Fan Fiction ❯ Fatal Frame 2 Meets Iron Chef! ❯ Mio's Embarassment or Tasting and Judgement ( Chapter 6 )

Mio's Embarassment or Tasting and Judgement

Fukui: Challenger Kusabi has four dishes. First, Apple Cinnamon Peanut Butter on Apple Slices. Second, Peanut Butter Cappuchino. Third, Peanut Butter and Mung Bean Sandwiches. Last is Peanut Butter Balls. Iron Chef Kobe has three dishes. First, Peanut Butter Soup. Second is Peanut Butter Spagetti, and finally, Peanut Butter and Jelly Ice Cream. On the panel, Shinichiro Kurimoto, but I don't know if he's still in office or not. [looks at others]

Hattori: Don't know.

Ota: Me either.

Houou: I don't even live in Japan.

Fukui: Oh, well. The point is, Kurimoto-san's on the panel. Also on the panel, witch hunter Robin Sena, Chi spellcaster Uncle…

Houou: AKA Bob.

Uncle: UNCLE NAME IS NOT BOB!

Fukui: And culinary critic Asako Kishi. First, the dishes of Challenger Kusabi. Ummm…when Mayu gets off Kurimoto-san.

[Mayu sits in Kurimoto's lap, with her arms around his neck and grinning.]

Kurimoto: She's fine here. I like her here. She can feed me! [pecks Mayu on the cheek]

[Everyone stares at Kurimoto. Then they turn to Houou.]

Houou: [shrugs] Don't look at me. How was I supposed to know it would be Mayu/Kurimoto?

Mio: [notices the slash between their names] Wha-? They're an item? I don't want him as a brother in law!

Kusabi: Can we taste my dishes now?

Everyone: Sorry.

Kishi: [who ignored the above and ate the apple slices] This is rather simple, but delicious.

[Mayu is popping slices in Kurimoto's mouth]

Mio: [groans] Why, Kami, why?

Uncle: Apple cinnamon bad idea. Kills peanut butter. Too much apple.

[They drink the cappuchino. Robin gags on it.]

Kusabi: Oh, don't say it was bad, I made that especially for you.

Robin: No, it just went down the wrong way. I thought it was tasty. Kurimoto-san…MAYU QUIT DISTRACTING HIM! [cue Mio groaning in the background] Kurimoto-san, what do you think?

Kurimoto: Huh? Oh, uh, good.

Robin: [glares] Last time I ever ask you your opinion.

[They eat the sandwiches]

Uncle: Uncle like mung beans!

Robin: Good for you. I don't.

Kishi: Oh, come on, Miss Sena, it's better than some things I've eaten. A bit unusual, but it's okay.

[They eat the peanut butter balls.]

Kurimoto: I remember my mother making these for Christmas, but these are better.

Uncle: It is chocolate peanut butter that do the trick.

Robin: Kusabi, I want the recipe.

Fukui: Now the dishes of Iron Chef Kobe.

[Sae is leaning on Kobe, her arms around his neck, him sweatdropping]

Sae: Now why can't you be more like Kurimoto?

Kobe: Because you've killed me too many times in the game.

Sae: Meanie.

[Judges eat the peanut butter soup]

Robin: [tries not to make a face] It's…interesting.

Kishi: You've outdone yourself this time.

Uncle: Aiyah! This soup is horrible!

[They eat the spagetti]

Robin: Spagetti's fun! [slurps up strand]

Kishi: I agree! [also slurps up strand]

Mayu: Oh, Kurimoto… [holds a strand in her mouth. Kurimoto takes the other end and they meet, Lady and the Tramp style.]

Mio: I have never been more embarrassed in my life.

[Judges eat the ice cream.]

Uncle: AIYAH! ICE CREAM HEADAAAAAAACHE!!!! [bangs head on table]

Kaga: Houou, would you get rid of the headache with your author powers?

Houou: Why? This is funny!

Robin: I'll admit, we were a bit nervous about peanut butter and jelly ice cream, but this is good.

Kishi: I agree.

Fukui: Who will be spooked by the verdict? When we come back.