Fan Fiction ❯ Bridge ❯ Bertie's madness ( Chapter 24 )

"Now wait, bert might have a problem with me telling this story," said amirah.

"No dude its cool, its ill, its dope, its killertubuerlistic!" he said.

"Was all of that needed?" asked eddie.

"No but it sounded cool" laughed bert.

"Shut up everyone and let her tell the story now, damn you fucking chatter boxes" said matt.

"Ok so remind you that I was dating kenny at the time, you know me and the guys of the used a.k.a yours truly were close friends and so were they with kenny. Kenny and I were at bert's house and when kenny and me left to go home, he forgot his guitar. So kenny asked me could I go and get it for him, so I get to bert's house………………………… ………"

++++++++++++Flash Back+++++++++++

"Who is it!!" asked bert as he heard the knocking on the door.

"It's the pancreas lady and I've come to take yours away," said amirah.

"What the fuck do you want?!"

"I'm looking for kenny's shit," she said.

"Well his shit is usually in the bathroom but this time it's in the room," said bert.

"Ooo ha ha"

Bert opened the door and Amirah entered.

"What the fuck is your problem?" she laughed.

"You scared me when you knocked" he said.

"Ok…so what room is his guitar in?" asked amirah.

"The back" he said pointing to the back of the house.

Amirah headed for the room, when Bert was sure he was out of her view. He took the broken rubber band and wrapped it around his lower arm, he pumped his fist and brought out the needle from the entertainment center drawer. Amirah looked out form the corner of the room to see Bert inject the substance from the needle into his very own body.

She ran out of the room and picked up the needle.

"Bert what the fuck is this!!" she yelled.

"Listen its nothing" he stuttered.

"What the fuck do you mean its nothing" amirah shot the needle down to the floor and lifted Bert's chin.

"Don't do that," bert said looking up.

"You're fucking killing yourself with this shit " she said looking at him in disgust.

"Its none of your fucking business what I do!!" he yelled.

"What the fuck do you mean its none of my fucking business, huh!!??" amirah shouted in his face as she snatched him up by his collar.

"Get the fuck off of me dude!" said bert.

"NO I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO BERT!!" she yelled.

He pushed her off of him harshly and she stood there for a moment, looking at him with sympathy.

"I'm not letting you go down like this," said amirah.

"You don't have a fucking clue what its like being bert McCracken do you?!!" he shouted.

"You're right, I don't but you don't have to do this to yourself"

"You just don't get it do you, YOU JUST DON"T FUCKING GET IT!!" he said.

Amirah punched him in his lip, he stumbled back to examine himself. She went to swing at him again but he caught her fist. Bert knocked her against the wall, the needle dug into her skin, she got back up and punched him in the stomach and he retaliated, he slapped her across her face. Amirah delicately touched her cheek and looked up at Bert. She punched him in his nose, which caused him to fall onto the couch, he sat there holding his nose with tears running down his face. Amirah ran over to the couch and held him close and there was a short silence besides the small sound of sniffles.

"Bert what the fuck were you thinking?" she asked.

"I don't know what happened to me" he said "I just lost it".

"I love you like a fucking brother dude, you scared the hell out of me".

"I know and I'm sorry" bert said as he layed his head on her shoulder.

"You don't have to apologize for that, mean I have no idea what its like being you" said amirah.

"You've been through the same thing," he said.

"But I'm not you"

"Yeah I know but you care about me," said bert.

"You're damn right and if you ever put your hands on me again, I swear to god one of us will be dead" she said.

"The needle" he said "The fucking needle is in your arm".

"Aww shit!!" she shouted.

A few seconds later Amirah's phone rang, it was Kenny.

Convo:

"Hello"

"Yeah hello, why is it taking you so long…….and why are you breathing so hard………what the hell are you and bert doing!!?" he asked.

"Oh yeah we were doing it kenny, that's it yeah we were doing it" she told him.

"Well I'm on my way" said kenny.

"Ok Bye, I love you" said amirah.

"Love you too"

Amirah hung up the phone.

"That was kenny wasn't it" said bert.

"Yeah and he's on his way……….. so how long does it take for this shit to die down?" she asked.

"Did the stuff get into your skin?" he asked.

"I don't think so, the needle just pierced my skin" said amirah.

"It won't take long seeing as it didn't get in you, but you'll need to lay down and drink a lot of water motherfucker" he said taking the needle out of her arm.

"You do know that I'm so not going home right" she said.

"Damn we got another freeloader here" laughed bert " I really want to thank you for what you did for me" he said kissing her forehead.

"Hey!!"

"That was only a friendly kiss, I would never date you" he said.

"Bertie don't hide it you know you want me" said amirah.

"No fucking way, no how!" he laughed.

Amirah laughed and tried to get up and walk to the kitchen but her head was hurting far too badly.

"Where the hell did you think you were going" said bert.

"Shit, nowhere now" she laughed.

"What do you need?" he asked.

"A glass of water"

"You know you have to eat too" said bert sticking his tongue out at her and smiling.

"No, food, our moral enemy!!?" she laughed.

"That's right chickabiddie" he said.

"Shut up and get me my water and fix that nose of yours" said amirah.

"You know you want me" said bert.

"Bert get a fucking life" she laughed.

When Bert left the kitchen there was a knock at the door, Bert opened the door.

"What's up bert, damn what happened to you?" laughed kenny.

"Nothing dude" bert said shaking his head.

"THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!!" kenny shouted to amirah.

Kenny ran over to the couch where Amirah was laying down and kissed her.

"I'm ok, nothing happened, I just have a headache" she laughed.

"OH" said kenny.

"Oh so I don't get a kiss, kenny?" asked bert.

+++++++++++++Present+++++++++++

"All of that happened in one night?" asked matt.

"Yep" said amirah.

"So bert, you hit my woman?" asked adam.

"No, technically I hit kenny's woman" he said.

"What ever just don't let that shit happen again" said adam.

"Oh shut up mr. get bad!!" laughed matt.

"Amirah, I didn't know you two fought that night" said kenny.

"We didn't want to tell you because……..i mean what the hell were we going to say" said amirah.

"Just something, but I respect what happened" he said.

"You slapped her bert?" asked adam.

"I hate thinking about that night, shut up!!" yelled bert.

"But you know what was funny bert?" asked amirah.

"What?"

"When kenny ran to me" she laughed.

"Yeah that was fucking hilarious!!" he said laughing.

"Well hey I loved her, so shut up!!" shouted kenny.

"Yeah I could picture that happening" adam's chuckling changed into a loud and harsh laughter.

"But I was in good hands though" she said winking at bert.

Ok that's it for the moment because my brain is telling me I need sleep and my conscience is telling me that I shouldn't be listening to the man that's telling me about his masturbation problems. Plus look out for a new book coming out soon called "THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE" brought to you by Clandestine Industries and written by my dear friend PETER WENTZ. Hope you enjoyed and please review!!