Fan Fiction ❯ Fortune Cookie ❯ Milkshakes and Movies ( Prologue )

Fortune Cookie

Disclaimer: I don't own LotR. I never will.

Joel Madden: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

Summary: Sasha Middleton has always longed for a more interesting life, what happens when she ends up in Lord of the Rings? IF YOU ARE REALLY RELIGIOUS, DO NOT FLAME ME FOR HAVING WICCAN CHARCTERS. IF YOU WANT TO TELL ME SOMETHING, *Flame* PLEASE E-MAIL ME AT: sparrowgirl13@yahoo.com

Milkshakes and Movies

Sasha Middleton drove home from her job as a veterinary assistant. She wanted to be a real vet but she was still in veterinary school. Vertical Horizon was blasting out her open windows into the summer air as she thought of her life. `It's boring. Nothing good ever happens.' She decided. Her boyfriend had just broken up with her.

The most exciting thing that had happened in a long time was the day she and her friends were arrested for protesting against a Christian Church's magazine which said Wicca was devil worship and if you were Wiccan you would burn in hell. And then the time Sasha and her friend Gina were arrested for protesting against another Church which was saying that gay marriage was wrong.

And how wrong is it to stick up for your religion and opinion?

And they only started riots, how wrong is that?

Sasha pulled into her driveway. She unlocked her door and got into the cool air-conditioned room. Her cat Leola purred loudly as her master sat next to her on the couch. She flipped through the channels of her TV. She stopped on STRARZ when she saw The Fellowship of the Ring was playing in five minutes. Sasha walked into the small kitchen and got a carton of chocolate ice cream, milk, a spoon and a huge cup she found in her cabinet. She mixed the milk and ice cream and walked into the living room with her milkshake. The movie had just begun.

After two hours of hobbits, elves and orcs, Sasha had a sudden urge for Chinese Food. She called the store and ordered her food.

She ate in the living room with Leola in her lap occasionally meowing for food. *Aww… Don't you love it when kitties do that??* Sasha gave the cat a piece of chicken and continued watching the movie which had gone on to the second of the trilogy.

Sasha pet Leola and put her on the floor as she got up. She walked into the kitchen and threw her garbage out. She saw the fortune cookie lying on the counter. She opened it. She never liked fortune cookies but she read the fortunes sometimes.

Sasha opened the wrapper and broke open the cookie giving it to Leola. She smirked and walked over to the couch. The fortune read:

Deep in your heart,

Hidden in your soul,

Lies the life you wish for,

Lays the love you'll soon meet.

"Right. Like Orlando Bloom is gonna dump Kate Bosworth for some girl from New York." Sasha said stuffing the fortune into her pocket. She yawned and walked into her room. She saw her Nike© bag with hair stuff, dental care things and some pencils. She took out her sketchbook and grabbed a pencil with the string of the bag on her arm.

Sasha began sketching when she suddenly lost all consciousness.