Fan Fiction ❯ Dare Fic...HSA2 style ❯ Dare Fic ch. 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Hey yo it's it's me it's HyperSonicAdam2 here with another hopefully great lemon. As you might've guessed this is yet another Teen Titans dare fic, hopefully I can get some stuff that nobodies ever seen before in a dare fic, while still having lots and lots of really graphic sex. Of course with my buds in the Beta Teen Titans and all their somewhat perverted minds, though not as perverted as mine we should make for an awesome showing. Hope you enjoy another HSA2 lemon as well as another sexual TT dare fic. Lets GIT it on!!!!!!
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Teen/Beta Teen Titans Dare Fic
cast:
Beta Teen Titans
-Host=HyperSonicAdam2 a.k.a. HSA2, Adam, Sonic
-Jodie a.k.a. Jod
-Grace
-Nick
Teen Titans
-Robin
-Starfire
-Beast Boy
-Raven
-Cyborg
-Terra
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[inside Titans Tower]
HSA2:Hello everybody and welcome to another fuckin' awesome lemon written and created by the king of all Teen Titans Sex Enthusiasts. The king of bling bling, the sexy beast, the horny teen with all the right moves who is suave, intelligent, and has an unabashed style and a greatness that no one will ever match. I'm talking about me, Adam the highlight of the night!
[stands proudly on a podium, people cheer in admiration]
Nick:Yeesh, fuckin' cocky mother fucker.
HSA2: Dahhh, whoa!!
[Adam falls off the back of a chair he's standing on]
Jodie, Grace:Ouch.
HSA2:Ow what the hell did you do that for?!
Nick:No reason, just to keep you from going on about how great you are. Otherwise we'd never get this thing started.
HSA2:[getting up]I swear to god sooner or later I'm gonna hang you up to dry.
Nick:Whatever Mr. Great Lemon Writer can I just get my blow job now?
Jodie, Grace:Huh?
Jodie:You never said anything about anybody giving a blow job.
Grace:I aint suckin' no ones dick.
HSA2:[smiling wickedly]Relax ladies, you'll find out the full deal soon enough. First the introductions....I'm the host of this dare fic, the great lemon writer and weirdest mother fucker of them all with enough artillery and fighting knowledge to take down a whole army, Adam. With me are my best friends and little focus group, the Beta Teen Titans. This gay fuck up of a weird ass with the telekinetic mind powers is Nick.
Nick:Shut the fuck up!
HSA2:Make me.
Jodie: Don't start that again you two.
Grace:Yeah or else we'll have to take action this time.
HSA2:[holding his kwan dao]Crap, and this time I was gonna kick his ass.
Nick:[hands encased in black and white magic]And I was gonna kick his ass even worse.
HSA2:Whatever. This next person is one of the two girls on our team, she's....well she's something great, with a fiery fuckin' temper, as much charm as that one eyed chick from Futurama, and a sword swinging technique that nearly cut me to shreds in one sweep once, and the power to shoot star bolts is Grace.
Grace:I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or pissed off.
HSA2:And last but certainly not least probably the least insane of our misfit team, (always remember I'm the most insane) as well as the only one with light hair. The babe who won't do dominatrix on you just because she carries around a whip or crush you with rocks is Jodie.
Jodie:Uhh...yeah.
HSA2:Now before we get started I have a little surprise for everyone...
Nick:What your gay?
HSA2:SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTAL!
Nick:Make me!
HSA2:I will!
[HSA2 and Nick start beating the shit out of each other]
Jodie:There they go again.
Grace:When will those two ever learn?
Jodie:I guess guys will be guys.
Grace:Should we break it up?
Jodie:If they're just gonna keep fighting, do we even want to break them up?
Grace:They'll drag on fighting forever, we have to do something.
Jodie:I guess...
[Jodie raises her hand and a stone pillar rises out of the ground between HSA2 and Nick, cutting them off from each other]
[HSA2 and Nick jump up to try and attack each other, but Grace flies up and pulls Nick back while Jodie flings her whip at HSA2 and pulls him back]
Jodie:[smacks HSA2 across the head]Won't you two ever learn to stop fighting?
Grace:[dropping Nick on his ass]Yeah this is getting really old really fast.
HSA2:Ok ok sorry. It's just a lot of guys are really sensitive.
Nick:We won't fight...for awhile.
[Grace smacks him across the head]
HSA2:Ok back to the fic, as I was saying we got some special guests....the Teen Titans!
All:gasp!!
[the TT come in from the hallway looking sort of pissed]
Robin:Great, don't tell me we gotta do another dare fic.
Starfire:We all ways have to have sexual intercourse in these types of fan fiction.
Raven:I'm really getting tired of acting like some sex crazed goth slut.
Cyborg:And I'm tired of being gay in these, I'm not gay for fuck sake.
Terra:And I all ways gotta have sex with Beast Boy, does anybody know what having sex with him is like?
Beast Boy:You gotta be kidding me it's not that bad.
Terra:Yeah it is.
HSA2:Whatever, lets just get going here. The stipulations are set...you either do the dare or you suck Cyborgs metal dick. And when and IF you have to fuck you go to have sex in that room.
[points to a door labeled "sex room". It's open slightly, revealing lit candles and towels on a table, closed curtains over a medium sized window, and a king sized bed. A camera is hidden in protective glass in the upper corner of the room]
HSA2:You BETTER give a good show cuz there's a camera in there taping everything you do. Oh and there are no condoms but remember nobody gets pregnant in my stories they all just get S.T.D.'s.
All:[gasp]
HSA2:[laughs like hell]Ha ha just kidding. Nothing happens when you have sex in my stories. Is everybody ok with that?
All:Yeah
Cyborg:Everyone don't do any dares
HSA2:....Ok that proves he's gay.
Cyborg:No I didn't mean it like that.
All:[sarcastically]Right...
HSA2:My dares are up first.
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HSA2's dares.....
Nick-lick Ravens cunt
Jodie-have lesbian sex with Terra
Grace-Give Robin a blow job
Robin-gotta fuck Graces brains out and give everything he's got
Beast Boy-deep throat a REAL 100% beef hot dog
Raven-give Nick a blow job
Cyborg-get rewired so he shuts the fuck up
Terra-beat the shit out of BB with a bat
Starfire-gotta fuck me until dawn tomarrow
Grace:[heart eyes, drooling] Ohh yes, yes it's a dream come true, Sonic you are the greatest.
Starfire:Well I disapprove, I do not want anyone to do such perverted things with my Robin!
Robin:Whoever said I was yours Starfire, she looks way hotter than you and she's probably way better in bed.
Starfire:But...but...[is about to cry]
HSA2:[reassuringly] Don't worry Starfire, fuck that son-of-a bitch Robin. Maybe by the end of the night you'll find someone even cooler and who's got way more in the sac than he does. [smiles]
Starfire:Yes, I understand what you mean. You look much cuter than Robin Mr. HSA2. [strokes his cheek, than kisses him]
HSA2:He he, it's in the bag and you can call me Adam or Sonic.
Grace:Oooo I can't wait any longer can I give Robin a blow job now?!
HSA2:Wait your fuckin' turn you slut, I wanna fuck Starfire just as bad but I'm waiting and feeling the pain of this erection!
Robin: Don't call her a slut you dip shit!
Starfire: Don't call him dip shit you dick.
All:[gasp]
Starfire:[confused]What?
HSA2:Uhh nothing.
Nick:Adam you rock, I get to do some lime with Raven
HSA2:I'm only doing it to stop you from acting so gay.
Nick:So what if I'm gay, do you got a problem with it.
Adam:Hey I got no beef with gay people except that I think my dad is turning gay, fucker hasn't gotten laid in like what? Four years?
Raven:[sigh]Great, another weirdo who wants to fuck my brains out.
Jodie:Aww come on I gotta have sex with Terra?
Terra:And I gotta fuck her.
HSA2:Either that or suck Cyborgs dick.
Cyborg: Don't do the fuckin' dare ladies.
All:[thinking]Thank god for his dare
Jodie:God Adam, why? I can't believe I had sex with you twice.
(total joke, I never had sex in my fuckin' life let alone with my best friend)
Nick, Grace:What?
HSA2:It's a long story but that's for another time, lets get going with this. Nick, Raven your up.
Beast Boy:This sucks! That gay ass gets to fuck Raven and I gotta eat a gross piece of pig flesh and get beat with a bat.
Terra:Why the fuck would you care about someone fucking Raven?! I'm at least glad for my dare.
[Nick and Raven begin to walk towards the sex room]
HSA2:Hold on, since it's not lemon you guys gotta do it in front of us.
[Nick and Raven look at each other]
Nick:All right
Raven:Whatever, lets just get this over with.
[both walk back over in front of the tv]
[Raven stands up while Nick crouches down his head just under her crotch]
[everyone goes silent]
Nick:Ready?
Raven:Just get it over with your jerk off.
Nick:Hmm....
[holds onto her hip with his left hand to balance her and uses his right hand to pull away her leotard to reveal her gray pussy with dark violet pubic hair]
[he lowers his head and comes in from the bottom up, lapping up some escaping juices as Raven stood with her arms crossed and shivering slightly trying to maintain her composure]
[Nick penetrates her folds, licking around the insides of her tight womanhood, looking and searching for her sweet spot]
[He receives small moans and mumbles from Raven as he works his tongue around her insides]
Raven:mmmm...ugh...
[He finds her sweet spot after seven seconds of intense licking and starts concentrating on that one spot making Raven cringe and moan, trying her hardest not to show any pleasure]
Raven:Errrr...ugh...mmmmm.....
[Raven can't hold it in anymore, after ten seconds of Nicks special attention to her clit]
Raven:[moaning, rather loudly]
[nearly falls over but Nick makes sure she is standing up so only her head falls back]
[Her hood falls off as she moans and groans at the immense pleasure given to her]
Raven:[moaning]
[she pushes his head in, forcing him to go in more]
[he puts his lips to her clit and starts inhaling, sucking on her cherry]
Raven:[moaning like shit]
Jodie:Whoa he's good.
HSA2:He he, learned from the master.
Grace:[sweating, tapping her knees in anticipation] Who? You?
HSA2:[smirk]Yeah of course, just ask around?
Grace:[takes deep breath, is staring at Robin] That true Jod?
Jodie:Yeah, I can vogue for it.
Robin:Hey I wonder, if Ravens really really happy than why isnt something exploding?
Beast Boy:Yeah it's weird, besides the fact that I'M not the one licking Raven!!
HSA2:Oh Nicks got the same powers as Raven so I guess he's equalizing her power with his own. I don't know I'm a fuckin' idiot? But anyway are you getting this Jod?
Jodie:[points to camera sitting behind couch]Yeah I'm getting it.
HSA2:Sweet, this will make millions for me....[nervously] I mean us he he.
[all turn their attention back to Nick and Raven]
[Raven is now on the floor on her back and is moaning like hell while Nick is still licking the inside of her cunt, showing no signs of stopping]
[Raven is tossing and turning her body back and forth wildly, while she continues to push Nicks head inside her as she feels herself reaching her climax faster and faster]
[Grace is feeling uneasy as she watches Raven moan and toss her body back and forth, how she is longing to have someone (Robin) do something like that to her]
Grace:[diddling with her fingers, sweating]Hmmmm.....uhhh...[hum] [hum] [
hum]
[continues to hear Ravens churning moans]
[Grace continues to stare at Robin while everyone watches Nick and Raven wondering when the hell Raven would cum]
Grace:[shouting]GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I GOTTA HAVE ROBIN NOW!
[she jumps off the couch she's sitting on with Adam and Jodie and pounces Robin who is sitting in a chair]
[the chair nearly knocks over]
Grace:Fuck, Robin I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
[she rips open a hole in his tights and black boxers, his erect nine inch member springing into view]
Grace:[thinking]Holy....Adam I owe you for this.
[she plunges down on his rod, closing her lips tightly around it as she bobs her head up and down, providing a gentle suction on his dick
Robin:Ahhh....ohh god....ahhh fuck....ahhhh Grace, ahhhhhh.
Raven:Ahhhhhh.....ahhh...ohh shit Nick!
[Robin and Raven moan simultaneosuly as the two Beta Teen Titans pleasure the shit out of them]
[Raven, having the most sensitive area in her whole body being attacked repeatedly, drawing her ever closer and closer to her prolonged orgasm]
[Robin, having all the most sensitive points in his male organ be licked by Graces tongue and her mouth sucking his member so hard and so quickly that he felt it would get sucked right off his body]
[HSA2 and Jodie look on]
Jodie:Whoa, damn they're loving it.
HSA2:Yeah, I knew they both would enjoy it but god damn!!! Hey sorry by the way for making you have to have sex with Terra, need to have a good show.
Jodie:^__^ Don't worry about it, I don't mind.
HSA2:You don't?
Jodie:Of course not, anything to help a friend put on a good show. Plus I'm comfortable with my sexuality so one lesbo moment won't ruin me.
HSA2:Sweet.
[Robin and Raven moan their loudest and cum simultaneously onto Nick and Grace]
Grace:[swallowing it] Mmmmm tastes just like I imagined.
Nick:[cough] It's a little scratchy at first.
HSA2:Ok well to dares down and guys....
[both couples are shooting glances at each other
Robin:[standing up] We're getting on with my dare come on Grace!
[he picks her up and tosses her on his shoulder, he makes a dash for the sex room]
Nick, Raven:Oh no you don't fuckers!
[they both fly after them, trying to hit Robin with objects]
[he outruns them and gets to the sex room with Grace, he lunges in and shuts the door, locking it]
[Nick and Raven bang on the door]
Raven:Get the fuck out of there, both of you!
Grace:It's not your turn you goth bitch!
Nick:Your both fucked when you get out of there.
Robin:Like we give a fuck!
[the sound of ripping of clothes is heard than intense moaning and extremely intense fucking is heard]
Raven:You know what, fuck it.
[she pins Nick against the wall next to the sex room using her powers]
[she unzips the fly of his jeans and fondles his dick inside his boxers until she pulls it out]
[she eyes his rock hard eight inch shlong]
(nobody dare think I'm gay, I've never seen my best buds dick)
Raven:Finally a real mans organ, better than Beast Boys limp little ferret dick.
Beast Boy:Fuck you you...you goth bitch! Lots of woman want my giant green dick!
[nobody hears what he has to say, Raven is mentally saying "fuck you green prick and lowering her head on Nicks erect member, bobbing her head up and down at a slow, sensual pace while she toyed with his balls, making the psychic boy moan and squirm against the wall while extremely loud moaning can be heard from the sex room]
[While the video camera behind the couch and the one in the sex room is rolling, recording everything Robin, Grace, Nick and Raven are doing]
[Terra is sitting nervously in a chair, moaning in discomfort]
[Cyborg is complaining like a little bitch, everyone can't wait to do his dare]
[Beast Boy is sitting in a chair, muttering and grumbling like a bitch]
[Jodie is inspecting her finger nails while she sits on the couch]
[Starfire is waiting anctiously for her dare]
[Adam yawns as she sprawls out on the couch]
HSA2:Sweet, my dicks bigger than his.
Jodie:Gross, we didn't need to know that.
Starfire:You perhaps, but I need that information. How big is your penis Adam?
HSA2:That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Starfire:Oh please, I need stimulation now.
HSA2:[shrugs]Ok, I guess I can provide you with some.
[gets up and motions to take off her skirt, she nods]
[he unhooks her belt and her skirt falls, revealing that she isn’t wearing any panties, exposing her smooth and shaved pussy]
HSA2:[snickers]Ha, pantiless and no hair! Just how I write it.
Starfire:Yes, just like in all the othe fan fictions you do, correct?
HSA2:Meh, most of them.
Starfire:You said you would give me pleasure before we had intercourse later.
HSA2:Oh yeah, just stand up straight and try not to burn me with star bolts ok? This is the only body I got.
[Starfire nods]
[HSA2 inserts two fingers from his right hand into her passageway and starts pumping them in and out of Starfires cunt]
[Starfire cringes as he fingers her so finely, she moans, joining in the churns of moans and groans from inside and next to the sex room]
[HSA2 inserts another finger, speeding up the thrusts as they get more and more deep]
[Starfires moans uncontrollably, she hugs HSA2 close to her so his face is in her breasts]
[HSA2 takes this as an invitation and starts sucking on her breast through her shirt. He inserts another finger and speeds up his thrusts]
[Starfire moans like hell]
[HSA2 gives a thumbs up with his free hand while still sucking on her breast]
[Jodie, Terra, Beast Boy, and Cyborg look around]
[HSA2 is breast feeding and finger fucking Starfire]
[Raven is bobbing her head up and down on Nicks manhood, using her powers to pleasure him through her mouth tightly wrapped around his dick and her tongue swirling and swirling around the head making him moan just as loud as Starfire]
[moaning and other ungodly sounds can be heard from the sex room as Robin and grace continue to fuck each other to death]
Jodie:Well I guess since Adam's busy I'm in charge so lets get some dares out of the way. Terra would you like to do yours first?
[Terra jumps off the couch and grabs a wooden bat from behind her back, her spirits are suddenly lifted]
Terra:Gladly.
[walks up to Beast Boy with a crazed look in her eyes]
Beast Boy:[TT scared look (you know the wide eyed pupiless eyes and the really wide mouth)]Now Terra please think about this, remember the good times we had together, we actually had something cool going. We even fucked, don't you remember?
Terra:[bat drawn high above her head] Ahh shut the fuck up, because of you and those sons-of-bitches who write the Teen Titans scripts I'm hated by millions of people around the world. All because I broke your heart and joined Slade in "Betrayel" everyone hates my guts. I mean just because the first and second version of me in the comics had a relationship with you they gotta stick me with you and your limp little dick. How could people like you? Everyone in this room agrees that you’re a friggin’ weirdo who was cool and funny in season one but turned gay and stupid in season 2.
(I think that, Beast Boy was cool in season 1 but when season 2 rolled around he became a total dork. Maybe in season 3 they'll make him cool again. My expectations for season 3: Same amount of Robin, Same amount of Starfire, Robin and Starfire fluff, cooler and funnier Beast Boy, more Raven, maybe some Beast Boy and Raven fluff, no Cyborg and Raven fluff, Cyborg doing cool things like in season 2 where he stopped Gizmo from becoming a Teen Titan. Also I wanna see more Speedy, Terra coming back to the good side, and either Speedy and Terra fluff, or if Beast Boy still holds a candle for Terra some Speedy and Raven fluff or if Slades son, Jericho from the comics is coming to the show some Jericho and Raven fluff. If I'm not mistaken Jericho and Raven had something’s going on. Sorry to jaw on about expectations for season 3 back to the story)
Beast Boy:But it's not my fault it's that god damn HSA2's fault.
Terra:[calmer]Your right but whatever a dare's a dare. And by the way, your fly's open.
Beast Boy:Huh?
[he looks down to see his pants zipper down]
[Terra hits him in the back of the head with the bat]
[Beast Boy falls over, flat on his stomach]
[Terra starts beating the holy hell out of him while he's on the ground]
[intense moans from anyone continue to churn out]
Jodie: Damn, I guess she really does hate him. [shrugs shoulders]Well Beast Boy is sort of a dork anyway. Well onto the next dare and I am gonna enjoy this. [pulls out a huge tool chest] Since I'm the only one available I'll do the honors of shutting Cyborg up for good.
[Jodie looks at Cyborg ecilly who is sitting in a chair looking scared]
Cyborg:[crying]Why are you lookin' at me like that?
Jodie:[smiling evilly, holding a wrench and a hammer]Just doing your dare for you!
[she dives at him with the wrench and hammer in hand but he dodges to the left and tries to run for the door like a cared little girl]
Cyborg:[screaming like a little girl]
Jodie:Oh no you don't.
[she swipes the air upward and a stone wall rises up from the ground, trapping Cyborg]
Cyborg:[cries]
[Jodie jumps up and lands on his back, he staggers around for a little bit, trying to shake her off but she keeps her legs fully locked around his waist]
Cyborg:Get off me man!
Jodie:Grr I don't think so!
[her right hand glows yellow and she summons a big chunk of cement from the floor, she swipes the air with her glowing hand and the cement comes flying toward them. It smashes Cyborg in the back of the head]
Cyborg:Gahh!!
[he falls over on his stomach, his back/exposable central processing unit exposed to her]
Jodie:All right, here we go.
[she prie open his back with a crow bar while the continuous moans from everyone grows louder]
Jodie:[thinking] Good thing I've been taking those computer classes.
[she starts tinkering around inside his back with the wrench and a screw driver, trying to find whatever controlled his voice volume, while doing so she hears the extremely loud moans and groans of everybody in the room and in the sex room]
[during the time Adam had tackled Starfire and was currently eating her out, licking her clit like a lollipop. Raven was still blowing Nick but she was tittie fucking him on the side (yay tittie fuck, yay) Terra was still beating on Beast Boy with the bat, showing signs of fatigue, and only god knows what was happening with Robin and Grace in the sex room]
All:[moaning as if they had all been sent to hell than heaven]
Jodie:[getting annoyed]
All:[moaning, and screaming]
Jodie:[extremely annoyed, trying to concentrate] QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!
[as if in some cartoon everyone immediately stops what they're doing and shuts up, even in the sex room]
[Jodie moves the wrench and screw driver around, she finds the compartment holding the volume knob and pries the knob off with the screw driver, she than hits the volume control area with a hammer. The lights stop glowing signaling that it's not adjustable]
[she closes his computer and gets off of him]
Jodie:Ok.
[everyone goes back to what they were doing]
[two minutes after they go back to fucking and sucking Starfire feels herself reach her climax]
Starfire:Ahh I am going to orgasm!!!!!
[she orgasms all on HSA2, drenching and nearly suffocating him in her cum]
[HSA2 rises up and licks the remainder of her cum off his face and eats it]
HSA2:Yum, tastes like strawberry yogurt.
Jodie:[overhearing] Where'd you get that idea?
HSA2:No idea it just popped up into my head while I was writing.
Starfire:That was wondeful Adam, you are very good at giving pleasure to a female. May we have sex now, and do I need to put my clothes on?
HSA2:In this order, I've had a lot of practice. Sorry not until later, and no the clothes can stay off.
[Jodie looks at him and growls]
HSA2:Ok, ok you can put 'em on.
[Starfire nods and gets her clothes]
[Terra walks up, breathing really hard and sweating. She is carrying the bat which is broken and has a blood stain on it]
Terra:I'm through, did I beat his ass enough? [points to Beast Boys limp body]
HSA2, Jodie:[staring at Beast Boys bloody and bashed body]Whoa!!
HSA2:I think you might've overdid it dude. But you passed your dare oh and good job shutting Cyborg up Jod, now we won't have to listen to his nagging ass ever again...or at least until I say so.
Jodie:Thanks, I wanted to shut him up just as badly.
Starire:I must say this dare fan fiction hasn't been all that horrible.
[hears Nick moan rather loudly]
[they all turn to see him with a look of extreme pleasure and relief and Raven with her back turned to them and leaning towards his crotch]
[she turns around and faces them, her hood down and her face and breats covered with traces of semen]
Raven:[hint of pleasure in her voice, looks at everyone staring at her]What? What are you guys looking at?
[the black magic holding a tired looking Nick dissipates and he falls, landing on all fours]
Starfire:You have semen on your face and on your breasts Raven.
Raven:Oh.
[she wipes her face and her boobs free of cum and fixes herself back up while Nick is behind her, still on both arms and legs with his dick hanging out]
[Nick gets back up after two minutes of resting, his dick still hanging out]
[everyone shields their eyes. Adam covers his with his mask]
Nick:Huff....oh...puff....phew. God damn that was awesome, Raven gives the best blow jobs. That dare was fuckin' sweet I was starting to underestimate you Adam.
HSA2:[covering his eyes with the mask] That's great dude but can you put your thing back in your pants there are women in here.
Nick:[looks down and sees his penis is out] Oh.
[conceals it in his jeans]
Nick: Adam I gotta say, you know how to please your best friends.
HSA2:It's the least I can do for what you guys have done for me. Now is getting blown from Raven enough to keep you from getting any more gay?
Nick:No!! Look man how many times do I have to tell ya, I'm not completely gay. I'm bi for god sake. Get it through your stupid ass head. I'm here, and I'm queer. Get used to it!!
Raven:I just gave a blow job to a bi? What did I get myself into when I joined this operation.
[a scream uttered by Grace is heard from the sex room]
Grace:[muffled]Ahhhhhhh Robin I'm yahhhhh gonna cum!
Robin:[muffled]Ahhhh fuck Grace, it's gonna be a huge one!!!!!
HSA2:So?! What the fuck, your still half gay and I can still rip on you for that ya fuckin god damn red haired Carson Queer eye wanna be.
Nick:Oh now your in for it this time shit head!
Jodie:[shaking her head]Oh great, here we go again.
HSA2:[motioning] Just-bring-it you paranoid drag queen lover!
[Adam and Nick start fist fighting in a huge cloud of smoke]
Starfire:Oh my, should we break that up?
Jodie:Nah, they allways do this.
[the door of the sex room opens up and Grace walks out, smiling anime style and wearing a towel around her body]
[Robin follows, wearing his uniform but looking incredibly tired]
Robin:Oh god that was un-fuckin'-believeable. What'd we miss.
Grace:Ahh come on, Adam and Nick are fighting again?
Raven: They're quarreling like immature fucks. How often do they do this?
Grace: They do this kinda thing to each other on a regular basis.
Jodie:It's like a daily routine for them and me and Grace all ways have to find a way to stop it before they kill each other.
Terra:How can you two live with that kind of thing?
Jodie, Grace:[watching Adam and Nick roll around, punching and choking each other] We try.
Robin:Where's Cyborg and Beast Boy?
Starfire:[points to Cyborgs and Beast Boys bodies]Over there and over there.
[Robin and Grace survey the events that have transpired since they ran into the sex room]
Robin: Damn somebody really did those bitches in.
Grace:Who did it?
Starfire, Raven:Ummm....
Terra:I took care of Beast Boy.
[she grabs the bloody bat and smack it against her hands, it breaks]
Jodie:And I shut Cyborg up for good.
HSA2:[thinking, still fighting with Nick]Or until I say so.
Raven:You guys did that?
Starfire:I am very impressed by the ways you quieted Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Grace:Kudos Jod, and Terra.
Robin:You guys are a credit to Teen Titans fans and blonds everywhere.
Jodie, Terra:[chuckles]
Jodie:What can we say...
Jodie, Terra:[gives peace signs]We are blonds!
[every one laughs, HSA2 and Nick stop fighting and join in the laughter]
[laughter silences after awhile]
HSA2:[has a black eye]Ok now, before we can get on with Jods and Terras dare lets watch the tape of Robin and Grace having sex.
Terra:[gasp]Oh no I forgot.
[she starts whimpering and tears begin to form in her eyes]
Robin:I gotta see that again, I was enjoying Grace to much that I didn't realize some of the things that happened.
Grace:[lifts her arms up into the air, accidently pulling the towel and flashing her naked body]Yay I get to watch myself get fucked by Robin again.
HSA2, Robin, and Nick:[blushes]Whoa
Grace:[blushes]Oppps sorry, can we watch it now?
HSA2:[holds a remote]Yeah, check this out.
[presses a button and a hole on top of the sex room opens up. A video tape flies out and hits the wall adjacent to it. The tape ricochets off the wall and into the tape player]
Nick:Whoa, cool!
Jodie:Nifty.
Grace:How'd you do that?
HSA2:[flips the remote in his hand]I wired the Titans Tower to do as I want through this remote.
Robin:Nice, never thought of something like that.
Terra:[groaning like a baby]
Raven:For a pervert Mr. Great Lemon writer I have to say you've even got me interested in something like that.
Starfire:[smiles and nods]
HSA2:[rubbing back of head anime style] Twern't nothin'. Now lets watch this fuckin' tape so I can fuck Starfire!
[they all nod and hop over the couch, Adam presses a button on the remote and the tape starts]
[it starts with Robin entering rushing into the sex room and locking the door quickly with Graces body draped over his shoulder]
[he locks the door and throws her on the bed, immediately ripping off all her clothes in one sweep]
Grace:[on tape] Ooooo Robin.
[he wastes no time and horny as hell he shoves his nine inch boner in her love canal, pumping her in and out at a super sonic pace]
Grace:[moans like a dying animal] Ahhh ohh yes Robin, fuck me! Fuck me!!
[he continues thrusting his manhood in and out of her, totally having his way with her body]
HSA2: Damn.
Starfire:[taps his shoulder] Adam this video is making me feel horny, do you mind if I give you a blow job?
HSA2:No I wouldn't mind, in fact that'd be
[Starfires squeals in delight and gets between his legs, she opens the fly of his jeans and fondles his dick. Pulling out his eight and a half inch shaft she starts sucking on it like a baby sucking its bottle]
HSA2:[deep throated groan, whimpers]D...did they cum y...yet? Squeals
Jodie:Just did
Nick:Now Grace and Robin....looks like Grace is on top.
Grace:Oooo I remembered that.
[the screen shows Grace bouncing up and down on his rock hard dick while he toyed with her nipples using both hands]
HSA2:[still getting blown from Starfire] Ahhhh, Starfire. Yeah that's fuckin' great.
Beast Boy:[staggering, bleeding] W...wha...what happened? [suddenly recovers] Whoa damn what is that?
[nobody acknowledges him as they all continue to watch the screen filled with disturbing yet very sexual images of Robin and Grace fucking]
[HSA2 accidently switches a button on the remote to an infomercial advertising "No More Stinky" deoderant]
All:Hey.
HSA2:[totally absorbed in Starfires blow job] Ahh fuck! Ahh Starfire, yes! Your sooooooo good!
[she is bobbing her head up and down with a happy smile on her face, making sucking sounds with every pass]
HSA2: [moans like hell]
[presses and holds the channel button, flipping through different channels in less than a second]
Jodie:Grrr...gimme that. [snatches the remote]
[when the remote is freed from his hands Adam puts both on Starfires head, helping to push her up and down]
[Jodie puts the tv back on video and Robin and Grace are still going at it. This time Robin is fucking Grace from behind while Grace is leaning up against the headboard of the bed]
Raven:Oh my god, now I'm starting to realize why they call you the boy wonder.
Robin:I'm starting to realize that myself.
HSA2:[makes Starfire deep throat him]Ugh....Starfire......ahhh!!
[he cums in her mouth to which she gobbils up]
[Robin and Grace finish with the last position and move to side fuck where Robin fucks Grace's brains out while she is on her side]
[thirty minutes later]
[the Teen Titans and Beta Teen Titans continue to watch as Robin keeps on fucking the shit out of Grace]
[He pumps in and out of her ass as her cum soaked body bounces up and down on his dick]
[The three Beta Teen Titans look at their red haired comrade in surprise, shocked they watch as she takes everything the boy wonder does to her]
[the tape cuts when they both shout and simultaneously cum]
HSA2:[wide eyed]Ohhh dizzam!
Nick:[wide eyed]My...god!
Jodie:[wide eyed]So much happened in so little time.
Cyborg:[flapping his jaw but no audio].....
Raven:Is any of that even attainable by humans?
Starfire:[with one bead of Adams cum on her face]I am not sure. I am not sure what to believe anymore.
Grace:Wow watching it again makes the experience all sooooo worth it.
[goes up to Robin and traces his upper body with her index finger seductively]
Grace:Robin can we fuck again, please?
Robin:Hell yeah, lets do it right now.
[he gets on top of her on the couch and takes his penis out. He sticks it in her exposed pussy]
Robin, Grace:[moaning in pleasure]
Starfire:Oh my Ms. Grace is a whore, and she has transformed Robin into a whore.
Jodie:You could say that again.
Starfire:[questioningly] Oh my Ms. Grace is a whore, and she has transformed Robin into a whore.
HSA2:Not literally Starfire.
Raven:Hmmm their indecency in front of us is not very enlightening.
Nick:Heh you got that right.
Cyborg:[no audio]
[everyone gives thumbs up to Jodie]
[silence befalls as Adams thinks for a few seconds]
HSA2:Oh yeah we still have three dares to do. Jod, Terra you guys are up.
Terra:[nervous] What?!?!
Jodie:[calm] All right, lets get this over with.
[Jodie walks over to the sex room door and waits for Terra]
[Terra lets her feet drag as she slowly walks toward the sex room]
[She stops once than walks]
[she stops again than walks]
Terra:[stopping, hysterically] Dammit I just can't do it!
[she tries to run for the door leading to the elevator]
Nick:Oh Jeez.
Starfire:Why's Terra running away from doing her dare?
Raven:Cuz she can't take it that's why.
Cyborg:[no audio, screams inaudibly]
Robin:What's she afraid of, Jodie isn't scared so why should Terra be.
Beast Boy:Man I'm looking to see some HBLA. (Hot Blond Lesbian Action)
Grace:[hits Beast Boy in the head]Little lime green pervert.
HSA2:[sigh]Raven, Nick can you take care of Terra?
Raven, Nick:Yes.
[they swipe their hands and black magic is encased around Terra before she can press the elevator button]
Terra:No I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it!
All:A dare's a dare!
[Jodie holds the door open and Terra is forced into the sex room by Nick and Ravens power]
Jodie:Finally, now I can get this over with.
BTT:Good luck Jod.
TT:Good luck.
[Jodie nods and walks in, locking the door]
[screaming and banging on the door is heard, courtesy of Terra is heard]
[than it suddenly stops and silence is heard, except for small moans]
HSA2:I wonder who those are coming from. Anyway lets get onto the next dare, it's Beast Boys turn.
Beast Boy:What, no not meat. Please.
[All crowd around him with sick grins on their faces]
[what sounds like Terra moaning comes from the sex room]
Beast Boy:[pathetic grin on his face] Please, I can't eat a hot dog. For god sake please don't make me eat it. If I ate a pig it would be like eating a part of myself.
[they all quickly prepare an Oskar Myer hot dog and stick it in a hot dog bun]
[all edge closer and closer to Beast Boy, they corner him on the window wall]
Beast Boy:[gets in pleading position] Please I can't eat meat because I'm allergic to it.
All:Huh?
Beast Boy:If I ever ate meat my throat could close up and I could die.
Robin:Wow, sorry Beast Boy we didn't know that.
Starfire:We are dreadfully sorry, we do not wish for you to die.
Raven:I don't like you but I don't wanna kill you.
HSA2:If I knew you were allergic to meat I wouldn't' ve made the dare.
Beast Boy: You wouldn't've?
HSA2:[taking the hot dog away] No, I may be an asshole prick but I'd never kill someone [murmers]'cept Cyborg.
Cyborg:[no audio]
Grace:Yeah, Adam may be a total dick sometimes but he would never kill somebody.
Nick:I know first hand.
HSA2:Ok dares off for Beast Boy, because he's allergic to meat and because he was cool in season 1.
[they all walk away from Beast Boy]
Beast Boy:[thinking]Ha ha ha, suckers.
Raven:I heard that.
[all turn around]
Beast Boy:[gasps, screams]
[Beast Boy turns around and jumps out the window]
[everyone runs up to the shattered window to see Beast Boy transform into a green eagle and fly off]
[silence]
[intense moaning is heard from the sex room]
HSA2: Damn what a wuss. It's not like we were going to make him eat it. Well uhh....anybody wanna eat this, there's no use in wasting food.
[nobody accepts it]
HSA2:Ok I'll eat it.
[starts chomping down on the hot dog]
Nick:[whispers to Grace] He's gonna have to get used to deep throating meat like that.
Grace:[whispers] Yeah I know he he he.
HSA2:[mumbled by food chunks in mouth] Wha-? wha- --u -uys -alki-' a-out?
Grace, Nick:[TT nervous look] Uh nothing.
[Adam shrugs]
[fifteen minutes later]
[with moaning still coming from the sex room everyone else is making out in the living room]
[HSA2 is lapping up the inside of Starfires mouth and feeling her up while she shoves her tongue deep in his mouth and stroking his cheek]
[Robin and Grace are totally into it, french kissing each other madly, tongues flailing around madly within the sanctity of their mouths]
[Nick and Raven are making out since their both really horny and they both were the only other boy and girl left besides Cyborg but he doesn't count cuz he can't say anything and he's gay. Raven didn't mind him, after all he was a pretty good kisser even though he was bi and he knew exactly how to please her while doing so. Nick didn't mind since Raven was his favorite teen titan and she was hot as hell]
[Cyborg is yelling inaudibly, trying to get attention from everyone in the room]
[the sex room door opens and Jodie walks out, wearing her uniform (same as Terra only tweaked slightly) and a small grin on her face]
[everyone stops making out and acknowledges her]
HSA2:Oh Jod, didn't hear ya come out. How'd it go?
Jodie:It was all right, not much different from having sex with a guy.
Robin:The only difference is there's no actual penetration.
Jodie:[nods]Yup
Nick: Did you guys use any toys?
Jodie:[shakes her head]No
HSA2:I didn't put any in there.
Raven:Terra resisted, how was she?
Jodie:Umm...not too good, I did most of the work.
Grace:Most Jod?
Jodie:Ok almost all of it. Terra kept on trying to get away, I told her we had to do it or else we'd get killed off but she still wouldn't do a thing. I practically had to make her do some stuff.
Robin: So I take it she was a bad lay?
Jodie: Well not entirely, once she got going she was pretty good. I don't know how she'd be with a guy though.
All:[shrug]
Starfire:Where is Terra, why doesn't she come out?
Jodie:Good point.
HSA2:[shouts]TERRA GET YOUR ROCK MOVING ASS IN HERE!
[Terra slowly walks out of the sex room, fully clothed, blushing really badly, and looking oddly nervous and shaky]
[Starfire rises up from the couch and hovers next to Terra as she silently and nervously walks back to the couch]
Starfire: Terra how was your experience in having sexual intercourse with Ms. Jodie? Was it very pleasurable? Did it excite you greatly?
Terra:[back turned to Starfire]I don't wanna talk about it all right?
Starfire:But I am just curious.
Terra:[whips around] I said NO!!! [accidently smacks Starfires left breast]
Starfire:[blushes] Eeek!!
Terra:Gahhh!!!!
[Terra holds her hand by her wrist and looks at it with her teeth grinned nervously and her whole body shaking nervously]
All:[look at Terra with raised eyebrows]
Terra:[looks at all of them, nervously] What? I'm not a blond lesbo right? I don't like woman I like men! I don't like boobs a...and vaginas! I like dicks! Right?! It's only natural that a female super hero likes guys even though she just had sex with another...really really hot girl super hero right?!?! I'm not changed?!?!
All:[look at Terra like what the fuck]
Robin:Uhhh are you all right Terra?
Terra:[nervously] Y...yes I'm perfectly fine after all I totally like guys and not girls.
All:O....k
HSA2:All righty than, lets watch the video....
Starfire:Adam wait. [seductively] Now that the sex room is free would you like for me to preform my dare.
[HSA2 smacks his head]
HSA2:Oh right
[throws the remote on the glass table, breaking it]
HSA2:You guys watch the tape of Jod and Terra by yourselves. I got some poon tang to get.
[jumps on top of the sofa and stands on both hands. He uses and acrobatic move to flip a great distance in the air over to the sex room. He grabs Starfires arm before he fully goes in]
[the sex room door slams shut and is locked]
[moaning and yelling is immediately heard]
Robin:Damn, they've been waiting to do that all night haven't they?
Nick:For the last few hours, yeah.
Raven:Horny isn't enough to describe them.
Grace:That's Sonic for ya, always up for a good fuck.
Jodie: Especially with Starfire, he says he can go all night and than some if he did it with her.
Terra:[groaning, as if she was mentally going crazy on the inside]
Robin:Why is it that HSA2s got like three different nicknames.
Nick:We all prefer to call him something.
Grace:Adam is his real names, HSA2's his writer and host name, and I call him Sonic cuz I had problems with people named Adam in the past.
Jodie:Anyway I'm taking the helm as host since it doesn't sound like Adam and Starfire are stopping any time soon. Looks like...[looks at watch] Until morning those two aren't stopping. I guess were supposed to watch the tape of me and Terra.
Terra:[moans unhappily]No not again.
Raven:Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Terra would you get over it?! Are you gonna let a stupid dare change the rest of your life? You're more hopeless than I thought.
Terra:Shut the fuck up you increasingly attractive...[catches herslef momentarily staring at Ravens bust]I mean stupid goth bitch!!!!
Robin:[whispering to the silent Cyborg]Terra's having problems with her seuality.
Cyborg:[no audio]
Robin:He he, music to my ears.
Nick:Please ladies, don't fight. Adam and I all ready fight enough, the last thing we need are two more people who hate each other.
Raven, Terra:[shoot glances at each other]
[Raven walks off to the couch, Terra scopes her ass for two seconds]
[Terra shakes her head and walks over to a chair, sitting in it she pulls her legs close to her and buries her legs in them]
Jodie: o....k....how do you make this thing work?
[presses a few random buttons on HSA2s remote control]
Jodie: Dammit if Adam wasn't fucking Starfire [hears the ungodly amount of loud moans coming from HSA2 and Starfire in the sex room] What button ejects the tape from the sex room? Shit!
[presses buttons. Random shit starts happening]
[CDs fly out of the player and travel so fast they nearly cut Nicks head off]
Nick:Whoa [dodges to the left] oh shit [hovers above the ground] holy hell [shields, using black magic] fuck [can't shield against an oncoming one] ahhh!
[Raven shields him and herself]
Nick:Raven? You saved my ass!
Raven: Us telepathes gotta stick together and protect ourselves.
Nick:Yeah [powers up her sheild] Fuck everyone else.
[Robin and Grace are bing chased by things in the kitchen. Grace fires star bolts while Robin swings his bo staff]
[Terra and Cyborg are being attacked by things from the living room, Cyborg is getting hit but since he's made of metal it doesn't hurt and Terra fires rocks and yellow energy beams at them]
[Jodie presses more buttons]
[in the sex room]
Adam:[stops thrusting his dick in and out of Starfire]Huh? Whats that?
Starfire:[breathing hard and moaning] Who gives a fuck, keep going Adam you are sooooooo great!
[back in the living room]
Jodie:Hah I got it.
[she presses a button and the tape of her and Terra flies out of a hole above the sex room door and into the VCR. Every other objects stops attacking the BTT and TT]
[everyone gets back onto the couch and chairs, breathing heavily from their defense against the computer controlled foreign objects]
[the tape opens with Jodie sitting on the bed, impatiently waiting for Terra so they could get the dare over with but Terra is banging the door of the sex room and hollering at the top of her lungs, nearly cancelling out Adam and Starfires moans from the sex room]
[Jodie looks really pissed off, she rises up from the bed and walks over to Terra. She turns Terra one-hundred-eighty-degrees around and plants a big kiss on the fellow blonds lips]
[Terra gasps on the tape and tries to get away as Jodie lip locked her but Jodie holds Terra in place by her arm and by holding the back of Terras head against her]
[After several minutes of trying, Terra can't get free of Jodie who is trying to put on a good show and get in a great girl on girl kiss but Terra won't cooperate]
[Terra stops struggling and gives in, kissing Jodie half heartedly]
[Jodie pries open Terras lips with her tongue and explores the insides of Terras mouth with her own tongue, trying to get Terra to french kiss her back. Jodie neither hated nor enjoyed kissing Terra, it wasn't all that bad and Terra was her favorite character but kissing another girl wasn't exactly a turn on]
[Terra however was totally spacing out, she tried her hardest not to express it or think about it but she was actually enjoying french kissing a fellow blond super hero]
[everyone watched as both of their tongues danced around within each others mouths. Jodie broke the kiss and pushed Terra onto the bed where one-by-one she took off Terras clothes. Her shirt, bra, gloves, belt, shorts, panties, boots, and socks. Terra resisted very few times, knowing that Jodie was on a mission to put on an awesome fic and the fact that she wanted to fuck but not with a girl]
[everyone in the room gasped as Jodie lowered her head and started licking Terras pussy. Actually making Terra moan rather loudly]
Nick: Damn, your good Jod.
Grace:[stroking Robins dick in his tights] Yeah, where'd you learn to do all that.
Jodie:[smiles] A few of Adams fics and a little training by the "master" himself was enough.
Robin:Man if only Beast Boy were here. He wanted to see this.
Beast Boy:Yeah dude this is hot.
[is watching Jodie continue to lick away at the inside of Terras most sensitive area]
All:What the....
Cyborg:[shocked, no audio]
Raven: Where'd you sorry butt come from?
Beast Boy: Just dropped back in to watch some HBLA.
Terra: Shut up, it's bad enough as it is having to watch it again.
Beast Boy: Uhh what's her problem.
Robin: Life crisis.
Grace: Quiet, its starting to get good.
[Terra is tossing and turning and screaming her lungs dry as Jodie attacks her clit with her tongue. She licks one more time and Terra orgasms. Jodie manages to pull out right when Terra cums so she doesn't get any on her face. She wanted to do something sweet but swallowing a girls cum would be too much]
[Jodie gives a malicious looking smirk on the tape. Jodie gives Terra the same look in the living room jokingly]
All:[laugh]
[Terra looks like she's gonna throw up]
Terra:[gets up and runs] I need to use the bath room.
[on the tape Jodie is now sucking on Terras left breast while she's using her right hand to squeeze and play with her right tit and finger Terras tunnel with her left]
Robin: All at once, nice. What's Adam been teaching you guys?
BTT: A LOT.
[the tape continues for about an hour, they all watch as Jodie practically has her way with Terra. Terra in the living room looks more and more sick and confused with every scene]
[for the whole tape Jodie has her way with Terra, fingering and licking her to the brink of dryness, doing everything she could think of to the fellow blond. Terra gives in to everything Jodie does, strangely looking like she's enjoying it. Terra also copies a few things that Jodie has done to her and they even do girl-on-girl-sixty-nine]
Grace: He he if Sonic could see this he'd be so proud of you Jod.
Jodie:[smiles] Well it is a dare and you have to do dares or be damned forever. Do I have to do this stupid shit again though?
Nick: Depends, whoever comes up with a decent dare set first gets their dare set done first. If I wanted to and I don't I could have all of you killed, leaving no one in my way of Robin or anybody I want.
Robin:[grossed out] I'm gonna pretend not to hear that.
Raven: Do I have to watch this jittery looking lesbo Terra get fucked by a Beta Teen Titan? When will this end?
Terra:I'm not a fuckin' lesbo ok. If I didn't have stomach pains from what Starfire fed me this morning I'd be your sweet...I mean dark ass!
Raven:Hmmmm....
[the tape cuts after a while of Jodie making Terra scream and orgasm over and over again]
(don't ANYONE call my friend a lesbo, cuz she'll beat your mother fuckin' ass. I swear to gos she will and I'll help to cuz when you mess with one Beta TT you mess with every single one)
[7:00 the next morning]
[everyone is asleep in the living room, sleeping and waiting for their host and Starfire to come out the sex room. They had gotten really stoned on a weed stash Raven had and got all fucked up. All of them were sleeping like babies]
[the sex room door opens up, an extremely happy yet haggard looking Adam and Starfire walk out hand in hand, fully clothed. Adam has a cigarette in between his lips]
HSA2:'Sup fuckers?!
Starfire:Yes, good morning fuckers.
[everyone groans as they wake up from their seemingly painful positions either on the couch, the chairs, or the floor]
Jodie:Oh god my head.
Robin:Gohh I took too much last night.
Beast Boy:Where'd you get that stuff Raven?
Raven:Ugh. I have a supplier in...Dublin I think.
Nick:Ahh....I've smoked weed before but it was always cheap stuff.
Grace:How long did you both go at it, and what are you doing with that cigarette?
HSA2:[smiling] He he we did it until 3:00 last night. And the cigarette? [grabs it with his index and middle finger and throws it on the ground, and stomps it]I thought it'd make me look cool like Bender.
Jodie:You shouldn't follow someone on tv just because they're cool.
HSA2:Ahh fuck that.
Starfire:What activity did you all do while Adam and I occupied the sex room?
Robin:We smoked some of Ravens weed, most of us had sex, we watched the tapes of each other having sex, we also had sex, we terrorized Cyborg, oh and we had sex.
Terra:And I'm not a lesbian all right? I like dicks.
All:Shut up!!
HSA2:Well time to watch the tape of me and Starfire having sex, than we splice all the tapes together.
Nick: Oh man do we have to watch you fuck her?
HSA2:Yes.
Grace: God what a disgusting sight that'll be.
HSA2:Shut up, watching Robin fuck the shit outta you wasn't the best experience of my life.
Jodie: Hmmm, people won't even pay two dollars to watch this stuff.
HSA2:People'll pay big money for Teen Titans hentai, even if it has a second rate fan team like ours.
[he grabs his remote sitting on a side table and presses a button]
[the tape of him and Starfire whizzes out of the hole above the sex room, ricochets off the adjacent wall and accidently smashes one of Beast Boys as it goes into the VCR]
Beast boy: Ow! You broke my finger you fuckin' asshole!
HSA2:Hmmm....
[he presses another button and a giant pillar falls out of one of the roof tiles and smashes Beast Boy. He presses more buttons on the remote and the pillar smashes Beast Boy a couple more times]
HSA2:Ok, here we go.
[presses play and the tape starts up. It shows Adam and Starfire on the king sized bed of the sex room making out and ripping off each other clothes]
Robin: Not much action.
HSA2:Wait for it....
[Starfire tackles Adam down and rips off his grey boxer briefs, his eight and a half inch erection springing into view. Starfire lowers her body down on his rod, directly at her opening and starts fucking him]
Nick: Dude how come your thing is bigger than mine?
HSA2:Cuz I say it is, and what I say goes!
Nick: That's bull shit, even if this is your fic.
HSA2:Whateva. Oh now it's gettin' good.
[the tape goes into Adam tackling Starfire and thrusting in and out of her at the speed Robin used earlier, possibly even greater]
Robin: Damn look at that.
Starfire: His penis may be smaller than yours Robin but he does do it faster and makes the experience more pleasurable.
Grace: What you fucked Starfire?
Robin: Yeah once, but that's all in the past. She doesn't compare to you Grace.
Grace:[blushes] Aww he he, of course she doesn't. Can we fuck again Robin?
Robin: Hell yeah.
[they both drop to the floor and start fucking, moaning loud enough and exposed enough to be heard over the video]
Jodie: As if they havn't done that enough times all ready. They had to've done it a hundred times allready.
Terra:[thinking, watching the tape and Robin and Grace]I wonder what it'd be like to get with Starfire or Grace.
Raven:What are you thinking about Terra?
Terra:What?! None of your fucking business Raven!
Raven: Right....[goes back to watching the tape with mild interest] Adam, do you actually shave your pubic hair?
HSA2:Damn right I do.
All: [stopping what they're doing] Eww.
HSA2:What?!
Nick: That's gross.
HSA2:I know the deal, nothing looks weirder than a hairy gut, hairy legs, and nothing in between.
All:[look at him weirdly]
HSA2:Uh....oh look at that.
(I don't really shave my pubes in real life, but of course there's no harm in trimming them)
[he points to the screen, showing him and Starfire doing sixty nine while standing up. Starfire was the one standing up, her was upside down]
[All go back to what they were doing]
[Grace and Robin finish five minutes after as the tape of Adam and Starfires gets more and more erotic, if such a thing was possible. They were doing some weird sort of position that Starfire said was something invented on Tamaran]
Jodie: Guess you lived up to what you said.
HSA2:Yup, when I fucked a girl I'd give it all I had and more. But when I fucked Starfire I'd give everything I had and beyond.
All:[laugh]
Jodie: Ohhh...you're such a louse Mr. Writer.
HSA2:He he, I get that a lot.
(kind of a rip from Big O)
HSA2:Well that's it for us, the first set of dares are complete. We'll be sticking around for awhile with the Teen Titans. Hope you all enjoyed this first HSA2 production of "Dare Fic...HSA2 Style". See you next time with more blood, smut, sex, and weird sexual jokes. This is HSA2 and I'm outta here.
[they all go back to watching the tapes]
[somewhere far away in Jump City]
[Unbeknownst to the Teen Titans and the Beta Teen Titans Slade was secretly watching their every move, plotting and planning]
Slade:[watching clips of the BTT and TT having sex] Enjoy your fun while it lasts Teen Titans and Beta Teen Titans for it will be the last you will ever have. Once the time is right I will strike you all down....
(Well that's it for this part, once I get sets from the rest of the BTT or if anybody wants to contribute a set of dares it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks as all ways for reading and keep searching for more from me HSA2)
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HSA2:and than...wham, you shove your thing up her. And thats how you get the ultimate fucking experience.
R9012:Whoa I totally see it now, you are a master dude.
HSA2:Call me Grandmaster Sex-ay
HSA2:Ok last dare, R9012 Starfire get your asses in the sex room.
Starfire:Aren't you coming?
R9012:Yeah the dare is for you to
HSa2:Nah you two go on ahead.
R9012:Are you sure? Afterall she is your girl.
HSA2:Yeah I know, but the student must take what the teacher has given him and use it.
R9012:What the fuck.
HSA2:Just go and fuck the shit out of her man, I know you won't be better than me.
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Teen/Beta Teen Titans Dare Fic
cast:
Beta Teen Titans
-Host=HyperSonicAdam2 a.k.a. HSA2, Adam, Sonic
-Jodie a.k.a. Jod
-Grace
-Nick
Teen Titans
-Robin
-Starfire
-Beast Boy
-Raven
-Cyborg
-Terra
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[inside Titans Tower]
HSA2:Hello everybody and welcome to another fuckin' awesome lemon written and created by the king of all Teen Titans Sex Enthusiasts. The king of bling bling, the sexy beast, the horny teen with all the right moves who is suave, intelligent, and has an unabashed style and a greatness that no one will ever match. I'm talking about me, Adam the highlight of the night!
[stands proudly on a podium, people cheer in admiration]
Nick:Yeesh, fuckin' cocky mother fucker.
HSA2: Dahhh, whoa!!
[Adam falls off the back of a chair he's standing on]
Jodie, Grace:Ouch.
HSA2:Ow what the hell did you do that for?!
Nick:No reason, just to keep you from going on about how great you are. Otherwise we'd never get this thing started.
HSA2:[getting up]I swear to god sooner or later I'm gonna hang you up to dry.
Nick:Whatever Mr. Great Lemon Writer can I just get my blow job now?
Jodie, Grace:Huh?
Jodie:You never said anything about anybody giving a blow job.
Grace:I aint suckin' no ones dick.
HSA2:[smiling wickedly]Relax ladies, you'll find out the full deal soon enough. First the introductions....I'm the host of this dare fic, the great lemon writer and weirdest mother fucker of them all with enough artillery and fighting knowledge to take down a whole army, Adam. With me are my best friends and little focus group, the Beta Teen Titans. This gay fuck up of a weird ass with the telekinetic mind powers is Nick.
Nick:Shut the fuck up!
HSA2:Make me.
Jodie: Don't start that again you two.
Grace:Yeah or else we'll have to take action this time.
HSA2:[holding his kwan dao]Crap, and this time I was gonna kick his ass.
Nick:[hands encased in black and white magic]And I was gonna kick his ass even worse.
HSA2:Whatever. This next person is one of the two girls on our team, she's....well she's something great, with a fiery fuckin' temper, as much charm as that one eyed chick from Futurama, and a sword swinging technique that nearly cut me to shreds in one sweep once, and the power to shoot star bolts is Grace.
Grace:I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or pissed off.
HSA2:And last but certainly not least probably the least insane of our misfit team, (always remember I'm the most insane) as well as the only one with light hair. The babe who won't do dominatrix on you just because she carries around a whip or crush you with rocks is Jodie.
Jodie:Uhh...yeah.
HSA2:Now before we get started I have a little surprise for everyone...
Nick:What your gay?
HSA2:SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTAL!
Nick:Make me!
HSA2:I will!
[HSA2 and Nick start beating the shit out of each other]
Jodie:There they go again.
Grace:When will those two ever learn?
Jodie:I guess guys will be guys.
Grace:Should we break it up?
Jodie:If they're just gonna keep fighting, do we even want to break them up?
Grace:They'll drag on fighting forever, we have to do something.
Jodie:I guess...
[Jodie raises her hand and a stone pillar rises out of the ground between HSA2 and Nick, cutting them off from each other]
[HSA2 and Nick jump up to try and attack each other, but Grace flies up and pulls Nick back while Jodie flings her whip at HSA2 and pulls him back]
Jodie:[smacks HSA2 across the head]Won't you two ever learn to stop fighting?
Grace:[dropping Nick on his ass]Yeah this is getting really old really fast.
HSA2:Ok ok sorry. It's just a lot of guys are really sensitive.
Nick:We won't fight...for awhile.
[Grace smacks him across the head]
HSA2:Ok back to the fic, as I was saying we got some special guests....the Teen Titans!
All:gasp!!
[the TT come in from the hallway looking sort of pissed]
Robin:Great, don't tell me we gotta do another dare fic.
Starfire:We all ways have to have sexual intercourse in these types of fan fiction.
Raven:I'm really getting tired of acting like some sex crazed goth slut.
Cyborg:And I'm tired of being gay in these, I'm not gay for fuck sake.
Terra:And I all ways gotta have sex with Beast Boy, does anybody know what having sex with him is like?
Beast Boy:You gotta be kidding me it's not that bad.
Terra:Yeah it is.
HSA2:Whatever, lets just get going here. The stipulations are set...you either do the dare or you suck Cyborgs metal dick. And when and IF you have to fuck you go to have sex in that room.
[points to a door labeled "sex room". It's open slightly, revealing lit candles and towels on a table, closed curtains over a medium sized window, and a king sized bed. A camera is hidden in protective glass in the upper corner of the room]
HSA2:You BETTER give a good show cuz there's a camera in there taping everything you do. Oh and there are no condoms but remember nobody gets pregnant in my stories they all just get S.T.D.'s.
All:[gasp]
HSA2:[laughs like hell]Ha ha just kidding. Nothing happens when you have sex in my stories. Is everybody ok with that?
All:Yeah
Cyborg:Everyone don't do any dares
HSA2:....Ok that proves he's gay.
Cyborg:No I didn't mean it like that.
All:[sarcastically]Right...
HSA2:My dares are up first.
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HSA2's dares.....
Nick-lick Ravens cunt
Jodie-have lesbian sex with Terra
Grace-Give Robin a blow job
Robin-gotta fuck Graces brains out and give everything he's got
Beast Boy-deep throat a REAL 100% beef hot dog
Raven-give Nick a blow job
Cyborg-get rewired so he shuts the fuck up
Terra-beat the shit out of BB with a bat
Starfire-gotta fuck me until dawn tomarrow
Grace:[heart eyes, drooling] Ohh yes, yes it's a dream come true, Sonic you are the greatest.
Starfire:Well I disapprove, I do not want anyone to do such perverted things with my Robin!
Robin:Whoever said I was yours Starfire, she looks way hotter than you and she's probably way better in bed.
Starfire:But...but...[is about to cry]
HSA2:[reassuringly] Don't worry Starfire, fuck that son-of-a bitch Robin. Maybe by the end of the night you'll find someone even cooler and who's got way more in the sac than he does. [smiles]
Starfire:Yes, I understand what you mean. You look much cuter than Robin Mr. HSA2. [strokes his cheek, than kisses him]
HSA2:He he, it's in the bag and you can call me Adam or Sonic.
Grace:Oooo I can't wait any longer can I give Robin a blow job now?!
HSA2:Wait your fuckin' turn you slut, I wanna fuck Starfire just as bad but I'm waiting and feeling the pain of this erection!
Robin: Don't call her a slut you dip shit!
Starfire: Don't call him dip shit you dick.
All:[gasp]
Starfire:[confused]What?
HSA2:Uhh nothing.
Nick:Adam you rock, I get to do some lime with Raven
HSA2:I'm only doing it to stop you from acting so gay.
Nick:So what if I'm gay, do you got a problem with it.
Adam:Hey I got no beef with gay people except that I think my dad is turning gay, fucker hasn't gotten laid in like what? Four years?
Raven:[sigh]Great, another weirdo who wants to fuck my brains out.
Jodie:Aww come on I gotta have sex with Terra?
Terra:And I gotta fuck her.
HSA2:Either that or suck Cyborgs dick.
Cyborg: Don't do the fuckin' dare ladies.
All:[thinking]Thank god for his dare
Jodie:God Adam, why? I can't believe I had sex with you twice.
(total joke, I never had sex in my fuckin' life let alone with my best friend)
Nick, Grace:What?
HSA2:It's a long story but that's for another time, lets get going with this. Nick, Raven your up.
Beast Boy:This sucks! That gay ass gets to fuck Raven and I gotta eat a gross piece of pig flesh and get beat with a bat.
Terra:Why the fuck would you care about someone fucking Raven?! I'm at least glad for my dare.
[Nick and Raven begin to walk towards the sex room]
HSA2:Hold on, since it's not lemon you guys gotta do it in front of us.
[Nick and Raven look at each other]
Nick:All right
Raven:Whatever, lets just get this over with.
[both walk back over in front of the tv]
[Raven stands up while Nick crouches down his head just under her crotch]
[everyone goes silent]
Nick:Ready?
Raven:Just get it over with your jerk off.
Nick:Hmm....
[holds onto her hip with his left hand to balance her and uses his right hand to pull away her leotard to reveal her gray pussy with dark violet pubic hair]
[he lowers his head and comes in from the bottom up, lapping up some escaping juices as Raven stood with her arms crossed and shivering slightly trying to maintain her composure]
[Nick penetrates her folds, licking around the insides of her tight womanhood, looking and searching for her sweet spot]
[He receives small moans and mumbles from Raven as he works his tongue around her insides]
Raven:mmmm...ugh...
[He finds her sweet spot after seven seconds of intense licking and starts concentrating on that one spot making Raven cringe and moan, trying her hardest not to show any pleasure]
Raven:Errrr...ugh...mmmmm.....
[Raven can't hold it in anymore, after ten seconds of Nicks special attention to her clit]
Raven:[moaning, rather loudly]
[nearly falls over but Nick makes sure she is standing up so only her head falls back]
[Her hood falls off as she moans and groans at the immense pleasure given to her]
Raven:[moaning]
[she pushes his head in, forcing him to go in more]
[he puts his lips to her clit and starts inhaling, sucking on her cherry]
Raven:[moaning like shit]
Jodie:Whoa he's good.
HSA2:He he, learned from the master.
Grace:[sweating, tapping her knees in anticipation] Who? You?
HSA2:[smirk]Yeah of course, just ask around?
Grace:[takes deep breath, is staring at Robin] That true Jod?
Jodie:Yeah, I can vogue for it.
Robin:Hey I wonder, if Ravens really really happy than why isnt something exploding?
Beast Boy:Yeah it's weird, besides the fact that I'M not the one licking Raven!!
HSA2:Oh Nicks got the same powers as Raven so I guess he's equalizing her power with his own. I don't know I'm a fuckin' idiot? But anyway are you getting this Jod?
Jodie:[points to camera sitting behind couch]Yeah I'm getting it.
HSA2:Sweet, this will make millions for me....[nervously] I mean us he he.
[all turn their attention back to Nick and Raven]
[Raven is now on the floor on her back and is moaning like hell while Nick is still licking the inside of her cunt, showing no signs of stopping]
[Raven is tossing and turning her body back and forth wildly, while she continues to push Nicks head inside her as she feels herself reaching her climax faster and faster]
[Grace is feeling uneasy as she watches Raven moan and toss her body back and forth, how she is longing to have someone (Robin) do something like that to her]
Grace:[diddling with her fingers, sweating]Hmmmm.....uhhh...[hum] [hum] [
hum]
[continues to hear Ravens churning moans]
[Grace continues to stare at Robin while everyone watches Nick and Raven wondering when the hell Raven would cum]
Grace:[shouting]GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!! I GOTTA HAVE ROBIN NOW!
[she jumps off the couch she's sitting on with Adam and Jodie and pounces Robin who is sitting in a chair]
[the chair nearly knocks over]
Grace:Fuck, Robin I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
[she rips open a hole in his tights and black boxers, his erect nine inch member springing into view]
Grace:[thinking]Holy....Adam I owe you for this.
[she plunges down on his rod, closing her lips tightly around it as she bobs her head up and down, providing a gentle suction on his dick
Robin:Ahhh....ohh god....ahhh fuck....ahhhh Grace, ahhhhhh.
Raven:Ahhhhhh.....ahhh...ohh shit Nick!
[Robin and Raven moan simultaneosuly as the two Beta Teen Titans pleasure the shit out of them]
[Raven, having the most sensitive area in her whole body being attacked repeatedly, drawing her ever closer and closer to her prolonged orgasm]
[Robin, having all the most sensitive points in his male organ be licked by Graces tongue and her mouth sucking his member so hard and so quickly that he felt it would get sucked right off his body]
[HSA2 and Jodie look on]
Jodie:Whoa, damn they're loving it.
HSA2:Yeah, I knew they both would enjoy it but god damn!!! Hey sorry by the way for making you have to have sex with Terra, need to have a good show.
Jodie:^__^ Don't worry about it, I don't mind.
HSA2:You don't?
Jodie:Of course not, anything to help a friend put on a good show. Plus I'm comfortable with my sexuality so one lesbo moment won't ruin me.
HSA2:Sweet.
[Robin and Raven moan their loudest and cum simultaneously onto Nick and Grace]
Grace:[swallowing it] Mmmmm tastes just like I imagined.
Nick:[cough] It's a little scratchy at first.
HSA2:Ok well to dares down and guys....
[both couples are shooting glances at each other
Robin:[standing up] We're getting on with my dare come on Grace!
[he picks her up and tosses her on his shoulder, he makes a dash for the sex room]
Nick, Raven:Oh no you don't fuckers!
[they both fly after them, trying to hit Robin with objects]
[he outruns them and gets to the sex room with Grace, he lunges in and shuts the door, locking it]
[Nick and Raven bang on the door]
Raven:Get the fuck out of there, both of you!
Grace:It's not your turn you goth bitch!
Nick:Your both fucked when you get out of there.
Robin:Like we give a fuck!
[the sound of ripping of clothes is heard than intense moaning and extremely intense fucking is heard]
Raven:You know what, fuck it.
[she pins Nick against the wall next to the sex room using her powers]
[she unzips the fly of his jeans and fondles his dick inside his boxers until she pulls it out]
[she eyes his rock hard eight inch shlong]
(nobody dare think I'm gay, I've never seen my best buds dick)
Raven:Finally a real mans organ, better than Beast Boys limp little ferret dick.
Beast Boy:Fuck you you...you goth bitch! Lots of woman want my giant green dick!
[nobody hears what he has to say, Raven is mentally saying "fuck you green prick and lowering her head on Nicks erect member, bobbing her head up and down at a slow, sensual pace while she toyed with his balls, making the psychic boy moan and squirm against the wall while extremely loud moaning can be heard from the sex room]
[While the video camera behind the couch and the one in the sex room is rolling, recording everything Robin, Grace, Nick and Raven are doing]
[Terra is sitting nervously in a chair, moaning in discomfort]
[Cyborg is complaining like a little bitch, everyone can't wait to do his dare]
[Beast Boy is sitting in a chair, muttering and grumbling like a bitch]
[Jodie is inspecting her finger nails while she sits on the couch]
[Starfire is waiting anctiously for her dare]
[Adam yawns as she sprawls out on the couch]
HSA2:Sweet, my dicks bigger than his.
Jodie:Gross, we didn't need to know that.
Starfire:You perhaps, but I need that information. How big is your penis Adam?
HSA2:That's for me to know and for you to find out.
Starfire:Oh please, I need stimulation now.
HSA2:[shrugs]Ok, I guess I can provide you with some.
[gets up and motions to take off her skirt, she nods]
[he unhooks her belt and her skirt falls, revealing that she isn’t wearing any panties, exposing her smooth and shaved pussy]
HSA2:[snickers]Ha, pantiless and no hair! Just how I write it.
Starfire:Yes, just like in all the othe fan fictions you do, correct?
HSA2:Meh, most of them.
Starfire:You said you would give me pleasure before we had intercourse later.
HSA2:Oh yeah, just stand up straight and try not to burn me with star bolts ok? This is the only body I got.
[Starfire nods]
[HSA2 inserts two fingers from his right hand into her passageway and starts pumping them in and out of Starfires cunt]
[Starfire cringes as he fingers her so finely, she moans, joining in the churns of moans and groans from inside and next to the sex room]
[HSA2 inserts another finger, speeding up the thrusts as they get more and more deep]
[Starfires moans uncontrollably, she hugs HSA2 close to her so his face is in her breasts]
[HSA2 takes this as an invitation and starts sucking on her breast through her shirt. He inserts another finger and speeds up his thrusts]
[Starfire moans like hell]
[HSA2 gives a thumbs up with his free hand while still sucking on her breast]
[Jodie, Terra, Beast Boy, and Cyborg look around]
[HSA2 is breast feeding and finger fucking Starfire]
[Raven is bobbing her head up and down on Nicks manhood, using her powers to pleasure him through her mouth tightly wrapped around his dick and her tongue swirling and swirling around the head making him moan just as loud as Starfire]
[moaning and other ungodly sounds can be heard from the sex room as Robin and grace continue to fuck each other to death]
Jodie:Well I guess since Adam's busy I'm in charge so lets get some dares out of the way. Terra would you like to do yours first?
[Terra jumps off the couch and grabs a wooden bat from behind her back, her spirits are suddenly lifted]
Terra:Gladly.
[walks up to Beast Boy with a crazed look in her eyes]
Beast Boy:[TT scared look (you know the wide eyed pupiless eyes and the really wide mouth)]Now Terra please think about this, remember the good times we had together, we actually had something cool going. We even fucked, don't you remember?
Terra:[bat drawn high above her head] Ahh shut the fuck up, because of you and those sons-of-bitches who write the Teen Titans scripts I'm hated by millions of people around the world. All because I broke your heart and joined Slade in "Betrayel" everyone hates my guts. I mean just because the first and second version of me in the comics had a relationship with you they gotta stick me with you and your limp little dick. How could people like you? Everyone in this room agrees that you’re a friggin’ weirdo who was cool and funny in season one but turned gay and stupid in season 2.
(I think that, Beast Boy was cool in season 1 but when season 2 rolled around he became a total dork. Maybe in season 3 they'll make him cool again. My expectations for season 3: Same amount of Robin, Same amount of Starfire, Robin and Starfire fluff, cooler and funnier Beast Boy, more Raven, maybe some Beast Boy and Raven fluff, no Cyborg and Raven fluff, Cyborg doing cool things like in season 2 where he stopped Gizmo from becoming a Teen Titan. Also I wanna see more Speedy, Terra coming back to the good side, and either Speedy and Terra fluff, or if Beast Boy still holds a candle for Terra some Speedy and Raven fluff or if Slades son, Jericho from the comics is coming to the show some Jericho and Raven fluff. If I'm not mistaken Jericho and Raven had something’s going on. Sorry to jaw on about expectations for season 3 back to the story)
Beast Boy:But it's not my fault it's that god damn HSA2's fault.
Terra:[calmer]Your right but whatever a dare's a dare. And by the way, your fly's open.
Beast Boy:Huh?
[he looks down to see his pants zipper down]
[Terra hits him in the back of the head with the bat]
[Beast Boy falls over, flat on his stomach]
[Terra starts beating the holy hell out of him while he's on the ground]
[intense moans from anyone continue to churn out]
Jodie: Damn, I guess she really does hate him. [shrugs shoulders]Well Beast Boy is sort of a dork anyway. Well onto the next dare and I am gonna enjoy this. [pulls out a huge tool chest] Since I'm the only one available I'll do the honors of shutting Cyborg up for good.
[Jodie looks at Cyborg ecilly who is sitting in a chair looking scared]
Cyborg:[crying]Why are you lookin' at me like that?
Jodie:[smiling evilly, holding a wrench and a hammer]Just doing your dare for you!
[she dives at him with the wrench and hammer in hand but he dodges to the left and tries to run for the door like a cared little girl]
Cyborg:[screaming like a little girl]
Jodie:Oh no you don't.
[she swipes the air upward and a stone wall rises up from the ground, trapping Cyborg]
Cyborg:[cries]
[Jodie jumps up and lands on his back, he staggers around for a little bit, trying to shake her off but she keeps her legs fully locked around his waist]
Cyborg:Get off me man!
Jodie:Grr I don't think so!
[her right hand glows yellow and she summons a big chunk of cement from the floor, she swipes the air with her glowing hand and the cement comes flying toward them. It smashes Cyborg in the back of the head]
Cyborg:Gahh!!
[he falls over on his stomach, his back/exposable central processing unit exposed to her]
Jodie:All right, here we go.
[she prie open his back with a crow bar while the continuous moans from everyone grows louder]
Jodie:[thinking] Good thing I've been taking those computer classes.
[she starts tinkering around inside his back with the wrench and a screw driver, trying to find whatever controlled his voice volume, while doing so she hears the extremely loud moans and groans of everybody in the room and in the sex room]
[during the time Adam had tackled Starfire and was currently eating her out, licking her clit like a lollipop. Raven was still blowing Nick but she was tittie fucking him on the side (yay tittie fuck, yay) Terra was still beating on Beast Boy with the bat, showing signs of fatigue, and only god knows what was happening with Robin and Grace in the sex room]
All:[moaning as if they had all been sent to hell than heaven]
Jodie:[getting annoyed]
All:[moaning, and screaming]
Jodie:[extremely annoyed, trying to concentrate] QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!
[as if in some cartoon everyone immediately stops what they're doing and shuts up, even in the sex room]
[Jodie moves the wrench and screw driver around, she finds the compartment holding the volume knob and pries the knob off with the screw driver, she than hits the volume control area with a hammer. The lights stop glowing signaling that it's not adjustable]
[she closes his computer and gets off of him]
Jodie:Ok.
[everyone goes back to what they were doing]
[two minutes after they go back to fucking and sucking Starfire feels herself reach her climax]
Starfire:Ahh I am going to orgasm!!!!!
[she orgasms all on HSA2, drenching and nearly suffocating him in her cum]
[HSA2 rises up and licks the remainder of her cum off his face and eats it]
HSA2:Yum, tastes like strawberry yogurt.
Jodie:[overhearing] Where'd you get that idea?
HSA2:No idea it just popped up into my head while I was writing.
Starfire:That was wondeful Adam, you are very good at giving pleasure to a female. May we have sex now, and do I need to put my clothes on?
HSA2:In this order, I've had a lot of practice. Sorry not until later, and no the clothes can stay off.
[Jodie looks at him and growls]
HSA2:Ok, ok you can put 'em on.
[Starfire nods and gets her clothes]
[Terra walks up, breathing really hard and sweating. She is carrying the bat which is broken and has a blood stain on it]
Terra:I'm through, did I beat his ass enough? [points to Beast Boys limp body]
HSA2, Jodie:[staring at Beast Boys bloody and bashed body]Whoa!!
HSA2:I think you might've overdid it dude. But you passed your dare oh and good job shutting Cyborg up Jod, now we won't have to listen to his nagging ass ever again...or at least until I say so.
Jodie:Thanks, I wanted to shut him up just as badly.
Starire:I must say this dare fan fiction hasn't been all that horrible.
[hears Nick moan rather loudly]
[they all turn to see him with a look of extreme pleasure and relief and Raven with her back turned to them and leaning towards his crotch]
[she turns around and faces them, her hood down and her face and breats covered with traces of semen]
Raven:[hint of pleasure in her voice, looks at everyone staring at her]What? What are you guys looking at?
[the black magic holding a tired looking Nick dissipates and he falls, landing on all fours]
Starfire:You have semen on your face and on your breasts Raven.
Raven:Oh.
[she wipes her face and her boobs free of cum and fixes herself back up while Nick is behind her, still on both arms and legs with his dick hanging out]
[Nick gets back up after two minutes of resting, his dick still hanging out]
[everyone shields their eyes. Adam covers his with his mask]
Nick:Huff....oh...puff....phew. God damn that was awesome, Raven gives the best blow jobs. That dare was fuckin' sweet I was starting to underestimate you Adam.
HSA2:[covering his eyes with the mask] That's great dude but can you put your thing back in your pants there are women in here.
Nick:[looks down and sees his penis is out] Oh.
[conceals it in his jeans]
Nick: Adam I gotta say, you know how to please your best friends.
HSA2:It's the least I can do for what you guys have done for me. Now is getting blown from Raven enough to keep you from getting any more gay?
Nick:No!! Look man how many times do I have to tell ya, I'm not completely gay. I'm bi for god sake. Get it through your stupid ass head. I'm here, and I'm queer. Get used to it!!
Raven:I just gave a blow job to a bi? What did I get myself into when I joined this operation.
[a scream uttered by Grace is heard from the sex room]
Grace:[muffled]Ahhhhhhh Robin I'm yahhhhh gonna cum!
Robin:[muffled]Ahhhh fuck Grace, it's gonna be a huge one!!!!!
HSA2:So?! What the fuck, your still half gay and I can still rip on you for that ya fuckin god damn red haired Carson Queer eye wanna be.
Nick:Oh now your in for it this time shit head!
Jodie:[shaking her head]Oh great, here we go again.
HSA2:[motioning] Just-bring-it you paranoid drag queen lover!
[Adam and Nick start fist fighting in a huge cloud of smoke]
Starfire:Oh my, should we break that up?
Jodie:Nah, they allways do this.
[the door of the sex room opens up and Grace walks out, smiling anime style and wearing a towel around her body]
[Robin follows, wearing his uniform but looking incredibly tired]
Robin:Oh god that was un-fuckin'-believeable. What'd we miss.
Grace:Ahh come on, Adam and Nick are fighting again?
Raven: They're quarreling like immature fucks. How often do they do this?
Grace: They do this kinda thing to each other on a regular basis.
Jodie:It's like a daily routine for them and me and Grace all ways have to find a way to stop it before they kill each other.
Terra:How can you two live with that kind of thing?
Jodie, Grace:[watching Adam and Nick roll around, punching and choking each other] We try.
Robin:Where's Cyborg and Beast Boy?
Starfire:[points to Cyborgs and Beast Boys bodies]Over there and over there.
[Robin and Grace survey the events that have transpired since they ran into the sex room]
Robin: Damn somebody really did those bitches in.
Grace:Who did it?
Starfire, Raven:Ummm....
Terra:I took care of Beast Boy.
[she grabs the bloody bat and smack it against her hands, it breaks]
Jodie:And I shut Cyborg up for good.
HSA2:[thinking, still fighting with Nick]Or until I say so.
Raven:You guys did that?
Starfire:I am very impressed by the ways you quieted Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Grace:Kudos Jod, and Terra.
Robin:You guys are a credit to Teen Titans fans and blonds everywhere.
Jodie, Terra:[chuckles]
Jodie:What can we say...
Jodie, Terra:[gives peace signs]We are blonds!
[every one laughs, HSA2 and Nick stop fighting and join in the laughter]
[laughter silences after awhile]
HSA2:[has a black eye]Ok now, before we can get on with Jods and Terras dare lets watch the tape of Robin and Grace having sex.
Terra:[gasp]Oh no I forgot.
[she starts whimpering and tears begin to form in her eyes]
Robin:I gotta see that again, I was enjoying Grace to much that I didn't realize some of the things that happened.
Grace:[lifts her arms up into the air, accidently pulling the towel and flashing her naked body]Yay I get to watch myself get fucked by Robin again.
HSA2, Robin, and Nick:[blushes]Whoa
Grace:[blushes]Oppps sorry, can we watch it now?
HSA2:[holds a remote]Yeah, check this out.
[presses a button and a hole on top of the sex room opens up. A video tape flies out and hits the wall adjacent to it. The tape ricochets off the wall and into the tape player]
Nick:Whoa, cool!
Jodie:Nifty.
Grace:How'd you do that?
HSA2:[flips the remote in his hand]I wired the Titans Tower to do as I want through this remote.
Robin:Nice, never thought of something like that.
Terra:[groaning like a baby]
Raven:For a pervert Mr. Great Lemon writer I have to say you've even got me interested in something like that.
Starfire:[smiles and nods]
HSA2:[rubbing back of head anime style] Twern't nothin'. Now lets watch this fuckin' tape so I can fuck Starfire!
[they all nod and hop over the couch, Adam presses a button on the remote and the tape starts]
[it starts with Robin entering rushing into the sex room and locking the door quickly with Graces body draped over his shoulder]
[he locks the door and throws her on the bed, immediately ripping off all her clothes in one sweep]
Grace:[on tape] Ooooo Robin.
[he wastes no time and horny as hell he shoves his nine inch boner in her love canal, pumping her in and out at a super sonic pace]
Grace:[moans like a dying animal] Ahhh ohh yes Robin, fuck me! Fuck me!!
[he continues thrusting his manhood in and out of her, totally having his way with her body]
HSA2: Damn.
Starfire:[taps his shoulder] Adam this video is making me feel horny, do you mind if I give you a blow job?
HSA2:No I wouldn't mind, in fact that'd be
[Starfires squeals in delight and gets between his legs, she opens the fly of his jeans and fondles his dick. Pulling out his eight and a half inch shaft she starts sucking on it like a baby sucking its bottle]
HSA2:[deep throated groan, whimpers]D...did they cum y...yet? Squeals
Jodie:Just did
Nick:Now Grace and Robin....looks like Grace is on top.
Grace:Oooo I remembered that.
[the screen shows Grace bouncing up and down on his rock hard dick while he toyed with her nipples using both hands]
HSA2:[still getting blown from Starfire] Ahhhh, Starfire. Yeah that's fuckin' great.
Beast Boy:[staggering, bleeding] W...wha...what happened? [suddenly recovers] Whoa damn what is that?
[nobody acknowledges him as they all continue to watch the screen filled with disturbing yet very sexual images of Robin and Grace fucking]
[HSA2 accidently switches a button on the remote to an infomercial advertising "No More Stinky" deoderant]
All:Hey.
HSA2:[totally absorbed in Starfires blow job] Ahh fuck! Ahh Starfire, yes! Your sooooooo good!
[she is bobbing her head up and down with a happy smile on her face, making sucking sounds with every pass]
HSA2: [moans like hell]
[presses and holds the channel button, flipping through different channels in less than a second]
Jodie:Grrr...gimme that. [snatches the remote]
[when the remote is freed from his hands Adam puts both on Starfires head, helping to push her up and down]
[Jodie puts the tv back on video and Robin and Grace are still going at it. This time Robin is fucking Grace from behind while Grace is leaning up against the headboard of the bed]
Raven:Oh my god, now I'm starting to realize why they call you the boy wonder.
Robin:I'm starting to realize that myself.
HSA2:[makes Starfire deep throat him]Ugh....Starfire......ahhh!!
[he cums in her mouth to which she gobbils up]
[Robin and Grace finish with the last position and move to side fuck where Robin fucks Grace's brains out while she is on her side]
[thirty minutes later]
[the Teen Titans and Beta Teen Titans continue to watch as Robin keeps on fucking the shit out of Grace]
[He pumps in and out of her ass as her cum soaked body bounces up and down on his dick]
[The three Beta Teen Titans look at their red haired comrade in surprise, shocked they watch as she takes everything the boy wonder does to her]
[the tape cuts when they both shout and simultaneously cum]
HSA2:[wide eyed]Ohhh dizzam!
Nick:[wide eyed]My...god!
Jodie:[wide eyed]So much happened in so little time.
Cyborg:[flapping his jaw but no audio].....
Raven:Is any of that even attainable by humans?
Starfire:[with one bead of Adams cum on her face]I am not sure. I am not sure what to believe anymore.
Grace:Wow watching it again makes the experience all sooooo worth it.
[goes up to Robin and traces his upper body with her index finger seductively]
Grace:Robin can we fuck again, please?
Robin:Hell yeah, lets do it right now.
[he gets on top of her on the couch and takes his penis out. He sticks it in her exposed pussy]
Robin, Grace:[moaning in pleasure]
Starfire:Oh my Ms. Grace is a whore, and she has transformed Robin into a whore.
Jodie:You could say that again.
Starfire:[questioningly] Oh my Ms. Grace is a whore, and she has transformed Robin into a whore.
HSA2:Not literally Starfire.
Raven:Hmmm their indecency in front of us is not very enlightening.
Nick:Heh you got that right.
Cyborg:[no audio]
[everyone gives thumbs up to Jodie]
[silence befalls as Adams thinks for a few seconds]
HSA2:Oh yeah we still have three dares to do. Jod, Terra you guys are up.
Terra:[nervous] What?!?!
Jodie:[calm] All right, lets get this over with.
[Jodie walks over to the sex room door and waits for Terra]
[Terra lets her feet drag as she slowly walks toward the sex room]
[She stops once than walks]
[she stops again than walks]
Terra:[stopping, hysterically] Dammit I just can't do it!
[she tries to run for the door leading to the elevator]
Nick:Oh Jeez.
Starfire:Why's Terra running away from doing her dare?
Raven:Cuz she can't take it that's why.
Cyborg:[no audio, screams inaudibly]
Robin:What's she afraid of, Jodie isn't scared so why should Terra be.
Beast Boy:Man I'm looking to see some HBLA. (Hot Blond Lesbian Action)
Grace:[hits Beast Boy in the head]Little lime green pervert.
HSA2:[sigh]Raven, Nick can you take care of Terra?
Raven, Nick:Yes.
[they swipe their hands and black magic is encased around Terra before she can press the elevator button]
Terra:No I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it!
All:A dare's a dare!
[Jodie holds the door open and Terra is forced into the sex room by Nick and Ravens power]
Jodie:Finally, now I can get this over with.
BTT:Good luck Jod.
TT:Good luck.
[Jodie nods and walks in, locking the door]
[screaming and banging on the door is heard, courtesy of Terra is heard]
[than it suddenly stops and silence is heard, except for small moans]
HSA2:I wonder who those are coming from. Anyway lets get onto the next dare, it's Beast Boys turn.
Beast Boy:What, no not meat. Please.
[All crowd around him with sick grins on their faces]
[what sounds like Terra moaning comes from the sex room]
Beast Boy:[pathetic grin on his face] Please, I can't eat a hot dog. For god sake please don't make me eat it. If I ate a pig it would be like eating a part of myself.
[they all quickly prepare an Oskar Myer hot dog and stick it in a hot dog bun]
[all edge closer and closer to Beast Boy, they corner him on the window wall]
Beast Boy:[gets in pleading position] Please I can't eat meat because I'm allergic to it.
All:Huh?
Beast Boy:If I ever ate meat my throat could close up and I could die.
Robin:Wow, sorry Beast Boy we didn't know that.
Starfire:We are dreadfully sorry, we do not wish for you to die.
Raven:I don't like you but I don't wanna kill you.
HSA2:If I knew you were allergic to meat I wouldn't' ve made the dare.
Beast Boy: You wouldn't've?
HSA2:[taking the hot dog away] No, I may be an asshole prick but I'd never kill someone [murmers]'cept Cyborg.
Cyborg:[no audio]
Grace:Yeah, Adam may be a total dick sometimes but he would never kill somebody.
Nick:I know first hand.
HSA2:Ok dares off for Beast Boy, because he's allergic to meat and because he was cool in season 1.
[they all walk away from Beast Boy]
Beast Boy:[thinking]Ha ha ha, suckers.
Raven:I heard that.
[all turn around]
Beast Boy:[gasps, screams]
[Beast Boy turns around and jumps out the window]
[everyone runs up to the shattered window to see Beast Boy transform into a green eagle and fly off]
[silence]
[intense moaning is heard from the sex room]
HSA2: Damn what a wuss. It's not like we were going to make him eat it. Well uhh....anybody wanna eat this, there's no use in wasting food.
[nobody accepts it]
HSA2:Ok I'll eat it.
[starts chomping down on the hot dog]
Nick:[whispers to Grace] He's gonna have to get used to deep throating meat like that.
Grace:[whispers] Yeah I know he he he.
HSA2:[mumbled by food chunks in mouth] Wha-? wha- --u -uys -alki-' a-out?
Grace, Nick:[TT nervous look] Uh nothing.
[Adam shrugs]
[fifteen minutes later]
[with moaning still coming from the sex room everyone else is making out in the living room]
[HSA2 is lapping up the inside of Starfires mouth and feeling her up while she shoves her tongue deep in his mouth and stroking his cheek]
[Robin and Grace are totally into it, french kissing each other madly, tongues flailing around madly within the sanctity of their mouths]
[Nick and Raven are making out since their both really horny and they both were the only other boy and girl left besides Cyborg but he doesn't count cuz he can't say anything and he's gay. Raven didn't mind him, after all he was a pretty good kisser even though he was bi and he knew exactly how to please her while doing so. Nick didn't mind since Raven was his favorite teen titan and she was hot as hell]
[Cyborg is yelling inaudibly, trying to get attention from everyone in the room]
[the sex room door opens and Jodie walks out, wearing her uniform (same as Terra only tweaked slightly) and a small grin on her face]
[everyone stops making out and acknowledges her]
HSA2:Oh Jod, didn't hear ya come out. How'd it go?
Jodie:It was all right, not much different from having sex with a guy.
Robin:The only difference is there's no actual penetration.
Jodie:[nods]Yup
Nick: Did you guys use any toys?
Jodie:[shakes her head]No
HSA2:I didn't put any in there.
Raven:Terra resisted, how was she?
Jodie:Umm...not too good, I did most of the work.
Grace:Most Jod?
Jodie:Ok almost all of it. Terra kept on trying to get away, I told her we had to do it or else we'd get killed off but she still wouldn't do a thing. I practically had to make her do some stuff.
Robin: So I take it she was a bad lay?
Jodie: Well not entirely, once she got going she was pretty good. I don't know how she'd be with a guy though.
All:[shrug]
Starfire:Where is Terra, why doesn't she come out?
Jodie:Good point.
HSA2:[shouts]TERRA GET YOUR ROCK MOVING ASS IN HERE!
[Terra slowly walks out of the sex room, fully clothed, blushing really badly, and looking oddly nervous and shaky]
[Starfire rises up from the couch and hovers next to Terra as she silently and nervously walks back to the couch]
Starfire: Terra how was your experience in having sexual intercourse with Ms. Jodie? Was it very pleasurable? Did it excite you greatly?
Terra:[back turned to Starfire]I don't wanna talk about it all right?
Starfire:But I am just curious.
Terra:[whips around] I said NO!!! [accidently smacks Starfires left breast]
Starfire:[blushes] Eeek!!
Terra:Gahhh!!!!
[Terra holds her hand by her wrist and looks at it with her teeth grinned nervously and her whole body shaking nervously]
All:[look at Terra with raised eyebrows]
Terra:[looks at all of them, nervously] What? I'm not a blond lesbo right? I don't like woman I like men! I don't like boobs a...and vaginas! I like dicks! Right?! It's only natural that a female super hero likes guys even though she just had sex with another...really really hot girl super hero right?!?! I'm not changed?!?!
All:[look at Terra like what the fuck]
Robin:Uhhh are you all right Terra?
Terra:[nervously] Y...yes I'm perfectly fine after all I totally like guys and not girls.
All:O....k
HSA2:All righty than, lets watch the video....
Starfire:Adam wait. [seductively] Now that the sex room is free would you like for me to preform my dare.
[HSA2 smacks his head]
HSA2:Oh right
[throws the remote on the glass table, breaking it]
HSA2:You guys watch the tape of Jod and Terra by yourselves. I got some poon tang to get.
[jumps on top of the sofa and stands on both hands. He uses and acrobatic move to flip a great distance in the air over to the sex room. He grabs Starfires arm before he fully goes in]
[the sex room door slams shut and is locked]
[moaning and yelling is immediately heard]
Robin:Damn, they've been waiting to do that all night haven't they?
Nick:For the last few hours, yeah.
Raven:Horny isn't enough to describe them.
Grace:That's Sonic for ya, always up for a good fuck.
Jodie: Especially with Starfire, he says he can go all night and than some if he did it with her.
Terra:[groaning, as if she was mentally going crazy on the inside]
Robin:Why is it that HSA2s got like three different nicknames.
Nick:We all prefer to call him something.
Grace:Adam is his real names, HSA2's his writer and host name, and I call him Sonic cuz I had problems with people named Adam in the past.
Jodie:Anyway I'm taking the helm as host since it doesn't sound like Adam and Starfire are stopping any time soon. Looks like...[looks at watch] Until morning those two aren't stopping. I guess were supposed to watch the tape of me and Terra.
Terra:[moans unhappily]No not again.
Raven:Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ, Terra would you get over it?! Are you gonna let a stupid dare change the rest of your life? You're more hopeless than I thought.
Terra:Shut the fuck up you increasingly attractive...[catches herslef momentarily staring at Ravens bust]I mean stupid goth bitch!!!!
Robin:[whispering to the silent Cyborg]Terra's having problems with her seuality.
Cyborg:[no audio]
Robin:He he, music to my ears.
Nick:Please ladies, don't fight. Adam and I all ready fight enough, the last thing we need are two more people who hate each other.
Raven, Terra:[shoot glances at each other]
[Raven walks off to the couch, Terra scopes her ass for two seconds]
[Terra shakes her head and walks over to a chair, sitting in it she pulls her legs close to her and buries her legs in them]
Jodie: o....k....how do you make this thing work?
[presses a few random buttons on HSA2s remote control]
Jodie: Dammit if Adam wasn't fucking Starfire [hears the ungodly amount of loud moans coming from HSA2 and Starfire in the sex room] What button ejects the tape from the sex room? Shit!
[presses buttons. Random shit starts happening]
[CDs fly out of the player and travel so fast they nearly cut Nicks head off]
Nick:Whoa [dodges to the left] oh shit [hovers above the ground] holy hell [shields, using black magic] fuck [can't shield against an oncoming one] ahhh!
[Raven shields him and herself]
Nick:Raven? You saved my ass!
Raven: Us telepathes gotta stick together and protect ourselves.
Nick:Yeah [powers up her sheild] Fuck everyone else.
[Robin and Grace are bing chased by things in the kitchen. Grace fires star bolts while Robin swings his bo staff]
[Terra and Cyborg are being attacked by things from the living room, Cyborg is getting hit but since he's made of metal it doesn't hurt and Terra fires rocks and yellow energy beams at them]
[Jodie presses more buttons]
[in the sex room]
Adam:[stops thrusting his dick in and out of Starfire]Huh? Whats that?
Starfire:[breathing hard and moaning] Who gives a fuck, keep going Adam you are sooooooo great!
[back in the living room]
Jodie:Hah I got it.
[she presses a button and the tape of her and Terra flies out of a hole above the sex room door and into the VCR. Every other objects stops attacking the BTT and TT]
[everyone gets back onto the couch and chairs, breathing heavily from their defense against the computer controlled foreign objects]
[the tape opens with Jodie sitting on the bed, impatiently waiting for Terra so they could get the dare over with but Terra is banging the door of the sex room and hollering at the top of her lungs, nearly cancelling out Adam and Starfires moans from the sex room]
[Jodie looks really pissed off, she rises up from the bed and walks over to Terra. She turns Terra one-hundred-eighty-degrees around and plants a big kiss on the fellow blonds lips]
[Terra gasps on the tape and tries to get away as Jodie lip locked her but Jodie holds Terra in place by her arm and by holding the back of Terras head against her]
[After several minutes of trying, Terra can't get free of Jodie who is trying to put on a good show and get in a great girl on girl kiss but Terra won't cooperate]
[Terra stops struggling and gives in, kissing Jodie half heartedly]
[Jodie pries open Terras lips with her tongue and explores the insides of Terras mouth with her own tongue, trying to get Terra to french kiss her back. Jodie neither hated nor enjoyed kissing Terra, it wasn't all that bad and Terra was her favorite character but kissing another girl wasn't exactly a turn on]
[Terra however was totally spacing out, she tried her hardest not to express it or think about it but she was actually enjoying french kissing a fellow blond super hero]
[everyone watched as both of their tongues danced around within each others mouths. Jodie broke the kiss and pushed Terra onto the bed where one-by-one she took off Terras clothes. Her shirt, bra, gloves, belt, shorts, panties, boots, and socks. Terra resisted very few times, knowing that Jodie was on a mission to put on an awesome fic and the fact that she wanted to fuck but not with a girl]
[everyone in the room gasped as Jodie lowered her head and started licking Terras pussy. Actually making Terra moan rather loudly]
Nick: Damn, your good Jod.
Grace:[stroking Robins dick in his tights] Yeah, where'd you learn to do all that.
Jodie:[smiles] A few of Adams fics and a little training by the "master" himself was enough.
Robin:Man if only Beast Boy were here. He wanted to see this.
Beast Boy:Yeah dude this is hot.
[is watching Jodie continue to lick away at the inside of Terras most sensitive area]
All:What the....
Cyborg:[shocked, no audio]
Raven: Where'd you sorry butt come from?
Beast Boy: Just dropped back in to watch some HBLA.
Terra: Shut up, it's bad enough as it is having to watch it again.
Beast Boy: Uhh what's her problem.
Robin: Life crisis.
Grace: Quiet, its starting to get good.
[Terra is tossing and turning and screaming her lungs dry as Jodie attacks her clit with her tongue. She licks one more time and Terra orgasms. Jodie manages to pull out right when Terra cums so she doesn't get any on her face. She wanted to do something sweet but swallowing a girls cum would be too much]
[Jodie gives a malicious looking smirk on the tape. Jodie gives Terra the same look in the living room jokingly]
All:[laugh]
[Terra looks like she's gonna throw up]
Terra:[gets up and runs] I need to use the bath room.
[on the tape Jodie is now sucking on Terras left breast while she's using her right hand to squeeze and play with her right tit and finger Terras tunnel with her left]
Robin: All at once, nice. What's Adam been teaching you guys?
BTT: A LOT.
[the tape continues for about an hour, they all watch as Jodie practically has her way with Terra. Terra in the living room looks more and more sick and confused with every scene]
[for the whole tape Jodie has her way with Terra, fingering and licking her to the brink of dryness, doing everything she could think of to the fellow blond. Terra gives in to everything Jodie does, strangely looking like she's enjoying it. Terra also copies a few things that Jodie has done to her and they even do girl-on-girl-sixty-nine]
Grace: He he if Sonic could see this he'd be so proud of you Jod.
Jodie:[smiles] Well it is a dare and you have to do dares or be damned forever. Do I have to do this stupid shit again though?
Nick: Depends, whoever comes up with a decent dare set first gets their dare set done first. If I wanted to and I don't I could have all of you killed, leaving no one in my way of Robin or anybody I want.
Robin:[grossed out] I'm gonna pretend not to hear that.
Raven: Do I have to watch this jittery looking lesbo Terra get fucked by a Beta Teen Titan? When will this end?
Terra:I'm not a fuckin' lesbo ok. If I didn't have stomach pains from what Starfire fed me this morning I'd be your sweet...I mean dark ass!
Raven:Hmmmm....
[the tape cuts after a while of Jodie making Terra scream and orgasm over and over again]
(don't ANYONE call my friend a lesbo, cuz she'll beat your mother fuckin' ass. I swear to gos she will and I'll help to cuz when you mess with one Beta TT you mess with every single one)
[7:00 the next morning]
[everyone is asleep in the living room, sleeping and waiting for their host and Starfire to come out the sex room. They had gotten really stoned on a weed stash Raven had and got all fucked up. All of them were sleeping like babies]
[the sex room door opens up, an extremely happy yet haggard looking Adam and Starfire walk out hand in hand, fully clothed. Adam has a cigarette in between his lips]
HSA2:'Sup fuckers?!
Starfire:Yes, good morning fuckers.
[everyone groans as they wake up from their seemingly painful positions either on the couch, the chairs, or the floor]
Jodie:Oh god my head.
Robin:Gohh I took too much last night.
Beast Boy:Where'd you get that stuff Raven?
Raven:Ugh. I have a supplier in...Dublin I think.
Nick:Ahh....I've smoked weed before but it was always cheap stuff.
Grace:How long did you both go at it, and what are you doing with that cigarette?
HSA2:[smiling] He he we did it until 3:00 last night. And the cigarette? [grabs it with his index and middle finger and throws it on the ground, and stomps it]I thought it'd make me look cool like Bender.
Jodie:You shouldn't follow someone on tv just because they're cool.
HSA2:Ahh fuck that.
Starfire:What activity did you all do while Adam and I occupied the sex room?
Robin:We smoked some of Ravens weed, most of us had sex, we watched the tapes of each other having sex, we also had sex, we terrorized Cyborg, oh and we had sex.
Terra:And I'm not a lesbian all right? I like dicks.
All:Shut up!!
HSA2:Well time to watch the tape of me and Starfire having sex, than we splice all the tapes together.
Nick: Oh man do we have to watch you fuck her?
HSA2:Yes.
Grace: God what a disgusting sight that'll be.
HSA2:Shut up, watching Robin fuck the shit outta you wasn't the best experience of my life.
Jodie: Hmmm, people won't even pay two dollars to watch this stuff.
HSA2:People'll pay big money for Teen Titans hentai, even if it has a second rate fan team like ours.
[he grabs his remote sitting on a side table and presses a button]
[the tape of him and Starfire whizzes out of the hole above the sex room, ricochets off the adjacent wall and accidently smashes one of Beast Boys as it goes into the VCR]
Beast boy: Ow! You broke my finger you fuckin' asshole!
HSA2:Hmmm....
[he presses another button and a giant pillar falls out of one of the roof tiles and smashes Beast Boy. He presses more buttons on the remote and the pillar smashes Beast Boy a couple more times]
HSA2:Ok, here we go.
[presses play and the tape starts up. It shows Adam and Starfire on the king sized bed of the sex room making out and ripping off each other clothes]
Robin: Not much action.
HSA2:Wait for it....
[Starfire tackles Adam down and rips off his grey boxer briefs, his eight and a half inch erection springing into view. Starfire lowers her body down on his rod, directly at her opening and starts fucking him]
Nick: Dude how come your thing is bigger than mine?
HSA2:Cuz I say it is, and what I say goes!
Nick: That's bull shit, even if this is your fic.
HSA2:Whateva. Oh now it's gettin' good.
[the tape goes into Adam tackling Starfire and thrusting in and out of her at the speed Robin used earlier, possibly even greater]
Robin: Damn look at that.
Starfire: His penis may be smaller than yours Robin but he does do it faster and makes the experience more pleasurable.
Grace: What you fucked Starfire?
Robin: Yeah once, but that's all in the past. She doesn't compare to you Grace.
Grace:[blushes] Aww he he, of course she doesn't. Can we fuck again Robin?
Robin: Hell yeah.
[they both drop to the floor and start fucking, moaning loud enough and exposed enough to be heard over the video]
Jodie: As if they havn't done that enough times all ready. They had to've done it a hundred times allready.
Terra:[thinking, watching the tape and Robin and Grace]I wonder what it'd be like to get with Starfire or Grace.
Raven:What are you thinking about Terra?
Terra:What?! None of your fucking business Raven!
Raven: Right....[goes back to watching the tape with mild interest] Adam, do you actually shave your pubic hair?
HSA2:Damn right I do.
All: [stopping what they're doing] Eww.
HSA2:What?!
Nick: That's gross.
HSA2:I know the deal, nothing looks weirder than a hairy gut, hairy legs, and nothing in between.
All:[look at him weirdly]
HSA2:Uh....oh look at that.
(I don't really shave my pubes in real life, but of course there's no harm in trimming them)
[he points to the screen, showing him and Starfire doing sixty nine while standing up. Starfire was the one standing up, her was upside down]
[All go back to what they were doing]
[Grace and Robin finish five minutes after as the tape of Adam and Starfires gets more and more erotic, if such a thing was possible. They were doing some weird sort of position that Starfire said was something invented on Tamaran]
Jodie: Guess you lived up to what you said.
HSA2:Yup, when I fucked a girl I'd give it all I had and more. But when I fucked Starfire I'd give everything I had and beyond.
All:[laugh]
Jodie: Ohhh...you're such a louse Mr. Writer.
HSA2:He he, I get that a lot.
(kind of a rip from Big O)
HSA2:Well that's it for us, the first set of dares are complete. We'll be sticking around for awhile with the Teen Titans. Hope you all enjoyed this first HSA2 production of "Dare Fic...HSA2 Style". See you next time with more blood, smut, sex, and weird sexual jokes. This is HSA2 and I'm outta here.
[they all go back to watching the tapes]
[somewhere far away in Jump City]
[Unbeknownst to the Teen Titans and the Beta Teen Titans Slade was secretly watching their every move, plotting and planning]
Slade:[watching clips of the BTT and TT having sex] Enjoy your fun while it lasts Teen Titans and Beta Teen Titans for it will be the last you will ever have. Once the time is right I will strike you all down....
(Well that's it for this part, once I get sets from the rest of the BTT or if anybody wants to contribute a set of dares it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks as all ways for reading and keep searching for more from me HSA2)
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HSA2:and than...wham, you shove your thing up her. And thats how you get the ultimate fucking experience.
R9012:Whoa I totally see it now, you are a master dude.
HSA2:Call me Grandmaster Sex-ay
HSA2:Ok last dare, R9012 Starfire get your asses in the sex room.
Starfire:Aren't you coming?
R9012:Yeah the dare is for you to
HSa2:Nah you two go on ahead.
R9012:Are you sure? Afterall she is your girl.
HSA2:Yeah I know, but the student must take what the teacher has given him and use it.
R9012:What the fuck.
HSA2:Just go and fuck the shit out of her man, I know you won't be better than me.