Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Youkai-nin ❯ Why Do Today What You Can Save For Half An Hour Later? ( Chapter 1 )

The Demon-nin

Summary: What if there were demon ninjas at the chuunin exams? And what if Mibi Akino has a major crush on our favorite raccoon demon-possessor (more like possessed.)? Gaara/OC fluffster-clusters!

Gaara, do the disclaimer!

*Gaara comes out, wearing a kawaii raccoon suit that looks nothing like Shukaku.*

Gaara: (I will kill her very soon.) What for? It's not my job. It's Honoomaru's.

So? You're not making any appearance in this chapter! I'll pay you with all the money I have!

Gaara: I'll be in the next one, right?

Hell yeah you will!

Gaara:...

What?

Gaara: ...Just how much do you pay Honoomaru?

Um...er...(I can't say that Gaara's only gonna get six American pennies and a Canadian nickel or he won't be my bishounen anymore!) Uh...26 billion yen!

Gaara: You're serious? You have that much?

Damn right I do!

Gaara: Alright. How much will you pay me?

260 trillion yen!

Gaara: Deal. *Ahem* *turns to the readers*

Roses are just about every damned color,

Violets are dullor,

I'm not the owner,

So you're not the suer!

Dullor is a word I made up to rhyme with color. I'm such a hopeless case, ne? I made up afteramble, too. It's those author notes that come after the fic.

Speech code:

"Gimme the God damned pocky!" ~ said aloud quotes.

`Dang, Itachi is one sexy beast...' ~ thoughts in the fic.

( Gaara's gonna kill me! Help!!!) ~ thoughts in the author's preamble and afteramble in conversation format.

/A/N: What the hell was I thinking when I wrote this?/ ~ author's note.

*Itachi comes out of the mist, shirtless and in a pair of ripped up jeans as Genki, the authoress, tries to stop herself from drooling, only to fail in doing so.* ~ actions or introductions in the author's preamble and afteramble in conversation format.

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Let's introduce the main four characters, shall we?

Mibi Akino is an average-height, lightweight thirteen year old girl with very dark tan skin, long, thick, messy bleach blonde hair in a pony tail, yet her hair`s only to her shoulders, and violet-pink eyes with pupils of a darker shade of her iris color. She's a very cheerful genin from Magigakure no Sato, and knows attacking magic, healing magic, and supportive magic, though she hasn`t mastered every aspect of it yet. Mibi usually wears a white tank top, a dark blue top hat with a white sash threaded with silver, lots of gold bangles, a gold choker, some baggy blue jeans, and black Ray-Bans. Sol wears her hitai-ate, engraved with a sun-moon with a pentagram star in the middle of the sun, around her hat, over the sash. Her deepest, darkest secret that only her closest friends know, yet she doesn`t: She has a faceless demon's eyes instead of human ones, marking her as the only human from her village, while the rest are actually faceless demons themselves.

Mibi also has a little firefly that follows her around named Keitaro, which can turn into a vicious gold dragon who smokes cigarettes at will. Keitaro is a two hundred year old genin from Hoshigakure no Sato and is best with ninjutsu. He is a dragon like the rest of his villagers. He doesn't say much, either

Honoomaru Atsui is a sixteen year old genin from Jitsugakure no Sato. He has tanned skin, spiky red hair in a ponytail at the nape of his neck, and dark crimson orbs without pupils for eyes. He's stubborn, loud, obnoxious, and rude. His best friend is Sol, the only person he's kind of nice to. He is normally clad in a black t-shirt, dark brown baggy pants, and black zori sandals. His hitai-ate, engraved with the symbol of the sun, is worn around his right ankle. He's a fire demon, like the rest of his villagers. Honoomaru specializes in taijutsu.

Mizumaru Samui is a twenty-one year old jounin sensei who teaches Honoomaru, Keitaro, and Sol from Tsukigakure no Sato. He's soft-spoken, easy-going, and a bit silly, but can be serious and cold-hearted if need be. He has pale skin that paler than Sol's, short, shaggy-ish, neat-ish blue hair, and dark blue eyes. His routine jounin attire consists of a black vest with makimono pouches on the inside, a dark blue body suit, like what most jounin have, and dark blue zori sandals. He wears a hitai-ate, engraved with the symbol of the moon, that covers most of his head. He is also an ice demon, like the rest of his villagers. Neither he nor Honoomaru can go around in their true forms, and they both have big crushes on Sol. (Sol`s completely oblivious to this fact, to their dismay...) He is good with taijutsu, genjutsu, and ninjutsu. Especially summoning jutsus, water jutsus, and ice jutsus. He uses his substitution jutsus pretty well, too.

All right! Main character introduction: Finished!

On with the fic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Good morning, students. Late again, I see..." Mizumaru stated.

"Hey, what's wrong with oversleeping?" Honoomaru shouted rather than asked.

"I've been here for hours, Mizu-sensei. Where've you been?" asked Mibi with a perplexed expression.

The blue-haired young man sighed. "Mibi-chan, I had business back in Tsukigakure that I had to take care of,"

The blonde nodded and smiled. "Okay, that's reasonable."

"Oi! Are we gonna have a mission today, or are we just gonna sit and chat?!" growled Honoomaru.

"We're going to have a mission today, don't worry," a stoic expression remained on the ice demon's pale face.

"Yay!" Mibi hugged Keitaro, who wrapped his tail around her and grinned. "So, what is it?" the golden dragon asked.

"Well, from what the Getsukarui, the Nichikarui, the Hoshikarui, the Chikarakarui, and the Magikarui have gathered, we will need to go to the shinobi territories that have human ninja. Specifically Konoha." Mizumaru paused for a moment.

"What for, sensei?" Mibi asked.

"The chuunin exams, remember? The demon territories don't have chuunin exams anymore, according to our treaty with the ningen ninja territories," he replied.

"Wait, since when did we have a treaty with those baka ningen!?" yelled the red-head.

"Honoo-kun," Mibi began. "That treaty's been around since the seventy-second Chikarakarui set the Kyuubi free, remember? That was over twelve years ago!"

"Oh, that treaty...I remember that..."

"Alright, students..." Mizumaru paused again. "Let's go."

Mibi, Keitaro, Honoomaru, and himself all disappeared in a puff of smoke.

When the four ninja got to Konoha, Honoomaru was kind of shocked to see that humans could actually build things this large.

"Impressive..." murmured Mizumaru as he saw the Hokage monument.

End of chapter 1!!!

I know, it was a bit short, and it might`ve sucked ...but I hope people like it!

Okay, let me explain a few things about the demon shinobi cycle:

1) Jounin usually pick three graduates from a Ninja Academy that isn't in their village, and tests them. If at least two of the three pass the exams, they will stick with that sensei instead of going back to their academy. The genin the sensei picks have to be from three different villages.

2) Instead of the five Shadows, or Kages, demon ninja have the five Karuis, or Lights. They have Magikarui, the Magic Light, the Getsukarui, or Gekkou-sama, the Moon Light, Chikarakarui, the Strong Light, Nichikarui, or Hikkou-sama the Sun Light, and the Hoshikarui, the Star Light. These five rulers rule over the main five demon shinobi lands and have millions of ninja at their disposal.

3) There was a war between demons and humans that ended over twelve years ago, due to the children born with demons sealed inside of them and the defeat of the Kyuubi, Shukaku, and Shidaime Magikarui, the first Magikarui. Kyuubi is sealed inside of Naruto, Shukaku is sealed inside of Gaara, and Shidaime Magikarui is sealed inside of Sol.

4) Does Hikkou, Nikkou, Jikkou, or Hyukkou mean Sunlight? I forgot...

5) Most demons become a genin at around ten to sixteen, usually, unless they`re from Hoshigakure, and stay that way for about a year or a year and a half, then attend the chuunin selection exams in the human shinobi territories. The demon shinobi lands used to hold chuunin exams, but after the treaty with the human shinobi, the ceremony held thrice a year had to be stopped., due to how cruel the Kages thought it was. (It was sort of a cross between the Kirigakure graduation ceremony with Zabuza, and the Konoha chuunin exams in the manga. It's pretty messy, trust me.)

Anyhow, reviews would be nice....Flames will make a bonfire to burn Sakura and Ino and every other Sasuke fangirl in Konoha and wherever else they are (Not in every country on earth, since have never met a Sasuke fangirl yet.), when I put them in a skillet...But, reviews will encourage me to buy said skillet....Okay?

Gaara: Wherever the review button is, click it, now. So, Genki no Baka, where's my money?

Uh...I'll get it?

(Please help me! Donations are welcome! Plushies would be great, too! Reviewers get mountains of sugar-high inducing sweets if you just review! Unless you request something.)