Fan Fiction ❯ Bite Me... ❯ One-Shot

Raven returned to the Titans Tower that night. It was about midnight, a little earlier than her usual return, but she had gotten what she needed already, so why stay out until normal? She stopped before entering, checking her reflection in the window. No reflection to speak of. Perfect, she thought. She dabbed a trickle of blood from the corner of the mouth, then snuck in. She entered her room, and closed the door carefully behind her. Opening her coffin, she climbed in and slept.

 

“Time to get up, Raven,” said a voice, all too cheerily for her. She opened her eyes. She leapt out of the coffin, and jumped into her bed, not a moment too soon. Robin came in. “So, I can see you're up,” he mused.

 

“Very funny, Robin. I'm rolling on the floor.”

 

Robin winced. “Well, if you want breakfast, it's on the table.”

 

“I don't DO breakfast,” Raven spoke darkly.

 

“Come on, what are you, a vampire?” Robin asked, grabbing her by the wrist and dragging her out of her room.

 

“That's the thing, Robin. I AM a vampire,” Raven insisted.

 

Robin halted in his tracks. “You are? I don't believe you.”

 

Raven let her fangs extend. “I'll prove it.”

 

Robin looked at her fangs. “Nice fake fangs. I can't get ones these good at the local prank shops!”

 

“They're REAL,” Raven urged.

 

“Yeah, right. Bite me,” Robin uttered.

 

THE END