Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Heroes United:Phoenix Light ❯ Chapter 12
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
"Hello!"Yelled Lisa.She was before the front door of Hyrule castle."Anybody home!".
The door slowly opened revealing a maid.She was a scraggily old woman.
"May I help you miss?"She asked."Yes I must talk to Princess Zelda."Lisa pleaded.
"Very well mam,I'll lead you to her thrown room.".The maid walked at a brisk passe.
Lisa had to jog to keep up.
"Zelda!"Shouted Link."Miss Hyrule!"Called Dark."Hay Zel where you be!"Yelled Sonic.
The Princess turned to face her friends."Link Sonic we've been worried sick!"She yelled.
"Zelda calm down please."Begged Link."Yah we got to keep our heads on."Said Sonic.
Zelda started to calm."But I was so worried about you Link.".
"I know but you really shouldn't."Said Link."Shhhh!Don't be stupid!"Yelled Sonic.
"Hehe um Link's a little tired right now I think he needs to go to bed."Said Dark.
Sonic gave Dark a uneasy look.'This guy is wierd.'."Yes I believe that's a good idea."Said Zelda."The room is upstairs,here's the key.".She gave Link the key."And I was wondering what was the name of the thief.?".Link went stiff."Lisa.".A sudden laugh caught Link's attention,a clump of chocolate hair peered out from behind a piller."Sora what are you doing?"Asked Sonic."Aww man I wanted to scare you."Sora whinned."Well you need to work on your form."Said a unseen figure.Sonic could fell hot breath aguenst his neck,a wet object found it's way into his ear."Shadow."He maoned."Stop teasing me.".A wave of a black staff revealed the form of a black Hedgehog with red stripes and a white puff of fur on his chest.His Ruby eyes starred into Emerald."Where have you been Sonic?"Asked the black Hedgehog.The blue Hedgehog frowned."Trying to keep the Chaos Emerald from being stolen,but this BAKA let her get away!".Shadow shook his head."Sonic don't blame others."He sied."Hay at least I didn't just rush in and attack!"Yelled Link."Well at least I tried to fight,not just drag it on as long as possible!"Yelled Sonic.
Lisa and the maid stood in front of the thrown room doors.They could hear the shouting inside.
"Sounds like Sonic's making trouble again."Sied the maid."I'd better get a broom and some ginger-ail.".(HL234:They say that gets blood stains out of cloth.)."Should I go in?"Asked Lisa."Yes."Said the maid."Just watch your self,Sonic gets kinda hyper.".Lisa carefully opened the heavy doors.Inside there was a beautiful thrown and stained glass windows high on the castle walls.This place was truly a palce.In the center of the room she could see a battle royal taking place.A blue Hedgehog was being hung by his feet."GAH!Let me down Link!"He shouted."What you already given up Sonic."Chuckled Link."Yah so AGH!Let go a mah foot!".
"Hello!"She called.Everyone looked at her like she was a ghost."Who's that?"Asked a boy with brown hair."Beats me."Said a black Hedgehog."It's that girl from the museum!"Shouted Sonic.
"What are you doing here Lisa?"Asked Link."I came here."She started."To tell you something,and find out about my past.".Link was at a loss for words."First tell us what you need to say."Said Sonic."Yeah don't keep secrets."Pipped Sora."O.k."She began again."Ganondorf has finished his weapon to destroy Hryule castle,he plans on using it latter to night to kill all of you!".Sonic put a hand to his chin."That's why you stole the Emeralds."He pondered.
"But why do you work for him."Said Sora."You're really nice."."That's the other reason I came here."Siad Lisa."You said you were my father now is your chance to prove it.".
Link let out a long sie."Hope you arn't easily disturbed.".Slowly he pulled up the side of his blue jacket and revealed a mark,it looked like a bird."What about the rest of it?"She asked."If you want to see that I'd have to take my pants off."He growled.Aperently he doesn't like to show that mark to people."I'll pass."She grummbled.Link sighed in releaf."Damnit."Wispered Zelda.
Lisa did the same,the marks matched perfectly."She is Dilila!"Cheered Sora."This is getting us nowhere!"Shouted Sonic."We need a DNA test!"."Yeah."Added Shadow."It's easier then this.".
Sonic pulled a strain of Link and Lisa's hair and took it to be tested."How long will this take?"Asked Lisa."5 minnets."Said Link.
5 minuets latter.......
Sonic burst in the door without any disregard for everyone's safty.I.E.He bashed right through knocking out someone."Sorry Sora."He chuckled."Well?"Aked Zelda."What did the test say?".
"This is Dilila,no dout."Said Sonic.Lisa was surprised."I thought I was an orphan.".
"Well ya an''t."Pipped Sora."Who's my mother?"Asked Lisa or rather Dilila."Um.."Said Sonic.
"I think you need to tell her Link.".Link didn't answer him.'I knew I'd have to tell her one day.I just wish it wasn't now.'."Lisa,I mean Dilila."He started."I'm your mother.".Dilila started laughing like a mental pationt."That was really funny now who's my mom?"."I am."Link repeated.
"Wait,your my dad.Then how can you be my mom also?"She worried."Uh..You know about the uhh Phoenix power?"He asked."Yah."She answered."Well that is a sort of special trait amungst the males that have it,we can um,get pregnant.".Dilila almost fainted."You mean I was,You were pregnant with me!".Link nodded slowly,trying not to frighten her anymore that she already was.
"I don't believe it.".Link looked confused."I need proof,photos,stretch marks,the umbilical cord,sonagram photos,everything."She argued."Well some of that would be gone by now."Said Sonic."Like the cord and stretch marks."."Actualy."Said Link."I still have the marks."."Great!"She pipped."Let me see.".Link sweatdropped."You know how I fell about the whole pants removal thing."He grolwed.Dark came up from behind and took off his pants and shirt."What the hell was that about!"Shouted Link."She needed to see your marks,so I helped."Said Dark."Just for that forget about latter tonight."He whispered through clenched teeth.Zelda was laughing like a Hyina."Nice boxers pal!"Hollered Sonic who was rolling on the floor holding his sides.Link was about to murder him.Dilila searched his person everywhere for marks.anywhere near his stomach.Link's tail tried to bat her in the face but Link had self-control.She finally found one near his navel."I guess he was telling the truth."She squeaked.Dark was now being choked by Link.who was now fully clothed."I'll kill you for that!".Sora chuckled to himself."This is a good show."."Yah."Said Dilila."Sure is.".
In the nursery....
"See here's some pictures form before you were born."Said Zelda with a evil smile.Link hated those pitures,they made him look ugly and pudgy."Zelda,she has the proof no more please!".
Dilila gazed at the room,it was much nicer the the room she had in the tower,Nice and bright,lots of room,and good people walking down the halls.Even though she knew some were
Perverts."He really doesn't like those photos."She sied."Yah he never knew how much trouble a child could be,he did all he could to raise you right."Started Zelda."But then Ganondorf broke his spirit by taking you away,now that your back Link's happier then he's been in years.".
Dilila looked sad,because of her Link had a hard life.But now she could make up for it.
Me:That's it for this chapter.
Sonic:^_____^ Link got panted!
Link:*Kill's Sonic*.HAHA!
Dark:O_______O0 gulp
Link:Your next bat boy!
Dilila:You had to tell me!
Me:I told you chapters ago you wouldn't like how you were born!
Link:I didn't like it much ether!
ME:We g2g see ya next chapter R&R!