Fan Fiction ❯ A Day in Thirty-Two minutes ❯ Alfereedo ( Chapter 1 )

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By: pumpkinqueen
This is a one-shot! Happy readings!

Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy / Adventure | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.19.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 892 | Visits: 362 | Status: Completed

A Day in Thirty-Two Minutes
By Braxton the Harris (who is not terminally ill)
 
There once was a man named Gold Roger, who was not king of the Pirates. He is a high school teacher. He drives a nice car with four wheels. One day he bought a tiger cub and named it Alfereedo. Six weeks later he discovered Alfereedo was a girl. So Gold Roger changed his name to Golding. One day when Golding took Alfereedo for a walk, he found a quarter on the side walk. When he tilted his body to pick it up, Alfereedo ran after the mail man and attacked him.
 
 
-BATTLE START!-
Alfereedo draws near!
Alfereedo attacks!
Mailman takes 78 damage!
Mailman uses HeroDrink!
Mailman's Attack and Defense has been doubled!
Alfereedo lunges with the force of a Hurricane!
Mailman takes 94 damage!
Mailman gives Alfereedo a knuckle sandwich!
Alfereedo takes 148 damage!
Alfereedo slashes twice like a falcon!
Mailman takes a total of 119 damage!
Golding appears!
Golding scolds Alfereedo!
Alfereedo's attack drops by 107!
Mailman wields his mailbag!
Alfereedo takes 153 damage!
Alfereedo attacks!
Mailman takes 49 damage!
Golding casts Ultima!
But Golding doesn't have enough MP!
Mailman attacks!
Critical hit!
Alfereedo takes 584 damage!
Alfereedo is defeated!
The party gains 6400 exp!
Mailman grew a level!
Mailman learned Oomph!
Golding grew a level!
Golding can now wield spears!
The part gains 500 gold!
 
After the battle Alfereedo popped into billions of specks. This made everyone around the world start sneezing until their boss gave them a raise. But for unemployed people, slipping on ice cubes was the only way to rid the sneezing. Golding gave the mailman a Mega-Potion to apologize for his pet. And the lived happily ever after. And they miraculously had kids, despite them both being guys.
HAPPY END!