Fan Fiction ❯ Cody goes to camp ❯ Cody goes to camp ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Kagome1619 
Zack,Cody,Becky,and Tapeworm came through the door of the Tipton Hotel."All I'm saying is next time I tell some hot babe I'm 15 back me up",said Zack."All I said was I'm 12",Cody replied."Well your twins she's bound to find out one of you are lying",Becky said."When are you guys gonna stop arguing?",Tapeworm asked."Soon I beg of you,or carry it out of the lobby",said Mr.Moseby."Don't worry Cody and Tapeworm are leaving for math camp for 2 weeks"."Yeah 2 weeks of swimming canoeing and quadratic formulas"."And they serve 3 squared meals a day,get it math camp squared ha ha ha ha"."And you two are going as well"?"Cody wanted me to go but I decided to stay here and keep Zack company"."And I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to go to camp with a bunch of nerds"."Was that before or after you flunked your math test"?"I'll have you know I flunked that test purposly just to get away from you"."And who are you avoiding with your D in English"?Zack started chasing Cody across the lobby.Cody was packing his clothes."Don't forget to pack Blankie",said Zack.He threw the blue blanket to Cody."Don't need it I'm quitting cold turkey.""You're not taking blankie?",Becky asked."Why you might need it say,you run into a grizzly bear you can pull out your blankie and he'll laugh himself to death",Zack said smiling."Or I could show him your report card",Cody replied.Zack stopped smiling and Becky started laughing.Carey(Zack and Cody's mom)walked into the room,"I've put name tags on all your clothes and here's my cell-phone in case of an emergency like you just wanna hear mommy's voice".She bear hugged Cody almost squishing him."Emergency can't breathe",cried Cody."I'm just gonna miss you so much"."Mom".Your brother's gonna miss you too right Zack?""Like a slow healing scab",Zack replied.Cody gave his brother a weird look."C'mon Cody you're gonna be late I don't want u to miss your bus"."Yeah don't want to miss getting on a bus full of nerds going 2,4,6,8,why can't we get a date?"Becky punched Zack in the arm,"Don't be mean to him.""Bye",Becky said while kissing him."Bye",he replied."Well bye Zack"."Yeah whatever".Becky hit him again,"What did I say?"As Cody closed the door Zack ran and jumped on the couch waiting for Becky.Becky sighed and went over to the couch and sat on him and they started making out.Soon they were watching TV and throwing popcorn up trying to catch it in their mouth."Mom I'm bored",Zack said to his mom who was already back."Well why don't you and Becky make-out you're always complaining about her making out with Cody more.""We already did",Becky said leaning on Zack's shoulder."Yeah 23 times",said Zack."Well why don't you call max?",Carey asked."Out of town",Zack replied boredly."Adam?""Chickenpox.""Danny?""He gave Adam Chickenpox.""Well why don't you go down to the gameroom?""It's boring with only 2 people.""Well here's an idea how about you two pick up this popcorn and make the beds I asked you to make a year ago?""We can't",Becky said,"There's popcorn in it."Zack threw a piece of popcorn up and Carey caught it and ate it,"One less to clean,get to it",she said.Zack and Becky were sitting at the table drawing when Esteban walked in."Esteban!", they both screamed.He jumped, "Oi little blonde peoples you scared me.""Well I'm here to drop off your mother's dry-cleaning.""You're not gonna stay?",Becky asked."No Mr.Moseby's got me running all over the place a group of body builders just checked in you think they'd carry their own bags.""Are you sure we could play some Alien Kung Fu Slama-Jama?",Zack said."Oh but that dosen't come out for another month.""We have our sources.""You know my weakness."So they all 3 went and played the X-Box.A couple minutes later Moseby walked by and saw Esteban playing instead of working so he went and tapped him on the shoulder Esteban was too caught up playing that he didn't know it was Moseby."Wait your turn", he said."You're running out of lives",Zack said to Esteban."Well you're running out of reload",he replied."And I'm running out of patience".They all 3 stood up when they heard Moseby's voice.Esteban handed the controller to Mr.Moseby,"It's your turn",he said,"Watch out for their intergalactic exploding tasers".He took the controller back and handed it to Zack."I expect you get back to your job while you still have one.""Yes sir."Esteban ran out of the room."Well done Zack and Becky you're destroying my hotel from the comfort of your own room.""But we just wanted to have fun",Becky said."Yes but the hotel staff are not your platmates."Moseby left the room.A couple minutes later they were playing with Muriel(one of the hotels maids)."We are beating you so bad it's like your not even trying,"said Becky."And I just broke a million", Zack said excitedly."Muriel Muriel wake up.""Not now Gunther,I'm tired,"replied Muriel."Oh forget it I'll just tell Cody at least with him i can rub it in his face."He called Cody's cell-phone and the voice machine picked up"Hi this is Cody using my mom's cell phone so if you leave your name and number I'll try to get back to you and remeber numbers are your friends.""Why don't you ever answer this thing?",Zack yelled into the phone,"I've got good news I just beat my personal best!"Carey was setting up the lights on stage when Becky and Zack came running in."Hey mom look Cody sent us a post card from math camp it dosen't look like he's doing very well.""It says he's made lots of new friends and figured out the circumference of a moose?","It sounds like he's having a great time.""Mom can't you read between the lines and see that he's having a horrible time?""How do you know?",Carey asked."We have twin telepathy,"he said waving his fingers on his forehead,"It's like i'm getting calls from him through my head.""Well hang up.""Uh uh remember that time when he broke his leg and I sensed it?""Yeah that's because you fell on him and broke it.""But I knew it immedietly,freaky stuff mom",said Zack mysteriously."If I'm right I'd say that you're the one that's missing him.""Mom I'm worried he could hanging over cliff right now with a pack of wolves snapping at him,mom do you realize he forgot to pack blankie?""Honey he's at math camp we're probably in more trouble here than he is there the worst that could happen is if he sat on his compass."All of a sudden London(Mr.Tipton's daughter)and Moseby crashed through the side of the hotel.Carey,Becky,and Zack ran over to see if they were alright.A couple of hours later Becky and Zack met up with Maddie(the candy counter girl)and London in the Lobby."You guys Becky and I are worried about Cody he hasn't been answering his cell phone.""Well maybe he's having fun,"London said."Hello this is math camp we're talking about,"replied Becky."We have to get down there"."Ooh I can drive you that way I can show Moseby how good I am without him",said London."Whoa big girl you just crashed into a building",said Maddie."Yeah but there are no buildings on the highway",replied London."But there are other cars,big trucks,and the occasional cute deer,this isn't a good idea"."Well you're not going to tell anyone are you",asked Becky."Well only if you do it"."Grab her",yelled Zack.They grabbed her by the arms and starting pulling her out the door.They saw Esteban looking at them."You saw nothing",said London."Ok have fun",he said."This is not a good idea the law requires that you have a responsible adult driver".Next thing you know London's driving with Muriel in the passenger seat and Maddie,Becky,and Zack in the back."Road trip woo hoo",Muriel screamed."Muriel are you sure your drivers licsence isn't expired"?"Ah take a loosen up cheeks you're bummin' us out"."London can you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour"?,asked Zack."Why"?"Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles",Becky answered."Well I just wanna get there and back in one piece"."I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30",said Zack.Next thing they hear sirens and see red and blue lights flashing behind them."Oh no it's the fuzz everybody act normal"."How is someone that is dragged into a car forced out of her own will driving down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act normal"?"Well you can start by shutting your yap".The policeman approuched the car."What's wrong officer it's not like I was speeding"."I'll say usually when I pull over sports cars it's because they're driving too fast but I had to shift down into first gear with you",said the officer."Give her a break flatfoot I'm still teaching her how to drive".Everybody gasped at what Muriel had said."I'll let you off this time since you're a beginner but driving slow can be dangerous too so next time drive faster".A few minutes later Becky and Zack are holding each other so tight that they can't breathe and London and Maddie are holding on to their seats for dear life because Muriel's driving."Oh I love the rush of the road the wind blowing through my hair"."What about the bugs in your teeth?""Well like I told ya if you'd keep your yap shut you wouldn't have that problem".They hear the sirens and see the flashing lights again."Oh no the cops should I try to out-run 'em"?"NO pull over"!"Ah give me a break gramma".So she pulled over.The same officer came up,"I thought I just stopped this car for driving too slow"?"But officer see I was in a rush to get my poor darling grandson to the hospital".They all turned towards Zack hinting that he should do something.He made a groaning noise."But he seemed fine a minute ago"."Yeah but we stopped up the road for Chilli dogs",said London."Oh no not Dirty Dan's"?"Yeah that's the place"."Hurry grandma I think I can see the light"."Stay away from the light",said Becky hugging him."You'd better go just be careful".Muriel sped off.Zack and Becky squeezed each other tightly again.They finally reached math camp."Cody",Zack whispered.Cody looked,"What are you guys doing here"?"Well,Becky said,Zack said that he was getting calls from you with his twin telepathy"."And we're here to bring you home so pack your stuff"."Why I'm having a great time"."Dude they're's chicks and a foxy hen I got the short blonde one".Before he could grab Becky,Cody and Zack stepped in front of her,"She's ours", they both said together."Ok fine I got the other blonde",he said looking at Maddie."You'll get nothing and like it",replied Maddie."You guys can I talk to Becky and Zack in private?""Sure", they said.Maddie and London left with the 2 boys."Is there anybody around between the ages of 25 and 28"?,Muriel asked leaving.Zack and Becky went and sat down."Do you know what my twin telepathy is telling me"?"You missed me"."You missed me you missed me",Cody sang doing a little dance."I didn't miss you mom's the one that missed you all she does is sit on the couch looking at your baby pictures eating ice-cream with a shovel",Zack said trying not to make it sound obvious that he missed him."Oh really that's funny because she called me tonight after dinner and she was bragging about how well she was doing on her new diet"."Yeah well she lied"."No you lied you missed me you missed me".Zack turned away from his brother.Cody spotted Blankie in Zack's backpack."Is that Blankie"?,Cody asked."Yeah I thought you might miss it",replied Zack."I did,thanks"."So you missed a stupid blanket but not your girlfriend and twin brother"?"Okay",Cody said pulling up a chair,"I missed you alot", he said looking at Becky and he gave her a kiss.She smiled blushing.Then he looked at his brother,"I missed you a little but not enough to come home early"."Oh I understand"."There's only 6 more days think you can make it without me"?"Yeah",replied Zack."Heck if London's driving we won't even be home for 6 days",Becky told Zack."But if Muriels driving I'm gonna need Blankie",he said snatching the blanket away his brothers hands.On the way home Becky,Zack,Maddie,and London rode with Mr.Moseby and Carey(which had come looking for Zack and Becky)London was driving while Carey,Zack,Becky,and Maddie rode in the back with Mr.Moseby in the passenger."Why did Becky and I have to get the hump"?"Well you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car",Maddie answered."Did we mention how much we love the hump"?,asked Becky."Well I hope you two like your room cuz that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive."I have to say in all fairness to London for me being kidnapped and my lawyers will be in touch she did a pretty good job driving up here"."Check your mirror eyes on the road check your mirror eyes on the road,Mr.Moseby said to London."I can't do both",she screamed at him."She's doing fine",Carey said to Moseby,"Isn't he the worst?","On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while he was driving"!"Ok I suppose I have a slight tendancy to be a bit mean".Suppose"?,asked Zack,"Slight"?,asked Carey,"Tendency"?,asked Becky,"A bit"?,asked Maddie,"Mean"?,London asked."Ok I'm sorry London",Moseby apologized to London."I'ts ok Moseby", London said hugging Moseby."HANDS ON THE WHEEL"!!!!,Zack,Becky,Maddie,and Carey screamed at London.6 days later "Oh we beat you again and you are a loser"!,Zack said to Cody."But I'm 33.8% up from my personal best if I keep going at this rate I'll beat you and Becky in 21 years 3 moths and 6 days"!"It's good to have you back buddy",Zack said to Cody."Yeah",said Becky as she sat in Cody's lap and started making out with him.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2005 | Updated On: 07.30.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Zack,Cody,Becky,and Tapeworm came through the door of the Tipton Hotel."All I'm saying is next time I tell some hot babe I'm 15 back me up",said Zack."All I said was I'm 12",Cody replied."Well your twins she's bound to find out one of you are lying",Becky said."When are you guys gonna stop arguing?",Tapeworm asked."Soon I beg of you,or carry it out of the lobby",said Mr.Moseby."Don't worry Cody and Tapeworm are leaving for math camp for 2 weeks"."Yeah 2 weeks of swimming canoeing and quadratic formulas"."And they serve 3 squared meals a day,get it math camp squared ha ha ha ha"."And you two are going as well"?"Cody wanted me to go but I decided to stay here and keep Zack company"."And I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to go to camp with a bunch of nerds"."Was that before or after you flunked your math test"?"I'll have you know I flunked that test purposly just to get away from you"."And who are you avoiding with your D in English"?Zack started chasing Cody across the lobby.Cody was packing his clothes."Don't forget to pack Blankie",said Zack.He threw the blue blanket to Cody."Don't need it I'm quitting cold turkey.""You're not taking blankie?",Becky asked."Why you might need it say,you run into a grizzly bear you can pull out your blankie and he'll laugh himself to death",Zack said smiling."Or I could show him your report card",Cody replied.Zack stopped smiling and Becky started laughing.Carey(Zack and Cody's mom)walked into the room,"I've put name tags on all your clothes and here's my cell-phone in case of an emergency like you just wanna hear mommy's voice".She bear hugged Cody almost squishing him."Emergency can't breathe",cried Cody."I'm just gonna miss you so much"."Mom".Your brother's gonna miss you too right Zack?""Like a slow healing scab",Zack replied.Cody gave his brother a weird look."C'mon Cody you're gonna be late I don't want u to miss your bus"."Yeah don't want to miss getting on a bus full of nerds going 2,4,6,8,why can't we get a date?"Becky punched Zack in the arm,"Don't be mean to him.""Bye",Becky said while kissing him."Bye",he replied."Well bye Zack"."Yeah whatever".Becky hit him again,"What did I say?"As Cody closed the door Zack ran and jumped on the couch waiting for Becky.Becky sighed and went over to the couch and sat on him and they started making out.Soon they were watching TV and throwing popcorn up trying to catch it in their mouth."Mom I'm bored",Zack said to his mom who was already back."Well why don't you and Becky make-out you're always complaining about her making out with Cody more.""We already did",Becky said leaning on Zack's shoulder."Yeah 23 times",said Zack."Well why don't you call max?",Carey asked."Out of town",Zack replied boredly."Adam?""Chickenpox.""Danny?""He gave Adam Chickenpox.""Well why don't you go down to the gameroom?""It's boring with only 2 people.""Well here's an idea how about you two pick up this popcorn and make the beds I asked you to make a year ago?""We can't",Becky said,"There's popcorn in it."Zack threw a piece of popcorn up and Carey caught it and ate it,"One less to clean,get to it",she said.Zack and Becky were sitting at the table drawing when Esteban walked in."Esteban!", they both screamed.He jumped, "Oi little blonde peoples you scared me.""Well I'm here to drop off your mother's dry-cleaning.""You're not gonna stay?",Becky asked."No Mr.Moseby's got me running all over the place a group of body builders just checked in you think they'd carry their own bags.""Are you sure we could play some Alien Kung Fu Slama-Jama?",Zack said."Oh but that dosen't come out for another month.""We have our sources.""You know my weakness."So they all 3 went and played the X-Box.A couple minutes later Moseby walked by and saw Esteban playing instead of working so he went and tapped him on the shoulder Esteban was too caught up playing that he didn't know it was Moseby."Wait your turn", he said."You're running out of lives",Zack said to Esteban."Well you're running out of reload",he replied."And I'm running out of patience".They all 3 stood up when they heard Moseby's voice.Esteban handed the controller to Mr.Moseby,"It's your turn",he said,"Watch out for their intergalactic exploding tasers".He took the controller back and handed it to Zack."I expect you get back to your job while you still have one.""Yes sir."Esteban ran out of the room."Well done Zack and Becky you're destroying my hotel from the comfort of your own room.""But we just wanted to have fun",Becky said."Yes but the hotel staff are not your platmates."Moseby left the room.A couple minutes later they were playing with Muriel(one of the hotels maids)."We are beating you so bad it's like your not even trying,"said Becky."And I just broke a million", Zack said excitedly."Muriel Muriel wake up.""Not now Gunther,I'm tired,"replied Muriel."Oh forget it I'll just tell Cody at least with him i can rub it in his face."He called Cody's cell-phone and the voice machine picked up"Hi this is Cody using my mom's cell phone so if you leave your name and number I'll try to get back to you and remeber numbers are your friends.""Why don't you ever answer this thing?",Zack yelled into the phone,"I've got good news I just beat my personal best!"Carey was setting up the lights on stage when Becky and Zack came running in."Hey mom look Cody sent us a post card from math camp it dosen't look like he's doing very well.""It says he's made lots of new friends and figured out the circumference of a moose?","It sounds like he's having a great time.""Mom can't you read between the lines and see that he's having a horrible time?""How do you know?",Carey asked."We have twin telepathy,"he said waving his fingers on his forehead,"It's like i'm getting calls from him through my head.""Well hang up.""Uh uh remember that time when he broke his leg and I sensed it?""Yeah that's because you fell on him and broke it.""But I knew it immedietly,freaky stuff mom",said Zack mysteriously."If I'm right I'd say that you're the one that's missing him.""Mom I'm worried he could hanging over cliff right now with a pack of wolves snapping at him,mom do you realize he forgot to pack blankie?""Honey he's at math camp we're probably in more trouble here than he is there the worst that could happen is if he sat on his compass."All of a sudden London(Mr.Tipton's daughter)and Moseby crashed through the side of the hotel.Carey,Becky,and Zack ran over to see if they were alright.A couple of hours later Becky and Zack met up with Maddie(the candy counter girl)and London in the Lobby."You guys Becky and I are worried about Cody he hasn't been answering his cell phone.""Well maybe he's having fun,"London said."Hello this is math camp we're talking about,"replied Becky."We have to get down there"."Ooh I can drive you that way I can show Moseby how good I am without him",said London."Whoa big girl you just crashed into a building",said Maddie."Yeah but there are no buildings on the highway",replied London."But there are other cars,big trucks,and the occasional cute deer,this isn't a good idea"."Well you're not going to tell anyone are you",asked Becky."Well only if you do it"."Grab her",yelled Zack.They grabbed her by the arms and starting pulling her out the door.They saw Esteban looking at them."You saw nothing",said London."Ok have fun",he said."This is not a good idea the law requires that you have a responsible adult driver".Next thing you know London's driving with Muriel in the passenger seat and Maddie,Becky,and Zack in the back."Road trip woo hoo",Muriel screamed."Muriel are you sure your drivers licsence isn't expired"?"Ah take a loosen up cheeks you're bummin' us out"."London can you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour"?,asked Zack."Why"?"Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles",Becky answered."Well I just wanna get there and back in one piece"."I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30",said Zack.Next thing they hear sirens and see red and blue lights flashing behind them."Oh no it's the fuzz everybody act normal"."How is someone that is dragged into a car forced out of her own will driving down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act normal"?"Well you can start by shutting your yap".The policeman approuched the car."What's wrong officer it's not like I was speeding"."I'll say usually when I pull over sports cars it's because they're driving too fast but I had to shift down into first gear with you",said the officer."Give her a break flatfoot I'm still teaching her how to drive".Everybody gasped at what Muriel had said."I'll let you off this time since you're a beginner but driving slow can be dangerous too so next time drive faster".A few minutes later Becky and Zack are holding each other so tight that they can't breathe and London and Maddie are holding on to their seats for dear life because Muriel's driving."Oh I love the rush of the road the wind blowing through my hair"."What about the bugs in your teeth?""Well like I told ya if you'd keep your yap shut you wouldn't have that problem".They hear the sirens and see the flashing lights again."Oh no the cops should I try to out-run 'em"?"NO pull over"!"Ah give me a break gramma".So she pulled over.The same officer came up,"I thought I just stopped this car for driving too slow"?"But officer see I was in a rush to get my poor darling grandson to the hospital".They all turned towards Zack hinting that he should do something.He made a groaning noise."But he seemed fine a minute ago"."Yeah but we stopped up the road for Chilli dogs",said London."Oh no not Dirty Dan's"?"Yeah that's the place"."Hurry grandma I think I can see the light"."Stay away from the light",said Becky hugging him."You'd better go just be careful".Muriel sped off.Zack and Becky squeezed each other tightly again.They finally reached math camp."Cody",Zack whispered.Cody looked,"What are you guys doing here"?"Well,Becky said,Zack said that he was getting calls from you with his twin telepathy"."And we're here to bring you home so pack your stuff"."Why I'm having a great time"."Dude they're's chicks and a foxy hen I got the short blonde one".Before he could grab Becky,Cody and Zack stepped in front of her,"She's ours", they both said together."Ok fine I got the other blonde",he said looking at Maddie."You'll get nothing and like it",replied Maddie."You guys can I talk to Becky and Zack in private?""Sure", they said.Maddie and London left with the 2 boys."Is there anybody around between the ages of 25 and 28"?,Muriel asked leaving.Zack and Becky went and sat down."Do you know what my twin telepathy is telling me"?"You missed me"."You missed me you missed me",Cody sang doing a little dance."I didn't miss you mom's the one that missed you all she does is sit on the couch looking at your baby pictures eating ice-cream with a shovel",Zack said trying not to make it sound obvious that he missed him."Oh really that's funny because she called me tonight after dinner and she was bragging about how well she was doing on her new diet"."Yeah well she lied"."No you lied you missed me you missed me".Zack turned away from his brother.Cody spotted Blankie in Zack's backpack."Is that Blankie"?,Cody asked."Yeah I thought you might miss it",replied Zack."I did,thanks"."So you missed a stupid blanket but not your girlfriend and twin brother"?"Okay",Cody said pulling up a chair,"I missed you alot", he said looking at Becky and he gave her a kiss.She smiled blushing.Then he looked at his brother,"I missed you a little but not enough to come home early"."Oh I understand"."There's only 6 more days think you can make it without me"?"Yeah",replied Zack."Heck if London's driving we won't even be home for 6 days",Becky told Zack."But if Muriels driving I'm gonna need Blankie",he said snatching the blanket away his brothers hands.On the way home Becky,Zack,Maddie,and London rode with Mr.Moseby and Carey(which had come looking for Zack and Becky)London was driving while Carey,Zack,Becky,and Maddie rode in the back with Mr.Moseby in the passenger."Why did Becky and I have to get the hump"?"Well you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car",Maddie answered."Did we mention how much we love the hump"?,asked Becky."Well I hope you two like your room cuz that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive."I have to say in all fairness to London for me being kidnapped and my lawyers will be in touch she did a pretty good job driving up here"."Check your mirror eyes on the road check your mirror eyes on the road,Mr.Moseby said to London."I can't do both",she screamed at him."She's doing fine",Carey said to Moseby,"Isn't he the worst?","On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while he was driving"!"Ok I suppose I have a slight tendancy to be a bit mean".Suppose"?,asked Zack,"Slight"?,asked Carey,"Tendency"?,asked Becky,"A bit"?,asked Maddie,"Mean"?,London asked."Ok I'm sorry London",Moseby apologized to London."I'ts ok Moseby", London said hugging Moseby."HANDS ON THE WHEEL"!!!!,Zack,Becky,Maddie,and Carey screamed at London.6 days later "Oh we beat you again and you are a loser"!,Zack said to Cody."But I'm 33.8% up from my personal best if I keep going at this rate I'll beat you and Becky in 21 years 3 moths and 6 days"!"It's good to have you back buddy",Zack said to Cody."Yeah",said Becky as she sat in Cody's lap and started making out with him.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.26.2005 | Updated On: 07.30.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.5K | Visits: 1.4K | Status: Completed
Zack,Cody,Becky,and Tapeworm came through the door of the Tipton Hotel."All I'm saying is next time I tell some hot babe I'm 15 back me up",said Zack."All I said was I'm 12",Cody replied."Well your twins she's bound to find out one of you are lying",Becky said."When are you guys gonna stop arguing?",Tapeworm asked."Soon I beg of you,or carry it out of the lobby",said Mr.Moseby."Don't worry Cody and Tapeworm are leaving for math camp for 2 weeks"."Yeah 2 weeks of swimming canoeing and quadratic formulas"."And they serve 3 squared meals a day,get it math camp squared ha ha ha ha"."And you two are going as well"?"Cody wanted me to go but I decided to stay here and keep Zack company"."And I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to go to camp with a bunch of nerds"."Was that before or after you flunked your math test"?"I'll have you know I flunked that test purposly just to get away from you"."And who are you avoiding with your D in English"?Zack started chasing Cody across the lobby.Cody was packing his clothes."Don't forget to pack Blankie",said Zack.He threw the blue blanket to Cody."Don't need it I'm quitting cold turkey.""You're not taking blankie?",Becky asked."Why you might need it say,you run into a grizzly bear you can pull out your blankie and he'll laugh himself to death",Zack said smiling."Or I could show him your report card",Cody replied.Zack stopped smiling and Becky started laughing.Carey(Zack and Cody's mom)walked into the room,"I've put name tags on all your clothes and here's my cell-phone in case of an emergency like you just wanna hear mommy's voice".She bear hugged Cody almost squishing him."Emergency can't breathe",cried Cody."I'm just gonna miss you so much"."Mom".Your brother's gonna miss you too right Zack?""Like a slow healing scab",Zack replied.Cody gave his brother a weird look."C'mon Cody you're gonna be late I don't want u to miss your bus"."Yeah don't want to miss getting on a bus full of nerds going 2,4,6,8,why can't we get a date?"Becky punched Zack in the arm,"Don't be mean to him.""Bye",Becky said while kissing him."Bye",he replied."Well bye Zack"."Yeah whatever".Becky hit him again,"What did I say?"As Cody closed the door Zack ran and jumped on the couch waiting for Becky.Becky sighed and went over to the couch and sat on him and they started making out.Soon they were watching TV and throwing popcorn up trying to catch it in their mouth."Mom I'm bored",Zack said to his mom who was already back."Well why don't you and Becky make-out you're always complaining about her making out with Cody more.""We already did",Becky said leaning on Zack's shoulder."Yeah 23 times",said Zack."Well why don't you call max?",Carey asked."Out of town",Zack replied boredly."Adam?""Chickenpox.""Danny?""He gave Adam Chickenpox.""Well why don't u go down to the gameroom?""It's boring with only 2 people.""Well here's an idea how about you two pick up this popcorn and make the beds I asked you to make a year ago?""We can't",Becky said,"There's popcorn in it."Zack threw a piece of popcorn up and Carey caught it and ate it,"One less to clean,get to it",she said.Zack and Becky were sitting at the table drawing when Esteban walked in."Esteban!", they both screamed.He jumped, "Oi little blonde peoples you scared me.""Well I'm here to drop off your mother's dry-cleaning.""You're not gonna stay?",Becky asked."No Mr.Moseby's got me running all over the place a group of body builders just checked in you think they'd carry their own bags.""Are you sure we could play some Alien Kung Fu Slama-Jama?",Zack said."Oh but that dosen't come out for another month.""We have our sources.""You know my weakness."So they all 3 went and played the X-Box.A couple minutes later Moseby walked by and saw Esteban playing instead of working so he went and tapped him on the shoulder Esteban was too caught up playing that he didn't know it was Moseby."Wait your turn", he said."You're running out of lives",Zack said to Esteban."Well you're running out of reload",he replied."And I'm running out of patience".They all 3 stood up when they heard Moseby's voice.Esteban handed the controller to Mr.Moseby,"It's your turn",he said,"Watch out for their intergalactic exploding tasers".He took the controller back and handed it to Zack."I expect you get back to your job while you still have one.""Yes sir."Esteban ran out of the room."Well done Zack and Becky you're destroying my hotel from the comfort of your own room.""But we just wanted to have fun",Becky said."Yes but the hotel staff are not your platmates."Moseby left the room.A couple minutes later they were playing with Muriel(one of the hotels maids)."We are beating you so bad it's like your not even trying,"said Becky."And I just broke a million", Zack said excitedly."Muriel Muriel wake up.""Not now Gunther,I'm tired,"replied Muriel."Oh forget it I'll just tell Cody at least with him i can rub it in his face."He called Cody's cell-phone and the voice machine picked up"Hi this is Cody using my mom's cell phone so if you leave your name and number I'll try to get back to you and remeber numbers are your friends.""Why don't you ever answer this thing?",Zack yelled into the phone,"I've got good news I just beat my personal best!"Carey was setting up the lights on stage when Becky and Zack came running in."Hey mom look Cody sent us a post card from math camp it dosen't look like he's doing very well.""It says he's made lots of new friends and figured out the circumference of a moose?","It sounds like he's having a great time.""Mom can't you read between the lines and see that he's having a horrible time?""How do you know?",Carey asked."We have twin telepathy,"he said waving his fingers on his forehead,"It's like i'm getting calls from him through my head.""Well hang up.""Uh uh remember that time when he broke his leg and I sensed it?""Yeah that's becuz you fell on him and broke it.""If I'm right I'd say that you're the one that's missing him.""Mom I'm worried he could hanging over cliff right now with a pack of wolves snapping at him,mom do you realize he forgot to pack blankie?""Honey he's at math camp we're probably in more trouble here than he is there the worst that could happen is if he sat on his compass."All of a sudden London(Mr.Tipton's daughter)and Moseby crashed through the side of the hotel.Carey,Becky,and Zack ran over to see if they were alright.A couple of hours later Becky and Zack met up with Maddie(the candy counter girl)and London in the Lobby."You guys Becky and I are worried about Cody he hasn't been answering his cell phone.""Well maybe he's having fun,"London said."Hello this is math camp we're talking about,"replied Becky."We have to get down there"."Ooh I can drive you that way I can show Moseby how good I am without him",said London."Whoa big girl you just crashed into a building",said Maddie."Yeah but there are no buildings on the highway",replied London."But there are other cars,big trucks,and the occasional cute deer,this isn't a good idea"."Well you're not going to tell anyone are you",asked Becky."Well only if you do it"."Grab her",yelled Zack.They grabbed her by the arms and starting pulling her out the door.They saw Esteban looking at them."You saw nothing",said London."Ok have fun",he said."This is not a good idea the law requires that you have a responsible adult driver".Next thing you know London's driving with Muriel in the passenger seat and Maddie,Becky,and Zack in the back."Road trip woo hoo",Muriel screamed."Muriel are you sure your drivers licsence isn't expired"?"Ah take a loosen up cheeks you're bummin' us out"."London can you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour"?,asked Zack."Why"?"Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles",Becky answered."Well I just wanna get there and back in one piece"."I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30",said Zack.Next thing they hear sirens and see red and blue lights flashing behind them."Oh no it's the fuzz everybody act normal"."How is someone that is dragged into a car forced out of her own will driving down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act normal"?"Well you can start by shutting your yap".The policeman approuched the car."What's wrong officer it's not like I was speeding"."I'll say usually when I pull over sports cars it's because they're driving too fast but I had to shift down into first gear with you",said the officer."Give her a break flatfoot I'm still teaching her how to drive".Everybody gasped at what Muriel had said."I'll let you off this time since you're a beginner but driving slow can be dangerous too so next time drive faster".A few minutes later Becky and Zack are holding each other so tight that they can't breathe and London and Maddie are holding on to their seats for dear life because Muriel's driving."Oh I love the rush of the road the wind blowing through my hair"."What about the bugs in your teeth?""Well like I told ya if you'd keep your yap shut you wouldn't have that problem".They hear the sirens and see the flashing lights again."Oh no the cops should I try to out-run 'em"?"NO pull over"!"Ah give me a break gramma".So she pulled over.The same officer came up,"I thought I just stopped this car for driving too slow"?"But officer see I was in a rush to get my poor darling grandson to the hospital".They all turned towards Zack hinting that he should do something.He made a groaning noise."But he seemed fine a minute ago"."Yeah but we stopped up the road for Chilli dogs",said London."Oh no not Dirty Dan's"?"Yeah that's the place"."Hurry grandma I think I can see the light"."Stay away from the light",said Becky hugging him."You'd better go just be careful".Muriel sped off.Zack and Becky squeezed each other tightly again.They finally reached math camp."Cody",Zack whispered.Cody looked,"What are you guys doing here"?"Well,Becky said,Zack said that he was getting calls from you with his twin telepathy"."And we're here to bring you home so pack your stuff"."Why I'm having a great time"."Dude they're's chicks and a foxy hen I got the short blonde one".Before he could grab Becky,Cody and Zack stepped in front of her,"She's ours", they both said together."Ok fine I got the other blonde",he said looking at Maddie."You'll get nothing and like it",replied Maddie."You guys can I talk to Becky and Zack in private?""Sure", they said.Maddie and London left with the 2 boys."Is there anybody around between the ages of 25 and 28"?,Muriel asked leaving.Zack and Becky went and sat down."Do you know what my twin telepathy is telling me"?"You missed me"."You missed me you missed me",Cody sang doing a little dance."I didn't miss you mom's the one that missed you all she does is sit on the couch looking at your baby pictures eating ice-cream with a shovel",Zack said trying not to make it sound obvious that he missed him."Oh really that's funny because she called me tonight after dinner and she was bragging about how well she was doing on her new diet"."Yeah well she lied"."No you lied you missed me you missed me".Zack turned away from his brother.Cody spotted Blankie in Zack's backpack."Is that Blankie"?,Cody asked."Yeah I thought you might miss it",replied Zack."I did,thanks"."So you missed a stupid blanket but not your girlfriend and twin brother"?"Okay",Cody said pulling up a chair,"I missed you alot", he said looking at Becky and he gave her a kiss.She smiled blushing.Then he looked at his brother,"I missed you a little but not enough to come home early"."Oh I understand"."There's only 6 more days think you can make it without me"?"Yeah",replied Zack."Heck if London's driving we won't even be home for 6 days",Becky told Zack."But if Muriels driving I'm gonna need Blankie",he said snatching the blanket away his brothers hands.On the way home Becky,Zack,Maddie,and London rode with Mr.Moseby and Carey(which had come looking for Zack and Becky)London was driving while Carey,Zack,Becky,and Maddie rode in the back with Mr.Moseby in the passenger."Why did Becky and I have to get the hump"?"Well you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car",Maddie answered."Did we mention how much we love the hump"?,asked Becky."Well I hope you two like your room cuz that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive."I have to say in all fairness to London for me being kidnapped and my lawyers will be in touch she did a pretty good job driving up here"."Check your mirror eyes on the road check your mirror eyes on the road,Mr.Moseby said to London."I can't do both",she screamed at him."She's doing fine",Carey said to Moseby,"Isn't he the worst?","On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while he was driving"!"Ok I suppose I have a slight tendancy to be a bit mean".Suppose"?,asked Zack,"Slight"?,asked Carey,"Tendency"?,asked Becky,"A bit"?,asked Maddie,"Mean"?,London asked."Ok I'm sorry London",Moseby apologized to London."I'ts ok Moseby", London said hugging Moseby."HANDS ON THE WHEEL"!!!!,Zack,Becky,Maddie,and Carey screamed at London.6 days later "Oh we beat you again and you are a loser"!,Zack said to Cody."But I'm 33.8% up from my personal best if I keep going at this rate I'll beat you and Becky in 21 years 3 moths and 6 days"!"It's good to have you back buddy",Zack said to Cody."Yeah",said Becky as she sat in Cody's lap and started making out with him.