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Mystery Saiyan Theater 3000 Post 103, part 1: Alien Conflict, Chapter 1: Cry of the Xenomorph Writen by: Spawn: The Resurected One MSTed by: Persona Disclaimer: Alien Conflict is a trademark of Spawn: The Resurected One a.k.a DarkSpawn. This story was written with the permission of DarkSpawn. (Scene opens on the bridge of the Satellite of Saiyans..... Only it's empty. A few explosions can be heard.) "Send THIS to another dimension!" (Scene shifts to the inside of the SOS's new holoarena. Vegita can be seen standing next to a mountain of dead Sabans.) Vegita looked at the bodies of roughly 10,000 dead Sabans. He'd been in the holoarena for about an hour and only killed 10,000 of the simulated Sabans, but he felt like going slow and having some fun. Needless to say he was a little pissed off when the landscape was replaced with the holoarena's bland yellow on black grid pattern. "Hey Vegita! Some of us ARE trying to sleep you know!" Vegita looked at the entrance and found a half-asleep Goku standing there. It was about 7:00am, Vegita woke up early so he could get a little time in the holoarena before Saban sent up the next post. "Yeah right, you're just upset because you didn't get here first." Fortunatly, what would have turned into a grand arguement and satellite shaking battle was inturupted when Saban chose that moment to send thm a message. "Whatever Vegita, we'll settle this later." Vegita and Goku were met on the bridge by Trunks and Gohan, who were barely awake. The grining face of Majin Saban filled the previously blank screen. "Ah, good morning Ginyu force! I do hope I inturupted something important." "You mean other than our sleep?" Gohan asked. "He does have a point." Goku said. "What's with the early call?" (Saban13) "What do you expect? I'm EVIL!" Saban's face then turned into a dark glower. "However, today I'm feeling particularly evil. I wanted to take the anime Salor Moon and butcher it so badly it even makes me shudder! Unfortunatly one of my rivals, DiC, got the rights to it before I did." (SOS) "Lucky them." Trunks said under his breath. (Saban13) "That brings us my latest evil idea!" Saban continued. "YAMCHA! Bring in the 'Wheel of Misfortune'!" TV's Yamcha entered the room along with a giant wheel covered with pictures. "I figured that since DiC took Sailor Moon away from me, I'll take the stars of one of their shows away from them!" Saban then pulled out a dart. "Please note that the 'Wheel of Misfortune' is covered with pictures of shows DiC holds the rights to. Which ever one I hit with this dart will be transported to the satellite and forced to read posts along side you!" (SOS) "Th-that's EVIL!" Goku stamered. "Great, looks like we'll be having company." Vegita gumbled. (Saban13) Saban turned and aimed the dart. "Well, let's see who our mystery guests are!" Saban let the dart fly and it slammed into the wheel with authority. More specificaly, it slammed into a picture of a well known, speedy blue hedgehog. Saban raised an eyebrow. "Sonic the Hedgehog? But that show was cancelled! YAMCHA! YOU MESSED UP AGAIN!" Yamcha started to cower backwards. "B-but sir, you said to add all shows owned by DiC to the wheel! You didn't say to exclude the shows that were cancelled!" Saban floped down into his chair. "Remind me to kill you later. Anyway, since I don't feel like throwing the dart again, Sonic the Hedgehog it is! I'll just take four characters from the comic." (SOS) With those last words, a bright flash of light filled the satellite, the same type of light that announced the saiyan's arrival on the satellite. When the light subsided, the SOS had four new inhabitants. Namely: Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, and Amy Rose. (Saban13) "I suppose I'll let your new room mates get used to their new fate before I send up the next post. I'll say about one hour. Bye." And with those last words, the transmission from Saban13 was cut off. (SOS) Sonic was the first one to get his bearings. "What just happened, and where the HELL are we?" "Actually, hell is about right. Good guess." Trunks responded sarcastically. The four new arivals turned to see who said that. Needless to say, all were shocked to find themselves standing next to four super saiyans. However..... Amy seemed to recover from shock the fastest. "TRUNKS-SAMA!" *GLOMP* "Uh...... Little help here....... Please?" Trunks mannaged to stammer as he tried to pry Amy off of him without breaking anything. "Ooooooookay......" Gohan turned to the other three new arrivals trying to keep from breaking down in laughter at Trunks' problem. "I suppose I should explain why you're all here." And so Gohan explained the situation to Sonic and Knuckles while Tails went to try and pry Amy off of Trunks. "... and that's pretty much why we're all up here." Gohan concluded. "Well, this just sucks." Tails said dejectedly, who long since gave up on trying to free Trunks from Amy's grasp. Sonic began mumbling someting along the lines of "all those stupid crossovers from Archie, and now this!". Knuckles just put his fist through a monitor, which spontaniously repaired itself. Vegita, who was getting tired of this little show, decided to voice his opinion. "HEY! If you want to keep your arms attached to your body, let go NOW!" Amy promptly let go of Trunks and very cautiously backed away from Vegita. "Very subtle there Vegita." Goku said, while holding back laughter. Just then, Saban's image appeared on the viewscreen. (Saban13) "Well, that's enough of that. Time for today's post to be sent up!" (SOS) "WHAT! You said we had about an hour before you sent the post! That wasn't even ten minutes!" Goku yelled at the grinning image of Saban. (Saban13) "I lied. Anyway, considering todays fic, it's kind of ironic who was sent up to be tortured along side you. Prepare yourselves for "Alien Conflict"! Yamcha send the fic up!" (SOS) Chaos broke out on the satellite as the incoming post klaxons and sirens all went off. "WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIGN!" Goku yelled as everyone rushed into the theater. (Theme music spontainiously cues up) In the not too distant future, In the Dragonball universe. A group of heroic Saiyans, Were trying to beat Saban's curse! Because they refused to go along with Saban's plan, And spred bad dubbing across the land, Saban came up with an evil way, To break their wills and make them pay! We'll send them cheesy fanfics, And anything else we may find! (LA-LA-LA) They'll have to sit and watch them all, And I'll finally control their minds! (LA-LA-LA) But now there's a few new guests, To share in the tortures shown. (LA-LA-LA) Because four main members of the Sonic cast, Will now call the satellite home! SAIYAN/MOBIAN ROLE CALL! SONIC! (The speedster!) GOKU! (Kamehameha!) KNUCKLES! (The guardian!) GOHAN! (Fear my poses!) TAILS! (Why me?) TRUNKS! (HEY! You stole my line!) AMY ROSE! (I'm cute!) VEGITA! (Send THIS to another dimension!) So if your wondering why they can't escape, And other various facts. (LA-LA-LA) Just chalk it all up to a plot device, And you should really just relax! FOR MYSTERY SAIYAN AND SONIC THEATER 3000! [We hear the Guitar twang as the door sequence completes. Everyone enters the theater. They sit, from right to left: Goku, Gohan, Trunks, Vegita, Tails, Amy, Knuckles, Sonic] SONIC: What do you suppose Saban ment by "it's ironic who was sent up considering today's fic"? GOKU: Whatever he ment, I'm sure we won't like it. >This story goes out to all of my AOL buddies: >Dgonterman >S2adler >Benji18209 >HAPPY926 KNUCKLES: SAD629 >AREBEL122 >LaSista7 GOHAN: YoBrotha8 >TJF1979 >Yoda13757 TRUNKS: For a shriveled up 900 year old midget, he sure has a high power level! >Stuff 0 >LaVaPhish >MetalSonic AMY: KEFKA!? ALL: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! >Tmanscd >Helliiss >Gen3235 >KlarMach >Andfb VEGITA: Any of you get the idea that the author's just throwing letters together to make it seem like he's popular? >GabeDGD >joebobjoe2 > >I'm really sorry that I had to quit AOL. KNUCKLES: Suuuuuuuure you are. >Thank you all for being great friends :-) GOHAN : You've outlived your usefulness, so you can all bite me! >Chris Lighthiser. AkA: LordKage. > >Legal Crap: > >Sonic and all other characters of the SONIC universe SONIC CAST: CRAAAAAAAAAAP! TAILS : Oh whoppie! Another fanfic staring us! SONIC: As long as I don't turn into an evil raping, murdering, bastard, I'll be happy. GOKU: Are you sure? SONIC: No, but I can hope. >are trade marks of Archie Comics inc. and SEGA enterprises. All >characters of the ALIENS universe are trademarks of Dark >Horse Comics inc. and 20th Century Fox inc. SONIC: Aliens........ KNUCKLES: Looks like there will be a lot of killing in this story, it just won't be you that's doing it all the time Sonic. VEGITA: Doesn't that make you feel better? SONIC: Shut up. >This Page was created on Microsoft Windows WordPad for Windows 95. TAILS: As if we really needed that useless bit of info. >BONUS JOKE: The whole joke takes place at some weird court >in L.A with an attorney that's a complete wuss: KNUCKLES: The hell? TRUNKS: I don't know, and I don't care. >Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the >truth so help you god? GOHAN : AWWWW HELL NO! >Defendant: I do. >Bailiff: You may now kiss the bride. > >HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >!!!!! [All face fault] SONIC: Good God that was lame! >(I like that joke.) VEGITA: Kinda proves how sad this guy is. >Hope you guys enjoy the story. TAILS: Oh, I doubt that very much. >Oh yea. Before I start the story, I'd like to tell everyone >about the ALIEN CONFLICT SOUNDTRACK . KNUCKLES: How in the hell can a fanfic have a sound track? SONIC: Try not to question the fic, it helps. >The soundtrack features: > >METHOD MAN >PRODIGY >BEASTIE BOYS >WU-TANG CLAN >SISTER MACHINE GUN >NOTORIOUS B.I.G >INSANE CLOWN POSSE >BONE THUGS-N-HARMONY >KORN >2-PAC >BLACKSTREET >PUFF DADDY >OL' DIRTY BASTARD AMY: All of whom were blackmailed and forced to be a part of this! >E-mail me at "aliensonictrilogy@mailexcite.com" for more >info. SONIC: Yo author, ever hear of abreviation? >LordKage (now known as SPAWN: The resurrected one) >presents... GOKU: Even the author's identity is having crossover problems. >A novel written by yours truly... TAILS: And here I thought it was written by Spawn. > ALIEN CONFLICT: CHAPTER ONE: > > CRY OF THE XENOMORPH > > > > >NOTE: This story continues right after the events of the >final Sonic TV series episode "The Doomsday project." AND >it is advised that no one under the age of 12 should read >this story (because of the graphic violence.) TAILS & AMY : AHHHHH! We're screwed! >2ND NOTE: If you like the A L I E N Trilogy, there is a 4th >ALIENS movie coming out on NOVEMBER 26 called "ALIEN: >RESURRECTION." (Ripley gets cloned from a blood sample.) >Just thought I'd tell ya. CAUSE I'M GONNA GO SEE IT!!!!!!!! VEGITA: I think this guy actually *DOES* think we care about what he's going to do! >:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) TRUNKS: I wonder what he's so happy about? TAILS : It's the good stuff man! GOHAN: Actually, that would explain this crossover. >3RD NOTE: You should watch the A L I E N trilogy before >reading this story so you understand it more. SONIC: Two shameless product plugs in as many sentances. >ROBOTROPOLIS: 3235 A.D: > > The once great city of Robotropolis laid in ruins. KNUCKLES: Though no one knew why, seeing as how the Doomsday complex that was destroyed was no where near Robotropolis! >Snivley rose above the ashes in an elevator from >underground. The elevator opened. "So... the big round guy >finally let Sonic defeat him. SONIC: As if there was any doubt! Who be the man? TAILS: Nice to see that you don't believe in false modesty. AMY: Or any other kind for that matter! GOKU: Hey Vegita, looks like you've got some competition now for biggest ego on the satellite! VEGITA/SONIC: HEY! >Well, don't celebrate to >soon, hedgehog! Now, it's my turn. hahahaha. AND I'M NOT >ALONE!" TRUNKS : I have a nigh invunerable self-insertion character on my side! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! >Glowing red eyes emerged from the inside of the >elevator after Snivley walked out. The red eyes came from >one of Robotnik's robots. His name was Mecha Sonic. KNUCKLES: ...but he changed it to MetalSonic and and started writing evil Sonic lemons! >He looked like Sonic the Hedgehog being roboticised. SONIC: So he looked like me traped in a glass tube? >He walked out of the elevator. "Now, Mecha Sonic," said Snivley, "Are >you ready GOHAN: Break it down! [All start doing the D-generation X theme] >for your first assignment?" "No," said Mecha Sonic. "And why not?" TAILS : Cause I'm lazy, next question. >"I take orders from no one." Mecha Sonic pulled out a laser rifle and >shot Snivley in the head. [All look at the screen in disbelief] SONIC: YES!!!!! [Mass cheers and general rejoycing erupts in the theater] GOKU: Say what you will about the fic, but give Spawn credit for not trying to pass off Snivley as a major threat! >The hedgehog robot smiled as Snivley's head exploded leaving >giant marks of blood and pieces of his brain all over the >ruins.......... AMY: Eww. TAILS : Heh heh heh, Splat! >PLANET: LV-426 > > A space ship stood on the surface of the planet. This >ship belonged to the freedom fighters of Knothole village. SONIC: HUH? When the hell did we get a friggin space ship? VEGITA: It's called a plot device, get used to 'em. >Earlier, they had left the planet Mobius to experiment on >Rotor's space ship and were orbiting Mobius when they picked >up signs of life from LV-426. TAILS: But there isn't any planet LV-426 in the Mobian solar system! AMY: Tails, you're thinking about the story again. >When they had arrived, they found ruins of a large city. They had >searched the planet for most of the day. SONIC: ....but got bored and decided to leave. >They found no signs of life. When they came back and tried to fly back >to Mobius the ship short circuited. TRUNKS : Isn't that conveniant, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm shocked! >While Rotor was fixing the ship, Sonic and >Sally sat alone near a cliff that was about a mile away from >the ship. TAILS: They got into a big arguement and Sonic was shoved off the affore mentioned cliff. The end. SONIC: HEY! >They lied down on the ground and gazed at the >stars. "I've always liked looking at the stars when I was >little, said Sonic." SONIC: And Sonic just loves talking about himself in the third person! >"Me and my dad went outside at night >to look at the stars sometimes," said Sally. Sonic felt >nervous. GOHAN: For he knew that the last few lines sounded uncomfortably like a set up for a lemon scene. >There was something that he wanted to ask Sally >after Robotnik was defeated. He had the thought in his mind >ever since the battle began. TAILS : Is a jack higher than a ten? I wonder how you cheat at solitare? VEGITA: There's our vauge referance for the day. >Unfourtanitly, he was always too nervous to ask her. He couldn't >handle being nervous about a simple question for the rest of his life. VEGITA: ...the strain was so great that Sonic's head eventually exploded! >It was now or never. Sonic stood up and helped Sally up. "Uh... >Sal?" asked Sonic. "Yes, Sonic?" replied Sally. "I'm >sorry." "Sorry about what?" "I should have done this a >long time ago." Sonic smiled and pulled a wallet-size box >out of his back pack. He opened the box to reveal a wedding >ring. "Princess Sally Acorn,...will you marry me?" AMY : EW! NO WAY! SONIC : Why am I being used as a verbal punching bag? VEGITA: Cause it's fun! TAILS: And easy! >"Sally couldn't believe her ears. Sonic didn't know it, but Sally >had waited for him to ask her that question for a long time. KNUCKLES: Even Sally's talking in the third person now! It must be contagous. >"Oh Sonic. Of course I will!" SONIC: Sigh......If it were only that easy. TAILS: What do you mean? It is that easy. SONIC: Yeah, I wish. TAILS: It is, look. [Tails turns to Amy] TAILS: Amy Rose, will you marry me? AMY : Yes! You bet I will! TAILS: See. VEGITA: Kid, you may not know it now, but you just made a BIG mistake! TAILS: Whatever. AMY: You do realize that I'm going to hold you to that, right Tails? [Tails turns pale white, which is really difficult for someone with brown fur.] TAILS: W-W-W-WHAT? AMY : You heard me. TAILS: Uh......g-guys.......help! VEGITA: See what I mean? KNUCKLES : Grasshopper have little sence, but big mouth. TAILS: C'mon! This can't stick, can it? GOKU: Actually, that's pretty much how I ended up marrying ChiChi. TAILS: >Sally jumped at Sonic and threw her arms around him. SONIC: .....you're....choking....me.... >"Why didn't you ask me earlier?" asked Sally. TRUNKS : Cause I was scared shitless. >"You know me, Sal. I love to surprise the >ladies." Sonic and Sally kissed each other passionately. AMY: Awwwww...... [Amy hugs Tails harder.] SONIC: I miss Sally. GOKU: I miss ChiChi. VEGITA: I miss Bulma. KNUCKLES: I miss Julie-Su. GOHAN: I miss Videl. TAILS: I....... miss....... breathing! TRUNKS : I wish I had a girlfriend. >At this moment, the kiss was the only thing that mattered. >They knew their dream would finally come true. They would >live together as husband and wife....... GOHAN: Uh-oh, whenever a line like that appears, it's a given that something is going to screw you over! KNUCKLES: No kidding. Uhhh, Amy.... You might want to let go of Tails before he passes out. AMY: Huh? [Amy looks at Tails who's turned a lovely shade of blue by now.] AMY: Oops! [Amy lets go of Tails, who crumples into a heap on the floor.] AMY: Err, sorry 'bout that. ^_^ TAILS: no.... problem.... > As Rotor searched the planet for life after he took a >break from fixing the ship, Sonic and Sally still sat near >the cliff discussing their future when their conversation >was interrupted when Sonic's communicator watch beeped. TAILS : Hey Sonic, now you AND David Kintobor can say that you've ripped off Power Rangers in a Sonic fic! SONIC: HEY! Comparing me with Kintobor! That's hitting below the belt! >"Sonic here. What's the haps, Rotor?" "Sonic, I found life >signs." "Where?" "I'll send you the coordinates to get >here." The numbers of the caves coordinates showed up on >Sonic's communicator watch. TAILS: Sonic promptly used said watch to teleport to the coordinates. SONIC: Watch it Tails, you're going to step over the line any minute. >When they arrived at the cave, Rotor was there. >"Down there." Rotor pointed down a dark >hole. Without warning, a voice cried out from the hole. GOKU : AHHHHHH! I'm stuck in a bad crossover fic! >"HELP ME!" The voice came from a raccoon that was trying to >climb out of the hole. Sonic helped him up. "Hey, take it >easy. You're all right." "Please! Kill me!" TAILS : Sure, will that be very painful, or sorta painful? VEGITA: HEY! You stole my riff! TAILS: Gotta be faster! TRUNKS: Dead on impression though. >"What?" Sonic had never seen anyone that was so frightened. >"What are you talking about--" "KILL ME!! PLEASE--" AMY : WAHHHHHH! I don't wanna be alien fodder! >The raccoon's words were interrupted as he started to scream in >pain. He then fell to the ground still screaming. "Hold >him!" yelled, Sonic. Rotor, Sally and Sonic held him down. >"Take it easy, man. You're going to be okay," said Sonic. GOKU: Don't those sound like famous last words? >"Rotor, give him a tranquilizer." GOHAN : But I don't have any Hogan matches on hand! >Before Rotor could, blood erupted from the raccoons chest. The freedom >fighters gasped in horror. ALL : Gasp. >The screams of the raccoon became louder as more blood emerged. Then, >something burst out of his chest that appeared to be a snake-like >creature. The creature stared with an evil grin at the freedom fighters >as the raccoon's screams stopped. Gore from the dead raccoon spilled >out of his lifeless body. The creature leapt out of the coarpse and ran >out of sight...... TAILS: What's a "coarpse"? SONIC: I'm guessing it's a poor spelling of "corpse". TAILS: I thought as much, I just wanted to be certain. >uh huh huh huh. that was cool. uh huh huh huh :-) KNUCKLES: Was that the author? GOKU: Yup. KNUCKLES: Perfect! Now we have an author who randomly inserts his own comments into the fic at random! GOKU: You get used to it after a while. > Sonic and the rest of the freedom fighters sat by the >rocket. "...then it just ran away," said Sonic. "What >kindda thang would do somthin' like that?" asked Bunnie?" TRUNKS: Probably the aliens advertised in the title. >"I have no idea," replied Sally. "I say we just get out of >here and run before it finds us," said Tails. "Rotor just >finished the ship anyway." TAILS: You mean to say we went to another planet on a ship that wasn't compleated yet!? What was the big hurry? VEGITA: Spawn wanted to get straight to the killing, what do you expect? >"Tails is right. This place gives me the creeps," said Sonic. >Everyone aggreed with Sonic and Tails. They then went back to the ship >and set a course for Mobius. Little did they know, that the alien that >killed the racoon was on board with them. GOHAN: After all, sudden bouts of stupidity were common place in these fics. >Not just a worker alien or alien drone. It was a queen...... > >OUTSIDE KNOTHOLE: > > All of the knothole freedom fighters were there. Sonic >stood nervously in a black tuxedo. KNUCKLES: Tuxedo Sonic..........Nope, I can't see it happening. TAILS: Oh, and I guess Tuxedo Kunx was all perfectly understandable? KNUCKLES: Shut up. SONIC: I don't know Sal looked kind of nice in a fuku. >Antonie sat at the harpscicord and started playing that boring "Here >comes the bride" song that you hear at weddings. AMY: And knowing Ant, he's gibbled it royally! >Sonic turned and saw Sally in a wedding dress holding flowers. He >could never imagine a more beautiful sight. Sally walked up to Sonic >and stood in front of him smiling. Rotor stood behind that >one thing that priests stand behind in weddings with a book. >I forgot what it's called. TAILS: IT'S AN ALTER DUMBASS! VEGITA: Stupidity truly knows no bounds. >"Dearly beloved," said Rotor, "We are gathered here today to witness >the marrige of Princess Sally Acorn and Sonic the Hedgehog in the bonds >of holy matrimony. Princess Sally, do you vow to take Sonic the >Hedgehog to be your husband? To honor and love in sickness and in >health all the days of your life?" "I will," replied Sally. SONIC: Come on Sal, you're supposed to say "I do", it's tradition! >"And do you, Sonic vow to do all the stuff I just said to her?" KNUCKLES: Well that line just blew tradition off the face of the planet! >AUTHORS NOTE: I just couldn't resist putting in the phrase: "vow to do >all the stuff I just said to her" It's too funny :-) SONIC: And that's suppose to make me feel better!? How dare you make a mockery of such a sacred tradition as marrage? And *MY* marrage at that! >BACK TO DA' >SHOW. "I will replied Sonic. GOHAN: "I will replied Sonic"? That's the first time I've heard someone say that as an acknowledgment to the wedding vows! SONIC: Why me? TAILS & TRUNKS: HEY! That's our line! >"You may now kiss the bride." Sonic and Sally kissed each other, >passionitly. "I now pronounce you man-- uh-- hedgehog and wife." >Rotor's final words were replied with applause...... VEGITA : HE FINALLY SHUT UP! > Antonie was helping Rotor make inprovements on the ship. ALL: O_O GOHAN: Rotor's leting Ant work on the space ship? SONIC: There ain't no way Rote would let Ant even *TOUCH* something like that, to say nothing of letting him make improvements on it! TAILS: What the hell has Rotor been smoking? TRUNKS: Obviously something pretty potent! >"Darn," said Rotor. "I forgot somthing. Keep >working, Antonie. I need to go get one of my tools from the >store room." Rotor left. "Hmph. Rotor had to make me do >all zee hard work," said Antonie. He went to the next room >in the ship to make inprovements on the lab's computer. SONIC: Now I *KNOW* SPAWN doesn't know anything about us! Ant doesn't know a thing about computers, and he's going to make improvements on one! GOKU: Sonic, it's a fic. SONIC But it's *ANTOINE*! >When he entered, he saw approximitly 30 eggs that were >slightly bigger than ostrich eggs. Antonie looked confuzed. AMY: He was so confuzed it took him a week to get his fur back to it's normal state! >"What in zee name of Knothole ez this?" All of the eggs >stood straight on the floor. GOHAN: They were all trained very well. >They were brown with a leathery type covering. With curiousity, >Antonie moved towards one of the eggs. Antonie moved back when the egg >opened up. KNUCKLES: Hey guys, I think Ant's going to be the first to bite the big one. SONIC: I bet Spawn will just start killing freedom fighters left and right now. VEGITA: Good. The faster we run out of cast members, the faster we can leave! >The top split open like flower pedals springing >out. Antonie moved closer again. AMY: Ant was always kinda stupid like that. >A pancake-sized creature with eight legs jumped at him. It attached >itselff to Antonie's face and he passed out. Rotor returned a few >minutes later. GOKU : Well, he should be dead by now. >"Antonie where are you?" Rotor stopped in >confusion when he saw Antonie laying on the floor with the >creature attached to his face...... SONIC : That's a good look for you, you should keep it! > Sally and Sonic sat on the log over by the power ring >lake when Sonic's communicator watch beeped. TAILS: SONIC: Grrrrr....... >"Whats up, guys?" Rotor answered: "I think you should get down to the >lab right now. Somthing's happened to Antonie." "Somthing >serious?" "I guess you could say that." KNUCKLES : If you call an alien stuck to your face serious. >"We're on our way. They then arrived at Rotor's lab and saw the >creautre on Antonie's face as he layed on a table. "What on Mobius is >that?" asked Sonic. "I wish I knew," replied Rotor. "All I >know about it, Sonic, is that it has Antonie in a coma and I >can't get it off." VEGITA: Hey! Maybe this alien ain't all so bad then! >"Why not?" "I don't think it's comming off without tearing his face >off with it. AMY: Now there's an image I don't need. >Also, I found out on my computer that it's forcing somthing down his >throat." ALL: GYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHH! >"Forcing what?" asked Sally. "I'm not sure. Here take a >look." VEGITA: If this is what I think it is, I'm going to kill Spawn! >Rotor activated the central computer and on the screen >was a picture of the inside of Antonie's throat with >somthing going down it. "Looks like he's feeding him >oxygen," said Sonic. TAILS : And that's all it was doing. [sighs of relief are exhaled] >"You said that you tried getting it off of him?" >"Yea. I've tried," replied Rotor. "I don't >know excactly what to do, Sonic." "Why would somthing just >put a person in a coma and keep him alive? asked Sally. GOKU: To prolong the agony, replied Goku. >"Have no idea," said Rotor. "I think the best we can do is >to just wait and see what happens."...... TRUNKS : Let's ignore it and hope it goes away! > Hours had passed. Antonie hadn't changed. KNUCKLES: He had kept the same shirt on for a week, it was really starting to smell up the place. >Rotor was in his lab doing research on the "facehugger". >(that thingy that's attatched to Antonie's face.) >Sonic came in and startled him. "Sorry, Rotor. Didn't mean to scare >you." "That's all right." TAILS : I just love someone freaking me out while I'm conducting experiments! >"Anything happenin' with Ant'?" "Antonie's the same. No changes." >"What about the big spider that's on him? Found anything out yet?" >"Well.....I did find out that it adapts to adverse enviornmental >conditions by shedding its skin. It also bleeds acid." GOHAN : Woah man, that thing must have a permanent high! >"Must have a great defense mechanisim."...... > > More hours had passed. By now, everyone knew what had >happened to Antonie. Sonic and Tails sat on the log by the >lake. They imagined that a power ring would emerge. AMY: They were really bored. >Even though they wouldn't anymore. Sonic had no need for power >rings now that Robotnik was defeated. VEGITA: So Robotnik's defeat stopped the lake from producing power rings. How the hell does that work? >His watch beeped. SONIC: Not one word Tails. TAILS: I didn't say anything. >"Yea Rot'?" "I think you should have a look at Antonie." >"Somthing happened to him?" "See for yourselff. Oh yea. >Tell Sally to meet me here." After Rotor signed off, Sonic >contacted Sally via his communicator watch. TAILS : Come in Pink Ranger...... SONIC: AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH! TAILS: Heh heh heh. >"Sal, met me in the lab right away."...... > > Sonic and Sally arrived at the lab and found Antonie >till laying on the table, but without the facehugger >attched to him. "Where'd it go?" asked Sally. KNUCKLES: To get something to drink, Antoine left a bad taste in it's mouth. >"I don't know," replied Rotor. "It still might be in the lab >somewhere. Let's go find it," said Sonic. They started >searching throughout the lab. A couple mintues later, Sally >had found it. "Guys, I found it." Sonic and Rotor ran to >Sally's location and found the facehugger laying lifelessly >under a table. "It's dead," said Rotor. GOKU : Apperantly it died of an accute case of food poisoning. >"Good. Can we get rid it now? That thing gives me the creeps," said >Sally. "Not yet, Sally. Id like to run some some tests on it." TAILS: Fei's alter ego? What's he doing here? >"All right." "Rotor, what about Antonie? Is he alive?" >asked Sonic. "Yes, but he's unconcious. I can't get him >out of it." SONIC: That's okay, no hurry. >"Just let us know when his condition changes." "I will."...... > > Sonic and Sally sat on the log by the lake. GOHAN: The log by the lake! One of the favorite sites of poor writers everywhere who are too lazy to think of different places to set scenes in! >"What do you think's gonna happen to Antonie?" asked Sonic. >"You're actually concerned about him?" asked Sally. SONIC: Not really. >"Well.....uh.....yea. So?" "So, you always thought he was >a looser." "It won't be the same without him." I'll have >no one to make fun of." Sonic laughed when he said those >last eight words. "I'd hate to admit it, Sonic, but you're >right." "Hey. I'm always right." "Not always." Their >conversation was inturupted when Sonic's watch beeped. TAILS: Hey.........Aw forget it, I've done that one to death now. SONIC: THANK YOU! >"Sonic here." Rotor answered: "Antonie's condition has >changed. I'd like you and Sally to come down to the lab and >have a look." "We're on our way." ...... > Sonic, Sally, and Tails (yep. him too) TAILS : Gee, don't I sound important? AMY : You'll always be important to me. TAILS: Uhh, thanks Amy. (What have I done!?) >arrived at the lab to find Antonie alive and well sitting >on the table. "Hey, Ant' whats up?" asked Sonic. "What do >you mean "what's up"? You'll find out if you look upwards," >said Antonie. (he's a big dumb animal isn't he?) VEGITA: You're one to talk Spawn. >"I meant how are you doing?" "Oh. I'm okay." "You remember >anything about the eggs on the ship?" "No." "Are you hungry, >Antonie? SONIC: You know, that spelling of "Antoine" is begining to bug me. >'Cause we're gonna have some lunch," said Tails. >"Oui. I am hungry." Later, Sonic, Tails and all the other >freedom fighters sat at a large table eating lunch. (i >wouldn't excatly call fruit & veggies a lunch, but that's >what they eat most of the time.) SONIC: Oh really? How can this guy know about us and not know that I always eat chili dogs? GOHAN: Please don't ask, we need to conserve our supply of advils. >They all sat at the table laughing and talking about stuff. (yea. >StUfF!) AMY: You know, just regular generic stuff. >"I never found out exactly why that big spider would attach itself to >someone and keep it in a coma," said Rotor. "Mabye it was >love at first sight," said Bunnie. KNUCKLES: These aliens sure have poor taste if that's the case. >Everyone laughed while Antonie sat there with a stuborn look. >He then put a forkfull of grapes in his mouth but didn't swallow >them. TRUNKS: He accedntally picked up a fork full of capers instead! GOKU: And just who the hell uses a fork to eat grapes anyway? >He then had a sick look on his face and coughed out the >grapes. KNUCKLES : Hmm, do not eat after 3224..... TAILS: That's eleven years ago Ant! KNUCKLES : Oh poopie. >He still kept coughing. "What's the matter, Ant'? Don't >like knothole's grapes anymore?" asked Sonic with a laugh. >Antonie got up and was still coughing. All the laughs in >the room stopped. He fell on the floor not coughing but >screaming in pain. GOHAN : Unchewed nachos..... tearing....... throat..... >"Everyone hold him down!" yelled Sonic. The freedom fighters >carried out his order. "Rotor, give him a tranquilizer!" GOHAN : I already told you I don't have any Hogan matches on hand! >"I can't! I'm out!" "What are we supposed to do then?!" SONIC: Club him over the head with a rock and knock him out! It's the universal tranquilizer! >As blood burst out of Antone's chest, everyone stopped in fear. >Sonic was the most frightend of all. He knew what was going to >happen to him. And he was right. Antonie's screams stopped when an >alien burst out of him. It looked just like the one on LV-426. SONIC: Man, not even Antoine deserved that. >Sonic pulled out a knife ready to stab the alien, KNUCKLES: Seeing how Sonic was always armed. >but Rotor stopped him. "Sonic, don't!" It's blood will melt your >hand!" Sonic withdrew his knife. VEGITA: Out of the air he stabed. >The alien roared, leaped out of the coarpse, and ran out the door...... > >Antonie has just given birth to an alien.......... >CONGRADULATIONS, ANTONIE!!!!!!! IT'S A >BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAILS: Is this guy *TRYING* to break the fourth wall or what?! [Persona appears] PERSONA: No, THIS is trying to break the fourth wall! [Persona disappears] ALL: ..... TAILS: Who the hell was that? VEGITA: Just another small time author who like to insert himself at random. Just ignore him. PERSONA: HEY! > All of the freedom fighters were gathered around a >cofin. Inside it lay Antonie's lifeless coarpse. Sally >steped foward. "Fellow freedom fighters, we are gathered >here today to pay our respects to Antonie De'coolete. On >this day, his life has unfourtanitly ended." KNUCKLES: So Antoine was killed and burried in the same day then. SONIC : The Knothole funeral home, where we'll bury your loved ones just hours after the croak! We have the fastest service on the planet! Call today! >Sally tried not to cry as she spoke. "We all know that he was a real >jerk sometimes. But we should all remember him as a great >friend......" A tear dropped from Sally's eye. "Would >anyone like to say anything?" "I would," said Sonic, who >steped foward. "I know that Antonie was such a dork at >times and that I made fun of him once and a while. GOKU: "Once and a while"? AMY: It was more like a daily hobbie! >I had always hated to admit it, but he was a great guy. There >were times when he made me laugh. He also made me mad every >now and then. Like when he tried to learn martail arts. KNUCKLES: Cue the flashback! >He called it "king fu." He kicked a punching bag that was >supposed to look like Ro-butt-nik. Then it fell through my >window. I walked out with it and said 'Who's the dummy that >belongs to this?' He made me laugh when we were in >Robotropolis at one time. He said he had everything under >control. Then I said 'Well, if you're so cool, then it >should be no problem getting back to knothole alone.' When >I ran off, he said it was just a joke. I ran behind him and >sneaked up on him. It was hilarious when he jumped up being >scared. SONIC: Spawn's turned the funeral into a clip show! DBZ CAST: AHHHH! AIRPLANE FLASHBACK! >The point is, that if Antonie knew we were here >today, he wouldn't want us to be sad. He'd want us to >remember all the good times we had with him. And that's >what we should do." All of the freedom fighters aggreed >with Sonic as he walked back into the crowd. Sally stepped >foward. "Would anyone else like to say anything?" No one >else knew what to say. Sonic's speech had said it all. TAILS: Sonic had managed to sum up Antoine's life in under two minutes! >Rotor played "amazing grace" with the bagpipes as Antonie's >cofin was lowered into the 6 foot pit...... > > Sonic, Sally, and Rotor were now at the floating >island. AMY: They just magically apeared on the island then? >(They flew there with the biplane from "Sonic 2.") AMY: Oh. >They had hopped that Knuckles and the Chaotix could help >them. Later, they had walked into the chaos chamber to find >Knuckles, Vector, and Mighty. VEGITA: Seeing as how the Chaos Chamber was poorly guarded, anyone could come and go as they please. KNUCKLES: Hey! I never let anyone just walk into the Chaos Chamber! VEGITA: And since when did reality play a factor in this fic? >"What are you doing here?" asked Knuckles. "We need your help, Knux," >said Sonic. "We need any and all information on the aliens from >LV-426." KNUCKLES: And how would I have any information on these aliens? I've never even left the planet! >"Why should I help you?" "Because, Antonie was killed by >one. We need some info to help us track 'em down." >"........Why not?" "Where's Espio and Charmy?" "An alien >dropped by and killed Charmy. Probably the one who killed >antonie." "Then how would it get up here?" TRUNKS: It hot-wired and stole a hover unit. >"You'd be surprised at how high they can jump." GOHAN: Or how far seeing as how the island floats over the ocean! >"What about Espio?" Knuckles had a sad look on his face. "I'll show >you." Knuckles led the three freedom fighters and the remaining >chaotix to another room. Inside was a bed with Espio laying >on it with a facehugger attatched to his face. SONIC: At this rate there won't be anyone left protect the planet! GOKU: I think that's the idea. >"Aw, man....." said Sonic. "I don't know what to do with him," >said Knuckles. "I know what we can do." "What?" "We need >to kill him." KNUCKLES : Sonic the executioner, COME ON DOWN! >"WHAT?" "Sorry, Knux, but it has to die." "..........your-....your >right." > > Later, Espio woke up inside a glass chamber with a >large computer and a dead face hugger beside him. Espio got >up and looked around until he saw Sonic, Rotor, Sally, >Knuckles, Mighty, and Vector staring at him in sadness. >"Guys, why am I in here?" asked Espio. Sonic replied. >"You've been inpregnated with an alien." Espio had a >shocked look on his face. TAILS : Damn cheap over the counter birth control pills! I knew I should have picked up something better! SONIC: TAILS! >"I'm.........sorry. Espio saw flame throwers come out of the computer >as they clicked on. A 30 second countdown emerged from the computer. >"Guys, wait!" yelled Espio. "Can't you guys do surgery or >somthing?!" VEGITA: Well, we could rip your chest open, tear out all your vital organs, and pull the alien out of you. But seeing as how the result of the operation or the alien poping out of you would leave you a dead and bloody mess anyway, we decided to barbeque you instead. Less mess to clean up that way! AMY: Thank you mister sunshine. >Sonic replied. "We can't take the risk. I'm >sorry, but it has to die." The counter reached 20. >"Com'on, guys! I don't want to die!!" The counter reached >15. Espio paniced as he tried to break the glass. KNUCKLES: Breaking his fists instead. >His camoflague powers didn't work either. TAILS: Although seeing as how he was traped in a glass tube about to be engulfed in flames, camoflauge wouldn't do him much good anyway. >10 seconds remained. "Sonic, PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!" 5 >seconds. 4. 3. 2. 1. "NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" The counter reached zero. >The flame throwers fired at Espio. A tear fell from Sonic's eye >as Espio screamed until his burning body fell with no flesh >and blood, but only the black and burning skeletal >structure. SONIC: Now there's an image that's burned into my mind. >Sonic had two words going through his head in sadness. "I'm sorry..." GOKU: I'd just like to point out that while they could have done that while Espio was still unconsious so that he'd feel no pain, they waited until he was wide awake, thank you. > Sonic, Vector, and Mighty walked out of a room with >flame throwers. "Where are you guys going?" asked Knuckles. VEGITA: To get the steaks, the barbeque's all warmed up! >"Me and the chaotix are heading down to the Sandopolis Zone. >There's been some alien activity going on there. Could you >fly Sally and Rotor back to Knothole? It would only take a >minute," said Sonic. "All right," replied Knuckles. KNUCKLES: Just how many times did Spawn put a comma where a period is supposed to go? TAILS: Too many, I lost count long ago. > Sonic and the chaotix walked through the Sandopolis >Zone. They had searched for an hour. Nothing yet. A door >opened a few inches. Alien hands came out from the room, >grabed mighty's legs, and dragged him under. SONIC : Sure, Mighty could have put up a fight, but he decided to give up straight away so that Spawn would have more people to kill! >"SONIC!" "MIGHTY! NO!" He was too late. TRUNKS: For someone named Sonic, he was awfully slow! SONIC: This isn't me! >'Now what do we do?" asked Vector. "I guess it's just you >and me, Vector." GOHAN : Cause there's no way we can have a threesome now! TAILS: AMY: *Burp*....Ohh boy........ [Goku hits Gohan in the back of the head] GOKU : *DON'T* go there. >They had nothing to do but to keep searching. ALL: Thank God for that! > Later, back at the ruins of Robotropolis, Mighty stood >trapped inside a metal cage. Mecha Sonic stood next to the >cage. "Bring it," said Mecha Sonic. Two robots and an >alien with a metal implant on its head walked foward. KNUCKLES: Mecha Sonic has the aliens working for him now? How'd he manage that? TAILS: I'm picturing a mountain of totaled SWAT-bots. VEGITA: That, or he has the author in his back pocket. >"As you can see, Mighty, the alien soldiers are under my >control. Two more robots set down a large glass chamber >with a queen alien inside it. "Except for the queen. We're >working on a larger implant for it. Oh well. Life isn't >perfect is it?" AMY: If it was we'd still be back on Mobius and not reading this drek. VEGITA: And we'd be killing Saban at this very moment, and wish him back to life with the dragon balls just so we can have the pleasure of killing him again! >"Perfect means never seeing your ugly face again, Mecha Sonic!" TRUNKS: Uh oh, more famous last words! SONIC: Definately the wrong thing to say in a fic like this. >yelled Mighty. "I'm certain that can >be arranged." The alien teleported to inside the cage. GOKU: Shunken Ido! >Mighty was trapped with it. My soldiers have mysterious >powers as well. Let's see how strong you really are. Kill >him." The alien attacked Mighty. He tried to fight it, TRUNKS: Which seemed to be totally OOC for people in this fic! >but couldn't. KNUCKLES: Looks like you spoke too soon Trunks. >It grabbed Mighty's head and stabbed a hole in it >with its second jaw that shot out of its mouth. TAILS: Ugg, I'm begining to wonder if this is an anti-fic. >"That's enough. Burn it." A robot walked up to the alien and >torched it with the flame thrower. SONIC: That's an interesting way of saying "good job"! >The queen alien screamed in rage as it was forced to watch its child >burn. It then suddenly burst out of the chamber and killed 10 robots. GOHAN: Somewhere, Crow and Tom Servo are crying. AMY: But robots don't die! They get destroyed, shut down, deactivated, but they don't die! >It then ran off. "Let it go. Perhaps it will find the hedgehog." GOHAN: Foreshadowing folks! > Sonic and Vector were still searching for aliens in the >Sandopolio Zone Temple. "This can't be right," said Sonic. SONIC: .....I've never heard of the Sandopolio Zone, did you get us lost again Vector? >"Vector, I thought you said there was major alien activity >here." "There isn't." "Say what?" Vector punched Sonic in >the back causing him to fall to the ground. SONIC: What the...... TAILS: Betrayal, of course. TRUNKS: I think you need to start intagating disaplinary measures in the Chaotix. KNUCKLES: Shut up. >Vector then picked up Sonic's flamethrower. He now had 2 of them. >"Mecha Sonic says that you've been too nosey lately. He >asked me to kill you and collect a big reward." SONIC: But Vector's not a boutny hunter! GOKU: Vector IS Boba Fett! >"Is that all you care about?" "Sure is. See you around, Sonic--" >Vector's words were interupted when a queen alien picked him >up and punched a hole in his head. AMY: Hey! A plot contriviance that actually helped the Freedom Fighters! VEGITA: A rare thing indeed. >Sonic noticed one of Mecha Sonic's tracking divices on the queen. >Sonic managed to pick up the flamethrowers and torch the queen. TAILS : Toasty! >As the burning alien fell to the ground, Sonic thought for a >moment. "How could Mecha Sonic have a queen in captivity >while there's another queen--.........Sonic realized that KNUCKLES: ....he was thinking in text! >there was still another queen laying the eggs on the ship at >knothole. He had to talk to Rotor. > > Sonic and Rotor were in the lab disscussing the >'problem' with the ship. GOHAN : Antoine royally gimped the computer! >(the one that was on LV-426.) AMY: So how many other space ships did they have? >"How many eggs did you say were in the ship?" asked Sonic. >"About 30 when I saw Antonie. Now there's about 50." TAILS: Let me get this straight, from what I've seen, Rotor knew there was about thirty ailen eggs on the ship before Antoine was killed. SONIC: Uh huh. TAILS: Later on, he checked the ship again and found that there was fifty eggs instead of thirty. GOKU: Yep. TAILS: And all this time he didn't do a damn thing to exterminate them?! AMY: Prety much. TAILS: Okay, I just wanted to be sure of that.........Am I the only one here who feels like sticking my head in the microwave? ALL: No. >Are you sure?" "I could have been my imagination. Everyone >including me is all stressed out." "Yea I know. After what >happened to Ant', I think we should seal off the ship. TRUNKS: Now there's an idea! Why didn't anyone think of it sooner? >If the rest of the gang went in that ship, then there's no >telling how many of them have been inpregnated." "But>Sonic, I have to run some tests on the ship." "Forget that. >We gotta seal off the ship before everyone else finds the >eggs." SONIC: I know Rotor is really into the scientific stuff, but I'd think he'd be a bit more concerned about staying alive! >"Yea........I guess you're right." Sonic and Rotor >left. Later on, the ship was sealed with a magnetic >forcefield around it. "Where is everyone?" asked Sonic. TAILS: Getting armed to kick some alien butt!.....At least that's what the real us would be doing, I don't know about these clones. >"Probably in their huts," replied Rotor. "Yea. You might >be right." "I'm going id that the face. I found out its >name." ALL: @_@ VEGITA: What the *BLEEP* did that mean?! TAILS: Is Dr. Thinker co-writing this or what? >"Haven't you done enough research allready?" "No. >Not really." "All right." Sonic went to Tails' hut to >check on him. He opened the door and walked in. KNUCKLES: ..........a laser beam then ziped past his head! "Dumbass! Knock next time!" >"Hey Tails?" Sonic looked around the room and couldn't find him. TAILS: Uhhhh........Where the hell am I anyway? I only had two scenes in this fic so far. >Until he looked behind the door to find the bloody coarpse >of Tails laying on the floor with a hole in his chest. TAILS: @_@ AMY: EEEEEEEEEEEEK! GOKU: Killed this early in the fic! This doesn't happen too often for a major character! TAILS: @_@ KNUCKLES: You all right Amy? AMY: Yeah, it's just that I pictured what Tails looked like right there. You okay Tails? [Tails' right eye begins twitching] AMY: Uh, Tails? TAILS: Two camios. Two *BLEEP*ing camios! Then I'm killed just like that? NO! That wasn't even being killed, that was being found a corpse! Hell, even Antoine got his own death scene! I swear, if I EVER find this Spawn guy, I'm going to shove my boot so far up his ass he'll have to open his mouth to undo the laces! [All look strangely at Tails] SONIC: Ummm...... VEGITA: Nice rant, I like your style. >Sonic gasped loudly. He stared in shock for a moment. His >shocked look turned to sadness. Tears fell from his eyes as >he cried softly. Yet another long time best friend had been >killed the excat same way Antonie was. Sonic layed against >the wall crying loudly. The cries stopped when he heard a >hissing sound comming from the other room. Sonic got up >fightned. "Who's there?" He walked slowly to the room. SONIC:......but quickly realized how stupid this move was and left the hut. KNUCKLES: You wish. >He stopped in fear when he saw an alien walk towards him from >the other room. It look just like the one that burst out of >Antonie accept it was eight feet tall and it had two tails. TAILS : YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! TRUNKS: Feeling a little bitter? TAILS: A *LITTLE*!!! >Just like it's victim. Its tails were long and had spikes. >It had darker black skin, a banana shaped head. It >aparently had no eyes which made Sonic wonder how it could >see. SONIC: Actually, I'd be wondering why the hell I'm just standing there while a giant alien bent on killing me is drawing closer. >It had silvery jaws that stuck out of its mouth. It >seemed like a human turned inside out. >All muscules and tendons were on the inside while its >bones were on the outside which was very similar to an >exoskeleton. Sonic could see it had another jaw inside >its mouth when it hissed GOHAN: It made sure that it's food was always well chewed! >again loudly. Sonic ran away in fear and stopped when he >saw about 50 aliens that look the same as the one in tails >hut. (with only one tail.) Each one walked out of a >seperate hut. Sonic couldn't believe it. TAILS: My god! Spawn actually *DID* kill everyone! SONIC: When I made that 'killing freedom fighters left and right' riff earlier, I didn't think I'd be this dead on! >Were all of the freedom fighters impregnated? Sonic heard >a loud noise and looked up. It was a space ship (different >from the one that had the eggs in it.) VEGITA: The Freedom Fighters had a space ship for everyday of the week! >He saw Rotor, Dulcy, and Bunnie in the cockpit. Sally opened a door SONIC: Well, at least the core freedom fighters are still alive. TAILS: *SOME* of them at any rate. VEGITA: Calm down, after this is over we'll start up the holoarena and kill some Spawn clones. How does that sound? TAILS : Hurry up and finish you damn fic! SONIC: I get the feeling that Tails is going to need some MAJOR therapy after this is over. >and reached out her hand. "Grab on!" Sonic imeditly ran up and grabed >her hand and she pulled him up into the ship. After Sonic was inside, >the ship fired its afterburners and flew away. Everyone >went up and hugged Sonic. "Sonic, you're okay!" said Dulcy. >"Any sign of Tails?" asked Sally. "They got him," AMY: Don't remind me, I'm still trying to get that image out of my head. >replied Sonic. Everyone gasped. "But he was too young," said >Bunnie. "Yea.........I know." Everyone tried not to cry. >"They're going to pay," said Sally. "I know, Sal. But >where are we gonna go? We have no weapons," said Sonic. SONIC: That never stopped me before! GOHAN: Remember, here you can't be effective without a weapon of mass destruction. >"Mabye we should join tha' space marienes. They got all >kinds of weapons," said Bunnie. AMY: Space marines? Where did they come from? VEGITA: I'm guessing space. That or from a plot contriviance. SONIC: But if we could contact these guys, why didn't we call for assistance while we were still fighting Robotnik? KNUCKLES: Sonic........it's a fic, remember? >"But are they trained to handle a bunch of aliens?" asked Dulcy. >"There's only one way to find out," said Sally. After Sally had said >those words, Sonic had just noticed that Rotor kept Quiet through >the whole conversation...... TRUNKS: And this is relevant how? TAILS: Don't ask, you may regret it. > A black space ship flew through space heading for >mobius. Inside it were 10 cryotubes. (including a big one >for Dulcy.) As the cryotubes were about to open, the >computer turned on and a profile showed up on the screen: GOKU : Contents of cryotubes: core freedom fighters and a few extras wearing red shirts. > SPACE MARINE PROFILE_ > > NAME: SPECIES: > SALLY CHIPMUNK SONIC: Chipmunk?! She's a ground squirrel! > SONIC HEDGEHOG > ROTOR WALRUS > BUNNIE RABBIT > DULCY DRAGON KNUCKLES : And that's all for the Knothole survivors, now let's meet our special guest extras, who will most likely be killed within the next few minutes! > RYAN PORCUPINE > BISHOP HAWK > SONAR HEDGEHOG > SANDRA FOX TAILS: Sandra...... does Spawn mean Sandra *Nightweaver*? AMY: If he does, I'm sure David Pistone is gonna be kinda pissed at seeing her get slaughtered as she most likely will be. [An explosion rocks the satellite] GOKU: HEY! Watch the fourth wall! VEGITA: Like you're one to talk! > KNUCKLES ECHIDNA GOHAN: Wow, a main character who gets billing below the extras! TRUNKS: Well, he is wearing red... KNUCKLES: Shut up. > The cryotubes opened up. The people inside them >started to wake up. They slowly got out of their cryotubes. >"I hope I'm getting paid for waking up like this," said >Ryan. "Probably not," said Sandra. Later on, the mariens >were in the mess hall eating corn bread. SONIC : Oh be still my salavating tastebuds! >(that's the only thing good on the ship. bummer.) TRUNKS: What is this? A prison ship? >Sonic was surprized to see Knuckles when he first arrived. He saw him >sitting directly across from him. "So Knux, what brings you here?" KNUCKLES: A space ship, same as you. SONIC : Funny. >asked Sonic. "Actualy Sally asked me to come along. GOHAN : She said that she wanted a REAL man! SONIC: HEY! >She told me what happened at Knothole. I left Archemiedes in >charge." TAILS: A move that will later be referred to as mistake number one. >"And this is more important than the floating island?" >"An alien killed my mother a long time ago." KNUCKLES: Wha?! But my mother's still alive! She's in Echidnaopolis right now! GOKU: Now who's forgetting it's a fic? >"Sorry to hear that, Knux." "I've been dying for some >payback." "Me too. Me, Sal, Rotor, Bunnie, and Dulcy are >the only survivors. Let's just hope no one else had found >the ship." "Who would?" There's alot of freedom fighters >that know us that come by for a visit. There might be >hundreds of aliens there." GOKU: But can't the aliens just leave Knothole and kill everyone anyway? AMY: Besides, we don't give the location of Knothole to any Joe Blow who comes out of the forrest! Only key resistance leaders are privy to that information. TAILS: You're actually expecting this to make sence? >Someone inturupted their conversation. "Relax. We've been trained to >handle these situations," said Sonar. "Were we talking to you?" said >Knuckles. SONIC: Seems like Spawn decided to keep your charming personality in character Knux. KNUCKLES: Whatever.... >Sonar went back to his seat. "Hey Sonar, why you >lettin' mop head pick on you?" asked Sandra. "I don't >really care." While they talked, Sonic and Knuckles still >sat talking. "What's your problem with the hedgehog guy?" >asked Sonic. "His name is Sonar. He's been a real pain my >whole life," KNUCKLES: A pain my whole life huh? That's impressive considering that this is the first time I've ever seen the guy. >replied Knuckles. "Why?" "Cause every time he >talks to me, he talks about aliens. He's totally upsesed >with them." GOHAN: Sonar IS Fox Mulder! >"Yea. Rotor's been acting that way, lately. >He always wants to run tests on dead facehuggers." "Sonar's >that way too. They'd make a great team." Sonic laughed. >"Yea really." "May I join you?" said Bishop who walked up >to them with a tray of cornbread. VEGITA : No, this conversation has nothing to do with you. Now be off. >"Sure, sit down," said Knuckles. Bishop sat down. "So what's your >name?" asked Sonic. "My name is Bishop. TRUNKS : I'm a time traveler from the future who joined up with the X-Men, though why I'm here is beyond me! >I'm the commander of this operation." "I'm Sonic and this is is >Knuckles." "Nice to meet ya. Oh yea. About the mission. Are there >any survivors in your village?" "No." "How many aliens are >there at Knothole?" "There were 50 when I left." "There >could be more now." "I know." GOKU: Well then if you already know, then why'd you bother asking? >Bishop got up. "Alright everyone. Times up. Get your weapons ready." >With Bishop's command. Everyone got up and left...... > > Later, everyone sat on a chair in another room while >Sonic and Bishop stood in front of the room. "Good morning, >marines," said Bishop. "Our mission is to land on Mobius >and exterminate as many aliens as possible. TAILS : I know these instructions are a tad complex, but I'm sure you can figure it out. >Some of you might not make it back, but we're going to try to do the >best we can. VEGITA : DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?! AMY : Sir no sir! We just don't want to be torn apart by aliens sir! >Are there any questions?" Ryan raised his >hand. "What is it Rotor?" "Sir, I'm Ryan. He's Rotor." AMY: Look everyone! It's an attempt at humor! ALL : Wow. >"What's the question?" "Who or what are we dealing with?" >"Tell them, Sonic." Sonic stepped foward. "I'll tell you >all I know. GOHAN : It all started about sixteen years ago, before Robotnik took over Mobius... >These guys are eight feet tall and bleed acid. KNUCKLES: Thank you Sonic for that detailed description. >I know it's hard to believe. And when we're there, watch >out for eggs. When someone is close to one, it'll open and >a creature pops out. Don't let one get on your face. TAILS: There's sound advice, though wouldn't it be easier to just destroy the eggs before they open? >That's all I know. Any questions?" No one raised his or >her hand. "All right people. I've left Sonic second in >comand. So I hope you will coaparate with him. Get your >weapons ready," said Bishop. Eveyone got up and went to the >war room...... > > > When they arrived at Knothole in a small ship (APC), >Sonic was shocked to see that Knothole looked Just like AMY: ....South Park! What the hell did those alien bastards do to our home?! >a brand new Robotropolis and an alien hive all in one. "Hey >Sal, are you sure this is Knothole?" "It says on the map," TRUNKS: You mean to tell me that they need a map to find the place they've lived in for most of their lives?! VEGITA: Must be another one of those sudden bouts of stupidity. SONIC & KNUCKLES: HEY! >replied Sally. "Who coulda done this?" asked Bunnie? "It >can't be Robotnik," said Dulcy. Sonic saw a sign right by >the entrance that said 'Mechanopolis'. Sonic knew who was >in charge. "Mecha Sonic." > >AND YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT HIM DIDN'T YA?????????? :-) >:-) SONIC: We can hope can't we? >"He must've done all this." "He could be using the aliens >for soldiers," said Sally. "All right people, let's head >in," said Sonic. Everyone went in. Except for Bishop who KNUCKLES: ....was too scared to go. >gaurded the ship. Sonic didn't understand why Rotor and >Sonar stayed with him...... GOKU: Probably cause they were scared too. > In the city was a cave which led to an alien hive. As >the marines walked in with pulse rifles and flame throwers, >things started getting creepey. The hive had dead bodies >hanging on the walls with a hole in each bodies chest. AMY: Aliens, mass killing machines, lousy interior decorators. >Next to each body was a hatched egg and a dead face hugger. More >aliens were here that expected. Suddenly, Sandra's Motion >tracker beeped. "Guys, I'm getting a signal." "From >where?" asked Dulcy. "50 meters ahead." "Let's move," said Sonic. TAILS: Looks like this is it, brace yourselves for any thing guys. >All the marines slowly walked foward. Later, they >stopped when the tracker reached zero. "Sandra, there's >nothing here," said Sally. "The tracker says there is." TRUNKS: I smell ambush here. >A noise came from the wall. "What was that?" asked Ryan. >"It could be what Sandra has locked on her motion tracker," >said Knuckles. Unkown to them, the aliens were camoflagued >into the wall. It was known when an alien jumped on Sally's >back. SONIC: AHHHHH! Someone shoot it! NOW! >She replied with a scream as she tried to shoot it. >"SAL!" yelled Sonic. Soon enough, more aliens came as Sally >was ripped apart. SONIC: O_O My God.....I don't feel so good. KNUCKLES: Uhhhhh...... Sonic.... >Here gore spilled over the alien turning it from black to red. SONIC: Ohhh...... x_x AMY: This isn't good. >Everyone started firing their weapons >as the aliens leapt toward them. Sonic stared in sadness >and shock at Sally's remains until an alien hissed behind >him. KNUCKLES : Poor guy, seeing that last scene must have over loaded his brain! VEGITA: Well if he doesn't wake up soon, he'll miss his clone getting revenge. SONIC: -_o is it over? TAILS: Yeah, now it should be payback time. >He turned around quickly and shot the alien with his >pulse rifle. He then screamed in pain as the alien's acid >blood fell on his wrist. SONIC: What? That's all it did? The way this guy writes I would have expected my hand melting or something. TAILS: Hey, don't knock a good thing. SONIC: HA! What good could come from someone who could kill Sally like that! KNUCKLES: Sonic, it's only a fic! SONIC: Yeah right, probably another Sonic is being forced to live through all of this in another dimension. [The DBZ cast glare daggers at Sonic.] SONIC: I didn't mean it THAT way! >Ryan tried shooting the alien that headed toward him. >It knocked the gun out of his hand and held him on the >wall. Its mouth slowly opened revealing >another jaw. Ryan tried to escape with all his might until >it shot its jaw at ryans head puncking through it. KNUCKLES: I think I speak for everyone when I say we all saw that one coming. >Sandra shot it from behind as it exploded in pain. Another alien >jumped at Sandra. Dulcy shot it just in time. But not >enough to kill it. It got up and leapt at Dulcy before she >could shoot again. More aliens leapt at her until she fell >to the ground dying. VEGITA: Please note that Spawn said dying and not dead. Which means that she'll probably live long enough so that the agonizing pain will drive her to suicide! >Sonic managed to get up with his wrist still burning. AMY: You know, Spawn should really take some anatomy lessons, cause a burning wrist doesn't affect your legs! >"We gotta get outta here guys! Let's go!" >Everyone but Bunnie grabed on. "Where's Bunnie?" asked >Sonic. "Sonic wait up!" yelled Bunnie from a far distance. TAILS: Leaving your troops behind? What kind of leader are you? TRUNKS: Our hero ladies and gentlemen, our hero. SONIC: That isn't me! It's just Spawn's bastardized version of me! >Before she could reach them. She exploded. Sonic knew why >when he saw Mecha Sonic standing there with a grinaid gun. KNUCKLES: It had ten times the power of a regular "grenade" gun. GOHAN: Grin-aid, the EXPLOSIVE new flavor from Kool-aid! >Sonic ran off as the two survivors hung on...... TAILS: Well Sandra's still alive, she still appears to be in character. > Sonic sat with a bandage on his wrist with Knuckles and >Sandra sat in the ship's brefing room. "Guys, we gotta >think of another plan," said Knuckles. "I can understand >why bishop stayed, but I can't believe Rotor and Sonar just >sat in the ship while we coud've used their help!" yelled >Sandra. Sonic thought for a moment. VEGITA: You could see the smoke pouring out of his ears. >"Speaking of which I'm gonna go check on 'em." Sonic walked out of the >room. As he entered the ship's lab, he gasped in fear as the lifeless >bodies of Sonar and Bishop layed in a giant pool of their >own blood. TAILS: Gee, joining the space marines sure helped a lot! Next time find a group that doesn't die so easily! >Sonic's frightend look disapeared as he heard a >hiss comming from the wall. He walked up to it and pulled a >lever. AMY: This alternate Sonic makes so many stupid moves he makes the real Sonic look like a genius! SONIC: Yeah.....HEY! >The wall opened up to reveal an alien traped in an >invisible forcefield. He realised this could be the work of >only one person. TAILS: No, don't tell me Spawn resurected Robotnik! GOKU: To be perfectly honest, it wouldn't surprise me. >"I'm sorry you had to see that," said Rotor who walked >in with an evil look. ALL: O_O GOKU: Now THAT surprised me! >Sonic rand up to him and held him against the wall in anger. "Are you >insane?!!!!" yelled Sonic. "Mabye I am," replied Rotor. KNUCKLES : Being traped in this fic is enough to drive anyone over the deep end! >"Why did you kill Bishop and Sonar?!" "They got too nosey. >I couldn't let them tell the others." "Oh they'll know >about it, Rotor! From me!" AMY: Briliant plan Sonic, waste time talking with the enemy instead of calling for re-enforcements! >"No they wont." Rotor punched Sonic in the stomach and snaped his >ankle GOHAN: Rotor's channeling Ken Shamrock! TAILS: Watch as Rotor defeats Sonic with the dreaded ankle lock submission! >causing him to fall to the floor. "You'll... never... get away with >this!" Sonic tried to get up with his broken ankle. TRUNKS : Oh, I'm sure thats going to work real well! SONIC : Come on, if I managed to get up with a burnt wrist, then a broken ankle should be no problem! >Rotor pulled out a knife. "Just wanted to let you know that I knocked >you out earlier and impregnated you with an alien." ALL: O_O KNUCKLES: What the..... TAILS: Okay, this has got to be the multiverse's WORST plot contriviace! Good guy turns evil for no aparent reason and for all intents and purposes has killed the hero! VEGITA: In other words, the main plot of A Sorcerer, A Demon, And Emeralds. SONIC CAST: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SONIC: Don't *EVER* mention that horror again! >Sonic had a shocked look on his face. Before he could Stab him, >Knuckles and Sandra shot Rotor from behind with pulse >rifles. He fell to the floor dead from the gun shots. SONIC: As opposed to falling to the floor dead from the gentle breeze the door made when it opened. >Sonic couldn't be happier to see his friends. "Thanks, >guys." "Rest in pieces, Rotor," said Knuckles. He helped >Sonic up and took him to the ship's hospital...... > > > The three survivors went in and sat once again in the >briefing room. Looks like you're going to be in charge now, >Sonic," AMY : We're all gonna die! >said Sandra. Sonic had a bandage around his ankle. >"Yea. For a while. I've been impregnated." "No way," said >Knuckles. "Sonic, he could be lying." "I can feel it >moving. And with these wouds I don't know if-- wait a >sec." Sonic pulled a power ring out of his back pack. TAILS: A mystical portal to the land of plot contriviances formed for a moment in Sonic's back pack. TRUNKS : How conveeeeeeenent. >"I can't believe I still have this. I just hope it has enough >power." "What is that?" asked Sandra. "A power ring." SONIC: Okay, we've just established that this is not Sandra Nightweaver. She knows what a power ring is. >Sonic pressed the ring against his wrist healing it. GOKU: Hey Sonic, I never knew you could use power rings like that. SONIC: I didn't either! >He then pressed it against his ankle. It ran out of power not >healing it completely. "Darn. I can probably walk and run >normally, but i can't use my super speed." AMY: Though that probably wouldn't matter that much, seeing as how there's been no mention of Sonic using his speed anywhere in this fic! >"What are we supposed to do then?" asked Knuckles. "You're the only >hope we've got." VEGITA: Boy, are they screwed! >"I'll have to risk it. Did you guys come up >with a plan?" "The best one we could come up with is >sneaking into Mecha Sonic's fortress and Planting a bomb," TAILS : Now there's an original and inovative idea! How did you ever think that one up? >said Sandra. "As long as it means killing him and the >aliens. Let's go for it."...... > > > Sonic, Sandra, and Knuckles slowly walked through the >city. They hid behind a building and looked ahead. GOHAN : I can't see any thing but wall! We're gonna have to move to the edge of the building to see anything important! >"There's a couple of alien guards by the entrance. How are >we going to get in?" asked Knuckles. Sonic thought for a >moment. "I got an idea." He picked up a small rock and >threw it towards a pile of junk. When it hit the metal >ruins, the alien gaurds went to investigate. SONIC: I picked that up off of Robocop! >Sonic and the others ran to the door. "Crap. We need a card to get >in," said Knuckles. "I stole one from an alien when we were >fighting earlier," TAILS: Heh heh heh..... AMY: What are you laughing at? TAILS: Just picturing those aliens in business suits having to use their corperate cards to get into the building, and it's damn funny! [All back away from Tails as much as possible] >said Sandra. "Cool. get us in," said >Sonic. Sandra put the card in the slot and the door opened. >They ran in. Later, when they made it close to the main >room they stopped to plant the bomb. ""Knux, get the bomb >out," said Sonic. But before he could, a door in front of >them opened revealing another room with Mecha Sonic and >thousands of aliens. "Kill them," said Mecha Sonic. KNUCKLES : You mean to say that he doesn't want to take us as prisoners? SONIC: Man, not even Kefka was this addicted to death! GOHAN: No, Kefka was addicted to rape. >"RUN FOR IT!!!!!!!" yelled Sonic. As they ran for their lives, >the aliens chased after them. One of them was the queen. >The one who had laid the eggs and had killed the racoon on >LV-426. Sonic and the others ran into another room and >locked the door. "That door wont hold for long," said >Knuckles. "Wait. Where's Sandra?" asked Sonic. "They >must've got her." Sonic punched the door. SONIC: Damn you door! This is all your fault! TAILS: And yet again, Sonic flees from battle and leaves a comrade to a painful and gruesome death. >"Darn!........Wait. What about the bomb?" "I think I >dropped it." "Great! Now what are we supposed to do?" TRUNKS: You droped the only chance you had to live?! KNUCKLES: I.....er.....uhhh...... TAILS: Smoothe move ex-lax. >Sonic yelled briefly in pain as they still pushed on the >door. "The alien's trying to burst out of me. Go get out >of here." "What about you?" "Never mind about me! When it >bursts out of me it'll kill you before you can pull out your >weapon! KNUCKLES: That's not true, I can pull out my weapon right now and take pot shots at you hoping to hit the alien! >You have an island to protect!" "What about Mecha >Sonic?" "Trust me! There's a window over there! Get out >of here!" "Sonic--" "NOW!" Knuckles flew out the window SONIC: Too bad Knuckles never saw the group of aliens on the other side of the window. He was promptly torn apart. KNUCKLES: What was that for? SONIC: Your last riff. >and out of sight. Sonic still pushed at the door trying to >keep the aliens from getting in. Sonic yelled in pain again >as the alien tried to emerge. Sonic ran with all his might, VEGITA: Re-injuring his ankle and leaving him quite screwed. >jumped out the window and landed in a tall pile of scraps to >break his fall. Sonic got up and ran as fast as he could >without being able to use his super speed. As he ran, the >pain got worse. He fell from the pain that the alien inside >him was causing. He strugled to get up and run. GOKU: Pain, run, pain, run, pain....... This is starting to get redundant! TAILS: You'd almost think that Sonic is trying to run while he's in pain. >As he ran, aliens came jumping out the window. Sonic stopped in pain >and ran again. The aliens still ran after him. He then >couldn't run anymore. He fell to the ground and screamed in >pain as the alien burst out of him. SONIC : Alas poor Sonic, I knew him Horatio. >Sonic slowly opened his eyes AMY: He's still alive! TAILS: Sonic just no sold death?! >and realized that he was still alive. Fourtanitly, the >alien burst out of his stomach instead of his chest. GOKU: Now Sonic had the pleasure of letting his stomach acids eat away at his vital organs! SONIC: I think I would have prefered the through the chest, instant death method instead. >As sonic opened his eyes, he saw Mecha Sonic and thousands of >aliens standing in front of him. "Well, Sonic," said Mecha >Sonic. "what do you have to say before my soldiers rip you >apart?" TRUNKS : This fic totally sucks ass! >Sonic slowly pulled an h-grinaid out of his back pack. AMY: If a regular grinaid has ten times the power of the more well known grenade, how muh power does an h-grinaid have? >"If I'm dying.........then you guys are comming with >me....." Sonic prepared to pull the pin. "NO! DON'T PULL >THAT--" Before Mecha Sonic could finish his sentence, Sonic >pulled the pin. KNUCKLES: It was a dud! SONIC: D'oh! >An explosion emerged destroying all of >Mechanopolis. The once ruling city became a large pile of >ruins...... TAILS: Now that was a powerful weapon! AMY : Yes ladies and gentlemen! It's the h-grinaid! The power to blow up an entire city, and you can carry it around in your pocket! > Knuckles sat on the floating island and watched the >explosion next to a plaque that layed on the ground that >read: > > > REST IN PEACE. > > SONIC THE HEDGEHOG > > BORN- 3220. DIED- 3235 SONIC : You carved my tombstone before I was even dead! TAILS: At least you got a tombstone! KNUCKLES: Yeah! Be thankful that I took the time to make one for you! > Knuckles knew what Sonic's plan was right when he left. >"You gonna miss him, Knux?" asked Espio who walked up to him. AMY: Wha?! Didn't Espio die?! TRUNKS: Yeah! Sonic barbequed him! SONIC: Spawn can't even keep track of who he's killed! GOHAN: Can you blame him? He killed just about every one! GOKU: Maybe they wished him back with the dragon balls? TAILS: But we don't even HAVE dragon balls on Mobius! >"I hate to admit it......but I'm gonna miss him alot." >"We all will, Knux. Knuckles still watched the explosion. KNUCKLES: I gotta get me some of those h-grinaids! >He had said long ago during a fight that he would never shed >a single tear in the presence of Sonic's death. He had been >right. SONIC: Ungreatful bastard! >Until now. KNUCKLES: You were saying? SONIC: Disregard! > > > THE END. [Theater erupts with cheers and general celabrating] > > >Bought to you with pride by SPAWN: The resurected one. AMY: Did he actually pay someone to do this? TAILS: Who cares? It's over and we can leave! [Door sequence 1-2-3-4-5-6-7.........] "Hoo-boy, thank God that's over." Gohan exclaimed. "No kidding," said Sonic "I don't think I've ever seen an author so hell bent on killing everyone in the fic." "In fact, I think Knuckles was was the only one who managed to stay alive." Goku commented. Everyone thought about this for a second. "You know," Tails said "he's right! How come you got off so easy Knuckles?" "I don't know? Maybe the author didn't want to incure my wrath?" After everyone, save Knuckles, managed to contain a fit of laughter, they started to disperse. "Hey Vegita!" Tails called, "Which way to that holoarena you mentioned earlier?" "Down that corridor, first door on the right. You know, a little destruction sounds like just the thing I need to relax right now." "Too bad you'll never get the chance!" Everyone looked in the direction of the voice only to find Majin Saban's face on the viewscreen. "Why do you say that?" Goku asked. "The fic's over. It's not like we have anything better to do up here." Saban chuckled evily. "Oh you'd like to belive that now, wouldn't you? Well I've got a little surprise for you, Alien Conflict is a six part story! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" A massive scream from everyone aboard the SOS echoed through the SOS's corridors. "B-but that's impossable!" Trunks yelled "Everyone was killed in part one!" "Uh, hello? I wasn't killed in part one." Knuckles said. Tails glared at Knuckles. "No offence Knux, but there's no way in hell that you'll be able to carry ONE fanfic by yourself, let alone five!" "And, since I'm feeling so evil today, I think I'll send up part two NOW!" And with that statement, the feed from Saban13 cut off. Back on the satellite, everyone had different looks of shock registered on their faces. "H-he was kidding right?" Stammered Amy "He has to be kidding! Please tell me he was kidding!" As if on cue, the incoming post Klaxons went off. "Oh shit! He wasn't kidding!" "Not again!" Goku yelled "WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIIIIIIIIGN!" The scene fades out as everyone rushes back into the theater. TO BE CONTINUED! ________________________________________________________________________ LEGAL STUFF The Mystery Science Theater format is TM & C Best Brains. Son Goku, Son Gohan, Trunks, Vegita, Yamcha, and any other Dragonball Z characters mentioned in this MSTing are the property of Akira Toriyama. Haim Saban is TM & C himself. Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles 'Tails' Prower, Knuckles the Echidna, Amy Rose, and any other Sonic characters mentioned in this MSTing are TM & C of SEGA, DIC, and Archie Comic Publications. The Holoarena is a rip off of the Holocabana created by Megane 6.7, which is a rip off of Star Trek's Holodeck, which is probably a rip off of something else, but I can't think of it right now! ^_^ I do not own any of the characters above, nor do I lay claims on any of them. I am simply borrowing them for the purpose of this MSTing. And so I ask, PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! ABSOULUTELY NO INSULT is intended towards Chris Lighthiser a.k.a. DarkSpawn. Consider this a humorous form of C&C. I would also like to apologise to Chris for the first MST of this fic. It was my first time MSTing and I went ahead and MSTed it without getting the author's permission, a big oops on my part. Thankfully Chris is a forgiving author and gave me permission to continue MSTing the series. AUTHOR'S NOTES: Well, here it is. The re-vamp of my first MSTing. To those of you who've seen the first version of this MST, you know I originally used only the Sonic Cast. To those of you who haven't seen the first version of this MST... Well, you haven't missed much. Ever since I switched to my now regular Mystery Saiyan Theater 3000 format I've wanted to redo this MST because in my opinion, the first version of this MST... kinda sucked. I'd appriciate any and all comments and/or critisisms on this MST, after all how can I improve if no one tells me what i'm doing wrong? If I get no responce I'll simply assume that my current MSTing style is perfect and has no need for improvement. ^_^ E-mail Persona at: neo_persona@hotmail.com ________________________________________________________________________ >"I'm going id that the face. I found out its name."