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GETTING OUT

Chapter 2

 

 

 

“As I was sitting in class twirling my pencil around my fingers, drowning out the English teachers third person monotone voice and drifted off into a trance like state where my mind could roam free looking for ways to get out of this hellish place they call earth……….Ah , earth , a place where mystical creatures are called fantasy and not fact, where magic does not exist, where demons do not roam…….no, earth is what I call a dull reality. Life's no fun unless you can ride on a dragons back, or turn your most loathed teacher into and ostridge and attempt to pluck out it's feathers ……you know nothing “too” harmful MUAHAHAHA. But NOOOooooo I had to get stuck in a dull no magical reality out of all of the others at least that's what they claim……”

 

(Distant voice) Ms. Delom…

 

“What the hell was that?!”

 

MS. DELOM (came an earth-shattering roar ^,-,^)

 

Wha?! Wh who? Oh great. (I was startled out of my thoughts by the EVIL Mr. Yoyakan or as I like to call him Mr. Yakyak ^,-,^I swear I saw horns on his head……the traitorous yak)

 

Ms. Delom this is the 5th time I've caught you day dreaming, to the principals' office NOW!!!

 

“What did he just say…. Was It day dreaming? I was so not day dreaming I cant believe the yak calling my scheming and plotting to get out of this world day dreaming I outta ………no, keep calm, don't let him get under your skin, I will NOT give him that kind of satisfaction grrrrrrrrrr” (I got up and walked out the door, the last thing I heard him say was “and put a proper belt on”

`I responded, this is about the most proper belt you'll see on me( I may have over reacted a tinsiwinsy bit but I was board, and its kind of a hobby anyway(to see if I can drive them to the house with padded walls that is^,-,^. I went out into the halls and headed down the hall to go have a cup of blood with the Queen Bitch of hell AKA: the principal. While strolling to my doom I felt that tingling sensation like I did on the street but told myself it was just paranoia. I got to the office and stepped in, there was a lady with bleach blond yellowish, mega curly hair (the stereo type of kinda60's office lady ….yeah well, she's still there and kicking) she pointed to an old raggedy chair for me to set in, after a few minutes of waiting the door opened up to reveal HER.( sigh)”here we go”…

 

Mr. Yoyakahn says you were disrupting his class.

 

Tch, disrupting my ass( I mumbled)

 

( she ignored the comment and asked) so what were you doing?

 

GOD all I was doing was thinking is that such a crime?! Am I not allowed to think when ever I please? Tell me, how is that disrupting the class?!!

 

It is b/c he stopped teaching to speak to you.!

 

I was keeping my thoughts to myself! It's his fault, he chose to stop his own class, he could of just ignored me, I swear he's got it in for me! ( I just love over reacting when it's not necessary^,-,^)

 

( she scowled at me.) Detention for a week.

 

WHAAT?!?!?!?! But I didn't do anything.

 

Not my problem, take it up with Mr. Yoyakahn. (Mind you she said this in a simple and light way)

 

NOT YOUR PROBLEM………..you're the one assigning it to me.

 

Two

 

What?

 

You heard me Ms Delom two weeks of double detention.

 

( I held my tong this time and walked out

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Watch your self Ms. Delom; Ill be keeping an eye on you (scarrry)

 

Bitch…(after that unfortunate encounter) I was still fuming by the time I got out of school. When I got home I went to the crest (it's a place I go to think and calm down, it's about a mile into the woods where a giant tree stands apart from the rest, it's over grown with vines growing up the trunk making it that much easier to climb but no one bothers to come back this far) I walked up to it and started to climb before I even got a foot off of the ground I felt that same feeling again, I looked around me and saw nothing, but kept that feeling in mind and climbed on up the tree where there was a large thick branch that could set three people. I leaned back against the trunk of the tree and looked up to the sky and shut my eyes to let all of the scents of the forest encase me in their freshness, this calmed me down immediately. When I opened my eyes to a portion of the night sky, with the fresh scent of nature…(gasp!!!)SHIT!! I must have fallen a sleep (I mumbled to by self) shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SSSHHHIIITTT!! Mom's gonna kill me she's probably goin insane. (I quickly climbed down the tree, but as soon as I stepped off of the branch I was sitting on I lost my footing on the branch below me and lost my grip on a branch I was holding on to (there's lotsa branches huh^^) and some where in there I started falling seeing the place where I was, growing smaller and smaller (AAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm gonna die!!!!) I shut my eyes expecting to feel my self hit the ground( it felt like I was falling in slow motion suddenly I felt someone grab on to me touch down to the ground as if it was nothing then bound nearer to the sky like they had springs on their feet or something. Realizing my eyes were still closed, I slowly opened them. I was afraid that I would be looking down at my crushed and bloody body but what I saw surprised and amazed me….

 

 

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A/N:if anyone is reading this sorry for the late delay I know this is a lame excuse but I have a stupid computer imac and ish wont take floppy discs so im having to type the chapters at school just bear with me