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Disclaimer: Me. I own none of the rights to the characters of the books, songs, games, or anime I mention and that makes my tears flow like waterfalls. I do own my minions.

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Wind: I think that that if we take these points we can easily concur the city.

Fang: {16, purple hair in braid, blue eye green eye, mole under left eye} NO! WE HAVE TO TAKE OUT THE MAYOR FIRST!

Excel: We must ask Ilpalazzo-sama for his glorious plan to take over the city because only he has the resolve and genius to realize that goal! Oh Ilpalazzo-sama, I, your Excel, will do everything in my power to do your bidding. I'll swim across the nine oceans, walk through snake-infested pits, jump from the hi- (Wind pulls a cord sending her into a hole) HERE I Go again! (splashes)

Wind: I see why Ilpalazzo likes to do that, it's really fun.

Yami Bakura: I say we send all the political figures into the Shadow Realm and take over in the chaos.

Wind: (dreamy look) I like chaos.

The door burst open.

Le: (storms in with lots of veins popping) WIND!

Wind: -_- Crap, the nark found us.

Le: I SAID NO PLOTS OF DOMINATION FOR A MONTH AFTER YOU BROKE MY…why are the Sailor Scouts and the fellowship of the Ring here?

Frodo: >_> Um, we got lost?

Sailor Saturn: Um, that right. Lost.

Le: Ri~ght.

Goku: (flies in) Am I to late for the domination planning?

Talon: {same as Fang but mole under right} (walks in) Wind, (hits with chair) >_<. STOP TRING TO PUSH MY TWIN TO EVIL!!

Wind: @-@

Talon: Lets go train.

Fang: But I want to plot world conquest. .>_<

Talon: No, come on (drags)

Fang: Ah.

Ryo of (Wildfire): (puppy eyes) I want to take over the city too.

Wind: @-@ Oro, too many Ryo's.

Trowa: (pokes Wind with stick) Where is my present. I want my present now, so where is it Wind?

All: HOLY SHIT, HE SPOKE!!!

Trowa: //_- I've talked before.

All: HE SPOKE AGAIN! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! (they run)

Trowa: (all alone) //_- And that's why I don't talk.

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Heero: (alone in karaoke room) Finally. (breaks into song) At first I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I couldn't live without you by my side.

Zecks: (breaks in singing) But then I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong.

H& Z: And I learned how to get along!

Wind: KARAOKE NIGHT! EVERYONE OUT OF THE CAGES!

Everyone: (run in) YAY!!

H & Z: (jump off stage) …

Wind: (jumps up, grabbing mike) OK PEOPLE, HERES THE DEAL! YOU CAN SING WHATEVER YOU WANT, SOLOS OR GROUP AND THE WINNERS GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A WEEKEND, UNSHAPAROWNED!

All: YEAH!

Miroku, Happosai, and Aturu: WE'LL GO FIRST!

Wind: (mutters) This'll be bad. (normal) K do it.

The three step onto the stage and each stand before a mike as `Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix-a-lot started to play, all of them are tone death.

Miroku: Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt

It is so big

She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends

Who understands those rap guys

Aturu: They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?

I mean her butt

It's just so big

I can't believe it's so round

Happosai: It's just out there

I mean, it's gross

Look, she's just so black

All: (off key)

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung

Wanna pull up front

Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh, baby I wanna get with ya

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got

Me so horny

Ooh, rub-

Sango: (throws boomerang at Miroku) Hentai monk.

Lum: DARLING!! (shoots lightning at Aturu)

Other girls: (throw things at Happ) hentai, ecchi!!!

Le: I think I'm going to be sick.

Wind: Agreed. (takes mike) WELL SINCE NONE OF THEM CAN CONTINUE TO SING THEY LOSE! (mutters in mike) Not like I'd let those three loose in a populated area anyway. (notices) UH, HEH, HEH. THE NEXT PLEASE!

Duo: Hey, me, Kenshin, Vash, and Ranma will sing next!

The four get up on stage with a little tripping and a few `oro'. Then `Broadway' by the Goo Goo Dolls starts up.

All:

Broadway is dark tonight

A little bit weaker than

You used to be

Broadway is dark tonight

See the young man sittin'

In the old man's bar

Waitin' for his turn to die

Vash:

The cowboy kills the rock star

And Friday night's gone too far

The dim light hides the years

On all the faded girls

Kenshin:

Forgotten but not gone

You drink it off your mind

You talk about the world

Like it's someplace

That you've been

Ranma:

You see you'd love to run home,

But you know you ain't got one

'Cause you're livin' in a world

That you're best forgotten,

Around here

All:

Broadway is dark tonight

A little bit weaker than

You used to be

Broadway is dark tonight

See the young man sittin'

In the old man's bar

Waitin' for his turn to die

Duo:

You choke down all your anger

Forget your only son

You pray to statues when

You sober up for fun

Vash:

You're anger don't impress me

The world slapped in your face

It always rains like hell on

The loser's day parade

Ranma:

You see you'd love to run home,

But you know ain't got one

'Cause you're livin' in a world

That you're best forgotten

When you're thinkin'

You're a joke and

Nobody's gonna listen

To the one small point

I know they've been

Missing around here

All:

Broadway is dark tonight

A little bit weaker than

You used to be

Broadway is dark tonight

See the young man sittin'

In the old man's bar

Waitin' for his turn to die

Kenshin:

You see you'd love to run home,

But you know ain't got one

'Cause you're livin' in a world

That you're best forgotten

And if you're thinkin'

You're a joke do you

Think that they'll listen

To the one small point

I know they've been

Missing around here

Round here

All:

Broadway is dark tonight

A little bit weaker than

You used to be

Broadway is dark tonight

See the young man sittin'

In the old man's bar

Waitin' for his turn to die

Audience: O_O …WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH! (everyone claps and whistle)

Wind: O-O Wow, they are good…maybe I should start a band.

Quatre: Miss Wind will you be going next?

Wind: ^-^ Hell no. I suck! (looks at watch) Ah, we only have time for two more before curfue so who's got the guts?

Le: I will.

All: *Oh this is going to be bad. She must suck, Le never sings *

Le walks up to the stage coolly and closes her eyes as `Iris' by the Goo Goo Dolls starts up. Starts to sing beautifully,

Le:

And I'd give up forever to touch you

'Cause I know that you feel me somehow

You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be

And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment

And all I can breathe is your life

'Cause sooner or later it's over

I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me

'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming

Or the moment of truth in your lies

When everything feels like the movies

And you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me

'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me

'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me

'Cause I don't think that they'd understand

When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am

Everyone goes wild as Le steps down and walks to a corner without a word.

Botan: OH, OH, US, US, US!!!

Wind: o_O Um, okay…

Botan: YEAH!!!

Botan, Tifa, Mai, Kagome, Washu and Tea stand on the stage as the singer from Hades started to play. You guest it Brittney Spears singing `You Drive Me Crazy'

Botan:

Baby, I'm so into you

You got that Somthin, what can I do

Baby, you stood me around

The Earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground

Tifa:

Every time you look at me

My heart is jumpin, it's easy to see

Lovin you means so much more

More than anything I ever felt before

[CHORUS:]

You Drive me crazy

I just cant sleep

Im so excited, Im in to deep

Ohh...Crazy, But it feels alright

Baby, thinkin of you keeps me up all night

Mai:

Tell Me, Your so into me

That I'm the only one you will see

Tell me, im not in the blue

That i'm not wastin, my feelins on you

Kagome:

Lovin you means so much more

More than anything I ever felt before

[Repeat CHORUS]

Washu:

Crazy, I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, Im in to deep

Crazy, But it feels alright

Every Day and Every Night

[Repeat CHORUS]

Tea:

You Drive Me Crazy (You drive me crazy baby)

Ohh..Crazy, But It Feels Alright

Baby Thinkin of you keeps me up all night

Baby Thinkin of you keeps me up all night

Wind: (trying to rip ears off) EVIL MUSIC! I'M UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

Audance: (frozen in horror) WHAAAAAA!!! (everyone runs)

Botan: So, um…who won?

Wind: (stops trying to wipe skin off) Le hands down though the Broadway group came close…I like the Goo Goo Dolls.

Tifa: Bloody-frichen-hell. I wanted to go out with Charles, the computer geek.

Wind: Too bad, now excuse me as I burn my cloths and wash in bleach. (muttering) Unclean, unclean.

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There you go eight pages, (dodges tomatoes) HEY, STOP THAT! Don't kill me Spears fans, it was just a joke, (dodges glass bottles that hit unsuspecting passer-byes) HEY! Well below is a few words if you did not know them, (dodges cows) THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!

-sama- a boss or along that line

Hentai- perverted

Ecchi- pervert