Fan Fiction ❯ Changing Forms ❯ The Initial Change ( Chapter 1 )

"Rar." I am a monster. A large monster. A vicious large monster.

*yawn*

And I am being chased by police.

Let me fill you in.

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I was walking down a dark alley, looking for this serial rapist to convict, when, all of a sudden, he jumps out behind me from a garbage can. I jump kicked him, trying to make him fall, but the bastard tripped on a rat. A dead rat. An extremely large dead rat. Anyways, the rapist tripped on the rat, and landed on a nail. With his last breath, he said "I don't have to breathe for an hour…"

And the bastard stayed alive for another hour. C'mon… What the hell. Just fucking die. But after that hour was up, he did die. Bastard. I spit on him. I thought I saw him grin, but it turns out it was just a nerve. God damn muscle twitches. Freaked the shit outta' me too.

When the paramedics came, trying to revive the sonnuvabitch, I couldn't look. They actually tried mouth to mouth. Disgusting. I threw up all over the fucking rat that ruined my career. And, according to some people, that's a curse….

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So here I am, a monster. Being chased by cops. And now, you get the picture. And yes, I did eat an old lady. And her dog. And her dog's bone. Oh, and the filet mignon she had in the freezer. And all 27 of her cats. And her leather-upholstered couch. I'm kind of embracing this monster thing. It lets me do things. Stuff that I never could've gotten away with when I was a detective. Like eating an old lady. And her- Wait, I already said this. But yeah, I got to eat leather. Leather! Yum. Oh and you can't forget the fact that I'm being chased by my ex-colleagues. Yup. Takasi, Yoru, West, hell, even Oichiro is chasing me! And he's the chief of police! But seriously- Oh shit. They're shooting at me. Goddammit! Why can't a 600-foot monster just be left alone? God. When will they learn?

"ReeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRR!!!"

Mmm… Chili. Ah crap. I fried the cops. Now they'll send the AELMG. The Anti-Extremely-Large-Monsters-Group. And they have tanks. And choppers. Oh, and you can't forget the extremely large stockpiles of fish. Yummy fish. That's another thing I like. Fish.

*sniff sniff*

Mmm. Fish. I think I'll walk over to it.

*stomp*

Wow. I'm there.

I think I saw a movie like this once. It was… Oh! An American remake! Ha! Oh… wait… They're gonna try and-

*booooooom*

Ouch. Damn rockets. *stomp* Ha. Take that, bastard tanks!

*run run run*

Take that, I ran away!