy speak)

Err: Awe crap Ignignokt! You hear that? They have Daffy Rubber Ducks. They quack like the genuine kind.

Ignignokt: They haven't seen the last of the Mooninites!

(They try to jump to their UFOs while shooting missiles)

(Conan touches the rubber duck)

Rubber Duck: QUACK QUACK!

(The Mooninites shrink)

Ignignokt: I am getting a quite tad smaller.

Err: I look like one of dem icons.

(They shoot everywhere)

(Blue Kirby comes on a star)

Blue Kirby: Blue Kirby here. What's the problem.

(Blue Kirby calls in Duck Dodger's ship)

Duck Dodgers: QUACK! Those guys better run!

(They get smaller and smaller and run away but their UFO gets destroyed so they just run away)

Blue Kirby: Where are the Eds?

Brian: They got kidnapped.

Conan: And the kidnappers are heading to prison right now.

Blue Kirby: Oh no!

(Blue Kirby and Conan go together)

(Meanwhile, at the prison)

Strong Bad: Hey Strong Mad! Mind if you get outta the way.

Strong Mad: ROOM TOO SMALL!

Strong Bad: Where's the Cheat?

Strong Mad: HE WAS WITH HOMESTAR RUNNER!

(It shows a thought)

Homestar Runner: The Cheat! The Cheat! The Cheat!

(A giant cheese monster comes)

Homestar Runner: There you are the ...

(The cheese monster eats Homestar Runner)

(Homestar Runner gets out and eats the whole cheese monster)

Homestar Runner: That was a tasty treat the Cheat! Thanks for all that marshmallows.

(Thought ends)

Strong Bad: That happens a lot to Homestar.

Strong Mad: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

(At another cell)

(Fry Guy and Hookbill, the creatures who fried Bowser show)

Fry Guy: Aqui!

Hookbill: Yeah here! We got here after they put us here.

(At another cell)

(Girtho, the fat guy shows)

Girtho: ROAR! ROAR! CELL TOO SMALL FOR FAT BOY HERE!

(At another cell)

Proffesor Scam: I can't believe they put my ass in this ****ing slammer.

Proffesor Scam: That was just a perfect scam I thought there.

(A hole gets out of the central room)

(All the cages are electricuted and eventually unlocked)

Proffesor Scam: Whoever did this is my hero!

(Proffesor Scam runs away)

(Fry Guy and Hookbill turn into a fireball and fly out of prison)

(Girtho is so fat, he escapes just by running through the prison walls)

(Strong Bad and Strong Mad run away by jumping out of the window)

Proffesor Scam: Freedom!

(Girtho, Fry Guy, Strong Mad, Strong Bad, and Hookbill escape to different places)

(The Kankor Sisters find Proffesor Scam)

Lee: This guy looks familiar!

(Peter Griffon jumps on Lee and bodyslams her)

Lee: Someone get this slug offa me!

(Marie and May command Ed and Edd to beat up Peter Griffon)

Peter: Damn! Whoever I'm kidding to.

(Proffesor Scam gets hypnotyzed and falls in love with Lee)

Proffesor Scam: I love you Lee!

Edd: I love you Marie!

Ed: I love you May!

(They run away)

Peter Griffon: They'll be back!

(Blue Kirby and Conan come)

Conan: I know who kidnapped them!

Conan: No ... it wasn't the Kankor Sisters ... they just learned the hypnotyzing powers. I know who wanted to use the Eds as a sacrifice ... I know who it was now.

Conan: I know this cult. This cult is an evil cult lead by none other than King Phase.

(King Phase comes out from space)

King Phase: Bravo. I mind controlled those three to combine emotions, intelligence, and greed to make myself go on a human form and to get rid of these three nonsenses. I've always hated those three.

Conan: I know your name but who are you anyways.

King Phase: I will come soon enough. But for now your stupid friends are my sacrifices to make me the most perfect being! Nobody will stop me then!

(King Phase dissapears)

Blue Kirby: Who is Phase?

(A message appears)

Message: If you want your friends back, you need to do this ...

Blue Kirby: You need to find a masked girl with an anger management problem, a dinosaur creature who steals, and a fat guy who can still run normally.

Message: These guys want to hurt me. They will meet you soon.

Conan: Whoever these guys are ... they seem like nice beings.

Blue Kirby: It's just begun.

(Duck Dodgers comes)

Duck Dodgers: I decided to join your place!

Blue Kirby: Really!

Duck Dodgers: Yeah! It's a great place to knock myself out. I'll take the basement since it's empty.

Blue Kirby: Uhm ... I hope there's a subbasement. The basement is reserved.

Duck Dodgers: By who?

Blue Kirby: By two people who are currently kidnapped.

(Peter comes)

Peter: There is a sub-basement down there!

Blue Kirby: Yay!

Conan: Let's go home. But it's a sad victory though that we lost two of our members.

(Brian is waiting at the home)

(The four go home at Blue Kirby's house)

(Meanwhile)

King Phase: (Hears Blue Kirby says "Who is Phase?" over and over again) Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You will find out later but for now, it's a bet. Find the three and I'll give you your three.

(The Kankor Sisters do an evil laugh and change the hypnotyzm wave)

Ed, Edd, and Eddy: Destroy Blue Kirby. Destroy Blue Kirby. Destroy Blue Kirby.

King Phase: Send them to the dungeon. The scavenger hunt I gave Blue Kirby is a phony hunt that will trick him thus making him a weaker and hopeless being.

(The Eds go to a dungeon)

(End of chapter)

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The End of Chapter 4!

It seems that Ed and Edd are secretly brainwashed by an evil army. When one retarded duck came, two friends left. But will Blue Kirby and his other friends ever find out who this evil king is. Meanwhile, the evil king has set up a trick that will make Blue Kirby go into a serious twist.

Now, the main focus here is to get the Eds back. Will Blue Kirby ever get the Eds back before King Phase makes them a hopeless evil army. Will Blue Kirby survive this staged plan? Blue Kirby or his friends don't know. Only YOU know. And don't tell Blue Kirby ... it'll spoil the plotline for him.

Now I am King Phase! I have taken over this series and Blue Kirby will suffer! Blue Kirby won't know what hit him when I sets up this trap.