Fan Fiction ❯ Horny Juice ❯ Chapter VII ( Chapter 7 )

~*Horny Juice*~

~*Chapter 7*~

Fred walked aimlessly to his Divination class at the top of one of Hogwarts' many towers. He yawned as he climbed the ladders to reach Professor Trelawney's classroom. He yawned because he didn't get any sleep last night or really for the past few weeks. It had started when he secretly fed Angelina the Horny Juice, consequently she'd be horny all night. But last night he hadn't slept because he got Angelina pregnant.

`I can't believe I was so selfish. Making that stuff just to make my sex life more exciting… … … And now I've not only ruined my own life I've ruined Angelina's life as well. I don't even know what future she planed for herself. She could have been the World's best Quidditch player. Or the most powerful Auror.'

Fred took his usual place beside George and Lee. He squashed himself in between everyone else in the amazingly cramped classroom. He hated this class, the room, the stinking incense, the colour pink blocking any sunlight and the peculiar crock of a teacher.

"Now, class I would like to start this morning on fortune telling using crystal balls and later on with Tarot Cards--"

Lee, Fred and George got out their pieces of parchment, quills and ink pots. You'd think that they were taking notes of the main points of the lesson but you'd be mistaken. They were planning their next set of practical jokes. This was one of the only lessons that allowed the three of them the peace and time that allowed them to think properly, so they've never really done any divination. If the professor ever came around wondering what spiritual happenings they've discovered, they'd just make it up, and 80% of the time Trelawney was impressed that they were paying attention in her lesson.

"Is there any thing we can think up to change the colour of the room? It's just so pink! It's like being inside a CareBear!" Fred said.

For some reason everyone had stopped talking and Fred noticed, he looked round the class and everyone was looking at him, some were even snickering at him.

"Mister Fredrick Weasley!" Professor Trelawney shouted from across the cramped classroom.

Fred looked up, cringed and said, "Yes, Professor?"

"You have a very dark aura around you child." She pointed a thin crooked finger at him then her finger turned and motioned for him to come over to her. "Bring your beanbag with you."

He picked up his blue beanbag and carefully walked over to Professor Trelawney, making sure not to stand on anyone's hands or feet.

"Sit here." She pointed to the opposite side of a small table that she was sitting at. In between them lay a crystal ball on a black stand and a set of tarot cards face down.

"Right first off-" Trelawney said as she handed the tarot cards to Fred, "Shuffle these." Fred apprehensively took the cards and shuffled the cards. "Alright everyone gather round." And they did. George and Lee bearing over his shoulders.

"Done." He said.

"Now, lay nine down face down in three lines of three cards."

As Fred laid the cards down as Trelawney said she explained what was happening.

"My third eye has noticed a very dark aura around Fred and this means he has inner turmoil."

`Duh! I've got dark rings round my eyes and my hair is messed up, I've had no sleep because something's wrong. She doesn't need to read my *aura* to know I've got inner termiol! The Fraud!'

"Right, now what?" Fred said to Trelawney.

"Ok, then. Turn them over. Starting with the top left." Said Trelawney.

He turned all the cards so they were face up and they read.

First row: Cross, Child, Coffin.

Second row: Heart, Woman, Anchor.

Third row: Fish, House, Clover.

"Hmmmm, very interesting. Very interesting indeed." She stared at him as she pondered the cards.

"Hey, Fred!" Lee whispered in Fred's ear. "Does the first row mean you have to give your child a Catholic funeral?"

Fred's blood boiled as he stood up and punched Lee in the stomach. "That wasn't fucking funny, Lee. You know I'm sensitive on THAT subject." Fred then sat down.

"Sorry mate, it was only meant to be a joke."

"Don't joke about shit like that."

Trelawney gave them both a warning glare and continued. "Theses aren't bad cards at all Fred." She pointed to the top deck at the child card. "See this card, this is in the middle of the row. Which means it's the central part of the `reading for the present'. Right now, this very day. Something about a child is always in your thoughts."

`Ok, she's right about that,' Fred thought. `But I have 2 younger siblings. She could be blagging and talking about that, thinking that she's right.'

Trelawney moved to the Coffin card next to the Child card. "Now this one isn't bad like people think it is. It only means death if it's next to the Scythe card. But it just means an *end* of a situation or an *end* to thinking about the situation of the child."

Fred sighed his relief.

"And this one," Trelawney pointed at the Cross card, "Is the Cross. It's the card of Destiny. It point's to the areas most important to you in your life, at present. You must trust yourself and your instincts. Even more so because it's the first card dealt. So what ever happens about the situation of a child ending, it's meant to be."

Fred looked at her apprehensively, "Riiiiight."

"Now, the second row. This is your life in the not too distant future. Like up to a year from now." She pointed at the Heart Card. "This obviously means love. And it is underneath the Cross. This is a destined love. You are meant to be, and will be extremely happy, with this woman --" Trelawney pointed at the Woman card next to the Heart card. "With the Woman being the centre of all nine cards, this means your world revolves around this woman you love." Trelawney pointed to the 3rd card in the second row. "The Anchor card is the card of stability. Because I sense that you are a naturally flighty, up in the air type person. With all tree cards together means `The woman you love dearly will stabilise you.'"

"Okaaay." Fred said as he thought `That has to be Angelina.'

"Now, the third row symbolises the long term future." She pointed to the 1st card in the row. "The Fish card means money. It represents good fortune and sound finances at work." She pointed at the House card next to it. "When the Fish is next to the House card, means there'll be money from a property venture." She pointed at the last card of the nine and smiled brightly. "Lastly, this is the Clover card. This is the luckiest and happiest card of the deck. This card is blessing your future, saying it's going to be bright and happy."

`That's gotta mean Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Me and George are gonna make a fortune!'

"How strange, that Tarot reading doesn't answer why you have a dark aura --" Professor Trelawney stopped mid sentence. "You're aura is looking a lot better now Fred, but not completely back to normal." She looked him deep in the eyes, "You think about your reading, and see if it makes sense for you."

Fred felt someone poking his shoulder; he looked up and saw George holding up his piece of parchment. "It's ok Fred, I've written everything down, so you can read it properly later."

"Thanx," Fred took the parchment off of his twin.

"Right!" Trelawney said as she got everyone's attention again. "Now everyone go back to your places and read the Tarot cards to the people your sitting with and we'll do the Crystal Ball reading on Friday." All the 7th year students ran back to the places they were sitting before. No one could wait to get his or her fortune read. He made his way back to his seat, thinking he had to show this to Angelina in their next lesson, Potions.

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A/N Right, so Fred's gotta tell Angelina what happened, will she see more sense in the reading than he did?

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Thanx to those who reviewed my last chapter:

Ashliegh (Don't worry, with promised fortunes, Fred is slowly getting his happy self back ^_^)

wheezes (Hey look, Conversations!! Hahaha, There will be an actual Fred and Angelina conversation next chapter.)

KnightHunter (Hey, here's the next one. I hope you like it. It's slightly longer and has real content in it now :D Please keep reviewing.)