Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Hyrule Party Brawl ❯ Chapter ! ( Chapter 1 )
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Hyrule Party Brawl
Chapter 1
Link= Me
Kanna= Chibikitty
Mina= Chibiangel
Link: Dude, what did I drink last night?
Kanna: 3 shots of Vodka, and 7 cans of beer.
& nbsp; Mina: Breakfast!! It's bacon and eggs!!
Link: Oh no! Oh, God nooooo!! NOT THAT SHIT AGAIN!!
  ; Kanna: You really gotta make somethin' else, this is the 8th day in a row, Mina-San!
&nb sp; Mina: Oh, I haven't paid the bills yet....And who ordered a film called 'Guys Gone Wild'?
Link: GANONDORF!! Get your butt down here!!
Ganondorf: Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, sorry! I couldn't resist!
  ; Kanna: Hey, Link! Have you checked the mail yet?
&n bsp; Link: Yeah...You got a date with Riku at Ami Death Cafe'; Open Mike Night Wednesday.
&n bsp; Kanna: Hey, I took the semester off, I'm gonna head over to the cafe now, ok?
&nb sp; Link: Okay, see ya at 4:00. Hey, Mina! Lets go, were gonna be late for school!!
Mina: Okay, be there in a second!!
Mina and Link get into the car and drive to school, while Kanna throws on her skates and heads to the cafe'.
~*~12:45 at the Coffee Cafe'~*~
Kanna: Hello! How may I help you?
&n bsp; Customer: Uhm...Yeah, I'd like a Mocha Latte with whip cream and 3 Regular Lattes.
  ; Kanna: Ok, sir....*types up the price on the Cash Register*...That will be $15.35, please.
Customer: Ok. *Hands the 15.35 to Kanna*
Kanna: Thank you, your order will be right up!
Kanna's Cell Phone Rings
Kanna: *Answers her cell* Hello?
Riku *Who is on the other line!!*: Hey, Kanna-Chan! Did you get the message?
Kanna: Yeah.
Riku: Is that good for you?
Kanna: Of course! Pick me up around 6:45!
Riku: Ok, bye!
Kanna hangs up her phone
Vash: *Barges in to the cafe'* HEY, KANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  ; Kanna: What?
Vash: Prepare to feel jealous! I just finished TPing Ganondorf's house!
Kanna: You...YOU DID!?! Thats so awesome! But, wait....Why didn't you invite ME!?!
Vash sweatdrops.
Cartman *Yes, from South Park.*: Haha...No kitty, my pot pie! NO KITTY, MY POT PIE!! If I had a wife, I would tell her to fix me some pie!
Kanna: *Slaps Cartman upside the head* You're such a sexist, Cartman, You BAKA!!!
Cartman: Eh?
Mr. Garison: Cartman? Did you just say the F-Word?
Cartman: What Jew...?
Kanna: NO!! Hes talking about fuck, you can't say fuck around here you know you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garison: Cartman, how would you like to see the counselor?
&nb sp; Cartman: What? How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!
Cartman: *Pulls down microphone that is connected to a P.A. system connected to the entire town radios* I SAID, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARISON!?!
&nb sp; Kanna: *Stares in horror* Holy shit....
& nbsp; THE END!!!
Chapter 1
Link= Me
Kanna= Chibikitty
Mina= Chibiangel
Link: Dude, what did I drink last night?
Kanna: 3 shots of Vodka, and 7 cans of beer.
& nbsp; Mina: Breakfast!! It's bacon and eggs!!
Link: Oh no! Oh, God nooooo!! NOT THAT SHIT AGAIN!!
  ; Kanna: You really gotta make somethin' else, this is the 8th day in a row, Mina-San!
&nb sp; Mina: Oh, I haven't paid the bills yet....And who ordered a film called 'Guys Gone Wild'?
Link: GANONDORF!! Get your butt down here!!
Ganondorf: Whaaaaaaaat? Oh, sorry! I couldn't resist!
  ; Kanna: Hey, Link! Have you checked the mail yet?
&n bsp; Link: Yeah...You got a date with Riku at Ami Death Cafe'; Open Mike Night Wednesday.
&n bsp; Kanna: Hey, I took the semester off, I'm gonna head over to the cafe now, ok?
&nb sp; Link: Okay, see ya at 4:00. Hey, Mina! Lets go, were gonna be late for school!!
Mina: Okay, be there in a second!!
Mina and Link get into the car and drive to school, while Kanna throws on her skates and heads to the cafe'.
~*~12:45 at the Coffee Cafe'~*~
Kanna: Hello! How may I help you?
&n bsp; Customer: Uhm...Yeah, I'd like a Mocha Latte with whip cream and 3 Regular Lattes.
  ; Kanna: Ok, sir....*types up the price on the Cash Register*...That will be $15.35, please.
Customer: Ok. *Hands the 15.35 to Kanna*
Kanna: Thank you, your order will be right up!
Kanna's Cell Phone Rings
Kanna: *Answers her cell* Hello?
Riku *Who is on the other line!!*: Hey, Kanna-Chan! Did you get the message?
Kanna: Yeah.
Riku: Is that good for you?
Kanna: Of course! Pick me up around 6:45!
Riku: Ok, bye!
Kanna hangs up her phone
Vash: *Barges in to the cafe'* HEY, KANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
  ; Kanna: What?
Vash: Prepare to feel jealous! I just finished TPing Ganondorf's house!
Kanna: You...YOU DID!?! Thats so awesome! But, wait....Why didn't you invite ME!?!
Vash sweatdrops.
Cartman *Yes, from South Park.*: Haha...No kitty, my pot pie! NO KITTY, MY POT PIE!! If I had a wife, I would tell her to fix me some pie!
Kanna: *Slaps Cartman upside the head* You're such a sexist, Cartman, You BAKA!!!
Cartman: Eh?
Mr. Garison: Cartman? Did you just say the F-Word?
Cartman: What Jew...?
Kanna: NO!! Hes talking about fuck, you can't say fuck around here you know you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garison: Cartman, how would you like to see the counselor?
&nb sp; Cartman: What? How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garison: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!
Cartman: *Pulls down microphone that is connected to a P.A. system connected to the entire town radios* I SAID, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARISON!?!
&nb sp; Kanna: *Stares in horror* Holy shit....
& nbsp; THE END!!!