Fan Fiction ❯ Birthday Surprise:A Robin and Starfire Lemon ❯ Animation Idol ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: HyperSonicAdam2 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.31.2004 | Pages: 14 | Words: 8.0K | Visits: 7.9K | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.31.2004 | Pages: 14 | Words: 8.0K | Visits: 7.9K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer:i don't own Teen Titans cuz if I did there would be no Cyborg, more Robin, more of Beast Boy and Ravens joke, nudity, cussing, blood, and references to video games and anime. I don't own any of the songs used in this fic.
Here it is ladies and gents, the next fic in the ongoing production of lemons by the greatest Teen Titan lemon writer in history, the great HyperSonicAdam2. Anyway heres something new in my history, a song fic, but not just a song fic a songs fic. In this my favorite TT character, Robin will be belting out some of my personal favorite songs on the night before his birthday. Also look for my views on what the themes of the Teen Titans should be. Anyway look for a very special surprise, courtasey of a certain girl during the lemon of this story. Another thing, this first chapter will be presented in script format. Anyway lllllets go!!!!!
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Robins Birthday Surprise:A Robin and Starfire Lemon
Chapter 1:The Animation Idol
[It was another average day for the Teen Titans, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, and Terra. Well quite the contrary it was beyond average, it was the eve of their leader, Robin, the boy wonders eightennth birthday. They were out at their favorite dance club, an old tire ware house by the bay. (as always its the one from "Sisters") They were all having a pretty good time, Beast Boy and cyborg were of course dancing with just about every girl in site, Terra was dancing by herself in the crowd, Raven was sulking in the shadows or as close to shadows as a bunch of stacked crates get, and Robin and Starfire were dancing together. Everyone on the Teen Titans knew that Robin, and Starfire liked each other, it was so evident yet they didn't even know about the others feelings. They all knew it was just a matter of time, and they were hoping this night at the club and of course the occasion itself would hopefully bring out their secret feelings for each other. The song finally ended and everyone in the club stopped dancing and clapped.]
DJ:All right! Whoohoo how y'all doin' tonight?
Crowd:[Cheers]
DJ:Ok, ok, chill, chill. Well your all here on a special night.
Dude:What makes it special?
DJ:Shut up I'm gettin' to that. How many of you think you can sing good?
Crowd:[cheers]
DJ:Oh so you all think your pretty good. Well lets see how many of you have enough balls to prove you are good enough cuz tonight we'll be decideding Jump Cities American Idol.
Crowd:[cheers]
[Over the course of two hours over fourteen people tried out but the problem was they all sucked]
DJ:[pissed]Come on can't anyone in this club sing? Anybody left we gotta give this trophy away for cryin' out loud! Anyone?! Anyone?!
[everyone is quiet, they don't want to embarass themselves by getting booed out the club]
Terra:Man all these people, they can't sing at all.
Starfire:I feel terrible for the males and females who have recieved negative responces from all these people.
Robin:Yeah I feel sorry for the next dude who gets thrown up on that stage.
[Beast Boy and cyborg smile mischeviously]
[Beast Boy whispers something to Cyborg]
Cyborg:Oh yeah this'll be the ultimate birthday present.
[Cyborg walks up to Robin, grabs his arm and holds it up]
Cyborg:Yo this guy wants to sing.
Robin:What the, what are you doing?!
[trys to squirm out but Cyborg keeps a firm grip on him]
DJ:Who?
Cyborg:[holds up Robin]This dawg!
Robin:[squirming]Lemme go I can't sing, I don't want to sing dammit!
DJ:Well bring him up.
[Cyborg walks through the crowd carrying Robin who is trying to squirm his way out of Cyborgs grip]
[Cyborg throws Robin up on the stage]
[Robin stares out into the crowd, he is nervous as hell]
Dude:Look at this a crappy Robin fan boy.
Dude #2:Ohh man he looks stupid, the real Robin is way cooler than this dork.
Chick:He won't even last the first five seconds of the song.
Chick #2:Get him off the stage, anybody who trys to impersonate the greatest male super hero in histroy sucks.
Chick #3:I think he looks cute.
[Raven hears the commotion and walks out of the shadows, she sees Robin up on stage]
Raven:Hmmm Robin is going to participate in this stupid contest?
[Cyborg walks back to the rest of the Titans, smiling and laughing]
[Beast Boy and Cyborg high five each other]
Starfire:Cyborg, may I kindly ask why you threw Robin on the stage against his will?
Terra:Whats wrong with you two, tomarrow's his birthday, why go and humiliate him?
Beast Boy:Cuz its the perfect present between us guys.
Cyborg:This is gonna be sweet.
[DJ hands the really nervous Robin a microphone, and wheels a television screen with a list of songs on it]
[Robin reluctantly scrolled through the list, there was a lot of really good rock songs that he knew by heart but couldn't decide what to choose since he was nervous he would be booed to hell. (OOC, I don't think Robin would be nervous about anything)]
[People are booing and cheering for him]
[he looks out into the crowd and sees Starfire she gives him that "you can do it, I know you can" look]
Starfire:[thinking]Robin, I believe in you, you have the ability to be victorius in this contest. You can sing wonderfully I heard you singing once while you were batheing in the shower facility, you were wonderfull.
[Robin nods and chooses a song, Van Halens "Dreams"]
Robin:[gripping the microphone]All right here's one of my personal favorites, Van Halens...or Van Haygars "Dreams."
Crowd:Cheers/boos
[song starts up]
Robin:World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room
Your love starts fallin down
Better change your tune
Reach for the golden ring
Reach for the sky
Baby just spread your wings
We'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher leave it all behind
Run, run, run, away
Like a train runnin off the track
The truth gets left behind
And falls between the cracks
Standing on broken dreams
But never losing sight
Well just Spread your wings
We'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher leave it all behind
So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
(Guitar Solo)
Yeah we'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
higher and higher leave it all behind
Higher and higher who knows what we'll find
So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
Oh we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh thats what dreams are made of
And in the end on dreams we will depend
Cause thats what love is made of
Crowd:[Cheers like hell] [whistles] [hoots] [thunderous claps]
Robin:[thinking] Huh I did it. I didn't suck!
DJ:Alright, ladies and gents our American Idol uhh....
Robin:Robin, the Robin, the Teen Titan Robin.
People:Gasp...
Dude:Oh man I said he looked stupid
Dude #3:Holy crap its the actual Robin, that means the actual Teen Titans are here.
Chick #4:Ahh I can't believe it, somebody kill me.
Dude #4:Holy shit I can't believe its Robin.
DJ:Well congratulations Robin your this clubs American Idol, here!
[hands him the trophy]
[Robin holds the trophy high above his head]
[Everybody cheers]
DJ:So whaddya doin' here tonight Robin?
Robin:I'm here celebrateing the night before my eightennth birthday with my buds. There they are [points to the Titans]
DJ:The big one eight huh? Awesome.
Robin:Yup.
DJ:Well thanks for comin' Robin, have a good birthday.
[Robin begins to exit but the crowd boos]
Dude #2:Booo...more....boo.
Chick #3:I wanna here more, more.
Crowd:More, more, more!
DJ:Well it looks like the crowd wants to hear more of you Robin, how 'bout it?
Robin:[rubs his chin, thinking about it][into micrphone]Folks if you wanna here me sing s'more do as Stone Cold says and give me a hell yeah!
Crowd:Hell yeah!!!!!
Robin:All right one song comin' up.
[proceeds to choose a song]
Cyborg:[slaps his head]Oh my god, I had no idea Robbo could sing like that?!
Beast Boy: Damn! He sounds even better than Sammy Haygar. (vocalist for second half of the Van Halen run)
Terra:Better? No way. He could stomp Sammy Haygar.
Starfire:I feel overjoyed for Robin. His performance was....enchanting.
Raven:[walking up][monotone]Very nice. His singing is...unique.
[Robin chooses Kiss' Rock N'Roll All Night (And Party Everyday)]
Robin:All right, this next song...well being a super hero I kinda wish my life'd be more simpler. You know just sit around play video games, listen to my favorite music, do what regular teans do. But I love being a super hero so much that I wouldn't trade it for the world but sometimes I just wanna ROCK N' ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY!!
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancing and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
Come on
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
Robin:You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
You're lookin' fancy and I like your style
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You show us everything you've got
Baby, baby that's quite a lot
and you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
you keep onshouting, you keep on shouting
I can't here ya
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
(Guitar Solo)
Robin:You keep onshouting, you keep on shouting....
What?
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers louder than last time]
Dude #5:Whoo I wanna rock n' roll all night!
Dude #6:I wanna party everyday.
Chick #4:Go Robin.
Robin:Huff huff yeah that was Kiss' Rock n' Roll All Night, one of the best rock tunes I ever heard. Now this next song, I see my team mates out there, hey guys.
Titans:[waves]Hey Robin/Hi Robin
Robin:I look at my team and I think...we deserve our own album huh?
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:I mean if Spongebob Squarepants can get an album, why can't we.
(This is what I think in real life, an album of the TT theme song and of course the Titans theme songs would be sweet.)
Robin:And I look at Beast Boy our teams very own animal shape shifter. Beast I got one thing to say to you.
Beast Boy:Yeah?
Robin:Your outfit...makes you look gay as hell!
Beast Boy:What?!
Crowd:[Laughs]
Robin:Come on man, pink and black? Your partly queer with a chance of fag.
Beast Boy:Grr...just you wait when we get home I'm gonna play the biggest practical joke of your life on you.
Robin:Come on, your always telling me to lighten up, are you some kinda hypocrit or somethin'?
Beast Boy:I...I...grr...?
[Starfire chuckled, even though it was mean she had heard of a thing called "guy humor" and this was utterly funny]
Robin:Sorry Beast I just had to say that and to show that I'm sorry I'm gonna do your theme. So everybody here's Beast Boys theme, the Beasty Boys' "Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts]
Robin:You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" But she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
Robin:Your pop caught you smoking and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
Robin:Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beasty Boys!
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight for your right to party
(fade, I think this as far as it goes)
Crowd:[cheers even louder than last time]
Robin:Thank you ladies and gents, and that's "Fight For Your Right."
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Whooo! Ok now I look at my teammates again and I see quite possibly the coolest girl I've ever met. I'm talkin' about.......Starfire. [points to Starfire] Look at her isnt she awesome people?
Crowd:[Cheers for Starfire]
Starfire:[blushing]Umm thank you.
Robin:And this is why I'm going to sing this song, my rendition of her fitting theme "Believe In Myself" from the Sonic Adventure soundtrack. (Tails' Theme)
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:When all alone in my chair, I just go about wishing
I wanna be strong, I really wanna be trusted
When all alone in my bed, I just go about yearning
I wanna be cool, I also wanna be like them
But that's not something I can do so easily
This is not simply my way, my style
Gotta get a hold of my life
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
Gotta keep goin'
Everything is a brand new challenge for me
I will believe in myself
This is the only start for me
When all alone in my sleep, I just go about dreaming
I see myself there, having the same adventure
If I just follow you, I will never see the light
Now is the time to find my way through this life
I'm trying so hard to be strong
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
(Guitar solo)
Many friends help me out, in return I help them
Certain things I can do and there are things that only I can do
No one's alone!
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
Crowd:[cheers twice as loud as they did during the last song]
Robin:Thank you very much, that's a dedication to Starfire everybody!
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Right now this next song, goes out to our most mysterious member, and of course our own sorceress, give it up people for Raven!
Crowd:[cheers for Raven]
[Raven doesn't look very amused]
Beast boy:Come on Raven crack a smile these people are cheering for you.
Raven:I don't want to. Besides these people are cheering for Robin not me.
People:Raven, Raven, Raven, Raven, Raven!
Beast Boy:Either I havn't cleaned my ears or I hear these people shouting your name?
Raven:Well...its...its not like it means anything.
Beast Boy:C'mon Rave, crack a smile, please for me?
Raven:Oh all right. [yells]Yeah, whoohooo.
Robin:He he he, thats what I like to see. Well anyway heres my rendition of Ravens song "Throw It All Away" from the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack.
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Everybody tries to be straight,
But things are still unchanged,
It's useless to resist,
Their effort will be wasted.
Head straight for your goal by any means,
There is a door that you've never opened,
There is a window with a view you have never seen,
Get there, no matter how long it takes.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again....and again, and again
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
[whispers]you live an endless life forever....forever
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
(fades)
Crowd:[Cheers five times as louder as before]
Robin:All right that's "Throw It All Away" everybody. Now this next song goes out to our latest member, the seriously powerfull Terra!
Crowd:[Cheers]Terra! Terra! Terra!
[Terra modestly waves to the crowd]
(even though her premeireing episode hasn't premeired yet I think she's really cool. I don't see why people hate her so much despite the fact she messes with the Titans chemistry. They're fine the way they are with the exception of Cyborg. And besides the fact that Terra kinda fucks with the BB/R sceanario, but I was never a big fan of that anyway. I think she's totally cool)
Robin:Whooo ok well Terra even though we don't really know each other that much I got a pretty good idea about what your theme is. So hear it is guys BoyHitsCars "lovefurypassionenergy!" (theme of Lita)
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:She’s like a lost flower,
Growing out through a crack.
In the bustling sidewalk,
Moving like a river so sad.
So hey, where we going?
Tell me where we've gone.
Was there love and fury,
Energy and passion.
So fuck your rules man,
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go paint your face and,
Proclaim thy warrior soul.
Cause life is a brutal,
Fight until we show.
A shade of timelessness,
For we are all distinct.
And a waiting hour,
Transcendental release.
So fuck your rules man.
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go let your soul dance baby,
Time to free yourself at last.
Unshackle your life's spirit,
Pry away from the past.
Cause, cuz it's gone.
Like a lost flower,
Growing with mad wind.
Like a sad river,
Who has no end.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my passion.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my love.
So fuck your rules man,
Here comes pure energy.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my fury!
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go let your soul dance baby,
Time to free yourself at last.
Unshackle your life's spirit,
Pry away from the past
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Phew boy my voice'll be shot tomarrow.
[someone throws him a water bottle]
Dude #7:Here ya go.
Robin:Oh thanks
[opens up the bottle and drinks most of it, and spills some on his head, soaking his hair and his shirt]
[drinks more and in Triple H fashion, spits the water in a mist]
Crowd:[thunderous] Cheers
[nearly all the girls in the audience swoon as his huge muscles begin to protrude trough the wet cloth]
Robin: All right now this next song goes out to the big metal man or should I say the big metal trash can of the Teen Titans, Cyborg!
Crowd:[cheers/boos]
Robin:This song is gonna be.....nothing cuz I'm not doin' Cyborgs song.
Cyborg:What?!
Crowd:[mostly cheers than boos]
Robin:You threw me up here against my will, hell no I'm not doin' your song! So instead I'll be doin' mine. Hey can I get a guitar for this?
[someone from the side tosses him a gibson guitar. (best brand I know)]
Robin:[strumming a few strings] This song is about me, how I feel, and how my lifes been like...so ladies and gents I hope you like my rendition of Monster Magnets "Live For the Moment" (Matt Hardys theme)
[Crowd cheers]
[song starts, Robin plays the guitar parts]
Robin:There's a little pile of ashes where my old life used to be
Credit cards and memories all dumped into the sea
Well this ain't no time for bullshit as I fly into the sun
Well you can't trust anybody if you can't trust number one
Well the man tells me my future, their's not so far away
And get ready for tomorrow, I gotta waste my whole today
My inner luck knows better, it's what I wanna hear
Just like a diamond bullet where it's crystal (crystal) clear
Oh yeah
Wooooo!
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea, yeah
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no) with me
You'll never find your pleasure if you worry about your pain
And your precious little details are stretchin' out my brain
Well you spin around and bite your nails, now let me tell you, son
That you can't trust anybody if you can't trust number one
Well the man tells me my future and it's not so far away
I get ready for tomorrow, I gotta waste my whole today
Well my inner luck knows better, oh it's what I really wanna hear
Just like a diamond bullet where it's crystal (crystal) clear Oh yeah
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no)with me
Now don't you sell me no future, yeah
Don't you sell me your love
I ain't vouchin' your number
You couldn't pay me enough
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea, yeah
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no) with me
Now don't you sell me no future, yeah
Don't you sell me your love
I ain't vouchin' your number
You couldn't pay me enough, you couldn't pay me enough
YOU Couldn't pay me enough x 19
Crowd:[cheers the loudest they've cheered all night]
[Robin hands the guitar back]
Robin:Whooo I'm livin' for the moment right now, this is awesome. Well I gotta few more songs to play so lets get onto the next one. Here is Metallicas "Saint Anger"
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Saint Anger 'round my neck
Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
Saint Anger 'round my neck
Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I want my anger to be healthy
I want my anger just for me
I need my anger not to control
I want my anger to be me
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Tie a noose or hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
[fade]
Crowd:[cheers loud as fuck again]
Robin:Whoo Metallica everybody. Metal is where its at! (thats how I really feel) Now for this next song I'd like a girl to come up and dance with me.
[Every girl except Raven cuz she doesn't want to, and Starfire because she thinks she'll be embarrassed if she does it]
Robin:Whoa whoa whoa hold on girls I already decided who I want to dance with me...how 'bout it....Starfire?
Starfire:[blushing]Huh?
Dude #8:Do it girl
Chick #7:Yeah go for it Starfire.
Chick #3:He wants you to dance with him.
Dude:Go on, it'll be awesome.
[Starfire feels nervous, the heat of the moment is making her legs feel wobbily. She feels like she could faint at any possible moment]
Cyborg:Go on Star he's waitin' for ya.
Beast Boy:Yeah the man inviting you to boogey with him.
Terra:Starfire....are you ok?
Starfire:Umm...
Robin:Hmmm I'm not gonna change my mind Starfire, no matter how many girls want to come up and dance with me I only want you to dance with me to Van Halens "Dance the Night Away."
[Crowd cheers and they begin to clear a path for Starfire]
[Starfire begins to slowly inch her way as the song starts]
Robin:Have you seen her?
So fine and pretty.
Fooled me with her style and ease.
And I feel her from across the room.
Yes, it's love in the third degree.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby.
[Starfire is about half way down, she begins to imagine that she has died and is at the gate to heavan and that a beautiful angel that looks like Robin is there to greet her]
Robin:Come on, take a chance.
You're old enough to dance
dance the night away.
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away.
Starfire:[thinikng]Ahh what the hell!
[she uses her flight to do an extra long jump up to the stage]
Crowd:[cheers madly]
Robin:All right Star you made it. Lets dance.
[they both start dancing simultaneously, matching each others moves and doing some moves that seemed nearly impossible to regular humans]
Robin:A live wire.
Barely a beginner, but just watch that lady go.
She's on fire,
'cause dancing gets her higher than anything else she knows.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby.
Well, don't skip romance, 'cause you're old enough to dance
dance the night away.
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away.
Ohhhh, oh yeah.
[guitar, cow bell solo]
Dance the night away.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Come on dance the night away.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Oooo, ooo yeah
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers loud enough that people in Gotham City could hear them]
[Robin and Starfire take a bow]
Robin:Give her a hand everybody.
Crowd:[claps and cheers for Starfire, her dancing was absoulutely impecible]
[Robin hands Starfire the microphone]
Robin:Go ahead and say something.
Starfire:[into microphone]Umm thank you audience, I appreciate that you loved my method of movements bodily contortion, or dancing. But I must thank Robin for giving me the courage to perform such a feet. So please clap and give your admiration to him.
[hands Robin the mic]
Robin:[into mic] Your welcome Star but I gotta thank you for inspiring me to go through with this.
[they share the mic]
Starfire:[into mic]Your very welcome Robin
[stare at each other for a few seconds]
Crowd:Aww.
Dude #2:Someones gettin' laid tonight for sure. (lyric from Van Halens "Unchained")
Chick #5:I wish I were Starfire
Chick #7:I want Robin for myself.
Chick:Lucky!!
[Robin and Starfire remember the position their in and jump back into normal posture]
Robin:Uhh right...well thats Starfire, give her one more round people!
Crowd:[cheers, claps]
[Starfire walks off the stage and back to the Titans]
Robin:Phew over nine songs down, whoo can't believe I'm lasting this long.
Dude #9:Thats why they call you the boy wonder Robin.
Robin:Right, I knew that. Well anyway this next song is a pretty cool one, the rock theme to our city, Jump City. Can anyone guess which song I'm gonna do?
Crowd:.....
Robin:Come on people [hand signs] "Jump City."
Crowd:......
Robin:Oh boy....Van Halens "Jump!"
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Ooook well here we go
[song starts up]
Robin:I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you ! How said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know
until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Well everybody its gettin' pretty close to 2:00 a.m. and I gotta split.
(little bit early to leave a party huh ^__~)
Crowd:Aww.
Dude#9:No way you can't go.
Chick #6:Yeah your the best singer this clubs ever had
Robin:Thanks guys but I'm geetin' really tired, plus my voice is running on empty here, so I got time to do one last song. And I'm gonna go out with a bang with the greatest rock opera of all time...Queens Bohemian Rhapsody!
[Crowd:[goes wild]
Robin:Is this the real life...
Is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality...
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy,I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all...
(Guitar Solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche
will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
very very frightening
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo, figaro, magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go,will you let me go
Bismillah! No,we will not let you go let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia,mama mia,
let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me
[rocks]
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
just gotta get right outta here
[rocks]
[eases on down]
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
Crowd:[erupts, making the whole building shake]
[Robin takes off his shirt, balls it up and throws it into the crowd]
[they all try to make a grab for it]
[one lucky girl comes out on top]
[she holds the shirt high above her head]
Robin:Thanks a lot everybody, g'night.
[hands the mic back to the DJ]
DJ:That was Jump Cities American Idol everybody, Robin!!
[Robin exits out the back, the Titans shuffle out of the crowd to the front exit]
[they meet a shirtless Robin out by the T car, they hop in and drive home]
[Back at Titans Tower]
Cyborg:Man you killed them out there Robin.
Robin:[modestly]I wouldn't say killed.
Beast Boy:Are you kidding you made that gaywad Clay Aikan look like a singer-wanna-be.
Terra:Yeah and if that judge Simon would've heard you, he'd have something good to say for once.
(lets set the record straight I have never watched american idol in my life. Shhyeah like I'd want to watch a bunch of pop star wanna bes singing such gay songs)
Raven:Your singing was very...good. It was a lot different compared to everything else I hear on the radio.
Robin:Thanks guys.
Cyborg:Whadda you think Star?
[Starfire blushed and stammered, she couldn't find words to express how perfect he was]
Starfire:[blushing]Umm Robins vocals they were...[silence] pswallows] They were perfect. Absoulutely perfect, I have never heard such wonderful lyrics come from anybody. I believe that I have found a new favorite singer Robin.
Robin:[smiling]Wow thanks Starfire, that really means a lot to me.
Cyborg:Aww do the widdle childwen woant a moment awone?
Robin:[punches him]Shut up.
Raven:I'd love to stay and watch you behave like children but I want to go to bed.
Terra:I'm going to turn in to, see you guys tomarrow.
[Terra and Raven walk down the hall]
Starfire:Tonights events have left me fatigued I will go to my room and slumber for the rest of the night.
[walks down the hall, stops and floats up to the ceiling]
Beast Boy:Hey Robin, up for a round of Sonic Adventure 2:Battle treasure hunting before we go to bed?
Robin:Sure why not.
Cyborg:I gotta get to bed to, need to recharge my power cell.
[walks down the hall]
[once he's several feet away Starfire floats down and lands]
[she peers from the hallway as Robin and Beast Boy play SA2:Battle]
[Robin is playing a female bat with white fur, peach skin, tight black spandex, long white gloves and boots, and a heart-like object covering her breasts which seemed to big for a creature her size. She was called Rouge the Bat. Beast Boy was playing a liquid monster with claws called Chaos]
[Robins character ran across the screen and ran into an object that looked like the shard of a gem]
[the screen went white then it panned to Robins character doing a victory dance with Beast Boys character pounding]
Rouge:All the worlds jewels will be mine.
Robin:Whoohooo I won. Ha.
Beast Boy:You just got lucky that time.
Robin:No way, either that or I got lucky more than fifty times.
Beast Boy:Man how do you keep on beating me.
Robin:Skill Beast. Plus if you stick me with Rouge I'm unstoppable. I love Rouge in this.
Starfire:[gasp] [thinking]Oh my could Robin truely love this "Rouge the Bat" does she have something that Robin finds appealing that I don't.
Beast Boy:You just love her titties Robin (heck I would to)
[Starfire looked again, Rouge was still in her victory pose.]
[She looked at her own rack, hers was about the same size as Rouge, those were one of the few things that grew when she hit 16. (shes 18 in this)]
Robin:Aside from that I mean look at her, what could you not like about her]
[Starfire looked at Rouge again, they looked pretty identical. Same body shape, same bust size, Starfire was of course taller and had red and she didn't have bat ears but she suddenly remembered seeing a Rouge the Bat costume at a store in the mall once]
Starfire:That is it. I shall surprise Robin by replicateing myself as this Rouge the Bat. Yes, he will find my costume as well as me appealing. Perhaps I should do something else for Robin...[grins mischeviously]
Robin:Well now that I beat you I might as well hit the sack.
Beast Boy:Me to.
[they turned the game off and headed for their rooms]
[Starfire saw them coming and jetted off to her room]
[Starfires Room]
[when she made it to her room and planned Robins Birthday Surprise accordingly. She would have to miss the celebration but she could leave the present she was leaving him and a little note hinting her surprise. Starfire grinned]
Starfire:[thinking]This will be the best earth birthday gift that Robin has ever received.
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well thats chapter 1. In the next chapter its birthday boys celebration. Everything goes sweet but theres one thing missing....Starfire, where could she be, how could she miss her own secret lovers birthday party. The question stumps the Teen Titans, what could Starfire have up her sleeve? ^___^ Just wait and see.
Here it is ladies and gents, the next fic in the ongoing production of lemons by the greatest Teen Titan lemon writer in history, the great HyperSonicAdam2. Anyway heres something new in my history, a song fic, but not just a song fic a songs fic. In this my favorite TT character, Robin will be belting out some of my personal favorite songs on the night before his birthday. Also look for my views on what the themes of the Teen Titans should be. Anyway look for a very special surprise, courtasey of a certain girl during the lemon of this story. Another thing, this first chapter will be presented in script format. Anyway lllllets go!!!!!
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Robins Birthday Surprise:A Robin and Starfire Lemon
Chapter 1:The Animation Idol
[It was another average day for the Teen Titans, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven, and Terra. Well quite the contrary it was beyond average, it was the eve of their leader, Robin, the boy wonders eightennth birthday. They were out at their favorite dance club, an old tire ware house by the bay. (as always its the one from "Sisters") They were all having a pretty good time, Beast Boy and cyborg were of course dancing with just about every girl in site, Terra was dancing by herself in the crowd, Raven was sulking in the shadows or as close to shadows as a bunch of stacked crates get, and Robin and Starfire were dancing together. Everyone on the Teen Titans knew that Robin, and Starfire liked each other, it was so evident yet they didn't even know about the others feelings. They all knew it was just a matter of time, and they were hoping this night at the club and of course the occasion itself would hopefully bring out their secret feelings for each other. The song finally ended and everyone in the club stopped dancing and clapped.]
DJ:All right! Whoohoo how y'all doin' tonight?
Crowd:[Cheers]
DJ:Ok, ok, chill, chill. Well your all here on a special night.
Dude:What makes it special?
DJ:Shut up I'm gettin' to that. How many of you think you can sing good?
Crowd:[cheers]
DJ:Oh so you all think your pretty good. Well lets see how many of you have enough balls to prove you are good enough cuz tonight we'll be decideding Jump Cities American Idol.
Crowd:[cheers]
[Over the course of two hours over fourteen people tried out but the problem was they all sucked]
DJ:[pissed]Come on can't anyone in this club sing? Anybody left we gotta give this trophy away for cryin' out loud! Anyone?! Anyone?!
[everyone is quiet, they don't want to embarass themselves by getting booed out the club]
Terra:Man all these people, they can't sing at all.
Starfire:I feel terrible for the males and females who have recieved negative responces from all these people.
Robin:Yeah I feel sorry for the next dude who gets thrown up on that stage.
[Beast Boy and cyborg smile mischeviously]
[Beast Boy whispers something to Cyborg]
Cyborg:Oh yeah this'll be the ultimate birthday present.
[Cyborg walks up to Robin, grabs his arm and holds it up]
Cyborg:Yo this guy wants to sing.
Robin:What the, what are you doing?!
[trys to squirm out but Cyborg keeps a firm grip on him]
DJ:Who?
Cyborg:[holds up Robin]This dawg!
Robin:[squirming]Lemme go I can't sing, I don't want to sing dammit!
DJ:Well bring him up.
[Cyborg walks through the crowd carrying Robin who is trying to squirm his way out of Cyborgs grip]
[Cyborg throws Robin up on the stage]
[Robin stares out into the crowd, he is nervous as hell]
Dude:Look at this a crappy Robin fan boy.
Dude #2:Ohh man he looks stupid, the real Robin is way cooler than this dork.
Chick:He won't even last the first five seconds of the song.
Chick #2:Get him off the stage, anybody who trys to impersonate the greatest male super hero in histroy sucks.
Chick #3:I think he looks cute.
[Raven hears the commotion and walks out of the shadows, she sees Robin up on stage]
Raven:Hmmm Robin is going to participate in this stupid contest?
[Cyborg walks back to the rest of the Titans, smiling and laughing]
[Beast Boy and Cyborg high five each other]
Starfire:Cyborg, may I kindly ask why you threw Robin on the stage against his will?
Terra:Whats wrong with you two, tomarrow's his birthday, why go and humiliate him?
Beast Boy:Cuz its the perfect present between us guys.
Cyborg:This is gonna be sweet.
[DJ hands the really nervous Robin a microphone, and wheels a television screen with a list of songs on it]
[Robin reluctantly scrolled through the list, there was a lot of really good rock songs that he knew by heart but couldn't decide what to choose since he was nervous he would be booed to hell. (OOC, I don't think Robin would be nervous about anything)]
[People are booing and cheering for him]
[he looks out into the crowd and sees Starfire she gives him that "you can do it, I know you can" look]
Starfire:[thinking]Robin, I believe in you, you have the ability to be victorius in this contest. You can sing wonderfully I heard you singing once while you were batheing in the shower facility, you were wonderfull.
[Robin nods and chooses a song, Van Halens "Dreams"]
Robin:[gripping the microphone]All right here's one of my personal favorites, Van Halens...or Van Haygars "Dreams."
Crowd:Cheers/boos
[song starts up]
Robin:World turns black and white
Pictures in an empty room
Your love starts fallin down
Better change your tune
Reach for the golden ring
Reach for the sky
Baby just spread your wings
We'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher leave it all behind
Run, run, run, away
Like a train runnin off the track
The truth gets left behind
And falls between the cracks
Standing on broken dreams
But never losing sight
Well just Spread your wings
We'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
We'll get higher and higher leave it all behind
So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
Cuz we belong in a world that must be strong
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
(Guitar Solo)
Yeah we'll get higher and higher straight up we'll climb
higher and higher leave it all behind
Higher and higher who knows what we'll find
So baby dry your eyes, save all the tears you've cried
Ohh that's what dreams are made of
Oh we belong in a world that must be strong
Oh thats what dreams are made of
And in the end on dreams we will depend
Cause thats what love is made of
Crowd:[Cheers like hell] [whistles] [hoots] [thunderous claps]
Robin:[thinking] Huh I did it. I didn't suck!
DJ:Alright, ladies and gents our American Idol uhh....
Robin:Robin, the Robin, the Teen Titan Robin.
People:Gasp...
Dude:Oh man I said he looked stupid
Dude #3:Holy crap its the actual Robin, that means the actual Teen Titans are here.
Chick #4:Ahh I can't believe it, somebody kill me.
Dude #4:Holy shit I can't believe its Robin.
DJ:Well congratulations Robin your this clubs American Idol, here!
[hands him the trophy]
[Robin holds the trophy high above his head]
[Everybody cheers]
DJ:So whaddya doin' here tonight Robin?
Robin:I'm here celebrateing the night before my eightennth birthday with my buds. There they are [points to the Titans]
DJ:The big one eight huh? Awesome.
Robin:Yup.
DJ:Well thanks for comin' Robin, have a good birthday.
[Robin begins to exit but the crowd boos]
Dude #2:Booo...more....boo.
Chick #3:I wanna here more, more.
Crowd:More, more, more!
DJ:Well it looks like the crowd wants to hear more of you Robin, how 'bout it?
Robin:[rubs his chin, thinking about it][into micrphone]Folks if you wanna here me sing s'more do as Stone Cold says and give me a hell yeah!
Crowd:Hell yeah!!!!!
Robin:All right one song comin' up.
[proceeds to choose a song]
Cyborg:[slaps his head]Oh my god, I had no idea Robbo could sing like that?!
Beast Boy: Damn! He sounds even better than Sammy Haygar. (vocalist for second half of the Van Halen run)
Terra:Better? No way. He could stomp Sammy Haygar.
Starfire:I feel overjoyed for Robin. His performance was....enchanting.
Raven:[walking up][monotone]Very nice. His singing is...unique.
[Robin chooses Kiss' Rock N'Roll All Night (And Party Everyday)]
Robin:All right, this next song...well being a super hero I kinda wish my life'd be more simpler. You know just sit around play video games, listen to my favorite music, do what regular teans do. But I love being a super hero so much that I wouldn't trade it for the world but sometimes I just wanna ROCK N' ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY!!
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:You show us everything you've got
You keep on dancing and the room gets hot
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You say you wanna go for a spin
The party's just begun, we'll let you in
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You keep on shoutin', you keep on shoutin'
Come on
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
Robin:You keep on saying you'll be mine for a while
You're lookin' fancy and I like your style
You drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
You show us everything you've got
Baby, baby that's quite a lot
and you drive us wild, we'll drive you crazy
you keep onshouting, you keep on shouting
I can't here ya
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
(Guitar Solo)
Robin:You keep onshouting, you keep on shouting....
What?
Robin, Crowd:I wanna rock and roll all nite
And every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
I wanna rock and roll all nite
And party every day
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers louder than last time]
Dude #5:Whoo I wanna rock n' roll all night!
Dude #6:I wanna party everyday.
Chick #4:Go Robin.
Robin:Huff huff yeah that was Kiss' Rock n' Roll All Night, one of the best rock tunes I ever heard. Now this next song, I see my team mates out there, hey guys.
Titans:[waves]Hey Robin/Hi Robin
Robin:I look at my team and I think...we deserve our own album huh?
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:I mean if Spongebob Squarepants can get an album, why can't we.
(This is what I think in real life, an album of the TT theme song and of course the Titans theme songs would be sweet.)
Robin:And I look at Beast Boy our teams very own animal shape shifter. Beast I got one thing to say to you.
Beast Boy:Yeah?
Robin:Your outfit...makes you look gay as hell!
Beast Boy:What?!
Crowd:[Laughs]
Robin:Come on man, pink and black? Your partly queer with a chance of fag.
Beast Boy:Grr...just you wait when we get home I'm gonna play the biggest practical joke of your life on you.
Robin:Come on, your always telling me to lighten up, are you some kinda hypocrit or somethin'?
Beast Boy:I...I...grr...?
[Starfire chuckled, even though it was mean she had heard of a thing called "guy humor" and this was utterly funny]
Robin:Sorry Beast I just had to say that and to show that I'm sorry I'm gonna do your theme. So everybody here's Beast Boys theme, the Beasty Boys' "Fight For Your Right (To Party)"
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts]
Robin:You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" But she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
Robin:Your pop caught you smoking and he said, "No way!"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
Robin:Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home is you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beasty Boys!
Robin/Crowd:You gotta fight for your right to party
You gotta fight for your right to party
(fade, I think this as far as it goes)
Crowd:[cheers even louder than last time]
Robin:Thank you ladies and gents, and that's "Fight For Your Right."
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Whooo! Ok now I look at my teammates again and I see quite possibly the coolest girl I've ever met. I'm talkin' about.......Starfire. [points to Starfire] Look at her isnt she awesome people?
Crowd:[Cheers for Starfire]
Starfire:[blushing]Umm thank you.
Robin:And this is why I'm going to sing this song, my rendition of her fitting theme "Believe In Myself" from the Sonic Adventure soundtrack. (Tails' Theme)
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:When all alone in my chair, I just go about wishing
I wanna be strong, I really wanna be trusted
When all alone in my bed, I just go about yearning
I wanna be cool, I also wanna be like them
But that's not something I can do so easily
This is not simply my way, my style
Gotta get a hold of my life
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
Gotta keep goin'
Everything is a brand new challenge for me
I will believe in myself
This is the only start for me
When all alone in my sleep, I just go about dreaming
I see myself there, having the same adventure
If I just follow you, I will never see the light
Now is the time to find my way through this life
I'm trying so hard to be strong
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
(Guitar solo)
Many friends help me out, in return I help them
Certain things I can do and there are things that only I can do
No one's alone!
I wanna fly high
So I can reach the highest of all the heavens
Somebody will be waiting for me so,
I have got to fly higher
Crowd:[cheers twice as loud as they did during the last song]
Robin:Thank you very much, that's a dedication to Starfire everybody!
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Right now this next song, goes out to our most mysterious member, and of course our own sorceress, give it up people for Raven!
Crowd:[cheers for Raven]
[Raven doesn't look very amused]
Beast boy:Come on Raven crack a smile these people are cheering for you.
Raven:I don't want to. Besides these people are cheering for Robin not me.
People:Raven, Raven, Raven, Raven, Raven!
Beast Boy:Either I havn't cleaned my ears or I hear these people shouting your name?
Raven:Well...its...its not like it means anything.
Beast Boy:C'mon Rave, crack a smile, please for me?
Raven:Oh all right. [yells]Yeah, whoohooo.
Robin:He he he, thats what I like to see. Well anyway heres my rendition of Ravens song "Throw It All Away" from the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack.
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Everybody tries to be straight,
But things are still unchanged,
It's useless to resist,
Their effort will be wasted.
Head straight for your goal by any means,
There is a door that you've never opened,
There is a window with a view you have never seen,
Get there, no matter how long it takes.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again....and again, and again
(INSTRUMENTAL)
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
[whispers]you live an endless life forever....forever
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
No-one can break you, nobody can tear you,
You live an endless life forever.
Oh dark, the darkness that dozes in the dusk,
Throw it all away.
You see a light wherever you go,
You have to face it again and again.
(fades)
Crowd:[Cheers five times as louder as before]
Robin:All right that's "Throw It All Away" everybody. Now this next song goes out to our latest member, the seriously powerfull Terra!
Crowd:[Cheers]Terra! Terra! Terra!
[Terra modestly waves to the crowd]
(even though her premeireing episode hasn't premeired yet I think she's really cool. I don't see why people hate her so much despite the fact she messes with the Titans chemistry. They're fine the way they are with the exception of Cyborg. And besides the fact that Terra kinda fucks with the BB/R sceanario, but I was never a big fan of that anyway. I think she's totally cool)
Robin:Whooo ok well Terra even though we don't really know each other that much I got a pretty good idea about what your theme is. So hear it is guys BoyHitsCars "lovefurypassionenergy!" (theme of Lita)
Crowd:[cheers]
[song starts up]
Robin:She’s like a lost flower,
Growing out through a crack.
In the bustling sidewalk,
Moving like a river so sad.
So hey, where we going?
Tell me where we've gone.
Was there love and fury,
Energy and passion.
So fuck your rules man,
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go paint your face and,
Proclaim thy warrior soul.
Cause life is a brutal,
Fight until we show.
A shade of timelessness,
For we are all distinct.
And a waiting hour,
Transcendental release.
So fuck your rules man.
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go let your soul dance baby,
Time to free yourself at last.
Unshackle your life's spirit,
Pry away from the past.
Cause, cuz it's gone.
Like a lost flower,
Growing with mad wind.
Like a sad river,
Who has no end.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my passion.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my love.
So fuck your rules man,
Here comes pure energy.
So fuck your rules man,
Cause here comes my fury!
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
So fuck your rules man.
You step up, you'll go down fast.
I've got to release all the,
Shit that has made up my past.
So go let your soul dance baby,
Time to free yourself at last.
Unshackle your life's spirit,
Pry away from the past
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Phew boy my voice'll be shot tomarrow.
[someone throws him a water bottle]
Dude #7:Here ya go.
Robin:Oh thanks
[opens up the bottle and drinks most of it, and spills some on his head, soaking his hair and his shirt]
[drinks more and in Triple H fashion, spits the water in a mist]
Crowd:[thunderous] Cheers
[nearly all the girls in the audience swoon as his huge muscles begin to protrude trough the wet cloth]
Robin: All right now this next song goes out to the big metal man or should I say the big metal trash can of the Teen Titans, Cyborg!
Crowd:[cheers/boos]
Robin:This song is gonna be.....nothing cuz I'm not doin' Cyborgs song.
Cyborg:What?!
Crowd:[mostly cheers than boos]
Robin:You threw me up here against my will, hell no I'm not doin' your song! So instead I'll be doin' mine. Hey can I get a guitar for this?
[someone from the side tosses him a gibson guitar. (best brand I know)]
Robin:[strumming a few strings] This song is about me, how I feel, and how my lifes been like...so ladies and gents I hope you like my rendition of Monster Magnets "Live For the Moment" (Matt Hardys theme)
[Crowd cheers]
[song starts, Robin plays the guitar parts]
Robin:There's a little pile of ashes where my old life used to be
Credit cards and memories all dumped into the sea
Well this ain't no time for bullshit as I fly into the sun
Well you can't trust anybody if you can't trust number one
Well the man tells me my future, their's not so far away
And get ready for tomorrow, I gotta waste my whole today
My inner luck knows better, it's what I wanna hear
Just like a diamond bullet where it's crystal (crystal) clear
Oh yeah
Wooooo!
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea, yeah
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no) with me
You'll never find your pleasure if you worry about your pain
And your precious little details are stretchin' out my brain
Well you spin around and bite your nails, now let me tell you, son
That you can't trust anybody if you can't trust number one
Well the man tells me my future and it's not so far away
I get ready for tomorrow, I gotta waste my whole today
Well my inner luck knows better, oh it's what I really wanna hear
Just like a diamond bullet where it's crystal (crystal) clear Oh yeah
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no)with me
Now don't you sell me no future, yeah
Don't you sell me your love
I ain't vouchin' your number
You couldn't pay me enough
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I ain't buyin' no future when the past is so far away
I can slay a tornado
I can dry up a sea, yeah
When I live for the moment
There ain't no (r'ain't no) with me
Now don't you sell me no future, yeah
Don't you sell me your love
I ain't vouchin' your number
You couldn't pay me enough, you couldn't pay me enough
YOU Couldn't pay me enough x 19
Crowd:[cheers the loudest they've cheered all night]
[Robin hands the guitar back]
Robin:Whooo I'm livin' for the moment right now, this is awesome. Well I gotta few more songs to play so lets get onto the next one. Here is Metallicas "Saint Anger"
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Saint Anger 'round my neck
Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
Saint Anger 'round my neck
Saint Anger 'round my neck
He never gets respect
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
Saint Anger 'round my neck
(You flush it out, You flush it out)
He never gets respect
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
I need a voice to let myself
To let myself go free
Fuck it all and fuckin' no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Medallion noose, I hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I want my anger to be healthy
I want my anger just for me
I need my anger not to control
I want my anger to be me
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
I need to set my anger free
Fuck it all and no regrets
I hit the lights on these dark sets
Tie a noose or hang myself
Saint Anger 'round my neck
I feel my world shake
Like an earth quake
It's hard to see clear
Is it me? Is it fear?
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
I'm madly in anger with you
[fade]
Crowd:[cheers loud as fuck again]
Robin:Whoo Metallica everybody. Metal is where its at! (thats how I really feel) Now for this next song I'd like a girl to come up and dance with me.
[Every girl except Raven cuz she doesn't want to, and Starfire because she thinks she'll be embarrassed if she does it]
Robin:Whoa whoa whoa hold on girls I already decided who I want to dance with me...how 'bout it....Starfire?
Starfire:[blushing]Huh?
Dude #8:Do it girl
Chick #7:Yeah go for it Starfire.
Chick #3:He wants you to dance with him.
Dude:Go on, it'll be awesome.
[Starfire feels nervous, the heat of the moment is making her legs feel wobbily. She feels like she could faint at any possible moment]
Cyborg:Go on Star he's waitin' for ya.
Beast Boy:Yeah the man inviting you to boogey with him.
Terra:Starfire....are you ok?
Starfire:Umm...
Robin:Hmmm I'm not gonna change my mind Starfire, no matter how many girls want to come up and dance with me I only want you to dance with me to Van Halens "Dance the Night Away."
[Crowd cheers and they begin to clear a path for Starfire]
[Starfire begins to slowly inch her way as the song starts]
Robin:Have you seen her?
So fine and pretty.
Fooled me with her style and ease.
And I feel her from across the room.
Yes, it's love in the third degree.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby.
[Starfire is about half way down, she begins to imagine that she has died and is at the gate to heavan and that a beautiful angel that looks like Robin is there to greet her]
Robin:Come on, take a chance.
You're old enough to dance
dance the night away.
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away.
Starfire:[thinikng]Ahh what the hell!
[she uses her flight to do an extra long jump up to the stage]
Crowd:[cheers madly]
Robin:All right Star you made it. Lets dance.
[they both start dancing simultaneously, matching each others moves and doing some moves that seemed nearly impossible to regular humans]
Robin:A live wire.
Barely a beginner, but just watch that lady go.
She's on fire,
'cause dancing gets her higher than anything else she knows.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby, baby.
Well, don't skip romance, 'cause you're old enough to dance
dance the night away.
Oh, come on, baby, dance the night away.
Ohhhh, oh yeah.
[guitar, cow bell solo]
Dance the night away.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Come on dance the night away.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Ooh, baby, baby.
Dance, dance, dance the night away.
Oooo, ooo yeah
(fade)
Crowd:[cheers loud enough that people in Gotham City could hear them]
[Robin and Starfire take a bow]
Robin:Give her a hand everybody.
Crowd:[claps and cheers for Starfire, her dancing was absoulutely impecible]
[Robin hands Starfire the microphone]
Robin:Go ahead and say something.
Starfire:[into microphone]Umm thank you audience, I appreciate that you loved my method of movements bodily contortion, or dancing. But I must thank Robin for giving me the courage to perform such a feet. So please clap and give your admiration to him.
[hands Robin the mic]
Robin:[into mic] Your welcome Star but I gotta thank you for inspiring me to go through with this.
[they share the mic]
Starfire:[into mic]Your very welcome Robin
[stare at each other for a few seconds]
Crowd:Aww.
Dude #2:Someones gettin' laid tonight for sure. (lyric from Van Halens "Unchained")
Chick #5:I wish I were Starfire
Chick #7:I want Robin for myself.
Chick:Lucky!!
[Robin and Starfire remember the position their in and jump back into normal posture]
Robin:Uhh right...well thats Starfire, give her one more round people!
Crowd:[cheers, claps]
[Starfire walks off the stage and back to the Titans]
Robin:Phew over nine songs down, whoo can't believe I'm lasting this long.
Dude #9:Thats why they call you the boy wonder Robin.
Robin:Right, I knew that. Well anyway this next song is a pretty cool one, the rock theme to our city, Jump City. Can anyone guess which song I'm gonna do?
Crowd:.....
Robin:Come on people [hand signs] "Jump City."
Crowd:......
Robin:Oh boy....Van Halens "Jump!"
Crowd:[Cheers]
Robin:Ooook well here we go
[song starts up]
Robin:I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Aaa-ohh Hey you ! How said that ?
Baby how you been ?
You say you don't know, you won't know
until we begin.
Well can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean ?
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
(guitar solo)
(keyboard solo)
Might as well jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Get it and jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
Crowd:[cheers]
Robin:Well everybody its gettin' pretty close to 2:00 a.m. and I gotta split.
(little bit early to leave a party huh ^__~)
Crowd:Aww.
Dude#9:No way you can't go.
Chick #6:Yeah your the best singer this clubs ever had
Robin:Thanks guys but I'm geetin' really tired, plus my voice is running on empty here, so I got time to do one last song. And I'm gonna go out with a bang with the greatest rock opera of all time...Queens Bohemian Rhapsody!
[Crowd:[goes wild]
Robin:Is this the real life...
Is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality...
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy,I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come,easy go,
A little high,little low,
Anyway the wind blows,doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all...
(Guitar Solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche
will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning
very very frightening
Galileo,Galileo,
Galileo Galileo
Galileo, figaro, magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go,will you let me go
Bismillah! No,we will not let you go let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia,mama mia,
let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me
[rocks]
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
just gotta get right outta here
[rocks]
[eases on down]
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
nothing really matters to me,
Any way the wind blows....
Crowd:[erupts, making the whole building shake]
[Robin takes off his shirt, balls it up and throws it into the crowd]
[they all try to make a grab for it]
[one lucky girl comes out on top]
[she holds the shirt high above her head]
Robin:Thanks a lot everybody, g'night.
[hands the mic back to the DJ]
DJ:That was Jump Cities American Idol everybody, Robin!!
[Robin exits out the back, the Titans shuffle out of the crowd to the front exit]
[they meet a shirtless Robin out by the T car, they hop in and drive home]
[Back at Titans Tower]
Cyborg:Man you killed them out there Robin.
Robin:[modestly]I wouldn't say killed.
Beast Boy:Are you kidding you made that gaywad Clay Aikan look like a singer-wanna-be.
Terra:Yeah and if that judge Simon would've heard you, he'd have something good to say for once.
(lets set the record straight I have never watched american idol in my life. Shhyeah like I'd want to watch a bunch of pop star wanna bes singing such gay songs)
Raven:Your singing was very...good. It was a lot different compared to everything else I hear on the radio.
Robin:Thanks guys.
Cyborg:Whadda you think Star?
[Starfire blushed and stammered, she couldn't find words to express how perfect he was]
Starfire:[blushing]Umm Robins vocals they were...[silence] pswallows] They were perfect. Absoulutely perfect, I have never heard such wonderful lyrics come from anybody. I believe that I have found a new favorite singer Robin.
Robin:[smiling]Wow thanks Starfire, that really means a lot to me.
Cyborg:Aww do the widdle childwen woant a moment awone?
Robin:[punches him]Shut up.
Raven:I'd love to stay and watch you behave like children but I want to go to bed.
Terra:I'm going to turn in to, see you guys tomarrow.
[Terra and Raven walk down the hall]
Starfire:Tonights events have left me fatigued I will go to my room and slumber for the rest of the night.
[walks down the hall, stops and floats up to the ceiling]
Beast Boy:Hey Robin, up for a round of Sonic Adventure 2:Battle treasure hunting before we go to bed?
Robin:Sure why not.
Cyborg:I gotta get to bed to, need to recharge my power cell.
[walks down the hall]
[once he's several feet away Starfire floats down and lands]
[she peers from the hallway as Robin and Beast Boy play SA2:Battle]
[Robin is playing a female bat with white fur, peach skin, tight black spandex, long white gloves and boots, and a heart-like object covering her breasts which seemed to big for a creature her size. She was called Rouge the Bat. Beast Boy was playing a liquid monster with claws called Chaos]
[Robins character ran across the screen and ran into an object that looked like the shard of a gem]
[the screen went white then it panned to Robins character doing a victory dance with Beast Boys character pounding]
Rouge:All the worlds jewels will be mine.
Robin:Whoohooo I won. Ha.
Beast Boy:You just got lucky that time.
Robin:No way, either that or I got lucky more than fifty times.
Beast Boy:Man how do you keep on beating me.
Robin:Skill Beast. Plus if you stick me with Rouge I'm unstoppable. I love Rouge in this.
Starfire:[gasp] [thinking]Oh my could Robin truely love this "Rouge the Bat" does she have something that Robin finds appealing that I don't.
Beast Boy:You just love her titties Robin (heck I would to)
[Starfire looked again, Rouge was still in her victory pose.]
[She looked at her own rack, hers was about the same size as Rouge, those were one of the few things that grew when she hit 16. (shes 18 in this)]
Robin:Aside from that I mean look at her, what could you not like about her]
[Starfire looked at Rouge again, they looked pretty identical. Same body shape, same bust size, Starfire was of course taller and had red and she didn't have bat ears but she suddenly remembered seeing a Rouge the Bat costume at a store in the mall once]
Starfire:That is it. I shall surprise Robin by replicateing myself as this Rouge the Bat. Yes, he will find my costume as well as me appealing. Perhaps I should do something else for Robin...[grins mischeviously]
Robin:Well now that I beat you I might as well hit the sack.
Beast Boy:Me to.
[they turned the game off and headed for their rooms]
[Starfire saw them coming and jetted off to her room]
[Starfires Room]
[when she made it to her room and planned Robins Birthday Surprise accordingly. She would have to miss the celebration but she could leave the present she was leaving him and a little note hinting her surprise. Starfire grinned]
Starfire:[thinking]This will be the best earth birthday gift that Robin has ever received.
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well thats chapter 1. In the next chapter its birthday boys celebration. Everything goes sweet but theres one thing missing....Starfire, where could she be, how could she miss her own secret lovers birthday party. The question stumps the Teen Titans, what could Starfire have up her sleeve? ^___^ Just wait and see.