Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ The confused ❯ Sweet sweet snow ( Chapter 7 )

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Botan: Well theres * brings hand to chin * I'd say about 5.

Brit: really how strong did you say they were?

Botan: extremely high for that of a human but im sure they're nothing compared to you guys!

Yusuke: well thanks Botan I kind of guessed as much.

Hiei: hmp pointless

Brit: how is it so pointless?

Hiei: why should I care that Japan is being attacked from stupid humans?

Brit: no clue * shrugs *

Mark: * looks all confused as the 4'10 fire demon walks away * ok seriously who was that?

Brit: do I have to tell you for the millionth time his name is Hiei!

Joey: we still don't know who Hiei is!

Brit: that's your stupid fault!!!!

Mark: I think you like him

Brit: what was your first hint weirdo?

Lisa: I made Britini a cookie shaped like Hiei once
mark: for what?
Joey: ya why?

Lisa: Her birthday.
Brit: and it was decapitated

Lisa: *nods* Poor, poor Hiei.
Brit: then he was threatened the whole day
Yusuke: Okay, I seriously don't get how you could have known all this stuff.

Lisa: doncha watch TV?

Yusuke: we're on TV?
Lisa: Oops... I'm guessing I shouldn't have said that... *buries face in Kurama's shirt*
Kuwabara: ooooooooook
Mark: Is anyone actually following this

Joey: what type of TV do u two watch?
Brit and Lisa: ANIME!!!
Mark: Ana- Ana- an what?
Brit: you 2 are horrible
Lisa: Mark, if you don't know what anime is you seriously have issues
Brit: HEY! Watch whom your talking 2
Lisa: sorry!
Kurama: Ummm... could you let go now?
Brit: look Kurama if your gunna complain she's gunna knock you out...
Brit: im serious
Mark: for once
Lisa: I am never letting go... unless...
Kurama: *gulp* what?
Lisa: Hay!!! *Lets go of Kurama and quickly straps leather collar around his neck* There!
Brit: that better for you now you're an inuyasha
Kurama: Innu-who?
Brit: damn don't you know your own language?
Kurama: Ummm... that's a dog demon... but where does it come into this?
Brit: never mind my logic is too confusing I guess
Lisa: Yes!!! *Holds Kurama's leash proudly*
mark: wait what logic?
Joey: I've learned from experience just smile and nod, smile and nod
Lisa: Now you've got it, buddy!
Mark: right! * Starts smiling *
Brit: before you start nodding hold still * whips out camera *
Lisa: *rolls eyes* not again! *Change of mood* I want ice cream.
Brit: well you have some left don't you?
Lisa: I do? *Looks at half-eaten cone in hand* Now how did I miss that?
Brit: maybe your just forgetful
Lisa: Dude, there's not even a maybe there.
Brit: * nods* heh you're right
Botan: Hey, about that mission...
Lisa: *licking ice cream* what about it?
Yusuke: the mission doesn't concern you guys
Lisa: Well, we say it does!!! We've been watching all your battles! *Goes into fan girl mode* I totally loved the one where Kurama was fighting Touya and he was so smart and hot and it was so cool...
Brit: * joins you in fan girl mode* well I like the one were Yusuke fights Chu cuz in the begging your all like " im awake now what's going on ...oh"
Lisa: *gets starry background* And then there was the one where Hiei fought Yusuke for the first time and he turned all green and eye-bally like...
Brit: ohhhh and you cant forget the second time you guys fought *has starry background 2* fighting shirtless, shirtless fighting
drool*
Lisa: Oh YEAH!!! Oh, and then there was that awesome time where Yusuke was reborn as the ma-zoku and his hair got all long and he was strong... *sees Yusuke, Botan, and Kurama staring at her* Uh, oh... Don't tell me that hasn't happened yet...
Brit: really that hasn't happened? Damn what did we do go back in time and go to Japan?
Mark: im confused
Yusuke: What the h*ck are you talking about?
Joey: join the club
Brit: oh nothing, wait if you haven't been reborn then what did you do to sensui?
Yusuke: Who?
Brit: * huge gasp * you don't know who Sensui is?
Lisa: uh, oh
Brit: *looks at Lisa*
Lisa: What?
Brit: then how come they have a case with these 5 guys?
Lisa: What do you mean?
Brit: man you are impossible Botan just told us there are 5 guys attacking Japan
Lisa: Point?
Brit: omg *holds head* they didn't show this on TV
Kuwabara: My brain hurts...
Lisa: *shocked* Kuwa, you have a brain?
Brit: ha that was funny! And if you do have a brain then doesn't it always hurt?
Yusuke: *bursts out laughing* Ha-ha!!! They got you there, Kuwabara!!!
Brit: oh ya high 5!! *Holds up hand*
Lisa: *slaps Britini's hand*
Brit: you just dropped your ice cream*points at the cone on the ground*
Lisa: MY ICE CREAM!!!! *Scrabbles at floor trying to save the sugary treat*
Brit: to late -_-