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Truth Or Dare Chaos-Zoidian Style!

Boredom and writer's block have taken up my ability to work on Sorrow, my Yu-Gi-Oh fic for a while, so, to get things flowing again, I've decided on writing a Zoids truth or dare fic, since I've read two, but didn't like them too much.

Irvine: I knew this would be a bad idea…

Raven: Baka- Suzaku- priestess- who- wants- to- be- Seiryu- priestess- but- hasn't- written- a- single- FY- fic does not own Zoids, all she has are her Zoid models, her original character Kaze Katana, and her sick fantasies, so don't sue her, or I'll be victim to more Raven x Van fics!!! I swear I don't like him! I like Ryss! ::runs and hides::

On with the fic!

It is difficult to get this to happen, but, somehow, almost every known zoid warrior was together in the same room. How had this happened? After the final defeat of the Deathsaurer, prince Rudolph had thrown a party that just about everyone who had anything to do with the monster's defeat was invited to. The prime minister had insisted Rudolph go to bed at 9:00, but that did not mean the party was over. No, it simply meant the party could take a turn that couldn't be taken when Rudolph could see.

The door swung open, and a lovely young lady with purple hair, blue eyes, and a cute smile, wearing a black tank top and blue jeans sauntered into the huge room the party was taking place in. No one really paid her much notice as a huge group- no one turned and stared at her, but she had plenty conversations with other zoid warriors. She wandered around a bit, and then ran into Van, Irvine, Moonbay, and Fiona. "Hello, miss. I haven't seen you around before!" Van greeted her. Irvine, on the other hand, saw her and jumped up. "Kaze!" he cried out, hugging her. "Irvine! I missed you so much!" the girl called Kaze yelped happily. "Irvine, you think maybe you can introduce us?" Moonbay asked, slightly annoyed. "Oh, sorry! My name is Kaze Katana. Pleased to meet you!" Kaze said hastily. "How do you know Irvine?" Van asked. "Why wouldn't she know me? She's my girlfriend." Irvine said plainly. Just about everyone's jaw dropped at this. "Bu-but how?" Van stammered. Kaze giggled. "Oh, When you guys all separated after the clone Deathsaurer was destroyed, we met up, and, well, we're together!" she explained. Everyone quickly got over the shock.

Kaze sighed. "This is getting boring. The Deathsaurer is gone blah blah blah! Van beat it blah blah blah! We're supposed to be thinking of the future, not Ooh! Van won again!" she said, a bit annoyed. Moonbay nodded. "I know! Hey, why don't we play truth or dare? That always gets the fun going!" she suggested. "Great idea!" Fiona agreed. "OKAY, EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO PLAY TRUTH OR DARE COME OVER HERE!!!!" Kaze yelled. Several people showed up in their little area and Van lead them to an area where there were a lot of unoccupied chairs, couches and floor space.

The group of people playing truth or dare consisted of Kaze, Van, Fiona, Moonbay, Irvine, Raven, the Shubaltz brothers, and Ryss. They all sat down somewhere, and the excitement commenced. "It was your idea, Moonbay, so you start!" Kaze said. "Okay, then. Thomas, truth or dare?" Moonbay said slyly. "For the sake of my dignity, I choose truth!" Thomas announced. "Do you really like Fiona?" Moonbay asked. "Um…well…no…" Thomas managed. "Then who do you like?" Moonbay asked. Thomas turned bright red. "Uh…I like O' Connell…" he confessed. Everyone in the room that heard burst out laughing. O' Connell came over to the area. "Thomas, you feel the same way? I love you!!!" he said, pouncing on Thomas. The two began making out on the floor. Once they ran out of air, O' Connell scampered off to get a hotel reservation, and the game continued.

"Karl, truth or dare?" Thomas said to his brother. "Dare." Karl said simply. "I dare you to strip dance for us!" Thomas said evilly, pulling out a CD player and putting on Work It. Moonbay, Fiona, Ryss, and Kaze all cheered at this. Karl started dancing and pulling his clothes, with the girls continuing their loud cheering, causing more people to show up and watch. When the song was over, a blushing Karl pulled his boxers back on and sat down, the girls still chanting "Karl! Karl! Karl!". Irvine, Raven and Van glared at Kaze, Ryss, and Fiona. Thomas also told his brother he could only put his boxers back on, so he sighed and sat down.

"Van, truth or dare?" Karl, still flustered, asked the Blade Liger pilot. "Truth!" he answered. Karl grinned. "Have you ever thought of Zeke as more than just a friend?" Karl asked, attempting to sound innocent. Van blushed heavily. "Um…yeah…but that was before I got very mature!" Van answered. The laughing commenced again. "Alright, Raven, truth or dare?" he asked. "Dare!" Raven answered. "I dare you to let your Genobreaker do it with Ryss's Genosaurer!" he giggled. "Oh fine! C'mon, Ryss, we gotta go move the zoids closer." He growled. The two of them went outside and moved the Genosaurer and Genobreaker closer and told the zoids they could have sex, so naturally, they did. Everyone went to look out the window at the dinosaur zoids doing it. When the zoids got done having sex, the game was able to continue again. "Ryss, truth or dare?" Raven asked, smirking. "Dare." Ryss answered, matching his smirk. "Fine. Screw me here and now!" Raven told the ancient zoidian. "Gladly." Ryss purred. The couch would be occupied for quite a while.

"Mmm…Raven…do that again!"

"Ooh..woah…"

"Harder!"

"RAVEN!!!!"

"RYSS!!!"

The prime minister came rushing over to see what all of the commotion was. When he saw what had happened, he blushed violently. "You'll be cleaning that mess up," was all he said before abruptly going off somewhere, muttering "Kids these days…"

"Wow…anyway, Kaze, truth or dare?" Ryss panted. "Truth!" Kaze replied. Ryss smiled her devilish smile. "Tell us everything about Irvine's `performance'," she said. Irvine paled. "Oh no…" he whispered. Kaze grinned. "Okay! He has an 11 inch cock, he's really good, pretty wild even…up for trying new things…" Kaze babbled. "I thought this was truth or dare, not HUMILIATE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!" Irvine ranted. Ryss giggled. "Okay, sorry, you're turn, Kaze!" she cackled. "Moonbay, truth or dare?" Kaze asked sweetly. "I'm up for anything! Dare!" Moonbay answered. "Okay, just a second!" Kaze piped, running off. She came back with a live mackerel. "I dare you to french this mackerel!" Kaze announced, tossing the fish to Moonbay. "Yuck! Oh well…" Moonbay whimpered. She leaned in and kissed the fish, sticking her tongue in its mouth as instructed. Immediately, she threw the fish across the room and raced into the bathroom to puke.

"Gods, Kaze, you are sick! Anyway, Irvine, truth or dare?" Moonbay said, retching a bit from the fish. "Truth!" Irvine answered. "Okay, is it natural?" Moonbay asked, gesturing to Irvine's crotch. Irvine blushed. "Yes!" he snapped indignantly. "I don't believe you!" Fiona giggled. "I ain't lying!" Irvine retorted "Okay, okay, your turn!" Moonbay laughed. "Fiona, truth or dare?" Irvine asked the other ancient zoidian girl. "Dare!" she answered. "Go make out with Zeke!" Irvine cackled. Fiona smiled and started kissing Zeke.

The next day, everything went back to normal. Sort of. O' Connell and Thomas were now dating, and were going on a vacation. Thomas also will forever have a one-up on his brother-knowing that he strip danced to Work It for practically everyone on Zi. Moonbay now had an "Is it real?" joke to annoy Irvine with, and Kaze became known as Irvine's girl to everyone.

Mary-ohki: How was it?

Irvine: Of course it's real!*glares at Moonbay*

Raven: That was pointless!

Karl: Help me…

All: Review

Mary-ohki: Review or I'll sic my organoid Yami on you!