Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei's Delima (A Yu Yu Hakusho, Banjo Kazooie Crossover!!!) ❯ Prolouge, Part One ( Chapter 1 )

Hiei's Dilema

Prologue, Part One

I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho Or Banjo Kazooie. Because if I did i'd be making this fic into an actual episode, instead of just typing it!

Kuwabara: "SPIRIT SWORD!!!" Kuwabara formed his Spirit Sword out of his hands and started to swing it around as hard as he could. He did a number of various slashes and then he extended his Spirit Sword. "SPIRIT SWORD, GET LONGER!!!" At his command ,the sword extended, 4x it's normal length. Kuwabara then spotted a live carrot bouncing about. It was orange and had large, white eyeballs with black pupils. Kuwbara smirked and went into a fighting stance. "EAT THIS CARROT FACE!!!" Kuwabara then jumped and sliced the carrot in two. "Got'cha!" Kuwabara turned around with a misplaced grimace on his face. He walked a couple feet to see a flying cabbage and a bouncing onion a few more yards in front of him. "Let's see....What did Kurama and Hiei say about taking out opponents this distance?" Kuwabara sat down on the ground and thought about it for a second. He muttered some things under his breath for a while until the obvious hit him in the head. Or at least, something hit him. "OW! Wha? A beer can? Whad da....."

Yusuke: "Sorry about that Kuwabara, I was just seeing if you were dead or not."

"WHAT? IT WAS YOU URAMESHI? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?? COUDN'T YOU SEE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME SERIOUS TRAiNING?!?!?"

"More like serious snozzing if you ask me."

"O_O Oh....Well....umm....HEY! I WASN'T SNOZZING! I WAS THINKING!!!"

"O_O_O Ooohhhh........Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight."

"Tuh! Well I was!!!"

"Suuuuure, I believe you."

"Dowah.....DARN IT URAMESHI! IF YOU WANTA PICK A FIGHT WITH ME JUST SAY SO!!!"

"Nah." Yusuke replied, cleaning out his right ear with his finger. "You ain't worth the second."

"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! SPIRIT SWORD GET MUCH LONGER!!!"

Spirit Sword: ????

Kuwabara: (Anime Falls) "FINE THEN! SPIRIT SWORD GET LONGER!!!!"

Spirit Sword: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

"WHA........"

Yusuke: "HAHAHAH! LOOKS LIKE YOUR "ALMIGHTY SPIRIT SWORD'S" TAKING A BREAK FROM IDIOCITY TRAINING!!"

"Grr.....THAT'S IT!!!" Kuwabara roared, charging at Yusuke.

"Okay then, why not? It's been a while since i've rammed your face into the ground!!"

Yukina: "Why hey there guys!!!" Yukina said cheerfully. Kuwabara then stopped mid punch, inches away from Yusukes face.

Kuwabara and Yusuke: (Blink:Blink) "Oh, uh. Hey Yukina."

Kuwabara then left midair and ran over to Yukina and holds her hands.

"Yukina....Oh Yukina.......Yusuke's been bad and injured The Great Kazuma. Could you please use some of your magical healing powers to help? Please?"

Yusuke: "OH COME ON! I BARLY EVEN TOUCHED HIM!!!!!"

Yukina: "Sorry. But I don't have time right now."

K&Y: "HUH?" (Kuwabara and Yusuke)

"Originally ,I came because Hiei-kun said he would take me on one of those "Adventures" things you humans seem to like so much."

Yusuke: "Really? Is that so?"

Kuwabara: "Uh..."

Yukina: "Oh dear...I forget. Um which way was it again?"

Y&K: "Thata way." Yusuke and Kuwabara pointed Northwest.

Yukina: "Okay, thanks!" She said with glee, then went off to Hiei's tree.

**********Meanwhile, At the freaky looking witch place that overlooked the area.

(Just a quick thing. I'm not a very good rhymer. I'll try but don't be dissapointed by my inept rhyming.)

Gruntilda: "Dingpot, dingpot, on the.....err ground. Try me why I should be proud!"

Dingpot: "For the 9th time Grunty, You are the prettiest witch of all."

"Go on, I must hear more! I must be further, floored!"

"Well..then again this is this girl...."

"EH? You lie! No one's prettier than I!" Grunty snorted. Picking a booger out of her nose and flung it at the wall. *Sqoosh*

"It is little Yukina from Makiena." (^_^ lol. This is actully kinda fun! Get it? Yukina? Makiena? ) The dingpot showed a picture of Yukina, running towards Hiei's tree, Laughing, skipping and smiling.

Grunty: "Eeye!" Grunty jumped back. "LITLLE YUKINA FROM MAKIENA?? GOWAH??? THIS CAN NOT BE! THERE IS NO ONE PRETTIER THAN ME!!!!!!!"

"Well apparently there is, Now I need to take a whiz."

"You do that! I'm off to fly and attack!" (Yay! I've finally reached my crudiest rhyme yet! Yay for me!!!!!)

And so Gruntilda (A.K.A Grunty) Turned around, grabed her broomstick and flew out the door.

Meanwhile:

Hiei was asleep in his tree. Sitting up on the branch. Back against the tree's bark, with that usual kaiwaii look on his face. He resembled a child so well in his sleep, His chest, slightly bobbing up and down as he breathed in and out. (GET YOUR MINDS OUTTTA THE GUTTA NOW!!! HEY! I MADE A GOOD RHYME! !!). He had a small lined expression on his face. You could tell he was sleeping quite well. (O_O DID I RHYME THERE TOO? I SWEAR, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!)

Yukina: "HEY! Hiei-kun!"

Hiei: "Uh......umm......" Hiei then blinked a couple times and yawned. (Hiei yawning? KAIWAII!!!! What? Okay i'll leave you alone now.....But I can't help it! Can you blame me? Just skip over my nonsense if it's that irritating! Gosh!) He turned his head to face his sister who was waving her arms and laughing happily. Hiei smiled. It made him so happy to see his sister so carefree. See, the only ones who didn't know about Hiei's relationship with Yukina was, Keiko (Or Kayko), Kuwabara and obviously Yukina, herself. Everyone told Hiei that he should tell Yukina about it, Seeing as how she has been trying to find her brother for a long time now. Hiei fears greatly that Yukina will reject him as a brother because he has such a bloodbath past. After all let's not forget that Yusuke himself had to arrest Hiei and Hiei was responsible for almost turning Kayko into a demon. Not to mention his kill count is higher than the Empire State Building. His previously stolen items probably pile just as high as well. Of course he's changed but that doesn't matter. He just wants the best for his sister. Who wouldn't?

Hiei stopped smiling and shook his head. He then jumped off the branch. (Just for the record he was wearing his black cloak).

Hiei: "You're late Yuki-chan."

Yukina: "Sorry Hiei-kun. I'd forgotten which way you went so I asked Yusuke-san and Kuwa-chan where you were. There were fighting over something....."

"Hn. Well then let's go."

"Where are we going?"

"Where do you want to go?"

"Um uh uhm." Yukina shruged her shoulders, Hiei smiled and shook his head.

"I think I know somewhere."

"Really? Then let's go!!! Heh heh hah hah!!!" Yukina giggled and took ahold of Hiei's arm she then started to pull him.

"Hhuh, hey!!!"

Later...........

"Yukina, Do you even know where you are going?" Yukina stopped.

"Um actully no I don't........."

"Uh..." *Mushroom sigh* (Hiei sighing with style! Yay!!! That cute!)

"Glad I decided to ask before you got us more lost. Come on."

"NOT SO FAST YOU BLUBBER BASS!"

Yukina and Hiei turned around, An ugly, fat, old witch jumped in front of them.

Yukina: "H-Hiei-kun." Yukina cried, then ducked behind Hiei. Hiei quickly reached for his sword

Hiei: "What bussiness have you witch?"

Gruntilda ignored him and circled to the right to try and get a better look at the girl. But everytime she moved, Hiei moved with her, shielding Yukina from Grunty's hidious gaze.

Yukina cowered, as Hiei moved around in front of her, and Hiei made sure he stayed in front. He wouldn't let any harm come to his only family, his sister. He'd put his life on the line first. Grunty moved to the right a few steps, and Hiei did the same, still in his stance. The circling pattern went on a while untill Grunty finally gave up.

Grunty: "Teh. I see you care about this girl! I can tell by how you move, She is your world. Am I wrong? Or am I right? We will see, I judge by your fright!"

Hiei didn't speak, he remained in his position in front of Yukina, Sword out, Guard up, Rearing to cut her head off at any sudden movements. He'd die before letting this witch have her way with his sister.

Yukina: "Hiei-kun i'm.....Scared......."

Hiei: "Don't worry, You'll be fine."

"Huh?"

"I plan to die before letting this witch have her way."

"Thank you so much."

Grunty: "BLEACH! What are you two? Girlfriend and boyfriend? Doesn't matter, You will meet the same end!!!" Grunty turned her gaze behind Hiei. "Tell me, are you the one they call Yukina?"

Yukina: "Yes....Yes I am but......What do you want with me?" Eight hiroseki (SP???) Stones fell from her eyes.

Hiei: "Err...." Hiei had, had enough! Grunty just made her big mistake, Making his sister cry. If it was one thing it would not tolerate it was someone as putrid as her making his one family bawl! He would cut off three....no four of her fingers, then surround her in fire, then take his fist and pull out her tounge. He would make this witch suffer a most horrible, slow and incredibly painful death for even saying Yukina's name!

Grunty: "SPLENDED! YOU WILL DO JUST FINE! I'LL HAVE YOUR BEAUTY AND YOU'LL HAVE MINE! "

Hiei: "WHAT??? YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!!" And in an instant Hiei dissapeared.

Grunty: "What? Where did he go? I was just-" But before Grunty could finish her rhyme she was in mid air!

Hiei: "YOU'LL PAY WITCH!!!!!" Hiei said and in three less than a second he landed twenty lighting fast blows to her stomach, and from there she slamed into a cliff; There was a huge explosion and debris and gravel that flew every whichway. More tears fell from Yukina's eyes and she ran to Hiei and put her arms around him. Hiei was shocked by the sudden burst of emotion and turned bright red for a moment but quickly fadded.

Yukina: "HIEI-KUN!!!!! I was so scared! (Sniff:Sniff) Yukina cried, then ran into Hiei's arms.

"Y-Yukina..........." Hiei said, then spread out his arms and held Yukina in a firm embrace. Yukina continued to cry, and heroseki stones continued to fall, relentlessly from her eyes.

Hiei: "You can stop crying now Yukina. It's safe."

"O-okay." Yukina replyed, Wiping her eyes of the rest of her tears. Hiei smiled.

"We'd better get going."

"Right." Yukina nodded. And off the two went, on their adventure.

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Just a few things I think you should know.

1. It's not over yet, i'm not spoiling anything.

2. Next update may take a while. (School, 8th grade. Gotta respect your distractions! ^_^)

3. I don't know if or where Kurama, Banjo, or Kazooie are coming in. Infact, I'm not sure i'm adding Kurama at all but i'll try hard to think of where Kurama can come in.

4. Yes, There will be a Mumbo Jumbo.

5. Yes, There will be a contination of this fic later

6. I'm open to all ideas, and flames. (Only lite flames. NO CURSSING!!!)

7. I'll try to update this fic at least once every two weeks on Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Not sure though, I'll update as soon as I can.

Anyway that's all for now!

Oh! And by the way if you like weird yyh crossovers I got another one called "The Idiot And Yokai Xperement) That's and Ed, Edd and Eddy crossover! In it, Hiei is forced to move in the Edds' neighborhood. I guess you can see where that one's going huh? Randomness galore! ^_^