Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ Super Mario Smash Party Melee Uncensored ❯ The never ending story ( Chapter 9 )

Part Nine: Reunited again, dead people, and acceptance.

Author note: whoa the final chapter of this story. But who cares right? Oh well I know I won't get as many as reviews as I would my anime stories but here wishful thinking. Basically, I have run out of ideas about this story so this is it. Well any the fact that it is school now and it was bugging me that I left this undone. So, I will finally finish it. If any one cares to know.

Disclaimer: No I never did own any of these little Nintendo people. Or any other people mention in this story.

Warning: Major OOCNESS but you knew that already didn't you? Also, there, is major bashing on about a dozen different famous faces and characters.

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Narrator: well, the moive on now was Blade two. Mario and his gang was still missing in action. Laughs and screams could be hear in the entertainment room. Though all the laughing was making their hunger pain worsen. As Ness had said a short time before the temperature of the house was changing rapidly. It was like an icebox now. The Smashers had cuddled up now on the sofas. There wasn't any wood for the fireplace so Bowser and Roy had to burn some of the coffee table in the fireplace though it wasn't keeping them warm enough. Had madness taken them whole now? Yes, it had swallow them completely up. Their teeth chattering as they weakly let out laughs. If they were to all die then they were going to die with smiles on their faces.

Luigi had found Mario and the rest. He had to carry Mario however on his back since his older drunken brother had passed out on the floor. Daisy had been freezing in one of the bedroom and had to be given CPR. Peach and Yoshi had nearly been fried when they had tried to lit the fireplace in the den. Peach then had went off again on her own to bring back some fur coats she had found for everyone. All in all, it was slowing them down. They didn't know how long they had been traveling but it took a long time to get down the stairs Luigi breathing was getting heavier and they all could see the coldness seeping out of his mouth. It seemed like they were going across the Artic.

Plus Yoshi had gotten one of the pool handles stuck to his tongue now. They were all getting blue in the face. The house was cold and it was getting colder. After what seemed like forever, they finally made it to the entertainment room with the others. They were all cuddled around the fireplace the TV as loud as they could stand it. No one had the energy to put in another DVD so they had left it on regular cable and of all things to be showing it was Lord of the Flies. Though it really didn't matter much they were all going to die soon. They were too cold to even think about eating each other and beside even if they tried they teeth and/or fangs would break in the progress. The fur coats Peach had found was a small but needed factor in keeping warm though for the bigger guys like Wario and Bowser it didn't help much. Finally, they all just gave out and were at the mercy of death.

[CRASH]

Left Master hand: What the fuck happen in here?

Right Master hand: whoa, this place is cold.

Falco: yes it is.

Mewtwo: Coldness it nothing I shall use my powers to warm this place up.

Fox: You do that.

Pichu: Pichu!

Jigglypuff: Jig jiggy.

Toad: HEY, WE HAVE TO FIND THE OTHERS OKAY! GEZ!

(Hmm, lost yeah well I won't blame you if you are.) Well needless to say, the two master hands had found the way back to their world but once discovering that they were the only ones they knew that had to save the others. Fox, Falco, and the pokemon once beaten to death actually made it back to their world. Falco and Fox were still broken up and as soon as they got the other smashers back in their world that was it for them. Toad had actually just killed himself so he could get out of that crack house. Plus Toad had the power to regenerate himself so it didn't matter if you killed him he still would come back. Knowing this Toad bought them all together again.

The rescue team finally made it to were all the other smashers as Mewtwo unleashed his powers and made the room into a instant heater. Toad revived everyone who had died and warm up the one who were about too.

Mario: I'm alive!?! How can that be? My heart gave out from coldness and too much drinking. (Looks around to see the rescue team helping the others.)

Young link: AHHHHHHHHHH! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE! OH SHIT I MUST BE DEAD TOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ness: (slaps him) look around fool! We are still in the same place.

C.F.: I see that we are.

Peach: Yeah.

Zelda: nice turn of events.

Bowser: damn now I'm stuck with you losers again.

Wario: I enjoyed hell it was much better than I thought. I made a lot of friends like Hitler and Superman. (SCARY)

Samus: UMM OKAY WARIO THAT'S NICE.

Mario: how did Superman go to hell?

Zelda: umm well it is common knowledge Mario. Everyone knows why.

Link: I don't. Do tell.

D.K: Gez he killed a hooker. She said he was faster than a speeding bullet and he broke her in half.

Luigi: DAMN! THAT'S SCARY! What about spider-man?

Wario: well it old news about Super man. Nah the web head aint there. But batman is.

Ganondorf: really why?

Wario: umm he told me he when bats. When some kids kept going batty, batty, batty to him one night.

Roy: Then what.

Wario: He ran there ass over in his car.

Marth: what the hell. I thought he protected children.

Wario: Actually he hates children. He killed about thirty more with his jet.

Daisy: okay then what about Robin he like Robin didn't he.

Wario: (evil grin) Yeah he "loved" Robin. He "loved" him in more ways than one.

Luigi: well I won't be reading his comics anymore.

Roy: well I about to go throw my ears in the stove now so goodbye.

Link: I'll join you.

Ice climber: we'll help you.

Well as an outsider can tell the smashers had yes been bought back to life but the madness was still there. The rescue team had been and was being ignored. Yeah they had did a wonderful and noble deed but who cared. Not any of the smashers.

Zelda: so who else is there?

Bowser: well just about ever Rapper, Carrot top, Vin Disel, Michael Jackson, some pop singers like that Spears bimbo and Lizzie Mc-something and there was these Hamtaro hamster things, then some person name Kikyo and she had this guy name Inuwasha or something. Oh well and J.Lo.

Wario: yeah and Mickey Mouse, well all those Disney cartoons were there burning in some tire flames. Umm yeah, some Looney tunes, Barney, that Bear that lives in a Blue house, Goku, the Hulk, The Power Puffy Girls but that's to name a few.

Mario: DAMN THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE!

Wario: well Michael trying to get his case reviewed.

Zelda: Oh why?

Wario: mistaken identity.

Luigi: who doesn't know who Michael Jackson is! (Starts moonwalking)

Wario: Well actually no one thinks its him they believe that he is Pop N fresh ya know the Pillsbury doughboy.

{Group laugh, Poor MJ}

Capt Falcon: Okay so why is Vin Diesel down there.

Bowser: with acting that bad why not? Plus his name sucks. He deservers to burn.

Mario: preach on brother!

Luigi: Have another, have another.

Young Link: why did Goku go down there?

Wario: couldn't tell ya. Didn't get a chance to talk to him.

Young Link: damn.

Fox: why is J.Lo down there?

Bowser: Her ass wouldn't fit in heaven and she wasn't going anywhere without it. So she went down instead of up.

Falco: damn I knew she had booty but DAMN!

Toad: ENOUGH OF THIS RANDOMNESS! UGH! WE HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! BESIDES, WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF PAGES!

Mario: How did you come back?

Toad: UGH! (Faints.)

Mewtwo: ahem, well thanks for no thanks. But I believe Toad and the rest of us who revived before you all froze to death have bought you back. Yet, I can tell you all have LOST YOUR DAMN MINDS!

Group: OOOOOOO!?! *Blink, Blink*

Mewtwo: (hold out one hand to silences them all) well I going to go mediate for a while.

Left Master hand: well I'm hungry. Let's eat.

Right master hand: hell yeah. Come on pokey friends.

Jigglypuff: JIG! (Leaves them all)

Well if Mario and they others could talk but couldn't thanks to Mewtwo disabling their voice boxes. They couldn't tell them that there wasn't any food or drinks and they were going to die again anyway. Mario had some sinful thought now. Hey Wario said Hell wasn't that bad so heck he wanted to come to. J.Lo was there!

Master left hand: mmmm beefy. (Has a beef sandwich in his duh hand.)

Master Right hand: I like chicken.

Pichu: (cookie crumbles all over its mouth) pic. Pic.

Pikachu: (has cake smudges on his face.) PIKA!

Jigglypuff: JIG JIGLY. (Ice cream)

[Disable spells wears off as Toad wakes up]

Mario: WHAT THE FUCK WERE DID YOU GET ALL THE FOOD!

Master right hand: oh well their wasn't any food so we made some.

Master left hand: yeah with our powers.

WARIO: THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFUL DAY IN MY LIFE!

Kirby: hell fucking yeah. `Hey this is my first line in a while.' (A/N: remember thoughts are in `these')

Donkey Kong: I want a smoothie a strawberry one.

Mario: I want some beer and some Mac and cheese.

Luigi: I want some coco puffs.

Peach: I want a drumstick.

Link: I want some chicken too.

Zelda: I want some crab.

Samus: I want a steak a big juicy steak.

Bowser: I want you to all shut the fuck up! (Blows a giant fireball)

Ice climbers: Damn it stop with the fireballs! (Stopping the flames for m spreading.)

Master left: ya can have whatever you want. The box is restocked.

[Mad dash to the kitchen]

The smashers we like young wild animals that had made their fist kill in a long, long time. Yes, they were gluttons and actually made the two master hands restock the place twice! With food that would normally last up to three months. Mewtwo had come down from where he had been and sighed. Why was he revived he didn't want to know. It was just disgusting to be with these people and things. He left in a loud growl and went back to meditating.

[Three hours later, yes it is sad]

Well by now, they had passed out yet again in entertainment room. There stomachs tight friends and relationship all but Fox and Falco were back to normal. Though Fox agreed to help Falco, out if he ever needed him but as for being on his next game, he couldn't and wouldn't allow it. Mario and Peach went up stairs to ahem well umm to be alone.

Toad: well do they wish to go back or what?

Mewtwo: How am I supposed to know?

Master right hand: Well it seems that they have grown fond of this place.

Master left hand: Don't be crazy! How could they stay here?

Master right hand: Well for one thing this place has everything we ever dream of and besides we need a vacation for all that junk right?

Mewtwo: You got a point there.

Toad: We have to go back soon though.

Master left: Let them figure that out.

Mewtwo: Yet they have lost a large amount of their brain cells.

Master right hand: Haven't we all?

Toad: For the first time in my life I'm glad I not a part in all their shit after all.

Mewtwo: Acceptance is that why I am hearing?

Toad: Yeah. Yeah it is isn't it?

Mewtwo: I do believe so.

Toad: ah well screw it Vacation it is then but only for a few more months then we have to go back home.

Mario: (who has this big smile on his face and is only wearing boxers and Peach's many lipstick marking) Oh cool. Cause something about this place now that there food is really making all of feel great! `Plus Peach has been that good in years Mama Mia'

Toad: If that what you want Mario.

Mario: Hell fucking yeah! This is way better than that sunshine beach shit.

Toad: well that goes without saying.

Mario: yeah. I got to take a shower now. A very hot peachy one. (Wink) Mess with the water and I'll kill ya ass!

Mewtwo: okay. Gez.

[An hour later]

They had all woke up and ran to the nearest bathroom. Luckily, Mario and Peach had been took their shower and were sleeping. Afterwards the smashers with up to the gaming room. The two Links playing ping-pong. Kirby and Ness playing pinball and the rest playing pool or on the N64 or the Game cube.

Link: whoa D.K. lay off the bean burrito man.

Marth: Well Mario said we were staying here now.

Roy: then we should make the best of it!

Kirby: YUP!

Toad: like we said this place has everything you need! So why go back so soon! We can stay here for a while but that's it!

Wario: DAMN WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE!?!

From upstairs: MARIO! (Screaming) OH GOD YOU'RE THE BEST! MAMA MIA! (More screaming and such.)

Kirby: They do know that we all up here in the game room right?

Ness: I think not.

Luigi blushed looking up at Daisy. As Link did the same to Zelda. Then Kirby looking at Jigglypuff. Then Ganondorf looked at Samus. Of course, Popo and Nada were all ready making their way up to spare bedroom. Then there was a mad giggling feast as the guys chased the girls and the girls ran around the room.

Soon the girls were caught and in the bedrooms. Much to everyone who didn't have some to love disgusted. Now their was screaming and howling all over the place. Bowser was feeling bad cause he didn't have anyone to love but himself. As with the rest of the single guys. Yup there were a need of more girl fighters in the games.

Capt. Falcon: Will you rub my back Wario?

Wario: Get the hell away from me you freak!

Capt. Falcon: (starts brawling) I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ness: Gald I'm too young for all this.

Pichu: Pic.

Mewtwo: (Sighs) I shall go meditate again.

Toad: Sigh well I be sleeping on the sofa. I put myself in a deep sleep. I be up in two months. Bye.

Ness: peace out.

Wario: well I just we be here for a while. After all.

Fox: yeah. Looks like it.

Master Right hand: Yo, I found an 8-track player!

Master left: I found a stack of cards who up for some blackjack.

Everyone who still in the room: SURE!

So, while some people were up in the bedroom "playing" others were playing Blackjack. Toad knocked himself out with a month worth of sleeping pills and tow 40's. Capt. Falcon found himself taking a cold shower. Yet unknowing to them this had not happen just because. The smashers had all been thrown into the Twilight zone, which was all his plan in the fist place.

[Back at the super smash bros. world]

Mr. game and Watch: MUHAHaHA! Finally, I got rid of them all. I'm all alone. It so quite. I'm finally free. I can read in peace. (Sighs) I have read this entire bookcase! After this book! I will have beaten the world book of records for reading the most books! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAMUHAHAHAH!

Just as he went to pick up a book. His glasses fell of and broke!

Mr. Game and watch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY! YYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!

Out of frustration, he kicked the bookcase. As his eyes became wide with fear, the bookcase rocked forward and was falling fast. Question if a bookcase falls and no ones around does it make a sound?

Mr. Game and Watch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY LEGS! MY WHOLE LOWER BODY! I'M CRUSHED!

Answer if the bookcase falls on someone who is there then of course. Though if no one but that someone is there then no one else will hear them scream. Mr. Game and Watch life flashed before his eyes. As some sappy opera music somewhere far off was being played.

Mr. Game and Watch: it…was….just…for….a…..dream….just… ;…a…..dream.

Cause and effect scary stuff yes? For Mr. Game and watch it was. His body wouldn't be found in another two months. The smash kingdom empty and quite. Though his screaming were not. Soon his body gave out and he died.

[Back at umm where they others are.]

Ness: YEAH WHO THE MAN NOW FELLAS. FULL HOUSE!

Kirby: I have two pairs!

Wario: damn flushed.

It had been a while they went from Blackjack to Hearts to speed to Poker and back around again. Even Bowser joined in as well as Capt. Falcon. The house was at peace. Seem the bedroom folks had quieted down.

Wario: not as bad as I thought.

Kirby: I'm can get used to this.

Ness: (yawns) well it ten all ready lets call it a night.

Mewtwo: sure then kid. Lets find somewhere to sleep.

And just like that, they went to sleep. It was never the same dull days anymore. The Smashers were just so happy. Two months turned into six months and it seemed they didn't want to go back though Mario made a few pipe warps it was no big deal. They loved the mansion and each other. Well sorta.

[The end]

@~@~@~@~Author notes: I might go on and make some one-shots from this but this is the first and last video game fan fic I doing. Major thanks to all my reviews so far. You guys were great. Later I fix more of the errors. Well that all. Bye. @~@~@~@~@