Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction / Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction ❯ Adventures in Anime Anitcs...Outtakes of the Hentai Variety ❯ Time to Fool - April Fool Duel ( Chapter 3 )

[A/N: I do not own any Yugioh characters…]

Time to Fool - The April Fool Duel

The alarm clock in the duel monster's bedroom displays 12:00 am. There is rustling within the compounds of Yugi's room, a silhouette of a figure moves through and adjusts many things differently, bookcases, chairs, even his bed, which the owner was still currently using. Then after rearranging the owner's things, a slight chuckle from the person satisfied with their deed, leaves.

Hours pass…

"OW! WHAT THE?! WHO PUT THAT THERE?! BZZZ! WHAT IS TEA'S…OW!!"

From the kitchen where Yugi's grandpa was making breakfast for everyone they could hear what was going on.

"Sound's like Yug's finally up…" Joey said with a snicker as he dove into some pancakes grandpa put on his plate.

"Yeah…you can't sleep in on a day like this of all days…" Tristan added.

They all listen as Yugi enters the shower to turn on the water and out comes…

"Honey?" Yugi exclaimed as his hair was now stuck in it and was molded into something from a horror movie. Yugi took delicate care with his hair, Yami also did and now it was like someone had assaulted him with beehive for his hair was more and more looking like one as he fidgeted to straighten it. "This is absurd, who did this?"

"Who did do such a joke?" Grandpa said as he couldn't help but to laugh too when a disgrumpled Yugi finally joining them.

"Well sunshine seems like you slept well." Joey cackled as the others also saw a flush Yugi standing there. His hair was in a beehive with some honey residue that he could not remove from his red and yellow locks, his usual outfit faded, as it looked like someone put it through the washing machine without a color protecting detergent. The millenium puzzle chain was made of Necco wafers, and Yugi had no choice but to carry the puzzle in his hands.

"Morning…" Yugi replied as the hideous looking duelist sat down for breakfast only to be greeted by a whoopee cushion when he sat down.

More laughter ensued as Yugi's mood went from bad to worse.

"Ok I think that's enough boys…Yugi knows it's April Fools day so no more jokes on him…" Grandpa said sternly as he helped put dishes away.

"Guys we are supposed to check out the park competition today! Not seeing how much you can humiliate me!" Yugi sadly said.

"Cheer up Yug, it was all in good fun! Look we know you are a good sport and can do the same to us next time! The day is only starting!" Joey assured his friend as Yugi couldn't help but smile as his friends did lovingly to him.

"Ok I will, but was it really necessary to stick Tea's…in my…" Yugi replied as he was cut off by a stern look from his grandpa, in which he understood to not resort to vulgarity.

"Anyway we should be heading there now!" Tristan replied

"Yeah didn't Bakura say that Malik was going to be at this Park Tournament that Kaiba set up?" Joey said sipping the remains of his orange juice.

"Yes which is why we must go there, as soon as I get my deck, and get changed…" Yugi said as he went back to his room quickly while more noises of discomfort could be heard as six more whoopee cushions went off sounding like a concerto as it mixed with Yugi's complaining as his dresser drawer fell out, he tripped on a banana peel, someone planted a stink bomb to go off when he opened the drawer that contained spare outfits, only to make all the garments reek of flatulence. "Great (cough) now what am I going to wear?" Yugi sighed greatly as he saw only one outfit to wear contrary to what he normally wore.

"If Malik is really there then I have no choice but to wear this…" Yugi slipped on the outfit and grabbed his deck and ran downstairs as Grandpa was in another room watching TV.

"Be careful Yugi…remember to trust in the heart of the cards!" Grandpa advised him taking a sip of his beer.

"Aren't you coming? I may need you to cheer me on!" Yugi replied.

"That's ok, I found this six pack in the fridge, I think I will watch your progress here since it will be televised." (burp) Grandpa replied as he removed another beer from its confines in the six pack, and began to drink the contents.

"Ok…see you later!" Yugi still cheerfully replied as he caught up to the other two.

"Say Joey…was Yugi, the only one you played tricks on?" Tristan asked

"Well…" Joey said innocently

Just then…

"All right! Which one of you took my bras and turned them into jock straps!" Tea fumed as she reached all of them.

"Um well…" Yugi began to explain.

"April fools?" Joey replied.

Of course the explanation wouldn't be enough. For the next ten minutes Tea gave her whole interpretation into the whole April Fools Day ritual in beating the three senseless.

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A few minutes and bandages later, and a lot of shortcuts made…

"We made it!" Tristan huffed as he spoke, as he was exhausted like the rest.

"Yes, no let's win this tournament!" Yugi replied

"Yeah!" All four said in unison.

"Ok before we go we should remember…" Tea said as she had all of them put a hand out and Tea marked them with the marker again. "That no matter what we are with you, we are all friends…"

"Yeah and we are covered in a shit smelling marker…" Joey added.

"Huh?!" Tea asked before everyone took a whiff and smelled the contents on their hands. "But how? No one knew where my marker was?" She turns to Joey and Tristan. "Did you two do it?" She fumed.

"No we didn't honest…" both said in unison.

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Some time that morning…

As Tea slept a figure moved it's fingers slowly into her bag in which she carried the coveted marker, and dipped it in a toilet full of contents after someone's successful bowel cleansing. Then returning it to its sacred location.

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"Greetings everyone…" Kaiba coldly greeted all the duelists as they looked up at their host of the day. "I am sure you are ready to duel for a nice sum of money and rare cards in this tournament. The rules are simple just be the last duelist standing in this tournament…your opponents are set up randomly on a computer and you compete until we have a winner."

The duelists continued to watch him as a small snide smile grew on his lips. "In the spirit of the holiday, each duelist will receive a booster pack for being in the tournament for consolation…" Many duelist cheered as many of Kaiba corporation henchmen handed out boosters to all the duelists. Many opened them to be perplexed by the contents.

"I got a blank card?" One said

"I got a piece of paper?" Another replied

"Joey what did you get?" Yugi asked impatiently

"A stick of chewing gum…like it came from a set of baseball cards." Joey replied "So Yugi…what did you get?"

Yugi downheartedly looked at the contents of the booster, and there was no changing or denying what it was as he closed his eyes and glanced once and twice at the contents in what it was. "I got a condom…"

"April Fools Day!" Shouted Kaiba as he boarded his helicopter and hovered above the park for a while, before heading back to Kaiba Corp laughing the entire way.

"That guy gets stranger and stranger…" Joey replied as the other three nodded in unison.

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The duels raged on and on, for most part Yugi and Joey weren't picked to duel until Joey had to duel a familiar face again, Weevil. Of course the duel didn't last long as Joey defeated Weevil with little effort only to leave the bug loving duelist in a fetal position as if he were in a cocoon of failure.

Of course the next duel was interesting…

"So who is next, they didn't exactly say who the next duelist are they have kept it secret through the whole tournament…" Tristan replied

"Yeah of course…but me and Yug will beat any of them!" Joey said

"You said it!" Yugi replied

"The next duel takes place between Yugi Moto and Malik…" The announcer replied

"What?!" All four cried in unison, seeing the evil duelist as he made his presence known from the crowd and made a glimpse at Yugi and his friends and winking evilly at them as he assumed his position on the one duelist platform that has become the standard of all duels.

"This is it! Here we go!" Yugi shouted as he ran and went to his platform.

"Are you sure you are ready to duel me in that outfit? You look more like you are looking for a boyfriend Pharaoh…" Malik smirked as "biker" Yugi was at his podium and ready to duel.

"Malik…this was the only thing I had, I will still beat you!" Yugi said the best he could even though Malik was still laughing at his outfit.

"Perhaps when the next biker convention comes in Pharaoh…I don't swing that way…" Malik cackled once more.

The duel went rather well as each side appeared to get the upper hand, only to lose it on the next draw, now the duel was decided by one play as Yugi had only one card that he needed to draw into winning the duel, and defeating Malik once again.

"All I need to wipe out your remaining life points Malik is to draw the Red Eyes Black Dragon!" Yami Yugi shouted at the unaffected Malik.

"Bold words Pharaoh, but let's see you put those words into action, draw the card you seek if you can, or my monsters will destroy your life points on the next turn!" Malik happily shouted back full of eagerness to crush Yugi finally once and for all.

"This is it…" Tea said, "Yugi can do it we believe in him!"

Just then Joey got a sickening sensation. "Um guys?" He said meekly "What card did Yugi say he needed to win the duel?"

"The card you gave him Joey…why?" Tristan asked

"Joey…" Tea said as a bit of fear in her voice. "What prank did you do?!"

"I…er…ah…um…" Joey could only reply nervously as his face grew more pale.

"Joey?!" Both Tea and Tristan said in unison. "What did you do?"

"You mean Yugi needs this card?" Joey showed both Tea and Tristan the Red Eyes Black Dragon card that was supposed to be in Yugi's deck.

Malik saw it and grinned evilly and cackled at Yugi and the rest. "You idiot! You just cost the world and your friend his future!"

Yugi looked down at the card Joey had in his hand and then shockingly played the card that was supposed to be the one he needed to win in disgust as sorrow…

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That morning…

"This will be a killer joke this year!" Joey said as he removed his card from Yugi's deck and substituted it with…

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Yugi summoned a…

"A Duelist Monster Poker Card, the King of Spades no less!" Cackled Malik as the card revealed a king that resembled Pegasus.

"Great! Joey look what you did! Now Yugi is going to lose and the world is doomed!" Tea shouted as tears flowed from her eyes.

"Joey you idiot!" Shouted Tristan

"What? And you make it sound like it was my fault?" Joey said

"Fools! Now you all will be drawn into the shadow realm!" Malik replied as he first finished Yugi's life points as then the sky grew a blood red and the ground began to change as darkness filled the air.

"Sheesh…can't anyone take a j---" Joey replied but was cut off as in a matter of moments, in a bright flash of light, everyone on the entire planet of Earth found a new home in the Shadow Realm.

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