Fan Fiction ❯ Click ❯ One-Shot
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Konran no Tenshi 
Original characters combined with characters from many other anime. A phone conversation turns chaotic when the call keeps getting interrupted. Rated PG for slight cussing and... well... Kuno.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.04.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 715 | Visits: 510 | Status: Completed
Original characters combined with characters from many other anime. A phone conversation turns chaotic when the call keeps getting interrupted. Rated PG for slight cussing and... well... Kuno.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.04.2002 | Pages: 3 | Words: 715 | Visits: 510 | Status: Completed
Click
by Konran no Tenshi and Akki no Tenshi
Author's Note: Ok, I (Konran no Tenshi) take absoutely NO responsibility for this small piece of insanity. It was all Akki's idea-
Akki: WAS NOT!
Konran: *sighs and holds up the im message history*
Akki: *sweatdrop* Ok, so maybe it was.
Konran: *ahem* Anyways... IT WASN'T MY FAULT! Now: the required stuff. We don't own any of the characters in this... well... I suppose I HAVE to call it a 'fic... ^.^;; but Konran and Vertigo are mine and his, respectively. No fair stealing without asking (and 75% of the profits). ^_^
Vertigo: *dials in a number*
Duo: Hello?
Vertigo: Hey man,'sup?
Duo: Hold on I got a beep. *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Trowa: ...
Duo: Hey Trowa, hold on, I'm on the line.
Trowa: ... k.
Duo: *pushes a button* *click* Hey Vertigo.
Vertigo: ACK! Gotta beep!
Duo: Uh,ok.
Vertigo: *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Destiny: Hey sexy!
Vertigo: ACK! *pushes a button* *click* Ok, I'm back.
Duo: Uh, hold on a second. *pushes a button* *click*
Nuriko: Hey babe.
Duo: ACK!! YAOI! *pushes the button* *click* Sweet Jesus.
Vertigo: Hold on... *hears a buncha buttons* KONRAN!! I'M ON THE PHONE!
Konran: THEN HANG UP!
Vertigo: *sighs* I gotta go man. *hangs up* *click*
Konran: *dials Heero's cell*
Heero: ....hello?
Konran: Hey babe! 'Sup?
Heero: ...gotta beep. *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Voice: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Heero: ...this is the... *checks a sheet of paper* 37th time today. And I've already told you to go to hell. *pushes the button again* *click* Back.
Konran: v.v;; HER again?
Heero: ...yeah.
Konran: I have some friends who can see to it that she's never heard from again...
Heero: That... would be nice....
Konran: *grin* No problem. I'll arrange it. Oops, hold on. *click*
Trunks: Uh, hey?
Konran: Oh, HI! 'Sup?
Trunks: Not much, have you seen my father?
Konran: Uhhh, nope, why?
Trunks: Oh... ok. *click*
Konran: v.v;; Well fiiiiine... *click* Heero-chan, ya there?
Heero: Yeah, I'm here.... k'so, hold on. *click*
Ryoko: TENCHI-SAMA! HI! HOW ARE YOU?
Heero: OMAE O KOROSU! *click* Still there?
Konran: Yeh. So anyways... do you have a preferred way you'd like us to get rid of you-know-who?
Heero: Sure,sounds good to me.
Konran: Uhhhh... you mean, any way we want... awwwww, shimatta. Hang on a sec. *click*
Vertigo: v.v;; It's me, I'm over at Duo's house. He wants you to come over.
Konran: WELL I CAN'T! I'M ON THE PHONE WITH HEERO! *click* Back.
Heero: That's good. So who all were you thinking on sending?
Konran: Hmm... probably Jigoku-chan, Chishio-chan, maybe Destiny... and of course I wouldn't miss out on the fun...
Heero: Great, sounds good to... hold on. *click*
Mihoshi: Hi there! I'm bored! You wanna play tea party?
Heero: Again? ...maybe later. *click* Back.
Konran: So... what do you think? Drowning, hanging, burning, wrapped in tinfoil and used as a lightning rod... we're flexible...
Heero: Why can't we hang her with tin foil, then throw her in a river after sticking her with many many needles?
Konran: Sounds possible... oops, be right back. *click*
Tenchi: Uh, Ryoko? Are you there?
Konran: Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.
Tenchi: Oh, ok. S-see you l-later I guess.
Konran: *shrug* *click* I'm back.
Heero: Great, so when do you plan on doing this?
Konran: Whenever. I think Tuesday is free.
Heero: That's good... *hears commotion* Look, I gotta let you go, got stuff to- *click*
Kuno: How fare thee, my Spandex-clad wonder?
Heero: *picks up the phone again* ...I'm not wearing Spandex.
Kuno: Why, who hath stolen thy lovely Spandex from thee? I SHALL AVENGE THE SPANDEX-NAPPING OF THE SPANDEX OF MY SPANDEX-CLAD WONDER!
Heero: *sweatdrop* I took them off when we were talking, nobody stole them.
Kuno: Ohhh, I swoon at the thought of thee without thy Spandex... the very thought of me makes thee wish to strip...
Heero: WHAT THE HELL? *pulls out a gun again* WHERE ARE YOU?
Kuno: Look out the window. *waves from the yard, holding a rose*
Heero: *walks over to the window, then starts gagging and shoots at him*
Kuno: *dies*
Heero: *sigh* Well, I must go. See ya later Konran.
Konran: Ja.
Heero: *clicks off the phone*
Konran: *click*
<~*owari*~>
by Konran no Tenshi and Akki no Tenshi
Author's Note: Ok, I (Konran no Tenshi) take absoutely NO responsibility for this small piece of insanity. It was all Akki's idea-
Akki: WAS NOT!
Konran: *sighs and holds up the im message history*
Akki: *sweatdrop* Ok, so maybe it was.
Konran: *ahem* Anyways... IT WASN'T MY FAULT! Now: the required stuff. We don't own any of the characters in this... well... I suppose I HAVE to call it a 'fic... ^.^;; but Konran and Vertigo are mine and his, respectively. No fair stealing without asking (and 75% of the profits). ^_^
Vertigo: *dials in a number*
Duo: Hello?
Vertigo: Hey man,'sup?
Duo: Hold on I got a beep. *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Trowa: ...
Duo: Hey Trowa, hold on, I'm on the line.
Trowa: ... k.
Duo: *pushes a button* *click* Hey Vertigo.
Vertigo: ACK! Gotta beep!
Duo: Uh,ok.
Vertigo: *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Destiny: Hey sexy!
Vertigo: ACK! *pushes a button* *click* Ok, I'm back.
Duo: Uh, hold on a second. *pushes a button* *click*
Nuriko: Hey babe.
Duo: ACK!! YAOI! *pushes the button* *click* Sweet Jesus.
Vertigo: Hold on... *hears a buncha buttons* KONRAN!! I'M ON THE PHONE!
Konran: THEN HANG UP!
Vertigo: *sighs* I gotta go man. *hangs up* *click*
Konran: *dials Heero's cell*
Heero: ....hello?
Konran: Hey babe! 'Sup?
Heero: ...gotta beep. *pushes a button* *click* Hello?
Voice: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Heero: ...this is the... *checks a sheet of paper* 37th time today. And I've already told you to go to hell. *pushes the button again* *click* Back.
Konran: v.v;; HER again?
Heero: ...yeah.
Konran: I have some friends who can see to it that she's never heard from again...
Heero: That... would be nice....
Konran: *grin* No problem. I'll arrange it. Oops, hold on. *click*
Trunks: Uh, hey?
Konran: Oh, HI! 'Sup?
Trunks: Not much, have you seen my father?
Konran: Uhhh, nope, why?
Trunks: Oh... ok. *click*
Konran: v.v;; Well fiiiiine... *click* Heero-chan, ya there?
Heero: Yeah, I'm here.... k'so, hold on. *click*
Ryoko: TENCHI-SAMA! HI! HOW ARE YOU?
Heero: OMAE O KOROSU! *click* Still there?
Konran: Yeh. So anyways... do you have a preferred way you'd like us to get rid of you-know-who?
Heero: Sure,sounds good to me.
Konran: Uhhhh... you mean, any way we want... awwwww, shimatta. Hang on a sec. *click*
Vertigo: v.v;; It's me, I'm over at Duo's house. He wants you to come over.
Konran: WELL I CAN'T! I'M ON THE PHONE WITH HEERO! *click* Back.
Heero: That's good. So who all were you thinking on sending?
Konran: Hmm... probably Jigoku-chan, Chishio-chan, maybe Destiny... and of course I wouldn't miss out on the fun...
Heero: Great, sounds good to... hold on. *click*
Mihoshi: Hi there! I'm bored! You wanna play tea party?
Heero: Again? ...maybe later. *click* Back.
Konran: So... what do you think? Drowning, hanging, burning, wrapped in tinfoil and used as a lightning rod... we're flexible...
Heero: Why can't we hang her with tin foil, then throw her in a river after sticking her with many many needles?
Konran: Sounds possible... oops, be right back. *click*
Tenchi: Uh, Ryoko? Are you there?
Konran: Sorry, I think you've got the wrong number.
Tenchi: Oh, ok. S-see you l-later I guess.
Konran: *shrug* *click* I'm back.
Heero: Great, so when do you plan on doing this?
Konran: Whenever. I think Tuesday is free.
Heero: That's good... *hears commotion* Look, I gotta let you go, got stuff to- *click*
Kuno: How fare thee, my Spandex-clad wonder?
Heero: *picks up the phone again* ...I'm not wearing Spandex.
Kuno: Why, who hath stolen thy lovely Spandex from thee? I SHALL AVENGE THE SPANDEX-NAPPING OF THE SPANDEX OF MY SPANDEX-CLAD WONDER!
Heero: *sweatdrop* I took them off when we were talking, nobody stole them.
Kuno: Ohhh, I swoon at the thought of thee without thy Spandex... the very thought of me makes thee wish to strip...
Heero: WHAT THE HELL? *pulls out a gun again* WHERE ARE YOU?
Kuno: Look out the window. *waves from the yard, holding a rose*
Heero: *walks over to the window, then starts gagging and shoots at him*
Kuno: *dies*
Heero: *sigh* Well, I must go. See ya later Konran.
Konran: Ja.
Heero: *clicks off the phone*
Konran: *click*
<~*owari*~>