Fan Fiction ❯ Cloud ❯ let us be... BALLET! ( Chapter 2 )

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Disclaimer- I only own myself, I don’t own Dr. Phil or TT,

Darkraven531- thanks! And yes you will be making a guest appearance… because you have tickets! Yay for tickets!

crypticgoddess- thanks. And you’re the guard in this chap.

On with the show!

Cloud- (walks out and the crowd is silent) CLAP YOU MORONS!

Crowd- uh… (claps)

Cloud- thank you, thank you!

Beast boy- LET ME OUTTA THINK THING!

Cloud- well, well, well…

Beast boy- don’t hurt me…

Rocker- she wouldn’t hurt you, she is a vegetarian, and doesn’t hurt fellow vegetarians.

Cloud- SHUSH! Today’s topic is… (looks at card) uh… I cant read the writing…

Rocker- (looks at the card) neither can I. that’s because you let that monkey write the script.

Cloud- lava is not a monkey. He’s a mole. Anyway today’s topic is, (throws away the cards and thinks) oh yeah! That tape that inughost sent us! (pulls out tape) those who are weak in the stomach should leave.

Rocker- (starts to leave)

Cloud- I SAID WEAK IN THE STOMACH! Not weak in the mind! Now, raven… do
you have any… hobbies?

Raven- no.

Cloud- (pops in tape) I think your lying.

Tape- (shows raven doing ballet at, ‘princess’ academy for gifted teens’)

Raven fans- (all boo and throw rotten food)

Raven- (attempts to duck it)

Darkraven531- (storms down the stairs and attacks raven) HOW DARE YOU BE IN BALLET! (fight cloud appears)

Cloud- guard!

Crypticgoddess- yeah? Oh! (puts down the laptop and jumps in the fight cloud)

Beast boy- (jumps in the fight cloud) RAVEN!

Cloud- (grabs beast boy’s shirt collar) no way, I am not letting you get hurt.

Rocker- aw, veggie love…

Cloud- (hits rocker over the head) shut up.

Crypticgoddess- (gets thrown out of the fight cloud) damn they’re strong.

Cloud- (grabs darkraven531 by the shirt and drags her away from raven)

Raven- hey, where’s my cloak!?

Darkraven531- (laughing evilly as she runs away with the cloak)

Cloud- odd. Well, uh.. We have to go to commercial, we’ll be right back!

Five minutes later.

Cloud- we’re back! And we are talking to raven about, ballet!

Raven- (dressed in her black leotard standing next to a balance beam)

Cloud- raven, how long have you been doing ballet?

Raven- it will be eight weeks on Tuesday.

Cloud- and can you show us a ballet move?

Raven- (hops up on the balance beam and performs)

Camera guy #1- (faints from shock and the TV goes pitch black)

a/n- if you want to be a guest star please review.
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