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Dende Must Be Crazy (or Stoned) II

Disclaimer: Its not mine, I don't own anything other then my demented imagination. Heh.

Gohan and Mirai Trunks both blinked as they realized something very important.

"Hey, do you know how to molest someone?" Trunks asked, scratching his head. Gohan shook his head.

"Mom never explained the birds and bees to me, she told me that Dad should do it. And… well, Dad forgot to tell me. Ever time I asked, he forgot what the birds and the bees were. He explained they were flying animals…"

Trunks sweat dropped.

"I know how two girls do it, but otherwise I'm in the dark."

Meanwhile, Goten and chibi-Trunks continued to play by the riverbank.

~*~*~*~*~

"I'm TELLING you LARANIA that you will GIVE ME BACK MY DICK AND VAGINA RIGHT NOW!" Piccolo screamed, shaking the authoress so hard her teeth rattled.

"You're just mad I raped you in Piccolo's Really Bad Night," Larania said, between shakes. Truthfully, she was still so sick and coughing that she really couldn't tell what was going on.

Piccolo abruptly stopped- he felt rather embarrassed at that…

"All right, you can be a hermaphrodite again, but you have to be in this story," Larania said and shrugged.

Abruptly a bunch of tentacles emerged from the adjoining room and grabbed Piccolo, dragging him away.

While Piccolo screamed, Larania laughed in a drugged kind of way.

"Cool."

~*~*~*~*~

Vegeta wondered why he felt odd.

Of course, that probably had to with the fact he was wearing his pretty armor and his bow and arrows.

"What's wrong, Fuu?" Umi asked, turning to her friend. Vegeta frowned, confused, but shrugged it off.

"I do not know, Umi-san," he answered, fiddling with his glasses. "But I had this sudden memory of something being wrong…"

"Puu, puu pupupu PUU!" answered Mokona, nodding.

~*~*~*~*~

"You didn't!" Dende said, eyes shocked.

"I did," Larania answered, nodding happily.

"You really ARE sick- you turned VEGETA into a MAGICAL GIRL??"

~*~*~*~*~

The universe decided to rock right then, because a new god was coming. The power and force of this being was incredible. There was nothing they could do to stop it.

"Um, Larania? Aren't I god?" asked Dende, leaning over her shoulder to see what she was typing.

"Not for long!" she chirped, then coughed.

Suddenly, appeared from nowhere were three girls. One was Umi, the other Hikaru, and the other was…

Vegeta, dressed in green, who adjusted his glasses again.

"Oh," he said, and a large furry rabbit like thing that seemed to be made of rubber bounced out of nowhere.

"Behold the face of god," Larania said, bowing.

"PUUU!"

~*~*~*~*~*~

Meanwhile…

"We need to find some way to stop her," Chichi muttered, sharpening her weapons.

"Yeah, she took a test, got only a few hours of sleep. And she is still sick," Bulma muttered, puffing on a new cigar.

"No, I mean Vegeta. She just doesn't look right in that Magical Girl costume."

~*~*~*~*~

Dende sighed as he took out the Ki Mallet of Justice and bonked Larania.

Everything went back to normal…

"DAMMIT!" screamed a voice from another room. "I WAS ENJOYING THAT!"

Piccolo, very ravished at the moment, stumbled out and glared at Dende.

Dende just blinked. Larania snored.

~*~*~*~*~

Chichi frowned and sighed as her pretty chainsaw disappeared. "I guess that means I don't get to kill more people, huh?"

Bulma shrugged. "If it makes you feel better, you and I will always have Paris."

Chichi looked confused. "We've never been to Paris."

"Oops, wrong person."

~*~*~*~*~*~

The universe was trying to recover. It tried, it really did.

However, Piccolo was now a hentai.

Vegeta thought he was Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth.

Chichi thought that being a housewife was boring, so she cooked Goku.

And, in the end, Larania just kept snoring…

The end… until the next time… or something…