Fan Fiction ❯ Harry and Tonks World Tour ❯ Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Harry and Tonks belong to J.K. Rowlings. I'm just borrowing them.

A/N: This was written for the Pinkhairgreeneyes September challenge.

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Harry's standing in the middle of his room with his trunk already packed and Hedgewig already sent to 12 Grimmauld Place for the summer. He still remembers the owl he'd gotten from Professor Dumbledore earlier.

Harry,

The time has come to move you to Snuffles old house. Unfortunately, due to concerns about security, a rather rare form of transportation has been arranged. As such, your luggage and belongings shall be traveling apart from you. Expect a member of the Order to pick you up before evening.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore.

Harry grins maliciously as he wonders who'll come to pick him up.

From downstairs, Harry hears his uncle bellow, "BOY GET YOUR WORTHLESS FREAKISH HIDE DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

Harry takes his time making his way down the stairs. He finds his uncle standing in front of the door puce faced and huffing like a raging bull, "BOY DIDN'T YOU WRITE THOSE FREAKS THE DAMNED LETTERS?"

Harry catches a glimpse of bubblegum pink hair and says, "Hiya Tonks."

"Wotcher Harry," she says in a bubbly voice.

Harry addresses himself to his uncle, "Uncle Vernon, this is Tonks. She's here to escort me back to school. I should also tell you she's a fully certified witch, so if you get unpleasant with her, she can legally turn you into a toad. So please step out of her way." Although he phrases it as a request, the command is evident.

Vernon huffs several more times before storming off to the kitchen.

Harry keeps his eyes on his uncle until the large man's out of sight. "Sorry you had to see that Tonks," Harry says as he turns his attention back to Tonks. "I'm glad you're…" is as far as Harry gets before he takes in what Tonks is wearing, or rather what she isn't. She's got her hair up in its normal spiky form, the only covering on her upper body is what looks like a black skintight, strapless, black leather tube top, it covers her breasts (barely), a black leather miniskirt that's about ten inches long, and a pair of black leather knee boots that leaves a lot of golden skin that'll feed Harry's fantasies for a very long time.

Harry's mouth drops open as Tonks steps in and closes the door behind her.

Tonks sniggers as she says, "Enjoy the view Harry?"

All Harry can do is nod dumbly.

"Come on Harry, we have ta get going."

Tonks gently takes Harry by the arm leads him up the staircase to his room.

When they get to his room, Tonks strolls over to the trunk and says, "Everything in here? What about Hedgewig?"

At his pets' name, Harry's mind snaps to attention, joining another part of his anatomy.

"I already sent her to Grimmauld Place."

Tonks says, "Excellent," before she produces a flat disk from somewhere. She puts the disk on the top of the trunk, produces her wand, and taps the disk three times, instantly the trunk is gone.

Tonks turns to Harry, "That's a luggage-key. Good for transporting inanimate objects, but it doesn't work on the living." Suddenly, she has a clear crystal orb in her hand. "This," she says, "is something special from Dumbledore. It's called a Wild-Key, a very rare type of portkey. It's almost untraceable; the important part is that it's directed by the will of the user. Subsequently, I'm your only escort today."

Harry looks at her for a second, "Pardon me for being obtuse, but why aren't we taking the Knight Bus or a regular portkey?"

Tonks smiles at Harry and he almost looses the ability to think again, "I'm glad you're thinking. The reason is security. Even though the Death Eaters and You-Know-Who have been quite since the Department of Mysteries, no one wants to take a chance. Alright?"

Harry gives Tonks a big grin, "Alright. Also, thank you for explaining it to me."

Tonks blushes slightly, "Ok Romeo, I want you to get behind me, then reach around and grab the orb. I want you behind me so I have a clean line of fire when we arrive. Also, the Wild-key will take us where ever we're thinking about when it activates, to try and think of Grimmauld Place."

Harry walks behind Tonks and wraps his right arm around her hips while his left arm sneaks under hers. He wraps his hand around the orb which is strangely warm and covered in a slightly sticky residue. As he leans forward to get his grip he gets a whiff of strawberry shampoo. Harry's mind is dragged to a dark closet where he can snog this lovely lady.

As Harry's hand wraps around hers, Tonks feels something poke her in the arse. "Hmm, I wonder just how big Harry is."

These are the main thoughts in their heads when the Wild-Key activates. Both of them feel the familiar tug behind the navel as the key attempts to take them where they want.

The two appear in a dark room and Tonks instantly casts a Lumos spell that reveals a rather small closet.

Both looks around confused for a second before Tonks speaks up, "I don't even want to know how we ended up here. But let's find out where 'here' is."

Both the orb and her wand disappear as Tonks opens the door.

Instantly, the two are bombarded by music so loud it's felt rather then heard.

As the two emerge, they scan the room. There's what passes for a heavy metal song playing, they're in a rather large room filled with females in various stages of intoxication, and there's a walkway with a man on it wearing a bobby's uniform.

Harry quickly spots the door and begins to drag Tonks towards it only to find she's seemingly been rooted to the floor. He follows her eyes back to the guy wearing the uniform, or at least he had been. Now the guy's only wearing a pair of bikini bottoms. As the dancer grabs the bottoms, Harry quickly glances away, and yells in Tonks ear, "Let's get out of here."

Hearing her charges voice is enough to help Tonks focus and she follows Harry out the side door.

As soon as the two are out in the street and their hearing returns, Harry says, "If you think I'm doing that, you're mental."

Tonks looks at Harry for a second before she breaks out laughing, "Alright Harry, get behind me and well try that again. Remember, focus on 12 Grimmauld Place." Her wand and the orb appear once more.

Harry again positions himself behind Tonks and tries to focus on the headquarters of the Order, but in the critical moment before the key activates, Harry's embarrassment comes to the forefront and he thinks that he wants to be someplace well away from here, in the middle of nowhere.

Tonks mind slips when she feels Harry's firm chest press against her back and his 'wand' poking at her behind.

In that moment when neither of them could focus, they feel the tug behind the navel.

When they land, they find themselves in the middle of a dense tropical jungle. Harry pulls his wand as he looks around. The clearing is less the fifty feet across.

"Any idea where we are this time Tonks?"

"No clue Harry."

Suddenly a creature bursts into the clearing and charges them.

Harry sends a quick Stunner while Tonks uses the Banishing charm.

Tonks spell manages to push the creature, some type of raptor, back maybe five feet and Harry's attack seems to only have annoyed it.

The raptor shakes its head and charges directly at Harry. It's on him before he can react, as it draws its head back for a large Harry snack, Tonks roars, "Avada Kedavara."

as the shot of green light hits the dinosaur, it drops to the ground, lifeless.

"Ok Harry, one more try, and then I'm owling Dumbledore for help."

*Thunk.* The ground literally shakes. *Thunk*. The sound draws closer.

"Harry, do you know of anything the might cause that?"

*THUNK*

"Since we've already seen one dinosaur, I can think of another one that could make that type of sound, a rather large meat eater."

They hear a roar above them. They look up and find themselves looking at the maw of a tyrannosaurus rex.

They both grab the orb with the same thought in mind, "As far away from here as possible.

The T-rex brings his head down and they feel the tug less then a second before the ancient lizard snaps his jaws closed where they had been.

This time they land in an alleyway in some city.

Harry slides his wand up his sleeve while Tonks wand and the orb disappear again.

As they walk out onto the though fare, they notice that they stand well above the average person and all the people have oriental coloration. As the continue to walk, the come across what looks like a fast food place like Harry heard the Dursleys talking about. The only problem is that what look like the price isn't in any language they know. The price is a series of numbers that starts with what looks like a 'Y' only it has two bars across the bottom.

Tonks exclaims, "That's it. It's time to find the British Magical Embassy and call in the reinforcements."

So saying, she storms down the street, not being at all mindful of her attire.

Harry rushes up and gently grabs her shoulder. He whispers, "Tonks you might want to take smaller steps."

She turns on him, anger etched on her face, "Now why is that Mr. Potter?"

He blushes and says, "Because taking as large of steps as you where, I, and everyone else around, could tell that you aren't wearing any undergarments."

Tonks blushes deeply and reaches behind her to pull the miniskirt down, before she starts walking down the street taking much smaller steps.

As he walks along side Tonks Harry thinks "At this rate, I'll make it to school by seventh year."

A/N: Well, that was my first attempt at writing for a Challenge

Any rating and no word count limit.

Despite the reprieve from Death Eater trouble since the DoM incident, Dumbledore arranges for Harry to get to school in an unusual, but safer way. Tonks is chosen to be the only escort. Too bad things never go as planned.

Required phrases in a story:
"If you think I'm doing that, you're mental"
"At this rate, I'll make it to school by seventh year."