Fan Fiction / SD Gundam Fan Fiction ❯ SD Gundam: The Soap! II ❯ Prologue I: The Dark Side ( Prologue )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

SD Gundam: The Soap! II:
Revenge of the… Okay, I give up on StarWars.
By: May-VeggieGirl1 and NeoYami

RW: Okay, I’m horribly sorry, but I can’t help but post up what we’re working on now. X_x; We’re having the biggest trouble with past chapters, so, I kinda hope that this will preserve these and give people some idea of what’s up.

THESE NEXT TWO CHAPTERS ARE PROLOGUE! If you want an explaination, go to the THIRD chapter here! (For those who are lazy that I pity, here's the quickest thing I can offer:

QUICKIE CHARACTERS:
Captain
Baku
Zero
Taishi
Makii
Manny
Onigiri
Dante
Kaibaso
Kane
Ybaso
Aisu
Amazora
Zivilyn
Tokeiko
Bakki
Suzume
Atariya)

The Explaination also will explain what's going on here, so if you want to skip this and still understand (somewhat) everything, read ch3 on.



Prologue I: The Dark Side


RW: ^^ so, so much to do, such little time. Where to start?
Kai: I dunno but I want Kane to find out what her talent is even though she won't be able to work it^^;
RW: Yaaayyyy X3 I somehow want everyone to have some kind of... battle royale. O.o unless there's some way you already must have in mind for this v_v
Kai: ah people can fight if ya want x.x
RW: yay ^^; but how's she supposed to fight?
RW: I mean, ya know... and figure out she's has her powers? v.v
Kai: Hehehe...there iis a loophole ...one that Ybaso wouldn't like but hey, if he pushes the whole dead-ex-girlfriendness Kane'll do it and she can fight ^^
RW: o_o I knew it ^^ what is it???
Kai: you'll see if Ybaso does anymore obsessing over you-know-who and drive kane crazy with it
RW: O.o;;......no?
Kai: muahahaha! Then all shall suffer in the flames of vengance---I mean.... yeah things'll get bad v.v
Kai: no?
RW: oh, but i can if you want >) muahahahaha, torture to everyone! yayish!
RW: lol yush ^^
Kai: ok ^^

Kane: *cracks her neck after a very long nap for no apparent reason other than she felt like sleeping* Wonder what everyone is doin' *gets up*

Kai: (I did that today lol x.x)

Ybaso: *runs in and almost runs into her* Kane! 
Kane: Oo hellooo
Kane: *yawns* what's with you?

RW: (arg, I can't find his name again x.x nee!)
RW: (well, I could always look it up online again x.x nyah h/o)
Kai: (whos?)
RW: (the dude who wanted to kill Tai and put that curse thing on Bakki x.x)
RW: (ah! Jubaku! ^^;;; )
Kai: (ok O.o)
Kai: (....if only I saved that x.x)
RW: (I did, I just can't locate it x.x; too many file, niiii @_@)

Ybaso: Jubaku's men kidnapped Bakki! T_T
Kane: ....WHAT?!
Kane: And where the heck were you during this!?
Kane: I told you to look after him while I took a nap!
Ybaso: Ummm... *sweatdrops and scratches the back of his head* Daishongun stuff??

Kai: (Crabby after naps much? x.x)
RW: (yah ^^; )

Kane: T_T+ Daishogun stuff?..... YOU IDIOT! *rubs temples and marches to the door* Where'd they go?!
Ybaso: Somewhere… along with some... magic wielders. v.v *holds up a vase of flowers with a note in it*

RW: (o_o DUDE! I just found out what musha means O.o by total accident... SWEET ^^)
Kai: (what??? ^^ )
Kai: (you should write all these SD meanings down somewhere x.x)
RW: (warrior ^^ GOD it makes sense now!)
RW: (yeah lol v.v;;;; )

Kane: *grabs the note* The hell is with the vase?
Ybaso: *shrugs* I don't know, I can't imagine why someone would kidnap Bakki either.
Aisu: *is hiding somewhere in fear Kane will hurt him for distracting Ybaso* ..o_o
Kane: *looks at the note* well we better go find him...or else you'll be sleeping outside in a tree with no food for the rest of your life. T.T
Ybaso: ...Where the hell has your mind been every night? x.x *points at flashback of another night before where Kane stumbles outside half asleep and demands he comes back inside to sleep*...v.v;;;; I like sleeping in trees and getting my own food.
Kane: Don't change the subject!!!!!!! T.T Bakki...NOW!
Ybaso: x.x;;; Okay, okay, sheesh!!
Ybaso: Aisu, get out here, it's half your fault!! ><
Aisu: x.x;; I'm not involved!
Ybaso: T_T
Dante: *hears Kane screaming* O.o;;; *whispers to Yba while Kane is going to the door* Hey ...you didn't let her sleep after 3....did you?
Ybaso: x.x;;; Like I could help it
Aisu: *drags Kaibaso out* x.x Then he's suffering with me!
Dante: ...the hell is going on now? x.x
Kaibaso: O.o;; If I'm going, you're going. -.- *drags Dante as Aisu's dragging him*
Dante: but--hey! x.x
Kane: *taps foot impatiently* what the hell -.-
Ybaso: Bakki's been kidnapped. x.x;;
Kaibaso: ...T_T+ *growls*
Dante: ..oh...no wonder she's pissy at you ^^;
Kaibaso: x.x;; *grabs Baku from the riceball and drags him*
Baku: Nooooooo x.x *drags Zero and Taishi*
Ybaso: x.x Shut up. AND WILL EVERYONE STOP DRAGGING EVERYONE ELSE! x.x *whacks all those dragging people over the head with a paper fan*
Zero: x.x??
Taishi: ...-.-;;; I'm always being dragged into stuff for Baku...
Kaibaso: T.T I don't want to save that little hellion anyway. >.>
Taishi: What did he do? O.o
Kaibaso: *pause* I...don't know.
Kaibaso: But he's eeeevvviiiiilllll ><
Kane: All of you KNOCK IT OFF! ++ AND YOU'RE SAVING BAKKI OR ELSE I'LL CASTERATE EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH THE HEDGE CLIPPERS!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!??!? T.T++++
Everyone: *gulp* Oo
Kane: Now....GET THE FUCK MOVING AND FIND HIM!! *points violently to the door*
Everyone: *scuttles out* Oo
Kane: -.- *follows looking pissed*

Kai: (LOLOL)
RW: (that deserves to be a comic... x.x but too many people lolol)
Kai: (that's what little heads with name labels are for...they do that in Eerie Quieerie a lot lol)

Ybaso: *points at a large domeish building that happens to be suddenly next door* He's in there. v.v

RW: (LOL ^^;;; Kane's going to have a stroke, isn't she?)
Kai: (yeah ^^)

Kane: ...that's convenient....and why didn't you go and get him if he was right there? ><
Ybaso: *scratches his head* ...
Ybaso: *shrug* v.v Neh.
Everyone: T_T *glare*
Kane: ....GET IN THERE!!
Everyone: Oo;;; *scramble in*
Kane: *follows again while grumbling about men being idiots*

RW: (lol ^^ wheee!!)

Oni: *inside picking flowers* ^^ Lalalaa...
Kaibaso: ...Why are you inside a building picking flowers where Bakki is supposed to be being held hostage?
Oni: O.o What building?
Kaibaso: ...*sweatdrops and points at walls all around them*
Oni: Oh... where'd that come from? Oo
Kane: ....*sweatdrop* continue with your flower picking Oni v.v;
Baku: ...Good question.... 9.9 Ohh, look, a bird cage! ^^
Bakki: *is in the bird cage alllll the way up hanging from the ceiling* x.x I don't know whether being in here is bad or good... if I knew a song, I would be singing it... v.v *sigh* Screw it *bangs on the bars* I'm booooorrrrrreeeddd lemmeout! x.x

Kai: (dude...that's so cliche to me for a reason I wont state now....lol)
RW: (O.o;;; ohkay...) ß the song is the cliché. :p I figured it out on my own, go me?

Kane: Bakki!!! ...hey someone go get him down!
Everyone: *looks at Ybaso*
Ybaso: ...x.x Why is it always me? Why can't I be lazy for once?
Kane: Because you can't Simple. v.v
Aisu: Coz that's Ama's job! ^^;
Kaibaso: v.v; Besides, you dragged us in here. *throws a stone at Bakki's cage*
Kaibaso: Booo! >< YOU SUCK!
Kane: ...*grabs a bolder and hits it with her tail and smushes Kaibaso with it* T_T++++
Kaibaso: x.x;; *pushes it off himself and brushes himself off* v.v Sheeeesh, possessive much? -.- *grumbles under his breath* He's not even yours.

Kai: (her tail is her most powerful weapon as a chick....go fig. x.x)
RW: (^^ LOL)

Ybaso: x.x;;; *thinking: "my brother has a death wish..."*
Kane: ...SO?!?!? *punches Kaibaso over the backside of his head* Since you're talking too much YOU go get him down!!!
Kaibaso: *eye twitch* Yeah right. -.-+
Kane: And you are not to do anything with my Bakki or else I'll eat you like I did my father!!!...GO GET HIM NOW!!!
Oni: o_o;;; Kane's scary...
Baku: *nods feebly* ^^;;;; Y-Yeah. *hides behind Zero* x.x
Ybaso: x.x;;; *doesn't like where this is going* *sighs and jumps up there and grabs onto the bars of the cage* Hey Bakki, we'll get you down from there, sound good?
Bakki: ...*smirks* Yup. *suddenly turns into -err, what's his name? Oh yeah- Memnon... just because v.v*

Kai: (wow...I have found a montage of SDG fans in Deviantart O.o;;; and they all commented on my art x.x)
RW: (^^; AWESOME)
Kai: (....26 messages from them commenting and adding faves x.x *dies*)
RW: (O.o whee ^^)

Ybaso: !!!!!O.o *lets go of the bars and jumps back down* ....How the hell.... *growls*
Kane: ....o.o
Kaibaso: *snorts* See? Bakki always brings trouble. T_T
Kaibaso: v.v; *pets Dante on the head* Isn't that right, hun?
Dante: ...O.o er...*sweatdrops* x.x
Kane: + *does a German Suplex on Kaibaso*
Kaibaso: -.-+ Will you quit, you can't hurt me! *pokes Dante threateningly* You don't think I'm crazy, do you? +
Dante: C-crazy??? No o-of course not dear! ^^;
Hikyuu: *appears from a shadow and grabs Baku from behind Zero* Hello there, you're the one Kiba was talking about, hm? *toys with a dagger near his neck*

Kai: (German suplexes are turning someone over and making them fall on their heads x.x)

Zero: *pulls Baku back* HEY! No touchy my Baku!
Hikyuu: *appears behind Zero and guts him* That's for me to decide, hm.
Kaibaso: ...T_T+++
Kaibaso: *turns away pouting* I'm hurt now. *goes off and sits in a corner with a little rain cloud over his head*
Zero: Agk..!
Baku: Zero! *kicks Hikyuu* Leave him alone!! ><
Dante: No--- you just scared me that’s why I was stuttering! x.x
Kaibaso: ... *sits in the corner while sniffling*
Ybaso: *glances at Zero and Baku and growls* What are you doing here Memnon!?!?
Kane: ...*is too much in shock to speak*

Kai: (hey hey hey there's an SDG club on deviantart!!)
RW: (o.o YAY ^^)

Aisu: *helps Zero keep on his feet* What's the meaning of this??
Zero: ow...x.x
Ybaso: *glances at Kane and jumps back up to Memnon*

Kai: (...HAHAHA! this is sad-- in the SDG club the only pics they got of SD are the ones I did ^^; )
RW: (O.o AHAHA ^^;;; )

Kane: *quietly* m-...memn..on...
Oni: O.o;;;; A-Are you okay.... Kane..???
Kane: ...*looks upset* he's...my son...
Oni: Oo;;;; *scoots away slowly*
Kaibaso: ...! *narrowly dodges a blade and backs up against Dante* ...*glanes up at a hunching looking figure that's drooling* ...O.o;;;; Ohhkay...
Dante: Ummm....creepy much?
Kaibaso: x.x; Uh, YAH.
Kane: ...Memnon stop it!
Araebisu: Heheh...hehehehehahahahaa.... *keeps laughing maniacally while sucking on a dagger*
Ybaso: Cut it out! *glares threw the bar cage*
Zero: ....*stares at Areabisu* O.o;;; ok...x.x
Kaibaso: *sweatdrops and glances at Taishi* Remind you of someone?
Taishi: //x.x Shut up!
Taishi: I wasn't THAT crazy!!
Kaibaso: ...T.T You stabbed yourself repetitively with a katana...
Taishi: ...*points at Araebisu* I wasn't THAT crazy!!
Araebisu: *jumps up and slashes them*
Kaibaso: *gets cut a little on the arm and pushes Dante back* Nnn, go make sure Kane doesn't do something stupid! And Baku x.x;
Dante: B-but Kaibaso!
Kaibaso: *snorts* Nani???
Kane: ...Memnon what are you doing...?
Hikyuu: *grabs Baku and covers up his mouth with a cloth while grinning* Good, hm.
Zero: Unhand him! *slashes at Hikyuu*
Taishi: ! Chikkuso x.x; *grabs Baku*
Aisu: Zero, your wound!
Zero: I don't care...he touched Baku...*growls*
Baku: Chuu.... I feel dizzyy....*blinks sleepily*
Zero: Bakuu?? *glares at Hikyuu* Bastard...
Hikyuu: *appears behind Zero and puts a gun up to the back of his head executioner's style* Careful there, you don't want to upset a lady now do you, hm?
Zero: Wait...you're a girl??? O.o Oh just great! x.x
Aisu: ....*glares and steals the gun away before she can blink* Maybe you shouldn't be so cocky when you're outnumbered. And stop saying "hm" it's annoyin' me! x.x+

Kai: (is memnon still in the cage?)
RW: (yah ^^;)
RW: (arg x.x)
Kai: (get him dowwwnn)
RW: (x.x nee)

Ybaso: *breaks the wire holding it up and grabs onto the ceiling as it falls down*
Kane: !
Ybaso: *loudly* Where's Bakki?!?! 

RW: (your memnon coz I don't know crap about memnon x.x )
Kai: (He's just evil and wants to rule the world...that's all I know x.x)

Araebisu: **takes out 10 swords and laughs maniacally*
Kaibaso: O.o The fuck? *unsheathes his sword quickly to block two different slashes*
Dante: ...Where the fuck did those swords come from? x.x
Kane: ...*goes over to the cage slowly* Memnon...?
Kaibaso: *too busy trying to parry the swords to answer Dante*

Kai: (omg my hands are freezing x.x)
RW: (lol ^^; *gives you another cookie*)
Kai: (yayyyy ^^)

Baku: *passes out in Taishi's arms* @.@
Memnon: *looks up at Kane* h-help me mommy...
Kane: ...I...
Ybaso: *lands next to Kane and puts his arms on her shoulders* Kane--!
Kane: but Ybaso...he's our son!
Ybaso: ...He is not...
Memnon: *looking at Kane pathetically* M-mama...
Kane: ...*starts moving towards Memnon*
Ybaso: *pulls her back* No! Kane, it's not your child!
Kane: *looks at Ybaso upsetly*
Memnon: *gets up swiftly and pins Kane down* Heheh...
Ybaso: *kicks Memnon off of her* Leave her alone!!!

Kai: (Ybaso should try to kill Memnon ^^)

Ybaso: *puts his sword up to Memnon's neck* ....
Kane: Don't touch him!! Dark Mana arrow!! *shoots dark mana at Ybaso's sword*
Ybaso: *stares at Kane incredulously* ...Kane!!!
Memnon: ...*starts chuckling* She used Dark mana...heheheheh...
Kane: ...*eyes widen in disbelief at what she did* ..o-oh no...
Ybaso: ...*just realizes it* ....K-Kane.... your...
Memnon: Mommy made a bad mistake...hehehhheh
Ybaso: *glares at Memnon* Shut UP! You aren't her child! You aren't mine! *grabs a dagger he has hidden in his armor*
Kane: Paradox box!! *makes the shadows around Ybaso form a cage around him*
Ybaso: *blinks confused* Kane, let me go!
Kane: *has a dark look in her eyes*
Kane: What was that...dear?
Ybaso: *is very startled* ...*growls and starts banging on the box* Let go!
Memnon: *stands up* Poor Father...heh. Well, Kane basically sold her soul to the darkness when she tried to stop you from killing me....tisk. Oh well, at least she can't feel the parental love or any love anymore to get her distracted.
Ybaso: *growls and makes a portal and comes out behind Memnon* Hm, how's that? Sounds like Chimi almost... I had a bad feeling when I saw you, you little bastard...\_/
Memnon: Ah I wouldn't try hurting me if I were you...otherwise dear mother will have to interfere...heheheh.
Memnon: She is now my devoted servant; ready to serve and defend me ...until she dies.
Ybaso: ...
Ybaso: Well then, we'll have to change that huh?
Memnon: And how will you do that?
Ybaso: Bring you to hell... even if you need a chauffeur!! *growls and glares at Memnon*
Memnon: Well then, Kane is going with me you do realize
Ybaso: ...*creates another portal and shoves Memnon in it* *follows behind*
Kaibaso: *looks up from his sword fight* Ybaso???? *gets slashed across the chest when he's not looking* Gack--! ><
Memnon: Hmm, where are we, father?
Ybaso: At your resting place... *keeps glaring*

RW: (g2g x.x bi bi)
Kai: (ok x.x bye)