Fan Fiction / Harry Potter - Series Fan Fiction ❯ Harry vs. Voldemort: The theories ❯ Theory: The more...meaningful ending ( Chapter 1 )

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The first theory of a million. Of, course its been improvised for the audience's enjoyment. Read and Review.

REALLY! REVIEW! RESPECT THE TWO F***ING R'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Harry vs. Voldemort fights.

Made from a long list of made-up endings to the Harry Potter series.

Theory one: Stand off.

Harry and Voldemort kill each other with Avada Kadavra. The most common of the theories.

Nah, that's not how it goes.

Harry: You fuckin' fag! You're going to pay for my parent's murder! And Dumbledore's too!

Voldemort: Who you callin a fag, fagget! I never killed your fucking boyfriend!

Harry: Jeez, that was harsh.

Voldemort: Sorry, I've been sitting on that one for a while.

Harry: I'm going to kill you anyways!

Voldemort: Yeah, well, well, um… Crap. I just ruined the moment didn't I?

Harry: Hell yeah!

[Ron, Hermione and Ginny run onto the stage]

Ron, Hermione and Ginny: Don't worry about him Harry! We'll handle him!

Harry: Um guys, that was the same line you used when you all got frozen in my face-off with Snape.

Ron, Hermione and Ginny: Oh yeah.

[Voldemort summons three more wands]

Ron: Shit.

[Voldemort starts torturing the other three]

Harry: Hey Voldy, do you mind undressing Hermione?

Voldemort: Depends. If in the movie, they fire Emma Watson, then fuck this.

Harry: That's not very likely… so?

Voldmort: With pleasure.

[back to battle, Ron is replaced by a picture of shit in the menu screen, while crosses replace Hermione and Ginny's pictures in the menu screen.]

Voldemort: [laughs evilly] You know, I'm getting bored of this. Wanna finish this?

Harry: Um… Avada Kadavra!

Voldemort: Effing cheater. [dies]

Harry: Somehow, I feel as if it isn't over. [Voldemort bursts out of Harry's stomach]

Voldemort: I always felt that those Aliens were cool, but these powers rock! [Suddenly dies from HIV/AIDS, which Harry had contracted from Ginny]