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Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Le, Key, the DPC, the Queen of Fangirls, the Play pit, the Evil Store Manager and Chester the talking five-dollar bill. Hey, I own a lot. Kick ass!

(actions) *thoughts* ~translations~ {a/n} [being too lazy to start another line]

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Wind sat in front of her computer, typing another horrifying story. Also in the room were Le, {she's tall, gray-eyed, dressed in black and is my sane side. Kind of like a yami but no link} the wind element, Key, the {same height as Le, cute, black haired, blue eyes, very nice so I have to be mean to him} fire element, and some of the anime people that Wind kidnapped. The other bishonen were enjoying the moment of peace while Vash, Knives, Legato, and Hiei sat playing Go Fish. Knives glared at his twin, who was winning.

Knives: How can you be winning? You have no luck what so ever.

Vash: (looking at his cards in thought) Maybe lady luck is taking pity on me tonight.

Knives: (narrows eyes) Your looking at my cards through our connection, aren't you?!! [Vash: <-<. >->. Um…] YOU DAMNED LITTLE CHEATER!

Vash: WELL TELL LEGATO TO STOP LEVETATING CARDS!

Legato: -.\\ I will when Hiei stops taking cards.

Hiei: Hmth ~make me~

All: (ready to fright) OH YEAH?!?

Wind: (jumps up) THE MUTANT SQUIRLES ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE MACARONI TURNUP!!!

K,V,L,H: O_o o_O. O_\\ O_O

Le: (sitting in corner sharpening sword) Ignore her, she had cola a few minutes ago.

Key: (walks in) We have a vicious mob outside again.

Wind: THE MONGOOSES HAVE COME FOR ME!! (cowers behind Kenshin)

Kenshin: Oro?

VM: We want the cow!!

Wind: I'll die before I let you have the cow! It didn't kill the sherbet!

VM: Fine then give us five dollars!

Rowen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (hugs the five) YOU CAN'T HAVE CHESTER! (a stray toothpick hits the dollar.) No! Hang in there Chester, your gonna make it!

Chester: No…I won't. You've gotta…get out of here…Don't die…and tell Sherly…that I…think that dress…makes her look fat…(dies)

Wolfwood: (walks over to Chester) He was a good talking five-dollar bill. I think that we all learned a great deal from him. Lets all take a moment of silence for poor Chester.

All: …….

Wolfwood: Ok lets go get slushies!

All: YEAH!!

Everyone goes to the mall to by slushies when the dreaded Queen of Fangirls walks past carrying a Pochuu {Excel Saga kicks ass!} She stopped and took a retake of the group before squealing and threw herself onto the closest bishonen, Kenshin.

Wind: HEY! (calls up the Play Pit {a pit full of the characters from plays}. QoF falls in) No one touches my red haired bishonen bitch! (looks very serious and is totally sane)

All: O.O

Duck: (waddles past) Quack.

Wind: (crazy again) ^-^ DUCKY!! (chases the duck)

Vash: (whimpers) That was scary.

All: (nod their heads in agreement)

Everyone splits up and goes to search for the sweet, sweet nectar of life. {cherry slushies *drools*} each of the guys end up in the wrong stores.

Kurama: (in Coffee n' Stuff) *Wow, lots of caffeine*.

Hyper clerk: Heydoyouwantssomereallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallygood coffeeitwillmakeyouwakeupevenifyouralreadyawake!

Kurama: Well, maybe one cup.

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Duo: (in a trick's shop) Oh this is so cool! I love this store!

Clerk: We have a new stock of hair dye and trick gums.

Duo: *SWEEET*

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Vash&Hiei: (drooling over ice cream) Sweet, sweet goddess of sweetness.

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Kurama: (still at Coffee n' Stuff) ThisisthebestcoffeeIeverhad! Ineverknewthatyoucoulhavesomuchcaffeineinonecup!! (falls over twitching)

Manager: Damn. There goes another one.

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Knives: (hiding in dark corner) Finally, no one to stop me.

He sneaks out of the shadows and sneaks stealthily toward his pray. At the last minute he pounces onto…

Knives: (brushing a barbies hair) There you go miss Tiffany. You look so nice.

Legato&Wolfwood: (videotaping behind boxes) Oh, this will get me so much money. Blackmail, the other white meat.

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Le, Kenshin &Key: (have faces plastered to the sword store's window) Great shinny gods of pointy things, this is paradise.

Evil Store Manager: Are you three going to buy anything.

L,K,Key: OoO

ESM: Hello. (waves hand in front of their eyes)

L,K,Key: OoO

ESM: (muttering walking away) Damn, stupid, gawkers. (mumble) they will pay. (yatta yatta) I will destroy the world.

L,K,Key: OoO (realize no one is in the store) ^___________________________________________________________________^ (steal all the pointy things)

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Wind: (staring at a wall) Kuku la chuu. BUENOS TARDES!!!! (is hit by flying fruit cup) Hey, where is everyone? Did-did th-they leave me behind? WWAAAAAAA!!!!! (glass shatters with cries)

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Everyone in the mall hears Wind cry and her bishies run to make her stop. After everyone got back together, and everyone was smashed into the ground with multiple blunt objects, they continued on toward the slushies that they all forgot. Just as they neared the sweet, cool, mouthwatering frozen drinks of life the deranged purple cat jumped down from the rafter all Matrix like in front of them.

DPC: MROWL!!! ~FOOD!!!~

The DPC cases the group out of the mall, while trying to eat them. Sadly no one got to have a slushy.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (chocks) X-X (rises form the dead) ^-^ so do you all like this? Tell me what ya think and know this…I have many ways to use fire so think before you flame.