Fan Fiction ❯ How did Al broffle die? ❯ How Did Al Broffle Die? ( One-Shot )
How did Al Broffle die?
1."Bye mom I'm leaving for school" Al shouted to his mom right before heran out the door.
"Bye Al, I love you"
"Love you too mom!"
Al quickly sprinted to the bus stop. He waited for about five minutes. There was no bus. Suddenly a Rabid dog started charging at Al.
"AHHHHHH" Al screamed and began to run in the opposite direction of the dog. He wasn't fast enough because the dog trampled him and beganto bite his neck and face.
Blood oozed everywhere. The grass had been died red from all the blood.The dog began to bite him everywhere.
Gnawed on he's legs, his arms, everything. The whole time Al
was screaming in pain. The dog chewed out his eyes. Then vomited themback up next to the Adamschecks driveway.
Surrounding the eyes was yet another pile of blood.
Suddenly the dog stopped everything it was during and ran away. Al triedto sit up. He couldn't tell how badly he was injured and he couldn't go to get help.
Al layed down on the cement and waited for help. When the paramedicsarrived Al had already bled to death.
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2. "Beep beep beep beep"
Al suddenly jumped out of bed, forgetting it was Saturday. He got upand went to brush his teeth. Next to the mouthwash
was a note, it read:
Today is your last day. Al thought it was a joke one of his friends wroteso he ignored it and continued to get ready.
After getting dressed he
ran down the stairs to grab some breakfast.
"Yum, Corn flakes" Al murmured to himself. Just then the phone rang.
"Hello?" al answered
"Hey Mr. Rainbow, watcha doing?" His friend Jeremy said. Al's nicknameis Mr. Rainbow.
"Hey Jermz I'm just getting up."
"Oh, well you want to go tubing with us?"
"Sure! I love tubing!"
Al put on his Speedo and walked over to Jeremy's. They loaded up thecar and were on their way. About an hour later the
arrived at this river with really strong current.
Al hoped on his tube and was the first one in the water.
"Al wait! That's not where were tubing! Get out quick!" Jeremy Yelled!
Al was too late; he was already on his way down the stream. Al lookedforward to see a gigantic waterfall less then 10
feet in front of him. Al turned all cold and scared.
Not 5 seconds later Al was falling down the waterfall. His body smackedon all the razor sharp point rocks.
To this day the rocks are still stained red from his blood.
The fish also enjoyed the taste of Al's freshly minced body.
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3. Clatter clatter, Al woke up to the sound of clattering cages. Al was in acage of some kind. Al couldn't figure out how or why he was in the cage.
Suddenly five or six Indian looking
people.
"Cocka como te la mino" One said to another.
The other replied, "Bean blah blanco eh Jerbda"
Then another one started to sing the color song of Spanish." Azul,Blanco, roho, violeta, amadio, ahjanhatho, Verdeeh Rosa.
Then Al started to cry.
He didn't know what to think.
"Please, let me go, I promise I wont tell anyone!"
But unfortunately for Al, these headhunters could not understandEnglish. They only spoke a mixture of Mexican, Muslimish, andindianish. Then they took Al out of the cage and led him to a tall stick,like a telephone pole kind of except cut to a dull point at the top. Thethrew Al on to it and immediately the pole stuck through Al's upperbody. The pole got wider as it got closer to the bottom. After 3 or 4days (after this much pain Al was losing count)
Al finally started to black out. He also was starving. He was stuck there,forever. The vultures enjoyed the salty taste of his skin and blood. Andnot shortly after,
Al was dead!
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4. One morning while Al and his family were camping, Al thought, " Itwould be fun to go swimming, but how are we supposed to get down offthis cliff?"
Then while he was getting on his Speedo his mom said,
"You can't go swimming sweetie"
Al wondered why, and then looked at his ugly fat mom. "Mom, largeteeth you have."
Al's ugly fat mom replied, "All the better to bite you with."
"wha??" Al said, confused.
Then Al just left the tent and walked to look off the cliff at the beautiful view. Then all the sudden, out of know where, there was his ugly fatmom.
"AHHH YE AHH YE AHHH" Al's ugly fat mom replied and leaped athim. Al struggled to stay alive because his mom was extremely large and manly.
"Mom, what are you doing? I love you, and you have a beautiful eye." Al said, trying to suck up a little. Oh, also, Al's mom was half Cyclops if I
did say that before or
mention that already.
"You are fat Al and a disgrace to the human race. Hmm..that sounds likea song." Then his mom broke out into song." Al you need to die, youare ugly and a fag, I want to put you in a
garbage bag. You are a disgrace to the human race and need to die bakeyou in a pie, when people ask why all I need to say is AL NEEDED TODIE."
"That's not very nice."
"You not very cool" Al's ugly fat Cyclops mother said then Launched at him. "you are not good enough to be alive on this plain." She pushed Aloff the cliff.
Al went splattering down to plummet into the earth. Al died.
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