Fan Fiction ❯ Conversational Skits ❯ Chapter 1

Conversational Skits

Conversation #1

(Some edits.)

Paul: IF I come back drunk again Martin will kill me!

Dani Filth: *Tosses Paul over his shoulder.* Ooh well.

Paul: he'll WHIP me again! Dear god Dani wash your hair…

Dani Filth: Change your socks and I'll wash my hair....

Paul: but these are my lucky socks....

Dani Filth: They STILL smell bloody awful!!

Paul: Ya, ya…and you smell like Robin and blood and sex…

Dani Filth: Scent of blood is better than those socks!

Paul: my socks are better then your boyfriend.

Dani Filth: You're in love with the socks! Holy shit!

Paul: my socks, my hand, my business.

Dani Filth: Oh my god! Keep your hands at your sides!

Paul: you still wanna hold me? *Touches his hair.*

Dani Filth: Yup! You look bloody charming in leather!!

Paul: I thought you had a boyfriend…to annoy…

Dani Filth: Handcuffed to the bed. *Cackles.*

Paul: Poor robin. What are you gonna to that poor man?

Dani Filth: Leave him there. *Cackles again.*

Paul: …that's how you show LOVE??? Help me...please.

Dani Filth: *Drops Paul flat on his ass.*

Paul: your a ass, you know that?

Dani Filth: I'm an ass and you're ON your ass.

Paul: shut up and buy the damn drinks, you giggling nut.

Dani Filth: I do NOT giggle, damn you!!

Paul: One word…CHEERIOOO!

Dani Filth: IT WAS THE ALCOHOL TALKING!!

Paul: just keep telling yourself that Dani..

Dani Filth: Well, guess what....?

Paul: what? Your gonna come outta the closet finally?

Dani Filth: No, not that.

Paul: touch me and die…

Dani Filth: Not that, either.

Dani Filth: CHEERIOOOOOOOO!! *Cackles depravedly*

Paul: you giddy schoolgirl. You are the Bitch with robin…

Dani Filth: I'm not the bitch...bitch!!

Paul: you lie…he's always on top…

Dani Filth: At least I don't suck people off nightly!!

Paul: OH shut up!

Dani Filth: No one can suck like Paul, I've heard.....

Paul: Twiggy is better....

Dani Filth: How would YOU know Twiggy is better?

Paul: I was…um, watching you, robin and Twig…

Twiggy Ramirez: KEEP ME OUT OF THIS!!!

Paul: WHYYYY?! YOUR sooo much fun.

Twiggy Ramirez: When I'm....Hiiiiiiigh...

Paul: your ALWAYS high.

Twiggy Ramirez: But I'm boooooored....

Paul: go fuck Manson.

Twiggy Ramirez: I'd rather not fuck Manson.

Paul: that's right, he fucks YOU.

Twiggy Ramirez: I don't want him to fuck me, either.

Paul: ya SUREEEEEEEEE…

Twiggy Ramirez: I'd fuck Dani, though.

Paul: Dani fucks Robin....and if he touches me...

Dani Filth: I'll get you so drunk you'll WANT me, Paul

Paul: I'd die of alcohol poising before I'd want you...

Dani Filth: Bloody liar!

Paul: I'd rather bang Gian…

Dani Filth: CHRIST…that is naaaaasty...

Paul: just cause your scared of him don't mean I have to be…

Dani Filth: Couldn't pay me enough to let Gian touch me...

Paul: here's a dollar. Now go do stuff.

Dani Filth: Dollar? That the price you charge, now?

Paul: YOUR THE WHORE, NOT ME!

Dani Filth: I'm the whore. You're a slut. Prostitute.

Paul: I only did that ONCE....

Dani Filth: YOU ADMIT IT! So, fuck me! I'll pay good!

Paul: Two words: small dick.

Dani Filth: Now I KNOW you're not saying that to me!!

Paul: am I? Prove it…

Dani Filth: How the bloody fucking hell can I here!?

Paul: guess not then. Oh well…your loss.

Dani Filth: Tell me HOW to prove it, bastard!

Paul: if I have to tell you, you'll never know...

Dani Filth: Are you suggesting I'm like a stripper!?!

Paul: welllllllll…MAYBEEEEEE…

Dani Filth: I DON'T STRIP!!!

Paul: 200 bucks say you do…

Dani Filth: 200 Dollars? I ACCEPT!!!

Paul: NOW DANCE! Hehehehe!

Dani Filth: Now you're pushing your luck...

Paul: but, but…PLEASE!

Dani Filth: Am I gonna get laid if I do?

Paul: as long as I can Bang robin afterwards…

Dani Filth: You've got a deal.

Paul: now dance for me Dani, you gothic whore.

Dani Filth: *Gives Paul one of his beloved -shows.-

Paul: Damn...guess I WAS wrong…

Dani Filth: Shut up... *he hissed.*

Paul: nice ass Dani...

Dani Filth: You know it.

Paul: Damn. You win, I'm yours.

Dani Filth: Yes! I'm so damn good!!

Paul: Oh shut up and do me.

Dani Filth: I don't want to anymore. So HA!!

Paul: YOU TEASE!

Dani Filth: You fell for it. *looks for his clothes.*

Paul: grrrrrrrrrrrrr…I hate you.

Dani Filth: Naaah, you still want me. *Keeps looking.*

Paul: I want Martin...not you…

Dani Filth: Why the fuck did you pay me, then?

Dani Filth: *Dressed himself, nearly falling over.*

Paul: drunken idiot…

Dani Filth: I'm haaaard, blow My house of cards, Paul.

Paul: You have a boyfriend, ask HIM.....

Dani Filth: No fun in that tonight.

Paul: …awwww, POOR ROBIN…

Dani Filth: I like him, but not tonight....

Paul: stop looking at me like that…makes me feel dirty.

Dani Filth: You ARE dirty!

Paul: SMELL MY SOCKS!

Dani Filth: NO! Goddamn...

Paul: WIMP!

Dani Filth: Smell your own socks...

Paul: they have the smell of a real man.

Dani Filth: A real gay man.

Paul: coming from you, MR. DANI GRAVES.

Dani Filth: My last name will always be -Filth.-

Paul: fine…Robin Filth....

Dani Filth: Paul, go do your socks, or something...

Paul: already did...now it's time to annoy you.

Dani Filth: You DID!? That's just WRONG!

Dani Filth: *saunters his hot, sexy ass away.*

Paul: ya, ya! Shake that ass Dani.

Dani Filth: You're obsessed with my ass.

Paul: who isn't?

Dani Filth: I dunno. Who isn't?

Paul: I dunno, Brittany Spears...

Dani Filth: She's nasty. Wouldn't let her touch me.

Paul: True, true

Dani Filth: Even -you're- better than her.

Paul: OH THANKS…who's better, me or Robin?

Dani Filth: Better at what?

Paul: making you feel pleasure.

Dani Filth: Depends on how....

Paul: ohh?? IT should have been an easy question...

Dani Filth: I mean...typical sex or giving head?

Dani Filth: Bitter night of giving head... *Hums.*

Paul: no answer…now I really feel bad for Robin…

Dani Filth: Better at regular sex or giving head?

Paul: regular sex?

Dani Filth: Robin.

Paul: and head?

Dani Filth: You.

Paul: you really do love him, don't you?

Dani Filth: I do, I do, I do....

Paul: damn…that's gonna make me cry…you two are perfect.

Dani Filth: You still give better head.

Paul: One of the few things I can do right…

Dani Filth: And you do it so fucking gooooood.....

Paul: That's what everyone says....

Dani Filth: I don't know if I know from experience....

Paul: it's okay…I know what I am…and I enjoy it…

Dani Filth: Whole group... We're.....Whoooores....

Paul: ya…including your honorable boyfriend…

Dani Filth: Scarier yet.... GIAN...a whore.

Paul: that's just...WRONG.

Dani Filth: I have to piss like a Russian Race Horse...

Paul: why did I just think of Gian…when you said that…

Dani Filth: Eww. Well, there goes the urge to piss....

Dani Filth: *Falls over, takes Paul down.* Mrooowl....

Paul: BAD KITTY!

Dani Filth: Bad and you love it! *Licks his neck.*

Paul: ya so what...good kitty.

Dani Filth: *Purrs just for Paul.*

Dani Filth: *Sprawls out on Paul, purring.*

Paul: now I know why Robin always looks so happy..

Dani Filth: You're cozy. Hard too, aren't you?

Paul: what ya gonna do about it Dani?

Dani Filth: I'm just gonna lay here....

Paul: *fondles Dani*

Dani Filth: -THAT- is MINE, thank you very much...

Paul: aww, I thought I was Robin's, too.

Dani Filth: It's MINE first and foremost.

Paul: I just wanna squeeze it…

Dani Filth: Well...whatever floats your boat...

Paul: YAY!! *squeezes*

Dani Filth: *Purrs.* Easily amused, at least.

Paul: OHHH, BUNS!

Dani Filth: …I'm afraid.

Paul: Gian will be so jealous.

Dani Filth: What? You lost me, I'm sorry. Explain.

Dani Filth: ....Furious fuck... *Purrs.*

Paul: thought you feared Gian…

Dani Filth: Don't worry. That wasn't an invitation.

Paul: aww, oh well.....maybe when your drunk.

Dani Filth: No, see...invitation to you, yes, not Gian.

Paul: as I said, Gian gets you when your drunk..

Dani Filth: Hell, no! My own ass would hate me...

Paul: PLEASEE! Once!

Dani Filth: I already did.

Paul: second chance?

Dani Filth: You just want to watch!

Paul: you got that right...

Dani Filth: Let him fuck Martin and watch that.

Dani Filth: Weeeeell...Time to get laid.

Paul: Gian will not touch martin…I'll touch you..

Dani Filth: Touch me? Aren't you already?

Dani Filth: People fixated on their hands in my pants.

Paul: of course. Your a sexy little whore.

Dani Filth: Careful. Or you'll find my hands in yours.

Paul: Gladly, Dani. Gladly.

Dani Filth: Forgetting something? Claaaws....

Paul: hey, um…watch where you put those...

Dani Filth: Can't be bothered with touching you, yet...

Paul: your teasing me again…Dani Filth…

Dani Filth: *licks him.* Yup. But I'll repay you.

Paul: how will you do that

Dani Filth: Through sex...giving head. Either/or.

Paul: hmmmmmm…you mean you'd GIVE for once?

Dani Filth: One time offer.

Paul: time to put your mouth to some real use.

Dani Filth: It's real use is singing.

Paul: sure it is....

Dani Filth: It IS. I'm not you, after all.

Paul: heyyy…wait a sec…that was mean…

Dani Filth: ....Duuuuuh.

Paul: OH shut up and get sucking!

Dani Filth: .....I suck at sucking.

Paul: you can learn......

Dani Filth: I'm not high, so I'm probably good.

Paul: I wanna ask…will ya ever give robin the pleasure?

Dani Filth: Sooooooomeday...

Paul: Ohh! I'm more special then the man you loveee!

Dani Filth: *shrugs, gives Paul head. Damn good, too.*

Paul: Ohhh Dani! Robin's gonna be pissed when I tell him!

Dani Filth: *Realizes he'll get bitched at.*

Paul: hahaha…Robin's gonna cry!

Dani Filth: Shhhhh.....Is he around? *peers.*

Robin Graves: YOU BITCH…

Dani Filth: Accidental, I assure you.

Robin Graves: ya…sure… *hides tears and hides in bed*

Dani Filth: I'll do the same for you...later.

Robin Graves: Promise?

Dani Filth: I proooooomise!

Dani Filth: *Makes a note of it.*

Robin Graves: *drags Dani to bed* nap time

Dani Filth: *Sleeps. Snores, too.*

Conversation #2

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: Can't give head, yet. Tongue hurts.....

Robin Graves: You can do other things....

Dani Filth: But a deal is a deal.

Robin Graves: fine. I'll just go find Twiggy then...

Dani Filth: I can't help you right now. Sooon...

Robin Graves: will you cuddle with me then, Dani?

Dani Filth: No. I mean, yes. Yes!

Robin Graves: *cuddles with his Dani* your still an ass...

Dani Filth: *Purrs.* I know.

Robin Graves: I love your hair, Dani. So long and pretty.

Dani Filth: I have great hair....

Robin Graves: Suck me Dani Filth. You gotta…

Dani Filth: I will in a while. Mroowl...

Conversation #3

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: Sadly. Just as I know how Paul -tastes.-

Robin Graves: *Grumbles* I'm still mad at you…

Dani Filth: Will it help if I say sorry?

Robin Graves: get on your knees and blow me, Dani…

Dani Filth: Not right nooooow....

Robin Graves: then bend over and let me enjoy you…

Dani Filth: It wasssn't me...I didn't dooo it..... *very random.*

Robin Graves: YOU STOLE MY PAINKILLERS!

Dani Filth: Nah. Lifesavers. Mmmm.

Robin Graves: can I have one?

Dani Filth: Yup. Many as you want.

Robin Graves: yummy… *shares with Dani*

Dani Filth: *is more into playing with his Lifesaver.*

Robin Graves: your putting ideas into my head.

Dani Filth: Tongueeeee... *keeps playing.*

Robin Graves: *whimper* ohhhh, Dani…

Dani Filth: Mmm, kind of a long tongue, too....

Robin Graves: DANI! Stop teasing me!

Dani Filth: Yes, long tongue...warm, too...

Robin Graves: *whimper, moan* Dani, pleasee…

Dani Filth: ....What?

Dani Filth: I'm hard, -blow- My house of -cards-...?

Dani Filth: So hard. Fate is crueeeeel.

Robin Graves: gladly…but…I'm not as good as Paul.

Dani Filth: Whoops. Didn't realize that was an offer.

Robin Graves: was it? *licks lips*

Dani Filth: Would it work if I said no?

Robin Graves: ......... *pouts* ....

Dani Filth: Mmm. I'll let you win...this time...

Robin Graves: suck me Dani. Take my mind away…

Dani Filth: NOW?!

Robin Graves: Y-E-S!

Dani Filth: No.

Robin Graves: why not! You gave Adrian and Paul…

Dani Filth: And you, soon enough.

Robin Graves: then at least give your bf a kiss…

Dani Filth: *Kisses Robin, purrs.* Mroowl...Pretty man

Robin Graves: Only when I'm with you…

Dani Filth: Always pretty.

Robin Graves: your prettier, my Dani

Dani Filth: No, you. In an innocent way.

Robin Graves: I'm not innocent just ask Twiggy…

Dani Filth: I KNOW you're not innocent.

Robin Graves: yaaaa…but you like that, eh Dani?

Dani Filth: Yup. *Paints his nails.*

Robin Graves: Oh pretty color.

Dani Filth: Black rubber...Kinky. *Cackles.* Sorry...

Robin Graves: you've been going though my clothes again...

Dani Filth: So you do wear the stuff! Oooh!!

Dani Filth: I like rubber....

Robin Graves: ummm…ya... *blush*

Dani Filth: I like you in leather, Robin my dear...

Robin Graves: you look better....

Dani Filth: In leather, out of leather. I prefer out...

Robin Graves: you suggesting something?

Dani Filth: Yes, ditch some of the leather for me.

Robin Graves: *strips off his jacket and leather boots*

Dani Filth: Shirt. *commands.*

Robin Graves: *strips off shirt* you like?

Dani Filth: Looooove it.

Dani Filth: I'm so in love.

Robin Graves: *hugs him* same here

Dani Filth: Depraved time. What can I do for you?

Robin Graves: you KNOW what I want…

Dani Filth: Mmm, I KNOW what you want....

Robin Graves: andddddddd?

Dani Filth: Annnnnnnd?

Robin Graves: suck me Dani, blow my mind away!

Dani Filth: Mroowl. *Gives Robin head, like with Paul*

Dani Filth: *More accurately, gives Robin good head.*

Robin Graves: as I said ..blow my mind away…

Dani Filth: *Does it -so- good, too.*

Robin Graves: better then Paul...ohh Dani…

Dani Filth: *is FAR better than Paul.*

Robin Graves: you win, you win…your the best.

Dani Filth: That's right. I'm the Master! Yeah!!

Robin Graves: *purrs* ohh, Dani! RAWR!

Dani Filth: *Retorts with his famous -Mroowl.-*

Robin Graves: *tackles him* MINE…

Dani Filth: *Gets the upper hand, pins him.* Mine!!

Robin Graves: uh oh...yes, I'm yours…now behave.

Dani Filth: Mine! *Licks Robin.* Bloody charming man.

Robin Graves: Dani, hunny, love muffin…what are you doing?

Dani Filth: Behaaaaaving.....

Robin Graves: if this is behaving…I'm worried…

Dani Filth: Do I need to go to Paul to get laid again?

Robin Graves: NO! Your MINE!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Sighs.* I wanna get laid.

Twiggy Ramirez: Must...get...LAID!

Robin Graves: *bends Dani over the bed.* Time for fun.

Dani Filth: Ooh, sex? I'm all for that!

Robin Graves: *gives Dani his fantasy* RAWR, DANI

Dani Filth: Fantasy! Fuck, yeah! Haaarder...

Robin Graves: *harder, deeper, faster* enjoying this?

Dani Filth: Perfect.

Dani Filth: *Purrs like a cat.*

Robin Graves: sexy, sexy kitty…

Dani Filth: Sexy and BAAAAD Kitty.

Robin Graves: *smacks his ass* MY KITTY!

Dani Filth: Your Kitty.

Robin Graves: *kiss neck* I love my kitty…

Dani Filth: I love Robin...

Robin Graves: always…*purrs*

Dani Filth: Love him forever.

Robin Graves: love Dani forever

Robin Graves: *slams into him* GRR!

Dani Filth: Bloody wonderful.

Robin Graves: you enjoy pain.

Dani Filth: The pain is bloody charming.

Conversation #4

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: Trying to get Paul to....Never mind.

Robin Graves: DANI......leave Paul alone.

Dani Filth: But, uhhh...I wasn't doing anything bad....

Robin Graves: *growls at Dani* your just evil.

Dani Filth: No, I just wanted... Bah...forget it....

Robin Graves: *purrs* just wanted to what, Dani?

Dani Filth: .....I wanted to talk to Martin.

Robin Graves: then go talk he's around here…

Dani Filth: ......Maaaaaartin?

Martin: I'm awake, I'm awake.. what do you want?

Martin:*hugs Dani* DANIIIIIII!!

Dani Filth: *falls over with Martin.* Ooh, Mroowl....

Martin: why you look for me?

Dani Filth: Just because you're pretty, Martin.

Martin: Prettier then you…hehe!

Dani Filth: Only at times.

Martin: always…I am…

Dani Filth: Not always. I'm bloody charming, after all.

Martin: Oh ya…"ohh Robinnn, do meee!"

Dani Filth: Yes Robin, fuck Martin.

Martin: you'd like to watch that, you perv…

Dani Filth: I DON'T want to watch!

Martin: Oh ya…is it true you suck better then Paul? *grin*

Dani Filth: I dunno...but I can suck pretty good....

Dani Filth: That's it...I'm gonna say -it-...

Martin: say what?

Dani Filth: I'm hard, -blow- My house of -cards-...

Robin & Martin: *they both blow his house of cards*

Dani Filth: Ooh, that works too.

Robin & Martin: *enjoying themselves*

Dani Filth: You took Saffron away! Christ you bastard!

Paul: SMELL MY MANLY SOCKS!

Dani Filth: OH MY GOD! *grabs Paul.*

Paul: what did I do?

Dani Filth: *tosses Paul over his shoulder.*

Paul: Martin, save mee!

Martin: go for it Dani!

Dani Filth: Whoo hoo! Paul's mine, for now!!

Paul: I feel so…USED. Do me Dani. Make me scream.

Dani Filth: What should I do to you, Paul?

Paul: umm…change my socks?

Dani Filth: No, no. Other than that.

Paul: *grin* suck me?

Dani Filth: Already did.

Paul: *purr* take meeee…

Dani Filth: Aah...bitter night...giving head....

Robin Graves: to who?

Dani Filth: To...um...anyone?

Dani Filth: Hell with it. Paul... Bloooow me.

Paul: how hard?

Dani Filth: Blow me hard...VERY hard.

Paul: *blows him…harder then hell itself*

Dani Filth: Christ...Paul gives great head.

Paul: better then you.. *blows his mind*

Dani Filth: God, yes. Better than me!

Paul: ummmm…you taste…bloody.

Dani Filth: You LIKE my taste.

Paul: who doesn't enjoy the taste of blood?

Dani Filth: Dumb people don't enjoy the taste of blood.

Paul: guess that makes me smart…

Conversation #4

(Some VERY MINOR edits.)

Dani Filth: I ALREADY want to get laid again...

Robin Graves: Dani…give me back my skirt...

Dani Filth: Oh sorry, here. *Gives it back.*

Robin Graves: you know that is not what I meant…

Dani Filth: *Cackles depravedly.*

Dani Filth: ...Dunno what anyone meant. *hums.*

Robin Graves: .....*slaps Dani*

Dani Filth: I'm SO abused!

Dani Filth: *falls over, exaggerating, sprawls out.*

Robin Graves: *picks him up and holds him*

Dani Filth: *Sings Lord Abortion.*

Dani Filth: ...Lump in the throat, on my come choke!

Conversation #5

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: CHEERIOOOOO!! *Cackles.*

Robin Graves: Giggling schoolgirl Dani Filth….

***

Dani Filth: I have the sniffles... *pouts.*

Robin Graves: my hair is wet.... ick.

Dani Filth: I'm sick... *pouts more.*

Robin Graves: *hugs Dani getting his wet hair on him*

Dani Filth: At least my relationship is safe.

Robin Graves and Dani Filth, need I say more?

Dani Filth: I'm still oh so in love.

Robin Graves: ditto…

Robin Graves: Twiggyyyyyyyyyyy??

Twiggy Ramirez: Eh?

Robin Graves: *tackles him* MINE!

Twiggy Ramirez: Yay! I'm being possessed!!

Robin Graves: molested is more like it, Twiggy...

Twiggy Ramirez: Same difference in my case. I like it!

Robin Graves: *does unspeakable things to Twiggy*

*****

Robin Graves: *sucking on a popsicle*

Twiggy Ramirez: *Coughs.*

Robin Graves: a real Popsicle…Twiggy stop staring…

Twiggy Ramirez: Why? It's amusing.

Twiggy Ramirez: I'mma go suck something... *coughs.*

Robin Graves: me, Twiggy! Me!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Blinks.* Then Marilyn?

Robin Graves: if you want...sure…

Twiggy Ramirez: ....Could blow Dani. Ooh....

Robin Graves: can I watch?

*****

Dani Filth: Some people suck....

Robin Graves: some people blow...

*****

Gian: DANI! Your panther just bit me!

Dani Filth: Stop trying to use her as a sex toy, then!

Gian: I WASN'T! She just went and bit me! Bloody hell!

Dani Filth: *Purrs.* I'll be your sex toy, Gian.

Gian: *pets Dani* I think I'd like that…

Dani Filth: Ooh...pet me....harder, Gian...

Gian: *pets Dani harder and faster*

Dani Filth: Gian's good with his hands...

Gian: Dani's good with his mouth… *pet pet*

Dani Filth: Good with my mouth, tongue, hands…

Gian: claws, let's not forget CLAWS

Dani Filth: I don't have them today.

Gian: lucky me… *pets Dani harddd*

Dani Filth: Hush. Or MY hand goes...elsewhere....

Gian: Define ELSEWHERE...

Dani Filth: South of the border, old boy.

Gian: Ohhhhh! *pets Dani even harder*

Dani Filth: Ooh, petted... *does the same for Gian.*

Gian: *pet pet* ohh, Daniii…

Dani Filth: Mroooowl....

Gian: *pets harder and faster* Dani, Daniii!

Dani Filth: .....Better with my tongue.

Gian: Prove it! *growls*

Dani Filth: Waaaaant me to?

Gian: yesssss…

Dani Filth: Maaaake me!!

Gian: *grabs hair and pulls*

Dani Filth: *Quickly defeated. Services Gian.*

Gian: wow...damn Dani, your amazing…

Dani Filth: *Is good. Knows. Is the Master.*

Gian: Poor Paul…he just lost his place as the best…

Conversation #6

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: Gian's got me on a leash! Oh my god!!

Gian: *pulls on leash* I have a new pet, Dani Filth!

Dani Filth: Ooh, I'm a pet...

Conversation #7

(Some edits.)

Twiggy Ramirez: Mroooowl....

Martin: here Twiggy kitty…here Twiggy kitty…

Twiggy Ramirez: Come and get me...if you can....

Twiggy Ramirez: Wait, no. -Get me- sounded wrong...

Martin: ohh… what did you mean then?

Twiggy Ramirez: Nooooothing... *coughs.*

Martin: really? *licks neck*

Twiggy Ramirez: Fuck me in the Road Runner?

Martin: gladly!

Twiggy Ramirez: Yay! Let's go!

Martin: *carries Twiggy to roadrunner*

Twiggy Ramirez: Backseat!!

Martin: *tosses twiggy in backseat and follows*

Twiggy Ramirez: Whoo hoo! Do me!

Martin: *does things to Twiggy*

Twiggy Ramirez: Ooh, fuck yeah!

Martin: you got that right… *lick*

Twiggy Ramirez: Backseats...Oh, yeah....

Martin: cramped, but wonderful…

Twiggy Ramirez: I liiiiiiike it...

Conversation #8

(Some edits.)

Trent Reznor: I'm drunk... *he hummed, undressing.*

Robin Graves: *holds up a dollar* ohhh, TRENT!

Trent Reznor: Ooh, a dollar. Yeeeees?

Robin Graves: I'll give it to you if you dance!

Trent Reznor: Dance? I can't.

Robin Graves: a slow strip will do…

Trent Reznor: I can do that. *He went on undressing.*

***

Fury: *Clad in black fishnet with little under it.*

Silver Flame: *cover's Ginger's eyes*

Manson: Fury! You AREN'T supposed to dress THAT way!

Silver Flame: I think Gacy likes how she is dressed

M.W. Gacy: I liiiiike it. Ooh, yes.

Silver Flame: I think Manson is mad

M.W. Gacy: *Saunters off with Fury.*

Conversation #9

(Some edits.)

Dani Filth: I'm so fucking happy.

Robin Graves: I'm sooo fucking horny.

Dani Filth: You're always fucking horny, Robin.

Dani Filth: *Plays with Robin's fingers.*

Robin Graves: *moans* you teaseee…

Dani Filth: *Sucks on Robin's fingers teasingly.*

Robin Graves: *pulls back hand and replaces with mouth*

*****

Twiggy Ramirez: *Licks Ozzy.*

OZZY: GET THE BLOODY HELL OFF ME, RAMIREZ!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Pins, licks, purrs.* Mmmm...

OZZY: *gives Twiggy to Marilyn* fuck yer bloody wife…

Twiggy Ramirez: *Retackles Ozzy.* Mroowl...

Twiggy Ramirez: *Blows Ozzy.*

OZZY: SHARON! GET TWIGGY OFF ME!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Refuses to give up.*

OZZY: *bites twiggy like he was a bat*

Twiggy Ramirez: *Bitch slaps Ozzy.* You liiike it...

Marilyn Manson: *Steps into the mess.* Ozzy...Blow me.

OZZY: bloody hell! now there's TWO of `em!

Marilyn Manson: Blow me, MOTHERFUCKER!

Marilyn Manson: Someone fucking blow me!

OZZY: Twiggy'll do it.

Trent Reznor: *Blows Marilyn.*

OZZY: …that's bloody sick.…

*****

Twiggy Ramirez: Maaaarilyn...I'm soooorry....

OZZY: Sharon! IT WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT!

Twiggy Ramirez: Ozzy was just so...hot....sexy...

OZZY: OWOWOWOWOWOWWW! MY BLOODY HAIR!

Twiggy Ramirez: This is better than Jerry Springer!!

OZZY: don't give ME that look, BRIAN! It was his idea!

Marilyn Manson: Blow me, and all will be forgiven.

OZZY: I'M not fucking gay!

Marilyn Manson: Blow me, or I kick your ass, Ozzy.

OZZY: I'm TWICE…more then that…your own age!

Marilyn Manson: On your knees....White Trash.

OZZY: *curses and blows him…not very well*

Marilyn Manson: God, you SUCK!

OZZY: *sucks well now*

Marilyn Manson: *Pulls Ozzy up, kissing him.*

OZZY: *makes a funny face*

Marilyn Manson: *Busies himself with kissing Ozzy.*

*****

Dani Filth: Paul and his damned HAND! God!

Robin Graves: what about PAUL?

Dani Filth: Paul....Hand... *points.*

Robin Graves: dear fucking…Paul…get a room…

Dani Filth: Get a room or let me help you, Paul.

Robin Graves: DANI! YOU PROMISED!!

Dani Filth: Okay, okay. I'll be a good boy. *Sighs.*

Robin Graves: *blows Dani*

Conversation #10

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Dani Filth: Gravestone defiler. *Whacks Robin.*

Robin Graves: OW! I got my fetishes, lay off!

Dani Filth: No more gravestones for you!

Robin Graves: *whines* but my name is, um…was Graves!

Dani Filth: No more gravestones. You're naaaaughty!

Robin Graves: I know I am, but I like my gravestones...

Dani Filth: -Play- with your gravestone. I'll watch.

Robin Graves: I need some to bury alive first.

Dani Filth: Innocent bystander. *points.*

Robin Graves: *buries person in casket alive* hehehehe…

Robin Graves:*listens to them scream* ohhhhhh…

Dani Filth: *Blinks...a lot.*

Robin Graves:*gets off offa them screaming*

Dani Filth: *Smacks his forehead.* I just don't get it.

Robin Graves:*grins* don't knock it till ya try it.

Dani Filth: I'm NOT trying -that!-

Robin Graves: then blow mee!

Dani Filth: You're as bad as Stuart and his machine....

Robin Graves: *giggles* NAUGHTY, not bad. Now blow me!

Dani Filth: Mmm, okay. *Gladly does it.*

Robin Graves: *purrs and plays with his hair* ohh, Danii…

Dani Filth: *Is soooo willing lately.*

Robin Graves: *gasps* my Dani…my sexy Dani…

Dani Filth: *Is Robin's. Get it? Got it? Good.*

Robin Graves: Robin FILTH… *grins*

Dani Filth: *Plays with Stuart's machine.*

***

Adrian: *kisses Trent Reznor*

Trent Reznor: *Purrs, loooooves attention.*

Adrian: I wanna fuck you like an animal. Ohh Trent!

Trent Reznor: *Sings that song in his sexy voice.*

Adrian: *molests Trent* too sexyyy…

Trent Reznor: Now -this- is service!

Adrian: *blows Trent and good*

Trent Reznor: Is Gian going to kill me...?

Adrian: he's videotaping it… *waves to Gian*

Trent Reznor: Video? So he won't hurt me, then?

Gian: can I do him next?

Trent Reznor: I'll be tonight's whore.

Adrian/Gian: *suck and fuck*

Trent Reznor: *Is the official whore, now.*

*****

Dani Filth: COWSHIT AGAIN! NOO! *Smacks Martin.*

Martin: OW!!! What I do! Robin pushed you!

Dani Filth: *Lays on the ground.* My booooots!!

Robin: I did not push him! *lies*

*****

Dani Filth: Nocturnaaaal pulseee...I love you so much.

Robin: I ran over a animal today! *cry* it was a SKUNK!

Dani Filth: *Blinks.* Bloody fucking hell.

Robin: skunk guts…and they fucking SMELL…

Dani Filth: SKUNK! *dives on Martin.* SAVE ME!!

Martin: get off me, you chicken.

Dani Filth: *Clings.* But, but...it's....SKUNK!

Martin: a dead one. At least it's not cowshit *grin*

Dani Filth: COWSHIT! *hops off of him.*

Martin: yes and Robin was the one who pushed you into it!

Dani Filth: Cowshit. *pats his boots.* I'm sooo sorry.

Robin: Martin your gonna get me in trouble!

*****

Dani Filth: I smell bloody awful. Damn!

Robin: bath time!

Dani Filth: You're as bad as my mother!

Robin: yes, but…did your mother bath with you? *wink*

Dani Filth: I would think NOT!

Robin: yes, yes. I know… *drops him in an ice cold bathtub*

*****

Trent Reznor: I just want something I can never have...

John 5: What, a brain? *laughs at Trent*

Trent Reznor: Sex was my thought. But that works.

*****

Dani Filth: *Huffs arrogantly.* I'm not a bitch.

Robin:... well hun, sometimes...

Dani Filth: Bloody hell. You ALL suck.

Robin: *hugs Dani* I know I do…and you like it.

Dani Filth: No, no. Not -suck-....SUCK! Nevermind....

Robin:.*does as he said… -sucks-*

*****

Dani Filth: My veins spill forth their waters...

Robin: *purrs* my bitch, you are, Dani.

Dani Filth: The poetic way of... *blinks.* I AM NOT!

Dani Filth: Going drinking. Ain't taking youuuu. Bah

Robin: I have your fucking car keys and mine…

*****

Trent Reznor: Use you, scar you, fuck you, break you.

Robin: BOREDOM!

Trent Reznor: Need, dream, find, taste, use, fuck...

*****

Twiggy Ramirez: I've got the gun! WHO'S THE MAN!?

Robin: Twiggy with a gun, now THAT'S scary…

Twiggy Ramirez: *Starts stripping, happily.*

*****

Trent Reznor: Go ahead, take my Empire of Dirt.....

Ginger Fish: Trent your standing on a ant hill…

Trent Reznor: Well, THERE goes my Empire of Dirt...

Ginger Fish: …you have ants in your pants *laughs*

Trent Reznor: I do, in more than one way...

Ginger Fish: are you gonna do what Twiggy tried to do?

*****

Twiggy Ramirez: *Spits on ANYONE within range.*

John5 : TWIGGY! THAT'S SICK!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Shrugs and spits on John.*

John5 : *sics Gacy on twiggy*

Twiggy Ramirez: GACY!!! *Screams and runs.*

Twiggy Ramirez: *Takes to spitting on Ginger.*

Ginger: yuck... *drags twiggy into shower*

Twiggy Ramirez: Abuse...murder. Uh...RAPE!

Ginger: *strips twiggy and gives him to a horny Manson*

Twiggy Ramirez: AGH! The Antichrist is gonna DO ME!!

Ginger: and I'm gonna take pics of it!

Twiggy Ramirez: *Is totally raped...and likes it.*

Twiggy Ramirez: Agh! Maaaarilyn!!

Conversation #11

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Twiggy Ramirez: GRIM AND EVIL! *purr.*

Ginger:.... Cartoon Network again…

Twiggy Ramirez: *glued to the T.V.*

Ginger: *glued to twiggy*

Twiggy Ramirez: *turns around, licks Ginger.*

Ginger: *kisses twiggy and holds him*

Twiggy Ramirez: *Cuddles with Ginger.* Waaaarm...

Ginger: *nuzzles him* sweet twiggy.

Twiggy Ramirez: I love Ginger. *Pets.*

Twiggy Ramirez: Gotta get....Hiiiiiigh.

Twiggy Ramirez: *Hangs around, now high.*

Marilyn Manson: *Arrested...again.*

Twiggy Ramirez: HE GOT ARRESTED! HA!!

Ginger: that's what he gets..

Twiggy Ramirez: I should go and get him....

*****

Marilyn Manson: Sex with look-alike mannequins?

Twiggy Ramirez: done it before…

Marilyn Manson: I -don't- want to know.

Twiggy Ramirez: *grin* you look like a love doll.

Marilyn Manson: Now I REALLY don't want to know.

*****

Marilyn Manson: *Hugs Twiggy.* BRAAAAAK!

Twiggy Ramirez: a cartoon character that acts like mee!

Brak: I gotta go to the bathroom!

Twiggy Ramirez: *licks Brak* I love you!

Marilyn Manson: *gets jealous and uptight.*

Twiggy Ramirez: *kisses Marilyn* love you more.

*****

Trent Reznor: I'M NOT...Err...NOT HAVING SEX!

Robin Finck: I GOT THE HONEY!! TRENT!

Trent Reznor: OMG...SEX? NOW!? *runs. Wimp, yes.*

*****

Dani Filth: Whipped cream plus Robin, Martin and Paul.

Rob: wait…MARTIN AND PAUL??

Dani Filth: I said YOUR name, too!

Rob: but it should JUST be my name!

Wellllll, that's the end of it for now.