Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Super Mario Smash Party Melee Uncensored ❯ When the Fox got boxed and the toad poped in! ( Chapter 4 )
Part Four: After Fox was boxed the Toad pop in. Now give yourself a hand.
Fox lay in a pool of his own vomit, blood, spit, and a little urine. He stocks now read four. They were sore now but sitting down near each other. Laughing and telling jokes. Yes, they had been driven mad but they didn't care. Fox was had been nearly killed and the room didn't stink and not everyone was wearing much stuff on. Mario wished he had some Pizza, maybe some noodles, and a nice cold beer. Then all of sudden out of nowhere…..
Master Right Hand: Here you all are!
Master Left Hand: See I told you they would be.
Toad: Yeah that those trick warp pipes were a good idea. Give yourself a high five. (Smirks.)
Mario and the rest jumped up. Well Fox couldn't though he tried many times but couldn't get up his HP was too high and he was too weak to stand. Actually, he did stand but just like in the game, he started to wobble and got dizzy as his, body glowed red and he passed out again.
Mario: You three did this? After what all this crap we been through? It was all you three?
Master Right Hand: Well you see ya guys….
Toad: Listen I tell you all! So, shut your potholes cause this is going to be a long one.
Mario: Alrigth we all ears.
Toad: I sick of being left out of all the fun and games. Sure, I got to be on the Mario Kart series but then what? Nothing I only the speaker or the little guy struck inside a wall. Or some other insignificant person floating around on a cloud. I will not be ignore no longer. How come I don't get to be on Super Smash Bros Series! I can fight and I'm fastest than any of you but does anyone know that? No. Why don't I get to party huh? How come I don't get to golf or play tennis? I yearn to shine in the spotlight! I need to be a party star! I need to be a champion and a super smash king! WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
As they watch Toad go nuts they saw, the little guy run around trippin', landing straight on his face, and started to cry hysterically. Only to get up and start screaming and kick stuff over. The two hands rubbed each other and then gave some of their power to Fox who was still out of it. Mario shook his head as he still watch Toad. They didn't mean to leave him out so many time but gez it wasn't anything to go nuts about. Yet, now they had to kill him.
Mario: (whipering.) look you guys we have to take Toad out. He is buggin' out over nothing.
Wario: (Whispering) Ya'll thought I was crazy. I don't care about this little punk. So let's kick his ass.
(PMS): Okay.
The two master hands knew what was going to happen to the floated up as high as possible and just watch as everyone jumped the poor insane guy. Toad never had a chance at winning. Yeah he was fast and keep running but Pichu was faster and kept shocking the life out him. Why Ness and Mewtwo used their Physic powers to hold him down so the other could keep slashing, kicking, throwing, and/or biting him. This went on for at least twenty minutes and soon enough Toads' body ebbs away cause his stock were all gone and his coins had fallen out. Fox had taken some of his power but for the most part stayed out of the assault yet he kept throwing stuff at Falco when he wasn't looking. So, Falco Hp was a little high. Soon he would take Falco down as he waited in the corners of the room.
Mario: Well now that Toad gone. You two hands better have a good reason for us not to kick you butts.
Bowser: Yeah before I go Giga on ya!
Pichu: Pic. Pic.
Master left hand: we just followed Toad this was all Toad idea! I swear it people! We were looking for you guys well some of you guys to battle with cause we were bored.
Master right hand: But you all were gone! We knew Mario and your crew was doing you party thing but we knew they others would be around….
Master left hand: left but ya weren't. Then a pipe opening out of no where on our stage and Their was this little fella.
Master Right Hand: Who said his name was Toad and he said that he was holding all ya hostage till you all agree to let him in on the game and treat him better. Then and only then….
Master left hand: would he open up the right warp pipes and let you all go. He ask us to come for protection but we all ready agreed we wasn't go to protect that punk ass snot nosed freak. You should have seen him he was….
Master right hand: Going on and on about all this crazy stuff it was driving us nuts!
Master Left hand: and then…
Mario cuts him off, as the Super smash bros, members were starting to get mad. The cast was starting to get bored and how the two hands keep switching off was utterly confusing and hard to follow.
Mario: so let me just summarize and guess the rest. (Clears throat.) Toad was piss cause he was getting left out and then he went crazy. Switch the warp pipes around, gave me and my crew fake invites to a bogus party, then switch the warp pipes again to trap the rest of us or whatnot. Then tells you two, you can't fight us till; we all agree to him that he can be on the game and be a playable person. Which in my opinion, won't never happen even if hell freeze over. SO now we all struck here forever cause we just got finish kicking his insane ass.
The two hands: (gives the thumb up sign.) WAY TO GO MARIO THAT'S IT.
Mario: So why didn't you two tell us that before we destroyed him?
Two master hands: well cause we really wanted to see him get his ass kicked! We mean he was a punk right? And punks need a good ass kicking ever once and a while so we let it happen. We didn't think you would fuck him up that much till the end but by then he couldn't even move right or talk. So, we were like oh well.
Wario: YES FLOKS WE HAVE TWO MORE GENIUS UP IN HERE. YAHOO!!!! (Spins his middle finger around.)
Mario: Shut up Wario or we do you like we did Fox and toad. Don't put yourself on the list.
Falco: I am about to shoot Fox anyway if he throw one more thing at me one more time. Don't make me take your last stocks away fool! I beat you Shitless!
(Everyone laughs and says way too loud, HA! done that been there!
Fox: I am not throwing anything at you!
Falco: Oh yea we all believe you. (Rolls his eyes.)
Fox: Fag.
Peach: oh no not this again.
Ganondorf: I stop this!
Ganondorf pulled out the sword he hardly ever uses and started slashing at them both. The two hands helped him out as Mario told him what had happen and how Fox kicked Falco out his team. Finally, after time was up both Star Fox members were down and out. Their bodies' ebbs away and that was that the others cheered and patted Ganondorf on his back and the two-master hands gave each other the thumb up sign. Then shook hands.
Mario: Oh so that over with now what? How do we get out here now?
Bowser: We have to come up with a plan duh!
*Author note: And that's it for now. Will they get out or are they trapped forever together destine to beat each other up forever? Final out in the last two final parts. Which I will have to work on next week. Oh yeah I fixed most of the errors I had the best I could. Hey, I started this early this morning like at 2AM then I went to sleep and started again at 11:am. ***