Fan Fiction ❯ Anita Blake Drabble #1 ❯ Whoops ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
“So you’re dating the Executioner?”
“What? No...”
“But we have a video with you and her sharing an intimate moment...”
“Ms. Blake and I are only friends, that isn’t her. That’s... Vivian. My girlfriend.”
An angry shout came from a blonde in the audience, “What? Nathaniel, you bastard!”
The wereleopard shrank into his seat. “Stephen... I...”
“The angry ex-lover?”
“No!”
“Then you are dating Anita Blake?”
“Well... um... sort of... I don’t know...”
“The Executioner has two preternatural lovers!”
The tape paused.
Anita glared resentfully at the television, “Now do you see why you’re always unavailable to comment?”
“Yes, ma’am...”
“What? No...”
“But we have a video with you and her sharing an intimate moment...”
“Ms. Blake and I are only friends, that isn’t her. That’s... Vivian. My girlfriend.”
An angry shout came from a blonde in the audience, “What? Nathaniel, you bastard!”
The wereleopard shrank into his seat. “Stephen... I...”
“The angry ex-lover?”
“No!”
“Then you are dating Anita Blake?”
“Well... um... sort of... I don’t know...”
“The Executioner has two preternatural lovers!”
The tape paused.
Anita glared resentfully at the television, “Now do you see why you’re always unavailable to comment?”
“Yes, ma’am...”