Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Hyrule Party Brawl ❯ Chapter ! ( Chapter 1 )

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         Hyrule Party Brawl
         Chapter 1


         Link= Me
         Kanna= Chibikitty
         Mina= Chibiangel


         Link: Dude, what did I drink last night?
        

          Kanna: 3 shots of Vodka, and 7 cans of beer.
        

 & nbsp;       Mina: Breakfast!! It's bacon and eggs!!
        

          Link: Oh no! Oh, God nooooo!! NOT THAT SHIT AGAIN!!
        

  ;        Kanna: You really gotta make somethin' else, this is the 8th day in a row, Mina-San!
        

&nb sp;        Mina: Oh, I haven't paid the bills yet....And who ordered a film called 'Guys Gone Wild'?
        

          Link: GANONDORF!! Get your butt down here!!
        

          Ganondorf: Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, sorry! I couldn't resist!
        

  ;        Kanna: Hey, Link! Have you checked the mail yet?
        

 &n bsp;       Link: Yeah...You got a date with Riku at Ami Death Cafe'; Open Mike Night Wednesday.
        

&n bsp;        Kanna: Hey, I took the semester off, I'm gonna head over to the cafe now, ok?
        

 &nb sp;       Link: Okay, see ya at 4:00. Hey, Mina! Lets go, were gonna be late for school!!


         Mina: Okay, be there in a second!!


         Mina and Link get into the car and drive to school, while Kanna throws on her skates and heads to the cafe'.

        
          ~*~12:45 at the Coffee Cafe'~*~

         Kanna: Hello! How may I help you?

        
 &n bsp;       Customer: Uhm...Yeah, I'd like a Mocha Latte with whip cream and 3 Regular Lattes.

        
  ;        Kanna: Ok, sir....*types up the price on the Cash Register*...That will be $15.35, please.


         Customer: Ok. *Hands the 15.35 to Kanna*

        
          Kanna: Thank you, your order will be right up!


         Kanna's Cell Phone Rings


         Kanna: *Answers her cell* Hello?


         Riku *Who is on the other line!!*: Hey, Kanna-Chan! Did you get the message?


         Kanna: Yeah.


         Riku: Is that good for you?


         Kanna: Of course! Pick me up around 6:45!


         Riku: Ok, bye!


         Kanna hangs up her phone


         Vash: *Barges in to the cafe'* HEY, KANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


        ;  Kanna: What?


         Vash: Prepare to feel jealous! I just finished TPing Ganondorf's house!


         Kanna: You...YOU DID!?! Thats so awesome! But, wait....Why didn't you invite ME!?!


         Vash sweatdrops.


         Cartman *Yes, from South Park.*: Haha...No kitty, my pot pie! NO KITTY, MY POT PIE!! If I had a wife, I would tell her to fix me some pie!


         Kanna: *Slaps Cartman upside the head* You're such a sexist, Cartman, You BAKA!!!


         Cartman: Eh?


         Mr. Garison: Cartman? Did you just say the F-Word?


         Cartman: What Jew...?


         Kanna: NO!! Hes talking about fuck, you can't say fuck around here you know you fucking fat ass!


         Mr. Garison: Cartman, how would you like to see the counselor?



       &nb sp; Cartman: What? How would you like to suck my balls?



         Mr. Garison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!



         Cartman: *Pulls down microphone that is connected to a P.A. system connected to the entire town radios* I SAID, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARISON!?!



       &nb sp; Kanna: *Stares in horror* Holy shit....





      & nbsp;  THE END!!!