Fan Fiction ❯ A Tipsy Titans World ❯ Drunkin and Lovin ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Setting: An open house party run by Spyder at the Titans Tower
Characters: Spyder, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, Terra and Robin
Spyder: Hey Cyborg could you get me a bundle of beers out the fridge!
Cyborg: As long as I can have one!
Spyder: Sure! [Cyborg sneaks up behind him and gives Spyder a...]
Cyborg: Wet Willy! [Cyborg said while sticking his wet fingers into Spyders
ears]
Spyder: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Spyder: Oh great you made me shit my pants
Cyborg: Ha ha ha ha!
Cyborg: Well I am going to use the bathroom room I'll be right back.
As Cyborg was walking towards the room he heard frog croaks,so he
knocked,he didnt hear anything so he walked in.
Beast Boy and Terra: AHHHHHH!
Cyborg walked right into BB and Terra doing it froggy style and BB was
actually a human sized frog. At first Cy just thought he drank to much
but he didn't. Drunk Spyder heard the screams and decided to call the
Ghostbusters
but couldnt find them in the white or yellow pages[duh!]. Cy just decided to
leave and
not tell anybody.
Spyder: I'm gonna go look for that sexy cat raven!
Spyder started walking upstairs but fell from his drunkness. Robin finally
came downstairs after having a few beers with Star [Wink wink] and decided
to help Spyder off his drunk ass.
Starfire: That was fun Robin I love your physical ways of showing love.
Robin: Your messing with the best he he.
Cyborg: I need a lover, I know I'll go bust Blackfire out of jail I think
she had the hots for me anyway. Umm I'll be back soon guys.
Cyborg: Alright who lost the keys to the T-Car!
Beast Boy: Ummm does anybody know how your suppose to fit this rubber
thing on
Spyder was still walking up to Ravens room and heard chanting so he went to
the
roof and found her there.
Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Raven: This gameboy thing sucks,I don't even know why I tried.
She said after burning it to a crisp. Then she started meditating without
knowing that drunk Spyder was right behind her. He snuck up behind her
and pushed her off the roof.
Raven:AHHHHH Raven said while falling.
Spyder forgot that she could fly. Raven flew up and landed right by him.
with an evil gleam in her eye and said...
Raven: YOU'RE DEAD!
Spyder: AHHHHHH!
to be continued...
Characters: Spyder, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, Terra and Robin
Spyder: Hey Cyborg could you get me a bundle of beers out the fridge!
Cyborg: As long as I can have one!
Spyder: Sure! [Cyborg sneaks up behind him and gives Spyder a...]
Cyborg: Wet Willy! [Cyborg said while sticking his wet fingers into Spyders
ears]
Spyder: AAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Spyder: Oh great you made me shit my pants
Cyborg: Ha ha ha ha!
Cyborg: Well I am going to use the bathroom room I'll be right back.
As Cyborg was walking towards the room he heard frog croaks,so he
knocked,he didnt hear anything so he walked in.
Beast Boy and Terra: AHHHHHH!
Cyborg walked right into BB and Terra doing it froggy style and BB was
actually a human sized frog. At first Cy just thought he drank to much
but he didn't. Drunk Spyder heard the screams and decided to call the
Ghostbusters
but couldnt find them in the white or yellow pages[duh!]. Cy just decided to
leave and
not tell anybody.
Spyder: I'm gonna go look for that sexy cat raven!
Spyder started walking upstairs but fell from his drunkness. Robin finally
came downstairs after having a few beers with Star [Wink wink] and decided
to help Spyder off his drunk ass.
Starfire: That was fun Robin I love your physical ways of showing love.
Robin: Your messing with the best he he.
Cyborg: I need a lover, I know I'll go bust Blackfire out of jail I think
she had the hots for me anyway. Umm I'll be back soon guys.
Cyborg: Alright who lost the keys to the T-Car!
Beast Boy: Ummm does anybody know how your suppose to fit this rubber
thing on
Spyder was still walking up to Ravens room and heard chanting so he went to
the
roof and found her there.
Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
Raven: This gameboy thing sucks,I don't even know why I tried.
She said after burning it to a crisp. Then she started meditating without
knowing that drunk Spyder was right behind her. He snuck up behind her
and pushed her off the roof.
Raven:AHHHHH Raven said while falling.
Spyder forgot that she could fly. Raven flew up and landed right by him.
with an evil gleam in her eye and said...
Raven: YOU'RE DEAD!
Spyder: AHHHHHH!
to be continued...