Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ tales from the ring ❯ But I don’t know how to use a sword.... ( Chapter 5 )
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By: silver kitsune princess 
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Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
hi,i'm bill and i'll bwe filling in for bob who was filling in for bob, the usual summery. good to meet you.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Pages: 7 | Words: 4.0K | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: We still can’t find a disclaimer guy, so bear with us for the
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Chapter 5: But I don’t know how to use a sword....
Soon the girls were not acting demonic and could be approached, so they
came to them and had a nice little conversation about a problem some of
them had.
You should know all of that was either completely untrue or
understatement.
Mia was ‘sparring’ with Aragorn for some reason, probably just to take
out the frustration this stressful situation had caused on something that
would fight back and spew blood.
So everyone was still a little ouchy from the council. More than a
little. Times that by two. Then add it’s cubed form. Then times it by
it’s cubed form. Then add the entire population of Japan times two.
Then the entire population of Middle Earth times five. Then that’s about
how mad everyone still was.
And if someone didn’t step in soon Aragorn would become even more of a
bloody pulp than he already was.
But you see, here was the main problem that they were coming to them
about.
Very few of them knew how to use any conventional weapon, especially one
of this time period.
This excluded Bakura, Marik, and Malik. They were well versed in that
area, so didn’t bother coming with the people to their doomsday.
Do you find it strange that Seto wouldn’t know anything about how to use
a sword after living with Mia and Mira?
Well, anywho, it was common knowledge that Ryou would not be harmed or
ignored or really anything but praised by Mia and Isis, so the mob chose
him a their ambassador.
Poor Ryou. Everything happens to him, don’t it?
Don’t worry. Ryou was not hurt in the making of this whatever-it-is.
But can you imagine how that must have felt having to ask the insane
people to teach them how to fight? Especially after their earlier
actions at the council. Just know if they were not bloodthirsty at the
moment that they would be repenting and sobbing and yelling how sorry
they were for the emotional trauma they may have caused but probably
didn’t because Ryou knows them too well to be afraid of them. But, well,
you don’t have to worry about that reaction if you think it would be
funny.
“Uh, Mia? Could you please stop beating the man to a pulp? I need to
speak with you and Isis for a moment.”
Then Mia kinda snapped. Not in the bad way. It the must repent sort of
way that could eventually turn into the bad way.
“I’M SO SORRY RYOU!!!!!!!!! I MUST REPENT FOR HOW I ACTED IN FRONT YOU
AT THE COUNCIL!!!!!” She was now groveling on the ground at Ryou’s feet.
“PLEASE FORGIVE ME MASTER, AS I CANNOT CONTROL MY
BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!! MUST REPENT!!!!! RYOU
WOULDN’T HARM ANYONE!!! HE’S TOO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTER, I AM NOT
WORTHY OF YOUR GREAT MERCY!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE
SINNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!! PLEASE DON’T GO!!!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!
ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!”
But you see, Ryou really couldn’t hear any of this because Isis....
let’s just say had his attention. The moment Mia had started groveling
she had latched onto Ryou’s arm and started bawling making about the same
point Mia was. So between the two, if Ryou didn’t have ear plugs, he
would now be deaf. But luckily he does have ear plugs and didn’t suffer
similar fates of the poor elves and their poor perfect hearing. But by
now he had tried to back away, and subsequently dragged Isis and now Mia
along with him and basically switched places somehow with Seto, who was
now freaked out and scared for his life. But you know he should be.
Because Massacre starts with a ‘W’.
What? YOU’RE ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE I LOST MY MIND!!!! WHAT PART OF
‘IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE WHAT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ DO YOU NOT
UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Well, I’ll show you I’m still minutely..... whatever.
“WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHERE’S RYOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? THEY DID SOMETHING TO HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
And that was the beginning of the massacre. See? I told you it started
with a ‘w’.
So you see, Mia and Isis started destroying everything looking for Ryou
and whoever did something to him. They didn’t know who it was on this
occasion, but they used this time to catch up on their List of People to
Be Maimed For Breaking Rule # 1.
Let’s see.
The Pharaoh for hurting Ryou continuously during the Battle City
Tournament. They were too numerous to count, but they did anyway, and
they had about a zillion little tally marks next to the Pharaoh’s name,
then THE PHARAOH MUST DIE!!!! Scribbled all over the parchment(yes,
parchment) they used for the list.
Seto because he started the Bad-for-Ryou’s-health tournament.
Then Ishizu for telling Seto to start the bad-for-Ryou’s-health
tournament. But she wasn’t there so they couldn’t do anything at the
moment about her.
The list went on to say just about everyone did something that broke
Rule #1, so just about everybody was sufficiently maimed.
So Ryou stood virtually alone in the middle of what had once been the
practice field, covering his head with his hands and waiting patiently
for the girls to finish bringing about the Apocalypse so he could again
ask the question that they had been trying to ask since they got here.
And finally the dust settled and the place really wasn’t in as bad of
shape as it could have been. But we’ll not go into that.
But you see, the whole purpose of this was now an either an unconscious
or dead bloody mess on the floor. Ryou himself did not intend to fight.
That’s what fangirls were for really, and Bakura was helpful with that,
so there was no reason for our favorite innocent pure and angelic little
bishie to do anything but hide behind Bakura and hope that Mia and Isis
didn’t screw something up in a way that would be bad for them. It would
be so sad to have Ryou be forced to use a sword! POOR RYOU!!!! Then he
might become all like Kenshin which really isn’t that bad but Kenshin is
Kenshin and therefore not Ryou and if Ryou were anyone other than Ryou he
wouldn’t be Ryou anymore and a world without Ryou would be so sad and
depressing and, well actually it wouldn’t be there. Mia and Isis would
have destroyed it a long time ago. See now why Ryou is so important and
must stay as Ryou? Good.
So he went to go make himself a sandwich. People who are maimed by Mia
and Isis have a way of reviving themselves. Because without the people
that were maimed they would have no one to maim and go all psycho and
insane and maim everything until they realized there was nothing more to
be maimed because they had already maimed it.
Not much time had passed before the people had somehow revived
themselves, and the girls were feeling a lot better after the major
blowup. Unfortunately the major blowup had woken up Mira, who was
finally getting some sleep for the first time in.... however long they’d
been their plus about 36 hours before that.... so let’s just say a long
time. Holy Ra that had to be about *counts on fingers* 36 hours before
arrival, evening of arrival, 4 days for Frodo’s recovery, day of weird
party for Frodo, and now today what with the being angry and all. Two,
six, EIGHT DAYS!!!! Don’t people get sick and die from that kind of
stuff? Guess not. Meh. But after an eight day period of staying awake
and playing video games, harassing elves, scaring people, and doing all
those other wonderful things an assassin does, you might not want to wake
said person up from a nap. That might have lasted *again counting
fingers* forever. But who cares.
Let’s just get this straight. When you wake people like Mira up, your
crazy. She’s someone who can stay up for hours forever until they feel
like sleep might just be necessary then they sleep like a rock and not
even a nuclear blast can wake them up unless you are terribly unlucky,
which SOME PEOPLE we know are. Or they might just be so insane that it
can’t be helped. You never know. But anyway, she woke up.
Has anyone read To Kill A Mockingbird? Do you remember the description
of Boo Radley? Do you wish you didn’t? Well, TO BAD!!! Chic version of
Boo. Except for the scar. That’s about right. Can you spell doomsday?
Everyone was hanging out in the kitchen, eating because that’s what
kitchens are for.
Mostly they were talking about something that was completely irrelevant,
or just staring at the people having the completely irrelevant
conversation. It was mostly Mia and Isis arguing wether two plus two or
two plus three equals fish. Eventually Yumi joined in the conversation
saying that two plus two was cheesecake and two plus three was bacon.
Kyo just stared rather like this: O_O;;
Bakura, Marik, and Malik were eating and not paying attention to the
insane people. Not that it’s that hard.
Isa and Y.Yumi stared at them, wondering how these people were supposed
to be their reincarnations. They were way to stupid.
Ryou and Mokuba just shook their heads for they knew there was no way to
save the poor lunatics.
But that’s about when Mira came in. No one really noticed her, though,
as she stomped past, taking a glass out of one of the many cupboards, and
filling it with.... something that might have been alcoholic, chugged it,
and poured another. She was halfway though drinking it when...
“HEY MIRA!!” Mia said. “Doesn’t two plus three equal fish? They keep
try-” she stopped. “Uh-oh,” she said, shrinking away.
Mira squeezed the glass so hard it shattered. She turned around, and
her eyes were all red and demonic-like(A/N That might have just been lack
of sleep, but you never know) and the background was all fiery.
“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WAKE ME
UP WHEN I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF PAYING OFF THE SLEEP DEBT?!?!?! YOU HAVE
SOME SERIOUS ISSUES AND I SWEAR I WOULD KILL YOU IF I DIDN’T HAVE THE
WORST FRICKIN’ HEADACHE IN THE FRICKIN’ WORLD!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN
FRICKIN’ CARE THAT EVERYONE IS PROBABLY FRICKIN’ SERIOUSLY FRICKIN’
MAIMED BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOW THERE’S NO FRICKIN’ ONE TO FRICKIN’ TEACH
THE FRICKIN’ PEOPLE WHO FRICKIN’ DON’T KNOW HOW TO FRICKIN’
FIGHT?!?!?!?!?! I DON’T FRICKIN’ WANT TO FRICKIN’ HAVE TO FRICKIN’ WATCH
OUT FOR THEIR FRICKIN’ SORRY ASSES UNTIL WE FRICKIN’ GET TO THAT
FRICKIN’ PLACE WITH THE FRICKIN’ WEIRD SINGY PEOPLE AND MAYBE FRICKIN’
LONGER WITH OUR FRICKIN’ LUCK WHICH HASN’T BEEN VERY FRICKIN’ GOOD OR
ELSE WE FRICKIN’ WOULDN’T BE HERE IN THIS FRICKIN’ RA FORSAKEN
PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HAD BETTER FRICKIN’ MURDER YOU
BEFORE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU BECAUSE THERE’S NOWHERE TO FRICKIN’ RUN
NOW!!!! I WILL FRICKIN’ RIP YOU FRICKIN’ APART UNTIL YOU FRICKIN’ BECOME
SOMETHING THAT FRICKIN’ SLIGHTLY FRICKIN’ RESEMBLES FRICKIN’ WET TISSUE
PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WILL FRICKIN’ FORCE FEED IT
TO ALL OF YOUR FRICKIN’ STRANGE STUFF YOU KEEP IN THAT DAMNED FRICKIN’
HOUSE OF YOURS!!!!!! NOW FRICKIN’ SHUT UP AND STAY RIGHT FRICKIN’
THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&rdq uo;
It wasn’t like Mia could do much of anything. The force of Mira’s voice
had sent her sprawled against the wall, and eventually she was in a
Mia-shaped hole a few rooms away.
Mira stomped off and would have gone to get something extremely
torturous and painful, but the still had that sleep debt that needed to
be paid off badly. She stomped over to the door, and stopped. No one
really knew why she stopped until Isa spent several seconds snapping her
fingers in Mira’s face. They came to the conclusion that she had fallen
asleep with her eyes open and standing. Which is kinda freaky. But so
is Mira.
But you really don’t have to worry about a sleep deprived assassin
unless they sleep walk and kill, which I’m pretty sure Mira doesn’t.
The people were starting to wake up now that had been maimed, and the
place looked like the realm of the living dead. Complete with missing
limbs and all. Zombie invader gaming has gotten to my head..
But not really. They were just kinda pissed at Mia and Isis for
wrecking everything. But not enough to go after them before they went
looking for the painkillers(A/N Painkiller’s in Middle Earth?) and once
they got them they must have forgot that they had wanted to kill some
people earlier. So by the next hour everything was as it should have
been.
Mia and Isis were still kicking everyone’s butts at weapons and stuff.
Yugi, Yami, Yumi, and Y.Yumi were still making people think they had
vision problems.
Seto was still pissing people off.
Joey was still eating everything.
Tristan was still getting slapped.
Bakura was still stealing stuff.
Marik and Malik were still trying to find mindslaves.
Kyo, Kyi, and Isa were still asking stupid questions.
And poor Ryou and Mokuba were left with the tasks of making excuses.
Tea wasn’t there so couldn’t be thrown off cliffs.
See? Everything was normal.
Wait. Someone’s missing.
Oh yeah. Mira wasn’t asleep anymore.
Well, we’re not caring about her right now. She had probably crawled
under a rock somewhere so she could get some sleep. Or keep from having
to teach anyone. Sensei was no appealing name for her. Mia would
personally make sure she never heard the end of it.
Where are all the LotR characters is the real question. So we’ll put
them in now.
Aragorn was still the jello-like substance in a jar somewhere... That
might not be a good thing... jello and jelly are similar
substances.....*GASP* ARAGORN COULD BE EATEN!!! Meh.
So Aragorn will be missing.
“I’m bored.”
“Me too.”
“I’m gonna prank call Mira.”
O__o “That’s.... interesting.”
/*Phone ringing*/
//Hello?//
/Hi, is your refrigerator running?/
//Mia, you do realize that this is not a phone line.//
/It isn’t? What if it was? What if I was a telemarketer? What if YOU
were a telemarketer? What if Seto was a telemarketer? What if the
Pharaoh was a telemarketer? What if Seto was a psychologist? What if
~I~ was a psychologist? How many times a day do you get homicidal urges?
How many times a day do you act on those urges? What does the word
‘lemon’ make you think about? How does that make you FEEL?/
//O_O .....uh..... No?//
/Thank you! *click*/
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To the outside with reality.
After Mia stood there an hour, Isis figured she had gotten locked into
her soulroom, and so left.
And Mia was still standing there another hour later.
When Legolas passed by.
He didn’t notice her at first. But when he did he braced himself for the
attack.
Which didn’t come.
She stood there.
Blankly.
He waved his hand in her face.
No reaction.
Snapped his fingers in her face.
Nothing.
He decided she had serious issues and needed to talk to someone about
them.
Poor Elf. A little slow.
Poor Elf. Mia woke up.
“LEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELFELFELFELFELFELFELFELFELFE LFELF!!!!!” she shouted, and glomped him.
Poor Elf. Let us cry for him and his terrible fate. Beauty truly is
such a curse(to those who have it). Let’s face it, if Legolas were ugly
he could go about his life normally and wouldn’t be attacked by rabid
fangirls or have his soul stolen in order for someone to take over the
world... let’s pretend I didn’t say that.
It is uncertain wether Mia’s interest in Legolas sparked her interest in
Celtic Guardian or if it was the other way around... but by the end of
the day she was dragging both around by the ears. Painful, one would
imagine.
“Ok, Bakura! Guess which one’s Legolas and which one’s the Celtic
Guardian!”
Bakura glared at Mia and her two hostages. “Hmm... let me think here,
it’s soooo hard to decide. They both look like fruity elves to me.” And
with that, he walked off.
“Ok... Let’s go find someone else!” Mia yelled, dragging Legolas and
the Celtic Guardian away.
Both elves were bound and gagged, not so much for restraint, but so the
wouldn’t try to chew off their own arms to get away.
The whole place was deserted almost and everyone she ran into was headed
for the courtyard thing that looked oddly familiar...
“...Just get going. She can catch up. She’s not that dumb... well,
maybe she is, but she’ll find her way...”
“WE’RE LEAVING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” But she got slammed
in the head with a baseball bat so couldn’t finish her mindless rambling.
And finally, after five chapters, we leave Imladris.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
isis:[sushi song] sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi...
all else:O_o
isis:appericiation misssion, lets og eat sushi or something!
all else:@_@
isis: read and review please, uh, i mean pwease^_____________^
all else:X_x
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Chapter 5: But I don’t know how to use a sword....
Soon the girls were not acting demonic and could be approached, so they
came to them and had a nice little conversation about a problem some of
them had.
You should know all of that was either completely untrue or
understatement.
Mia was ‘sparring’ with Aragorn for some reason, probably just to take
out the frustration this stressful situation had caused on something that
would fight back and spew blood.
So everyone was still a little ouchy from the council. More than a
little. Times that by two. Then add it’s cubed form. Then times it by
it’s cubed form. Then add the entire population of Japan times two.
Then the entire population of Middle Earth times five. Then that’s about
how mad everyone still was.
And if someone didn’t step in soon Aragorn would become even more of a
bloody pulp than he already was.
But you see, here was the main problem that they were coming to them
about.
Very few of them knew how to use any conventional weapon, especially one
of this time period.
This excluded Bakura, Marik, and Malik. They were well versed in that
area, so didn’t bother coming with the people to their doomsday.
Do you find it strange that Seto wouldn’t know anything about how to use
a sword after living with Mia and Mira?
Well, anywho, it was common knowledge that Ryou would not be harmed or
ignored or really anything but praised by Mia and Isis, so the mob chose
him a their ambassador.
Poor Ryou. Everything happens to him, don’t it?
Don’t worry. Ryou was not hurt in the making of this whatever-it-is.
But can you imagine how that must have felt having to ask the insane
people to teach them how to fight? Especially after their earlier
actions at the council. Just know if they were not bloodthirsty at the
moment that they would be repenting and sobbing and yelling how sorry
they were for the emotional trauma they may have caused but probably
didn’t because Ryou knows them too well to be afraid of them. But, well,
you don’t have to worry about that reaction if you think it would be
funny.
“Uh, Mia? Could you please stop beating the man to a pulp? I need to
speak with you and Isis for a moment.”
Then Mia kinda snapped. Not in the bad way. It the must repent sort of
way that could eventually turn into the bad way.
“I’M SO SORRY RYOU!!!!!!!!! I MUST REPENT FOR HOW I ACTED IN FRONT YOU
AT THE COUNCIL!!!!!” She was now groveling on the ground at Ryou’s feet.
“PLEASE FORGIVE ME MASTER, AS I CANNOT CONTROL MY
BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!!!!!!! MUST REPENT!!!!! RYOU
WOULDN’T HARM ANYONE!!! HE’S TOO NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTER, I AM NOT
WORTHY OF YOUR GREAT MERCY!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE
SINNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!! PLEASE DON’T GO!!!!! I’LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!
ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!”
But you see, Ryou really couldn’t hear any of this because Isis....
let’s just say had his attention. The moment Mia had started groveling
she had latched onto Ryou’s arm and started bawling making about the same
point Mia was. So between the two, if Ryou didn’t have ear plugs, he
would now be deaf. But luckily he does have ear plugs and didn’t suffer
similar fates of the poor elves and their poor perfect hearing. But by
now he had tried to back away, and subsequently dragged Isis and now Mia
along with him and basically switched places somehow with Seto, who was
now freaked out and scared for his life. But you know he should be.
Because Massacre starts with a ‘W’.
What? YOU’RE ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE I LOST MY MIND!!!! WHAT PART OF
‘IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOSE WHAT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ DO YOU NOT
UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!
Well, I’ll show you I’m still minutely..... whatever.
“WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHERE’S RYOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!? THEY DID SOMETHING TO HIM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
“WHERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”
And that was the beginning of the massacre. See? I told you it started
with a ‘w’.
So you see, Mia and Isis started destroying everything looking for Ryou
and whoever did something to him. They didn’t know who it was on this
occasion, but they used this time to catch up on their List of People to
Be Maimed For Breaking Rule # 1.
Let’s see.
The Pharaoh for hurting Ryou continuously during the Battle City
Tournament. They were too numerous to count, but they did anyway, and
they had about a zillion little tally marks next to the Pharaoh’s name,
then THE PHARAOH MUST DIE!!!! Scribbled all over the parchment(yes,
parchment) they used for the list.
Seto because he started the Bad-for-Ryou’s-health tournament.
Then Ishizu for telling Seto to start the bad-for-Ryou’s-health
tournament. But she wasn’t there so they couldn’t do anything at the
moment about her.
The list went on to say just about everyone did something that broke
Rule #1, so just about everybody was sufficiently maimed.
So Ryou stood virtually alone in the middle of what had once been the
practice field, covering his head with his hands and waiting patiently
for the girls to finish bringing about the Apocalypse so he could again
ask the question that they had been trying to ask since they got here.
And finally the dust settled and the place really wasn’t in as bad of
shape as it could have been. But we’ll not go into that.
But you see, the whole purpose of this was now an either an unconscious
or dead bloody mess on the floor. Ryou himself did not intend to fight.
That’s what fangirls were for really, and Bakura was helpful with that,
so there was no reason for our favorite innocent pure and angelic little
bishie to do anything but hide behind Bakura and hope that Mia and Isis
didn’t screw something up in a way that would be bad for them. It would
be so sad to have Ryou be forced to use a sword! POOR RYOU!!!! Then he
might become all like Kenshin which really isn’t that bad but Kenshin is
Kenshin and therefore not Ryou and if Ryou were anyone other than Ryou he
wouldn’t be Ryou anymore and a world without Ryou would be so sad and
depressing and, well actually it wouldn’t be there. Mia and Isis would
have destroyed it a long time ago. See now why Ryou is so important and
must stay as Ryou? Good.
So he went to go make himself a sandwich. People who are maimed by Mia
and Isis have a way of reviving themselves. Because without the people
that were maimed they would have no one to maim and go all psycho and
insane and maim everything until they realized there was nothing more to
be maimed because they had already maimed it.
Not much time had passed before the people had somehow revived
themselves, and the girls were feeling a lot better after the major
blowup. Unfortunately the major blowup had woken up Mira, who was
finally getting some sleep for the first time in.... however long they’d
been their plus about 36 hours before that.... so let’s just say a long
time. Holy Ra that had to be about *counts on fingers* 36 hours before
arrival, evening of arrival, 4 days for Frodo’s recovery, day of weird
party for Frodo, and now today what with the being angry and all. Two,
six, EIGHT DAYS!!!! Don’t people get sick and die from that kind of
stuff? Guess not. Meh. But after an eight day period of staying awake
and playing video games, harassing elves, scaring people, and doing all
those other wonderful things an assassin does, you might not want to wake
said person up from a nap. That might have lasted *again counting
fingers* forever. But who cares.
Let’s just get this straight. When you wake people like Mira up, your
crazy. She’s someone who can stay up for hours forever until they feel
like sleep might just be necessary then they sleep like a rock and not
even a nuclear blast can wake them up unless you are terribly unlucky,
which SOME PEOPLE we know are. Or they might just be so insane that it
can’t be helped. You never know. But anyway, she woke up.
Has anyone read To Kill A Mockingbird? Do you remember the description
of Boo Radley? Do you wish you didn’t? Well, TO BAD!!! Chic version of
Boo. Except for the scar. That’s about right. Can you spell doomsday?
Everyone was hanging out in the kitchen, eating because that’s what
kitchens are for.
Mostly they were talking about something that was completely irrelevant,
or just staring at the people having the completely irrelevant
conversation. It was mostly Mia and Isis arguing wether two plus two or
two plus three equals fish. Eventually Yumi joined in the conversation
saying that two plus two was cheesecake and two plus three was bacon.
Kyo just stared rather like this: O_O;;
Bakura, Marik, and Malik were eating and not paying attention to the
insane people. Not that it’s that hard.
Isa and Y.Yumi stared at them, wondering how these people were supposed
to be their reincarnations. They were way to stupid.
Ryou and Mokuba just shook their heads for they knew there was no way to
save the poor lunatics.
But that’s about when Mira came in. No one really noticed her, though,
as she stomped past, taking a glass out of one of the many cupboards, and
filling it with.... something that might have been alcoholic, chugged it,
and poured another. She was halfway though drinking it when...
“HEY MIRA!!” Mia said. “Doesn’t two plus three equal fish? They keep
try-” she stopped. “Uh-oh,” she said, shrinking away.
Mira squeezed the glass so hard it shattered. She turned around, and
her eyes were all red and demonic-like(A/N That might have just been lack
of sleep, but you never know) and the background was all fiery.
“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?! DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO WAKE ME
UP WHEN I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF PAYING OFF THE SLEEP DEBT?!?!?! YOU HAVE
SOME SERIOUS ISSUES AND I SWEAR I WOULD KILL YOU IF I DIDN’T HAVE THE
WORST FRICKIN’ HEADACHE IN THE FRICKIN’ WORLD!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN
FRICKIN’ CARE THAT EVERYONE IS PROBABLY FRICKIN’ SERIOUSLY FRICKIN’
MAIMED BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOW THERE’S NO FRICKIN’ ONE TO FRICKIN’ TEACH
THE FRICKIN’ PEOPLE WHO FRICKIN’ DON’T KNOW HOW TO FRICKIN’
FIGHT?!?!?!?!?! I DON’T FRICKIN’ WANT TO FRICKIN’ HAVE TO FRICKIN’ WATCH
OUT FOR THEIR FRICKIN’ SORRY ASSES UNTIL WE FRICKIN’ GET TO THAT
FRICKIN’ PLACE WITH THE FRICKIN’ WEIRD SINGY PEOPLE AND MAYBE FRICKIN’
LONGER WITH OUR FRICKIN’ LUCK WHICH HASN’T BEEN VERY FRICKIN’ GOOD OR
ELSE WE FRICKIN’ WOULDN’T BE HERE IN THIS FRICKIN’ RA FORSAKEN
PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY HAD BETTER FRICKIN’ MURDER YOU
BEFORE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU BECAUSE THERE’S NOWHERE TO FRICKIN’ RUN
NOW!!!! I WILL FRICKIN’ RIP YOU FRICKIN’ APART UNTIL YOU FRICKIN’ BECOME
SOMETHING THAT FRICKIN’ SLIGHTLY FRICKIN’ RESEMBLES FRICKIN’ WET TISSUE
PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WILL FRICKIN’ FORCE FEED IT
TO ALL OF YOUR FRICKIN’ STRANGE STUFF YOU KEEP IN THAT DAMNED FRICKIN’
HOUSE OF YOURS!!!!!! NOW FRICKIN’ SHUT UP AND STAY RIGHT FRICKIN’
THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&rdq uo;
It wasn’t like Mia could do much of anything. The force of Mira’s voice
had sent her sprawled against the wall, and eventually she was in a
Mia-shaped hole a few rooms away.
Mira stomped off and would have gone to get something extremely
torturous and painful, but the still had that sleep debt that needed to
be paid off badly. She stomped over to the door, and stopped. No one
really knew why she stopped until Isa spent several seconds snapping her
fingers in Mira’s face. They came to the conclusion that she had fallen
asleep with her eyes open and standing. Which is kinda freaky. But so
is Mira.
But you really don’t have to worry about a sleep deprived assassin
unless they sleep walk and kill, which I’m pretty sure Mira doesn’t.
The people were starting to wake up now that had been maimed, and the
place looked like the realm of the living dead. Complete with missing
limbs and all. Zombie invader gaming has gotten to my head..
But not really. They were just kinda pissed at Mia and Isis for
wrecking everything. But not enough to go after them before they went
looking for the painkillers(A/N Painkiller’s in Middle Earth?) and once
they got them they must have forgot that they had wanted to kill some
people earlier. So by the next hour everything was as it should have
been.
Mia and Isis were still kicking everyone’s butts at weapons and stuff.
Yugi, Yami, Yumi, and Y.Yumi were still making people think they had
vision problems.
Seto was still pissing people off.
Joey was still eating everything.
Tristan was still getting slapped.
Bakura was still stealing stuff.
Marik and Malik were still trying to find mindslaves.
Kyo, Kyi, and Isa were still asking stupid questions.
And poor Ryou and Mokuba were left with the tasks of making excuses.
Tea wasn’t there so couldn’t be thrown off cliffs.
See? Everything was normal.
Wait. Someone’s missing.
Oh yeah. Mira wasn’t asleep anymore.
Well, we’re not caring about her right now. She had probably crawled
under a rock somewhere so she could get some sleep. Or keep from having
to teach anyone. Sensei was no appealing name for her. Mia would
personally make sure she never heard the end of it.
Where are all the LotR characters is the real question. So we’ll put
them in now.
Aragorn was still the jello-like substance in a jar somewhere... That
might not be a good thing... jello and jelly are similar
substances.....*GASP* ARAGORN COULD BE EATEN!!! Meh.
So Aragorn will be missing.
“I’m bored.”
“Me too.”
“I’m gonna prank call Mira.”
O__o “That’s.... interesting.”
/*Phone ringing*/
//Hello?//
/Hi, is your refrigerator running?/
//Mia, you do realize that this is not a phone line.//
/It isn’t? What if it was? What if I was a telemarketer? What if YOU
were a telemarketer? What if Seto was a telemarketer? What if the
Pharaoh was a telemarketer? What if Seto was a psychologist? What if
~I~ was a psychologist? How many times a day do you get homicidal urges?
How many times a day do you act on those urges? What does the word
‘lemon’ make you think about? How does that make you FEEL?/
//O_O .....uh..... No?//
/Thank you! *click*/
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To the outside with reality.
After Mia stood there an hour, Isis figured she had gotten locked into
her soulroom, and so left.
And Mia was still standing there another hour later.
When Legolas passed by.
He didn’t notice her at first. But when he did he braced himself for the
attack.
Which didn’t come.
She stood there.
Blankly.
He waved his hand in her face.
No reaction.
Snapped his fingers in her face.
Nothing.
He decided she had serious issues and needed to talk to someone about
them.
Poor Elf. A little slow.
Poor Elf. Mia woke up.
“LEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ELFELFELFELFELFELFELFELFELFE LFELF!!!!!” she shouted, and glomped him.
Poor Elf. Let us cry for him and his terrible fate. Beauty truly is
such a curse(to those who have it). Let’s face it, if Legolas were ugly
he could go about his life normally and wouldn’t be attacked by rabid
fangirls or have his soul stolen in order for someone to take over the
world... let’s pretend I didn’t say that.
It is uncertain wether Mia’s interest in Legolas sparked her interest in
Celtic Guardian or if it was the other way around... but by the end of
the day she was dragging both around by the ears. Painful, one would
imagine.
“Ok, Bakura! Guess which one’s Legolas and which one’s the Celtic
Guardian!”
Bakura glared at Mia and her two hostages. “Hmm... let me think here,
it’s soooo hard to decide. They both look like fruity elves to me.” And
with that, he walked off.
“Ok... Let’s go find someone else!” Mia yelled, dragging Legolas and
the Celtic Guardian away.
Both elves were bound and gagged, not so much for restraint, but so the
wouldn’t try to chew off their own arms to get away.
The whole place was deserted almost and everyone she ran into was headed
for the courtyard thing that looked oddly familiar...
“...Just get going. She can catch up. She’s not that dumb... well,
maybe she is, but she’ll find her way...”
“WE’RE LEAVING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-” But she got slammed
in the head with a baseball bat so couldn’t finish her mindless rambling.
And finally, after five chapters, we leave Imladris.
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isis:[sushi song] sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi sushi...
all else:O_o
isis:appericiation misssion, lets og eat sushi or something!
all else:@_@
isis: read and review please, uh, i mean pwease^_____________^
all else:X_x