Fan Fiction ❯ Harry Homocidal 2 ❯ The Missing knife or Killing family ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: KML 
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Horror / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 613 | Visits: 150 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Thriller / Horror / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 08.27.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 613 | Visits: 150 | Status: Completed
Homicidal Harry’s back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter one Harry Potter,the-boy-who-lived-and-then-killed-voldemort, sat up in bed and cackled. He had just had the most wonderful dream; he relived the fond memories he had in Hogwarts, when he had killed most of his friends, enemies and acquaintances. Upon putting on his glasses, he reached for his trusty knife on his bedside table, near his alarm clock (which was in two separate pieces), only to discover that it was gone!
His eyes glowed in the dark as he looked around his room foe traces of the crook. He did not find it. So he left his room and entered Dudley's. He pulled out the shovel and leapt at Dudley, he shrieked as the shovel came in contact with his head. Soon, Harry shoved the shovel up the head and scooped out his brain.
Dudley’s brain was now frying onthe pan and was fed to the Dursleys. No later, they found Dudley dead andblamed it on Harry. Harry quickly went toward the kitchen knives and stabbed his Uncle with each knife. Harry’s Aunt screamed and ran like a bitch. Soon, she ran into the dead remains of her husband and was knocked out. Harry decided to chop off the head and use it as an ass scratcher. With every use, he always said, ”how does it feel, asshole?”
After dispatching of the Dursleys, Harry decided to go on another rampage of fun. He quickly packed his bag with mementos of his victims: a piece of Colin's spine, Hedwig's blood stained feathers, and so on. He boarded his broomstick, and allowed himself to throw pennies on the heads of people's heads below, and giggling when they cried out in pain. He then flew into his destination: Diagon Alley.
Landing in Diagon alley, he thought he spied a head of red: a Weasley. He followed that head through the crowd until finally it was alone, it was Mrs. Weasley. She turned and saw Harry standing there.
“Oh! Hello there Harry dear!”
“How was your su-”
She couldn't say anymore, Harry’s shovel was in her throat. She gurgled and fell to the ground.
Harry quickly found an empty closet in Knockturn Alley. He putted the corpses of Molly Weasley there. Soon, Lucius Malfoy was walking with his NEW fuckin’ pimpcane. He was humming Magic Stick by Lil’ Kim feat.cent. Harry remembered his vow to kill the pimp-ass father of ‘Draco’ and stalked him with silent giggles.
As he turned and went into Knockturn alley, Harry's already huge smile widened even more-if that was possible. He picked up his broomstick and…
“AGH!” He rammed it into Lucius Malfoy, making a hole in the beloved pimp-coat. The other pedestrians in Knockturn alley simply brushed by, carefully avoiding the profusely bleeding man. Harry left him in the street to die, and hummed The Magic Stick as he searched for his next victim.
Harry was wandering Diagon alley, looking for fresh meat when he thought he saw his trusty knife! Wielding his shovel he followed the person who was holding it, and saw that it was Lupin.
“That fucking bastard!!!”
Harry dived for Lupins back and shoved his shovel through his ass.
Harry’s shovel smelled like shit, so he left it in Lupin’s ass. Besides, he had his trusty knife back! So he killed a random person, testing if it was his knife. He’s happy and now laughing madly. This was his only thought:
Hogwarts.
Chapter one Harry Potter,the-boy-who-lived-and-then-killed-voldemort, sat up in bed and cackled. He had just had the most wonderful dream; he relived the fond memories he had in Hogwarts, when he had killed most of his friends, enemies and acquaintances. Upon putting on his glasses, he reached for his trusty knife on his bedside table, near his alarm clock (which was in two separate pieces), only to discover that it was gone!
His eyes glowed in the dark as he looked around his room foe traces of the crook. He did not find it. So he left his room and entered Dudley's. He pulled out the shovel and leapt at Dudley, he shrieked as the shovel came in contact with his head. Soon, Harry shoved the shovel up the head and scooped out his brain.
Dudley’s brain was now frying onthe pan and was fed to the Dursleys. No later, they found Dudley dead andblamed it on Harry. Harry quickly went toward the kitchen knives and stabbed his Uncle with each knife. Harry’s Aunt screamed and ran like a bitch. Soon, she ran into the dead remains of her husband and was knocked out. Harry decided to chop off the head and use it as an ass scratcher. With every use, he always said, ”how does it feel, asshole?”
After dispatching of the Dursleys, Harry decided to go on another rampage of fun. He quickly packed his bag with mementos of his victims: a piece of Colin's spine, Hedwig's blood stained feathers, and so on. He boarded his broomstick, and allowed himself to throw pennies on the heads of people's heads below, and giggling when they cried out in pain. He then flew into his destination: Diagon Alley.
Landing in Diagon alley, he thought he spied a head of red: a Weasley. He followed that head through the crowd until finally it was alone, it was Mrs. Weasley. She turned and saw Harry standing there.
“Oh! Hello there Harry dear!”
“How was your su-”
She couldn't say anymore, Harry’s shovel was in her throat. She gurgled and fell to the ground.
Harry quickly found an empty closet in Knockturn Alley. He putted the corpses of Molly Weasley there. Soon, Lucius Malfoy was walking with his NEW fuckin’ pimpcane. He was humming Magic Stick by Lil’ Kim feat.cent. Harry remembered his vow to kill the pimp-ass father of ‘Draco’ and stalked him with silent giggles.
As he turned and went into Knockturn alley, Harry's already huge smile widened even more-if that was possible. He picked up his broomstick and…
“AGH!” He rammed it into Lucius Malfoy, making a hole in the beloved pimp-coat. The other pedestrians in Knockturn alley simply brushed by, carefully avoiding the profusely bleeding man. Harry left him in the street to die, and hummed The Magic Stick as he searched for his next victim.
Harry was wandering Diagon alley, looking for fresh meat when he thought he saw his trusty knife! Wielding his shovel he followed the person who was holding it, and saw that it was Lupin.
“That fucking bastard!!!”
Harry dived for Lupins back and shoved his shovel through his ass.
Harry’s shovel smelled like shit, so he left it in Lupin’s ass. Besides, he had his trusty knife back! So he killed a random person, testing if it was his knife. He’s happy and now laughing madly. This was his only thought:
Hogwarts.