Fan Fiction ❯ Deus ex Conker ❯ The Crossroads ( Chapter 4 )
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By: Ultimanium 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.14.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.14.2002 | Pages: 4 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed
Davis : Welcome back to WECUP 590, Odiaba's Best Rock. I'm Davis Motomiya, and I'll be taking over your radio station here for the next little while to play MY music, MY way.
*Heavy electric guitar riff in the background*
Davis : Now, you might be asking what happened to Keyvan. Well, some of his script content didn't quite agree with the UN's charter of rights and freedoms, and his use of nerve gas in the filming of Deus ex Conker has.. well.. got some people nerved.
Veemon : Welcome to Veemon's Corner! All the news that's fit to print... from the Digimon's minority perspective! Editorial action up the wazoo and then some!
Davis : (Shakes the script in front of him) We have some editing to do. It seems we have a problem with the storyline.
*Phone rings*
Veemon : I'll get that! (picks up phone) Welcome to Veemon's Corner! Post a message after the beep. *beep* ... oh... is that right...yeah, I think Keyvan would be pressed to know.. thanx! Bye. (hangs up phone)
Davis : (yelling) Hey, Keyvan!
*Keyvan falls out of an air vent*
Keyvan : (brushes himself off) Sorry. Had a little run-in with the Secret Service. Damn UN.
Veemon : Yo, Keyvan! Someone phoned named Nekonezume. It appears someone's found a little typo in your story... tell me, would the Windy military really be stupid enough to put people underneath asbestos blankets? To breathe deadly fumes radiating off them?
Keyvan : (shrugs) Well, that's the military for you. No respect for peoples' lives at all. Yeah. Yeah...
*Davis and Veemon glare at Keyvan*
Keyvan : (sighs) It was a freaking typo. Get over it.
(A/N - Special thanks to Nekonezume for pointing that out. I got the idea that the blankets at the Air Cadet camp I went to were made from asbestos... c'mon, give me a break! Fricking things kept me up all night scratching! And, no matter how hard I tried, they wouldn't burn...)
Keyvan : Before various other bodies corporate come to assassinate me, from the last chapter, I do not own Batman, Memorex or Epson (though I do have an Epson color printer that prints hella fast). Okie dokie, let's get on with it. Where we last left off, the castle had finally come under siege by the rampaging Tediz, and Conker had met up with Ultimanium. Both were heading into Pringle's domain to try to find the J2 and destroy it. That way the portal in the bomb shelter would close and the Tediz could no longer access the center of the kingdom.
Conker was running as fast as he could up the spiral staircase, but somehow, he just couldn't catch up with Ultimanium. "Hey! Ulty-dude! Wait up!"
Ultimanium had decided to take the easy way. He hovered straight up through the bored-out center section of the staircase to the top of the tower. He remained at a constant speed so Conker could keep up. "We're getting close. I can feel the eminations."
"Anything else up there?"
A stinging sensation hit Ultimanium hard. "S-something, yes. What is it.. its power level is enormous..."
Ultimanium hovered up to the entrance to Pringle's room. Conker rose up the stairs next to him.
"I suppose that's it, that red-chromy thing. Are we set?" Conker asked.
"No." Ultimanium said, with an expression of fear.
"Glad you could make it." Ultramagnus laughed.
Conker looked over to the grief-stricken Ultimanium. "What's up, do you know this guy?"
"Ultramagnus... you're.. y ... you're dead."
Ultramagnus let loose a villanous laugh. "Fucking moron! What made you think you could destroy me, SSJ4 Ultramagnus so easily? Shattered Reality... no equilibrium will bring me down! Your mind-shattering attack only worked to destroy the fabric of reality around me, Ultimanium...I was simply sent into another dimension... this one. That was the degree of your assault. It will take more than your little energy shocks to destroy a god like me."
----Somewhere in time... in the Ultimatum, the scoreboard changed abruptly.----
*** The Enforcers ***
Ultramagnus
85000 HP - 8000 MP
Ultimanium
50000 HP - 5000 MP
"This.. is.. impossible..." Ultimanium stuttered.
"Believe it," Ultramagnus said. "I'm immortal. There's no reason for you to be around.. no, wait! Then I wouldn't have this lovely toy to play with... the J2, I reckon? I shall have an excellent time invading a nice dimension and taking it for my own!!"
Conker backed away. "Why do I NOT like the sound of this..."
"But I see that this dimension is not inhabitable for a deity like me. Farewell, Ultimanium. I shall spare you and your single Chosen for the time being. But know that I, Ultramagnus, will win in the end. Gather what forces you please... I will wait in my domain for the time to come... then we will see who's the bigger man..."
Conker looked through to Ultramagnus as the colors of his vision inverted. He blinked. Everything was back to normal. Ultramagnus was gone. The J2 was gone.
Pringle hovered up. "By the gods! Conker! You, over there! I must thank you dearly for saving me from that... that.... fat person!"
Conker looked around. "Well.. the J2's gone. I think we solved our problem. C'mon, Ulty... Ulty?"
Ultimanium was still standing, in shock.
Conker slapped Ultimanium on the back. "C'mon, man! Get a hold of it! The J2's gone! We're saved!"
Ultimanium broke down. "Conker... we're not saved. We're doomed."
Conker hopped back. "W..whaddya mean? We're doomed?"
Ultimanium dropped his head. "Ultramagnus, the ultimate power of darkness, has control over the J2. Undoubtedly, he will use that power to invade an alternate universe. I... there will be so many lives taken down by his hand now... he is unstoppable in that state."
"Aw, c'mon!" Conker cried. "If it makes you feel any better, I'll help you go after him!"
Ultimanium looked up at Conker. "T-thank you. You truly wish to accompany me in the crusade against Ultramagnus?"
Conker shrugged. "I guess."
Ultimanium smiled. "You truly are the Chosen I have come here for."
Conker frowned. "Chosen?"
"The Chosen... warriors from the dimensions coming together to defeat the evil that awaits the world in the Dark Dimension... it was a prophecy made in a dream of mine... these warriors I banded together. Fearing some sort of invasion from this 'Dark Dimension', I held a fighting tournament in New York in a neighboring dimension from this one.. I would try to find the warrior that lasted out the longest.. the Chosen from that dimension. But since so many lived... it was clear that I had an army of Chosens at my disposal. You are of that group, Conker..."
(A/N - If you haven't figured it out yet, Ultimanium attempted to band the Chosen together in our dimension through hosting The Ultimatum (that's why you were SUPPOSED TO READ IT FIRST!!) and choosing which Chosen to take from there. Back to our story.)
A message crackled through Conker's walkie-talkie. "Corporal! You wouldn't believe what just happened!!"
Conker held down the transmit button. "What is it?"
"The Tediz.. we were down here holding them off... and... they just disappeared! Into thin air! Poof!"
Conker looked back up to Ultimanium. "Did you..."
"They'll be patrolling the steppes for a while longer," Ultimanium said. "So, Conker. I would like an answer. Would you like to join my group? I know I can't make you.. I mean, there's so many things in this world that you value."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Conker sighed. "I've lost everything that means anything to me... all these morons downstairs worship me... I wouldn't just mind going home... drinking when I feel... and B... Be... BERRI?!?"
Berri turned around in the door. "Like, how did I get up here?"
Ultimanium grinned. "Go ahead, say it."
"B...BERRI!! BERRI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU WERE... THEY... IT... THOSE... BERRI!!"
Gregg appeared in a burst of smoke next to Ultimanium. "You'd better be happy you have friends in high places, you stupid little shit. This is a case of bribery, I'm sure of it. I said people like you'd pay out of your arse for a chance like this, bloody hell!"
Conker rolled his eyes and handed Gregg a wad of bills.
Gregg flipped through his newly acquired fortune. "That's a good squirrel. Maybe I might show a little more remorse for your squirrel friends down in my domain. I mean, with all these fricking cats dying all of a sudden... urrghh.. damned cats... I'm going to go down there right now and carve a couple of their fucking heads off, that's what I'm going to do now! Damn cats, you as better bloody hell run!!"
He disappeared in another cloud of smoke.
Conker looked around. "...now... where were we?... oh, yeah. BERRI!!" His eyes began to water. He ran to Berri and they both joined in a passionate kiss.
Davis : (Wipes his eyes) Damn man, I just love happy endings.
Ultimanium crossed his arms. "You going to make a decision, Conker?"
Conker turned back to Ultimanium. "As long as she comes."
Rodent stuck his head in through the door. "Can I come too? Pleeeeeeeeeease?!"
Ultimanium rose his arms up. "Conker, Berri and Rodent can come. I need all the help I can get."
Rodent threw his arms in the air in victory. "Yeeeeeeeah!!"
Conker looked back at Diablo and Encarta, who had just shown up. "... hey, guys?"
"Whut?" Both guards responded in unison.
"While I'm gone... could you possible instate a democracy? Monarchy sucks."
"We'll see," Encarta said. "Diablo.. what's democracy?"
Diablo shrugged. "We'll figure it out."
Ultimanium looked around at the group. "Conker, Berri, Rodent... are you absolutely sure you want to come?"
"HELL YEAH!!" The entire group yelled.
Ultimanium pointed to the sky. "J3. Open portal!"
A green rift opened in the very air ahead of the group. Ultimanium, Conker, Berri, and Rodent all leapt through the portal as it closed behind them.
After a long pause, Pringle's jaw remained dropped. "...Gadzooks."
********
Ultimani um again had his feet propped up on his desk. He looked again at the terminal in the wall with the 6 monitors. Different events were playing on all 6. However, the third one was clouded with static.
Conker walked by and waved. "Hey, Ulty. This is some place you have here."
"Nah, it's not that great." Ultimanium sighed.
"It's pretty cool for me. For someone who's used to a Disneyland enviroment."
"You got me there." Ultimanium laughed.
As Conker swiftly departed. Ultimanium returned his gaze to the wall ahead of him. The third monitor. Ultramagnus had clearly seized control of the third dimension. While the majority of his Chosen were from the fourth dimension and it didn't affect them terribly, if Ultramagnus ever chose to expand his ruling and took his acquired forces from the third dimension with him, the universe as Ultimanium knew it would surely fall before him. He had to put his plans on hold for the time being. Ultramagnus had to be stopped.
Ultimanium's next stop was the fifth dimension. In this dimension, the dimension both Ultimanium and Ultramagnus hailed from, a small island chain existed. On this island chain three more Chosen waited for Ultimanium's intervention. And after he got those people, his army would be complete. Then he could rally the forces from the Ultimatum to help him.
Ultimanium drummed his fingers on the desk. Could Ultramagnus be stopped? He would have to wait and see... wait and see. Conker and his group surely had potential... they would help greatly during the battle against the megalomanic super saiyan.
Ultimanium looked onward. He could only hope..
********
"No, no! You don't understand!" Sergeant Epson shouted. "King Conker was not KIA! He was not in the battle in the King's Castle... that's all you need to know. He is simply on an extendend vacation, and that's that."
Another reporter shoved a microphone in Epson's face. "Your thoughts on the Majesty?"
"Oh... he's a great guy. It would be bad if he were to be killed so fast. That's all the comments I have for now."
Epson hopped off the stage and strutted towards the nearest barracks, with a plague of newscasters following him. He quickly flung himself inside the double doors and barred them shut with a nearby plank of wood.
"Any luck?" Epson sighed to a soldier.
"No, sir," the cadet said. "We haven't been able to locate King Conker, or General Rodent since the battle."
********
*The phone slams down onto the payphone receiver. A figure in a black trenchcoat steps out. The camera pans around him, Conker. A person walks out of the nearby Cock and Plucker and attempts to ask him something. Conker throws his hand in front of his face.*
"Are you..."
Conker rolled his eyes. "It's only deus ex. Get out of here. Everything you've heard about me is only a conspiracy."
*The person shrugs and walks away. Conker can feel the power course through him, courtesy of Ultimanium. With a flick of his wrist, Conker tears open a dimensional gate in front of him and returns to Ultimanium's hideout.*
Conker flexed his hands, now inside the compound of Ultimanium. "I'm gonna loooove this."
So, what really happened to Conker? If you hadn't noticed yet, I tried to aim this story more at getting Conker on Ultimanium's side for the final battle to happen between Ultimanium and Ultramagnus some point along the Ultimatum Saga than write a true Conker standalone, but some elements found their way in there. So, what will really happen to Conker as an agent of Ultimanium? To find out, you'll have to wait until the full-blown sequel to the Ultimatum :
Ultimatum 2 - The Argetlahm Adventures!
What is it about? You'd be surprised... anyways, it will hold the the adventures of the Ultimatum crew, Conker's party, and another certain group... who? As the Argetlahm Adventures will be the fourth and last episode in the Ultimatum Saga, the third entry will be none other than...
Davis : (wearing a tuxedo. He tears open an envelope) .... SOME RANDOM GUYS FROM CHRONO CROSS!!
Veemon : (wearing a party hat and blowing a noisemaker) Yaaaahooooo!!
The next story - Chronocepter. Watch for it.
*Heavy electric guitar riff in the background*
Davis : Now, you might be asking what happened to Keyvan. Well, some of his script content didn't quite agree with the UN's charter of rights and freedoms, and his use of nerve gas in the filming of Deus ex Conker has.. well.. got some people nerved.
Veemon : Welcome to Veemon's Corner! All the news that's fit to print... from the Digimon's minority perspective! Editorial action up the wazoo and then some!
Davis : (Shakes the script in front of him) We have some editing to do. It seems we have a problem with the storyline.
*Phone rings*
Veemon : I'll get that! (picks up phone) Welcome to Veemon's Corner! Post a message after the beep. *beep* ... oh... is that right...yeah, I think Keyvan would be pressed to know.. thanx! Bye. (hangs up phone)
Davis : (yelling) Hey, Keyvan!
*Keyvan falls out of an air vent*
Keyvan : (brushes himself off) Sorry. Had a little run-in with the Secret Service. Damn UN.
Veemon : Yo, Keyvan! Someone phoned named Nekonezume. It appears someone's found a little typo in your story... tell me, would the Windy military really be stupid enough to put people underneath asbestos blankets? To breathe deadly fumes radiating off them?
Keyvan : (shrugs) Well, that's the military for you. No respect for peoples' lives at all. Yeah. Yeah...
*Davis and Veemon glare at Keyvan*
Keyvan : (sighs) It was a freaking typo. Get over it.
(A/N - Special thanks to Nekonezume for pointing that out. I got the idea that the blankets at the Air Cadet camp I went to were made from asbestos... c'mon, give me a break! Fricking things kept me up all night scratching! And, no matter how hard I tried, they wouldn't burn...)
Keyvan : Before various other bodies corporate come to assassinate me, from the last chapter, I do not own Batman, Memorex or Epson (though I do have an Epson color printer that prints hella fast). Okie dokie, let's get on with it. Where we last left off, the castle had finally come under siege by the rampaging Tediz, and Conker had met up with Ultimanium. Both were heading into Pringle's domain to try to find the J2 and destroy it. That way the portal in the bomb shelter would close and the Tediz could no longer access the center of the kingdom.
Conker was running as fast as he could up the spiral staircase, but somehow, he just couldn't catch up with Ultimanium. "Hey! Ulty-dude! Wait up!"
Ultimanium had decided to take the easy way. He hovered straight up through the bored-out center section of the staircase to the top of the tower. He remained at a constant speed so Conker could keep up. "We're getting close. I can feel the eminations."
"Anything else up there?"
A stinging sensation hit Ultimanium hard. "S-something, yes. What is it.. its power level is enormous..."
Ultimanium hovered up to the entrance to Pringle's room. Conker rose up the stairs next to him.
"I suppose that's it, that red-chromy thing. Are we set?" Conker asked.
"No." Ultimanium said, with an expression of fear.
"Glad you could make it." Ultramagnus laughed.
Conker looked over to the grief-stricken Ultimanium. "What's up, do you know this guy?"
"Ultramagnus... you're.. y ... you're dead."
Ultramagnus let loose a villanous laugh. "Fucking moron! What made you think you could destroy me, SSJ4 Ultramagnus so easily? Shattered Reality... no equilibrium will bring me down! Your mind-shattering attack only worked to destroy the fabric of reality around me, Ultimanium...I was simply sent into another dimension... this one. That was the degree of your assault. It will take more than your little energy shocks to destroy a god like me."
----Somewhere in time... in the Ultimatum, the scoreboard changed abruptly.----
*** The Enforcers ***
Ultramagnus
85000 HP - 8000 MP
Ultimanium
50000 HP - 5000 MP
"This.. is.. impossible..." Ultimanium stuttered.
"Believe it," Ultramagnus said. "I'm immortal. There's no reason for you to be around.. no, wait! Then I wouldn't have this lovely toy to play with... the J2, I reckon? I shall have an excellent time invading a nice dimension and taking it for my own!!"
Conker backed away. "Why do I NOT like the sound of this..."
"But I see that this dimension is not inhabitable for a deity like me. Farewell, Ultimanium. I shall spare you and your single Chosen for the time being. But know that I, Ultramagnus, will win in the end. Gather what forces you please... I will wait in my domain for the time to come... then we will see who's the bigger man..."
Conker looked through to Ultramagnus as the colors of his vision inverted. He blinked. Everything was back to normal. Ultramagnus was gone. The J2 was gone.
Pringle hovered up. "By the gods! Conker! You, over there! I must thank you dearly for saving me from that... that.... fat person!"
Conker looked around. "Well.. the J2's gone. I think we solved our problem. C'mon, Ulty... Ulty?"
Ultimanium was still standing, in shock.
Conker slapped Ultimanium on the back. "C'mon, man! Get a hold of it! The J2's gone! We're saved!"
Ultimanium broke down. "Conker... we're not saved. We're doomed."
Conker hopped back. "W..whaddya mean? We're doomed?"
Ultimanium dropped his head. "Ultramagnus, the ultimate power of darkness, has control over the J2. Undoubtedly, he will use that power to invade an alternate universe. I... there will be so many lives taken down by his hand now... he is unstoppable in that state."
"Aw, c'mon!" Conker cried. "If it makes you feel any better, I'll help you go after him!"
Ultimanium looked up at Conker. "T-thank you. You truly wish to accompany me in the crusade against Ultramagnus?"
Conker shrugged. "I guess."
Ultimanium smiled. "You truly are the Chosen I have come here for."
Conker frowned. "Chosen?"
"The Chosen... warriors from the dimensions coming together to defeat the evil that awaits the world in the Dark Dimension... it was a prophecy made in a dream of mine... these warriors I banded together. Fearing some sort of invasion from this 'Dark Dimension', I held a fighting tournament in New York in a neighboring dimension from this one.. I would try to find the warrior that lasted out the longest.. the Chosen from that dimension. But since so many lived... it was clear that I had an army of Chosens at my disposal. You are of that group, Conker..."
(A/N - If you haven't figured it out yet, Ultimanium attempted to band the Chosen together in our dimension through hosting The Ultimatum (that's why you were SUPPOSED TO READ IT FIRST!!) and choosing which Chosen to take from there. Back to our story.)
A message crackled through Conker's walkie-talkie. "Corporal! You wouldn't believe what just happened!!"
Conker held down the transmit button. "What is it?"
"The Tediz.. we were down here holding them off... and... they just disappeared! Into thin air! Poof!"
Conker looked back up to Ultimanium. "Did you..."
"They'll be patrolling the steppes for a while longer," Ultimanium said. "So, Conker. I would like an answer. Would you like to join my group? I know I can't make you.. I mean, there's so many things in this world that you value."
"What the hell are you talking about?" Conker sighed. "I've lost everything that means anything to me... all these morons downstairs worship me... I wouldn't just mind going home... drinking when I feel... and B... Be... BERRI?!?"
Berri turned around in the door. "Like, how did I get up here?"
Ultimanium grinned. "Go ahead, say it."
"B...BERRI!! BERRI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU WERE... THEY... IT... THOSE... BERRI!!"
Gregg appeared in a burst of smoke next to Ultimanium. "You'd better be happy you have friends in high places, you stupid little shit. This is a case of bribery, I'm sure of it. I said people like you'd pay out of your arse for a chance like this, bloody hell!"
Conker rolled his eyes and handed Gregg a wad of bills.
Gregg flipped through his newly acquired fortune. "That's a good squirrel. Maybe I might show a little more remorse for your squirrel friends down in my domain. I mean, with all these fricking cats dying all of a sudden... urrghh.. damned cats... I'm going to go down there right now and carve a couple of their fucking heads off, that's what I'm going to do now! Damn cats, you as better bloody hell run!!"
He disappeared in another cloud of smoke.
Conker looked around. "...now... where were we?... oh, yeah. BERRI!!" His eyes began to water. He ran to Berri and they both joined in a passionate kiss.
Davis : (Wipes his eyes) Damn man, I just love happy endings.
Ultimanium crossed his arms. "You going to make a decision, Conker?"
Conker turned back to Ultimanium. "As long as she comes."
Rodent stuck his head in through the door. "Can I come too? Pleeeeeeeeeease?!"
Ultimanium rose his arms up. "Conker, Berri and Rodent can come. I need all the help I can get."
Rodent threw his arms in the air in victory. "Yeeeeeeeah!!"
Conker looked back at Diablo and Encarta, who had just shown up. "... hey, guys?"
"Whut?" Both guards responded in unison.
"While I'm gone... could you possible instate a democracy? Monarchy sucks."
"We'll see," Encarta said. "Diablo.. what's democracy?"
Diablo shrugged. "We'll figure it out."
Ultimanium looked around at the group. "Conker, Berri, Rodent... are you absolutely sure you want to come?"
"HELL YEAH!!" The entire group yelled.
Ultimanium pointed to the sky. "J3. Open portal!"
A green rift opened in the very air ahead of the group. Ultimanium, Conker, Berri, and Rodent all leapt through the portal as it closed behind them.
After a long pause, Pringle's jaw remained dropped. "...Gadzooks."
********
Ultimani um again had his feet propped up on his desk. He looked again at the terminal in the wall with the 6 monitors. Different events were playing on all 6. However, the third one was clouded with static.
Conker walked by and waved. "Hey, Ulty. This is some place you have here."
"Nah, it's not that great." Ultimanium sighed.
"It's pretty cool for me. For someone who's used to a Disneyland enviroment."
"You got me there." Ultimanium laughed.
As Conker swiftly departed. Ultimanium returned his gaze to the wall ahead of him. The third monitor. Ultramagnus had clearly seized control of the third dimension. While the majority of his Chosen were from the fourth dimension and it didn't affect them terribly, if Ultramagnus ever chose to expand his ruling and took his acquired forces from the third dimension with him, the universe as Ultimanium knew it would surely fall before him. He had to put his plans on hold for the time being. Ultramagnus had to be stopped.
Ultimanium's next stop was the fifth dimension. In this dimension, the dimension both Ultimanium and Ultramagnus hailed from, a small island chain existed. On this island chain three more Chosen waited for Ultimanium's intervention. And after he got those people, his army would be complete. Then he could rally the forces from the Ultimatum to help him.
Ultimanium drummed his fingers on the desk. Could Ultramagnus be stopped? He would have to wait and see... wait and see. Conker and his group surely had potential... they would help greatly during the battle against the megalomanic super saiyan.
Ultimanium looked onward. He could only hope..
********
"No, no! You don't understand!" Sergeant Epson shouted. "King Conker was not KIA! He was not in the battle in the King's Castle... that's all you need to know. He is simply on an extendend vacation, and that's that."
Another reporter shoved a microphone in Epson's face. "Your thoughts on the Majesty?"
"Oh... he's a great guy. It would be bad if he were to be killed so fast. That's all the comments I have for now."
Epson hopped off the stage and strutted towards the nearest barracks, with a plague of newscasters following him. He quickly flung himself inside the double doors and barred them shut with a nearby plank of wood.
"Any luck?" Epson sighed to a soldier.
"No, sir," the cadet said. "We haven't been able to locate King Conker, or General Rodent since the battle."
********
*The phone slams down onto the payphone receiver. A figure in a black trenchcoat steps out. The camera pans around him, Conker. A person walks out of the nearby Cock and Plucker and attempts to ask him something. Conker throws his hand in front of his face.*
"Are you..."
Conker rolled his eyes. "It's only deus ex. Get out of here. Everything you've heard about me is only a conspiracy."
*The person shrugs and walks away. Conker can feel the power course through him, courtesy of Ultimanium. With a flick of his wrist, Conker tears open a dimensional gate in front of him and returns to Ultimanium's hideout.*
Conker flexed his hands, now inside the compound of Ultimanium. "I'm gonna loooove this."
So, what really happened to Conker? If you hadn't noticed yet, I tried to aim this story more at getting Conker on Ultimanium's side for the final battle to happen between Ultimanium and Ultramagnus some point along the Ultimatum Saga than write a true Conker standalone, but some elements found their way in there. So, what will really happen to Conker as an agent of Ultimanium? To find out, you'll have to wait until the full-blown sequel to the Ultimatum :
Ultimatum 2 - The Argetlahm Adventures!
What is it about? You'd be surprised... anyways, it will hold the the adventures of the Ultimatum crew, Conker's party, and another certain group... who? As the Argetlahm Adventures will be the fourth and last episode in the Ultimatum Saga, the third entry will be none other than...
Davis : (wearing a tuxedo. He tears open an envelope) .... SOME RANDOM GUYS FROM CHRONO CROSS!!
Veemon : (wearing a party hat and blowing a noisemaker) Yaaaahooooo!!
The next story - Chronocepter. Watch for it.