Fan Fiction ❯ Attack of the Care Bears ❯ Chapter 5
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Wind: Me so sleepy but must write for… (starts nodding off then jerks awake) MARSHMELLOW CUCUMBERS!
Le: Just go to bed.
Wind: NO! I HAVE TO UDATE EVERYTHING BEFORE MY FAMILY GOES TO ATLANTIC CITY TO GAMBLE AND END UP LOSING ME IN A GAME OF GO FISH TO THE MOB!
Le: Ri~ght.
Wind: I no own Lord of the Rings or Care bears, if I did I'd… zzzzz.
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Gandalf: (starts pacing) Ok, the bear has a large army and has taken Frodo as a hostage.
Frodo: (behind Gandalf) I'm right here.
Gandalf: To be victorious we must- (trips over his beard) NOT AGAIN! (falls into bottomless pit)
Sam: That sure does happen a lot.
Legolas: He'll be back in 3, 2, 1
Gandalf: (rises from floor dressed in rose pink robe and matching hair/beard) I am Gandalf the Rose. I can only stay for-
Boromir: (hits G with fish) WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN STAY FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO SO SHUT UP!!!!
All: (blink stupidly)
Gimli: I like tuna ^-^
Frodo: I like spinage
Legolas: Did anyone hear that?
Others: No.
Frodo: T_T Why is everyone picking on me.
Aragorn: So, are we going to look for that little thing.. um, Rebo wasn't it?
Frodo: Frodo.
Gimli: No I think it was Freako.
Frodo: No Frodo.
Sam: Groso?
Frodo: Frodo!
Merry: Kurebo?
Frodo: FRODO!
Boromer: Deaken?
Frodo: FRODO, FRODO, FRODO!! THAT'S IT, I'M JOINING THE BEAR! (storms out)
Legolas: Did anyone else hear that?
Everyone: No.
Legolas: Hm must be hearing things.
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Right I think that anough.
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~~In a shadowed room.. where else would it be?
Frodo: (kneeling before thrown) I pledge to serve you my fuzzy lord.
CB: (sign) 'You must show your loyalty.'
Frodo: Here is the sacred can of Cheeze Wiz and a Sports Illustrated Hockey addition.
CB: (puts hands together like Mr. Burns from the Simsons) 'Ex~celent. We will move soon.'
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Wind: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL!
Le: Just tell them to review and get it over with.
Wind: NO! I MUST GIVE THEM PRESENTS!
Le: (raises eyebrow) Presents?
Wind: ^-^ Yep for all the peeps that reviewed my story so far.
Le: Do as you wish, but I'm not paying for it.
Wind: YAY! Anywho, for those that reviewed
One chapter, you get this lovely basket of chocolate.
2 gets the chocolate and one Mountain Dew.
3 gets a ring of power
4 gets the above and a lifetime supply of pixysticks
5 gets all the above and your very own Evil Care Bear just like the one in the story, but not mine.
Wind: K, so you know the drill. Review and get those presents! Oh and sorry that it's so short, I ran into a writers block with it after starting it. CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK! CURSE YOU!!
Sam: That sure does happen a lot.
Legolas: He'll be back in 3, 2, 1
Gandalf: (rises from floor dressed in rose pink robe and matching hair/beard) I am Gandalf the Rose. I can only stay for-
Boromir: (hits G with fish) WE KNOW THAT YOU CAN STAY FOREVER IF YOU WANT TO SO SHUT UP!!!!
All: (blink stupidly)
Gimli: I like tuna ^-^
Frodo: I like spinage
Legolas: Did anyone hear that?
Others: No.
Frodo: T_T Why is everyone picking on me.
Aragorn: So, are we going to look for that little thing.. um, Rebo wasn't it?
Frodo: Frodo.
Gimli: No I think it was Freako.
Frodo: No Frodo.
Sam: Groso?
Frodo: Frodo!
Merry: Kurebo?
Frodo: FRODO!
Boromer: Deaken?
Frodo: FRODO, FRODO, FRODO!! THAT'S IT, I'M JOINING THE BEAR! (storms out)
Legolas: Did anyone else hear that?
Everyone: No.
Legolas: Hm must be hearing things.
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Right I think that anough.
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&g t;
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Just joking. Hears some more!
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~~In a shadowed room.. where else would it be?
Frodo: (kneeling before thrown) I pledge to serve you my fuzzy lord.
CB: (sign) 'You must show your loyalty.'
Frodo: Here is the sacred can of Cheeze Wiz and a Sports Illustrated Hockey addition.
CB: (puts hands together like Mr. Burns from the Simsons) 'Ex~celent. We will move soon.'
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Wind: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL!
Le: Just tell them to review and get it over with.
Wind: NO! I MUST GIVE THEM PRESENTS!
Le: (raises eyebrow) Presents?
Wind: ^-^ Yep for all the peeps that reviewed my story so far.
Le: Do as you wish, but I'm not paying for it.
Wind: YAY! Anywho, for those that reviewed
One chapter, you get this lovely basket of chocolate.
2 gets the chocolate and one Mountain Dew.
3 gets a ring of power
4 gets the above and a lifetime supply of pixysticks
5 gets all the above and your very own Evil Care Bear just like the one in the story, but not mine.
Wind: K, so you know the drill. Review and get those presents! Oh and sorry that it's so short, I ran into a writers block with it after starting it. CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK! CURSE YOU!!