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I own everything! ACK! (is beaten by lawyers) F-fine I don't own anything except my minions and some original ideas.

I'll be bringing Ravage Blue [don't own her] into this one as well. But, I AM NOT IMPLYING ANYTHING! It's all for fun and don't think that I'm

(actions) *thoughts* ~translations~ {a/n}

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Wind: Wow, that was weird wasn't it? I mean I OOCed and was kidnapped, tortured and then rescued by my minions and a fellow author and her servant and my sane half had a minor nervous brake-down. I mean wow and I sure am using a lot of ands!

Le: (glares) Happy fricken days.

Wind: You still mad?

Le: (death glare)

Heero: Hey! (death glare)

Le: (death glare)

Heero: (death glare)

Le: (double death glare)

Heero: (gasp) I'm going to kill you. (draws gun)

Le: I'M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!(draws sword and chases Heero)

Wind: (watches them with large group) Wow that is weird. (pauses) Hey, anyone want to play `I Never'? {I Never is a drinking game where one person says something they never did and anyone that did that takes a drink. It goes on so the one that lasts longest wins,}

Most: YEAH!

Few: Naw.

Wind: I Never it is! You other guys can go play around the house. But no escaping, impregnating the girls with alien DNA, creating a super virus to wipe out the human race, or going to anything not on my favorite list. I don't want a virus to screw up my stories.

Few: (sigh) Fine, but can we kill?

Wind; Sure, knock yourselves out.

Few: Wu wu wu wu.

Talon: -_- Is everyone here getting dumber by the day?

Everyone: (stare stupidly)

Talon: -_-; I rest my case.

Wind: (disappears then reappears) Ok, I got sake, vodka and special authoress wine. We're ready to play! Wanna join Ravage?

Ravage: SURE!

Everyone sits in circle with they're glasses.

Wind: Ok, I never tried to drink from the sacred paper cup!

Others: O_o (none drank)

Wind: Good cause if you did, I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU WITH THIS! (pulls out a carrot plushy)

Key: ^_^; Lets just keep playing.

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Knives sneaks into the computer room with an evil plan so evil that none have even dreamed of it.

Knives: (crazy look) Lets see what I can do to mess up this Fanfiction.net that all these spiders love. (clicks on Anime and starts acting normal) Hey, there's my show.

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The gym

Wufei: (standing in ring) I AM THE STRONGEST!

Lita: (walks in) Yeah right shrimp.

Wufei: INJUSTICE! HOW DARE A WEAK WOMAN CALL ME A SHRIMP!

Lita: WEAK WOMAN!? HOW DARE YOU! (beats crap out of Wufei)

Wufei: In… jus… tice.

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An hour after they started Kuwabara, Serena, Gene Starwind, and Yugi were past out in the corner.

Yusuke: Um, I never wanted to kissed Kurama.

All the girls drink and a few guys.

Wind: THE MARSHMELLO PEEPS LOVE YAOI FICS!!

Heero: (runs screaming through room) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (breath) AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Le: (chasing Heero with a Light Saber) DIE!

Talon: (dreamy voice) She is pretty when she's on a rampage.

Kurama: (ticked) DIE! (chases with rose whip)

Wind: (hits both with fish) EVIL FLUFF SCENE!

Quatre: Hic, keep playing. Hic.

Key: (still sober) I think you had anough.

Quatre: I TELL YOU WHEN I HAD ENOUGH! Hic. {inside joke}

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Knives: (clicks on story) *I wonder what V/K and yaoi means* (reads) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (curls up and sucks thumb) not right, not right, not right.

Kedyan: (walks in) … Oh, you read a yaoi didn't you. (looks at story) Oh, you got a Vash/Knives lemon, bad way to learn.

Knives: (traumatized) not right, not right, not right, not right, not right, not right, not right not right, not right, not right.

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only Wind, Ravage, Jaken, Vash, Sage, Yami, and Key are left

Ravage: I never insulted the sacred paper cup!

Jaken takes a drink.

Wind: WHAT! DIE TOAD! (kills Jaken with carrot plushi)

Vash: (drunken glare) Why ares youz twu stee suber?

Wind: ^-^ We can hold my liquor!

Sage: (grabs wine bottle) Waiz a munit, (peels off label) Thez es gwape juase!

Wind: No, it's Sparkling Grape juice!

Yami: Yoz chested!

Le: (walks in calmed) I needed that. To much pent up stress. (looks at room and starts twitching) I DON'T ALOW DRINKING! DIE! (makes large tornado)

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Note: When I saw the last show of the Gundam Wing series I got the idea to make Quatre a drunk. It was a joke with my friend Vinnette.

Now REVIEW OR DIE AT THE HANDS OF THE CARROT PLUSHI!