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Bloopers/Outtakes/Random Idiocy

So begins a new horror that everyone hopes shall die… Real soon. It's stupid, it's not even funny how stupid it is, and I do it for my own silly twisted entertainment. Not so silly actually, but okay. Who cares. Oh, and at the end, are where the `Hybrid Genesis' characters meet the reviewers. Though, I have only done Nieni so far...

Croix: … Why is all of this about sex?

SSC: It isn't.

Seks: Oh, oh! Did you just say it's about me?

SSC: No…

Chance: *jumps up and down* Is it about me?

SSC: I'm leaving now. *walks away*

Axis: I don't like this.

Croix: You don't like anything.

Axis: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!

Seks: Didn't you say it was about me?

Croix: No, now shut up!

Seks: *whimper*

Chance: I'm leaving now too… *backs away*

Axis: Hey! I didn't give that order!

Croix: This is stupid.

Seks: IS IT ABOUT ME?!

Axis: Shut up you narcissist!

Seks: … *blink; blink* WAHHHH!!! *runs crying from the room*

Croix: Now look what you did!

Axis: OH JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

SSC: -_-;;; Good night everyone. *shuts the door; locks it*

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Croix blushed. His pet was gorgeous in the new sunlight. Croix looked away.

"Are... you not pleased by my looks master?"

Croix blinked and looked at his pet. "No! I mean, no, you're very beautiful."

His pet blushed. Croix blushed again. Both of them stared at each other then flushed deeper. They both walked away from each other, muttering to themselves.

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Croix blushed. His pet was gorgeous in the new sunlight. Croix looked away.

"Are... you not pleased by my looks master?"

Croix blinked and looked at his pet. "No! I mean, no, you're..." Croix blushed worse.

"..."

"Stop doing that!"

"Doing what?" his pet asked innocently, rubbing his tail over his masters' leg again.

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Seks blinked a few times. Those violet breeds were prancing around him again, laughing and giggling and playing.

"What's so funny?" Seks asked finally.

Troix smirked at him. "Your name, idiot."

Seks blushed furiously.

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"You're a bastard too! All you do is listen to HER!"

"What the fuck, you want me to listen to you too?!" He kicked her off.

"Yes, LISTEN TO ME!!!" Troix said, pouncing on Deuce again.

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"I hate this." he muttered, crawling over to Troix to keep her warm for the night. "Please, don't kill me." he mumbled to the unconscious blonde.

The unconscious blonde rose and wrapped her fingers around Deuce's neck. "Must kill…"

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"Oh shut up." he told his reflection. "I'll find a way. I'll get to it."

"Riiight…" his reflection responded, rolling his eyes.

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"Oh I most certainly will. As soon as you die."

"Wh---" Troix was cut off as she screamed and fell to the floor, lifeless.

Deuce dropped the gun he had been holding. "Stop being so dramatic. It's only squirt gun…"

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"Oh I most certainly will. As soon as you die."

"Wh---" Troix was cut off as she screamed and fell to the floor… Still alive.

Deuce dropped the gun he had been holding. "Stupid gun…"

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He shakily pulled the letter out. It was still legible, despite the blood. He didn't want to read it, but his curiosity got the better of him. He started reading it. Golden eyes flashed through Croix' brain and he gasped, dropping the letter. The letter fluttered to the ground, the paper falling open for the whole world to read.

//Are you prepared for me Master Croix? I sure hope you are...//

Croix raced to the bedroom to get `prepared'.

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He had long golden hair around his pale skin. His eyes were dark and mysterious, glowing a strange greenish color. He kept licking his lips when he looked at Croix, making Croix quite nervous.

"What?!" Croix shrieked finally.

Reaper blinked. "I had something on my lips, do you have a problem with that?"

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"He's very beautiful." said Ms. Caola, walking her hybrid around Croix' nameless one. "Reaper and I would love to add him to our collection."

"Oh, he's definitely not for sale." Croix said quickly and defensively.

Ms. Caola laughed. "Of course not. I wouldn't want to take your new pet away from you. Especially since you just got him... But..."

"But?"

"No reason that... Well... ORGY AT MY PLACE LATER!" Ms. Caola screamed, running off before Croix could disagree.

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IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MEET MY MASTER!

Poink. Poink. "Um… Help please? I can't get out of here…"

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"Crazy... bastard..." Axis managed to cough out.

"YES I AM!" Madi yelled

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"Yes! No! I don't know!" Croix said, untangling himself as he managed to stand up. "... Where are my pants?"

Seks blinked. "Oh, so that's what those were…"

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"Yes! No! I don't know!" Croix said, untangling himself as he managed to stand up. "... Where are my pants?"

"Heh. How badly do you want them?"

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"Get up, let's go." Croix fingered the new collar he had bought before slipping it around Seks' neck. "Remember, don't take it off."

"Unless you want to take it off…"

"Do you want to go for a walk or not?!"

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"P-Put me down!" Axis demanded.

"I can't, we must hurry master!"

"Don't call me master, I told you to address me as sir!"

"Yes, sir!"

"Now put me down!"

"I cannot, sir!" Chance said.

"Let's have sex."

"... Yes sir!"

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"I haven't seen one like him before."

"I created him."

"… Who's the wife?"

---

The hybrid looked surprised as he saw the rips in his pants and the blood that now oozed from his wounds. Then he did something totally unexpected. A small smile came over his lips. It was a nice smile at first. "Well, you managed to get me. I suppose I can tell you my name. It's Stixx... Sadly, whoever knows my name, must have sex with me." The smile turned cruel.

"Ew... You just made that up!"

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"Of course not..." Madi said, not sincere at all. "I will destroy everyone, including your masters... or more accurately, Stixx will."

"You won't touch him!" Seks yelled.

"Stixx?" Madi said softly.

Stixx poked Croix. "Touch." Poke. "Touch." Poke. "Touch."

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Seks dragged his eyes back to Stixx and snarled. Stixx licked his lips and smiled. "Having fun yet?"

Seks narrowed his eyes dangerously. "What do you think dumbass?!"

---

Seks dragged his eyes back to Stixx and snarled. Stixx licked his lips and smiled. "Having fun yet?"

"Oh bunches and bunches." Seks said brightly, dancing around.

---

"That wasn't nice." Stixx muttered.

"... It wasn't meant to be." Seks said seriously.

---

"That wasn't nice." Stixx muttered.

"I can be nice!" Seks insisted, jumping up and down.

---

Seks looked frantically over to Unk, but she was obviously unconscious... or dead. Stixx kicked her aside carelessly. "I'm done playing with her. She wasn't much fun. But maybe you will be."

Seks looked back to Stixx. "I don't think I want to be, thank you very much!" He ran away screaming.

Stixx pouted. "Why do they always do that?"

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Seks looked frantically over to Unk, but she was obviously unconscious... or dead. Stixx kicked her aside carelessly. "I'm done playing with her. She wasn't much fun. But maybe you will be."

Seks blinked. "Fun?" An evil grin spread across his face. "Oh, I can be `fun'..."

Stixx smirked. "Really?"

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The tail released him and he fell to the ground. Before he could move, the demonic arm lifted him into the air and Stixx smirked. "So what should I do? I could go after your lovely master..."

"No!" Seks shouted, his eyes reverting to an angry dragons, slitted and absolutely blazing with a dangerous fire.

"I'm going now…" Stixx laughed, flying off.

"Don't you dare touch my master before I get to molest him!"

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"I could cut off your lovely hair..."

Seks screamed in horror. "Not my beautiful hair!"

---

"I think I like you." Stixx said happily.

"I like you too!"

"Aren't we one big happy family."

---

Catte glared at the blonde. "If you're so cold, go snuggle with Croix."

"Fine, I will!"

Then the two proceeded to snuggle in a way that made Catte's nose bleed as she covered Sinqo's `virgin' eyes.

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"What are you looking at?" he finally asked. Croix didn't answer, so he repeated his question, louder. "What are you looking at?"

Croix shook his head as if to snap himself out of whatever he had been thinking. He slowly looked back to Axis. "Oh, my dick." he responded. Axis contemplated jumping off the cliff.

---

"What are you looking at?" he finally asked. Croix didn't answer, so he repeated his question, louder. "What are you looking at?"

Croix shook his head as if to snap himself out of whatever he had been thinking. He slowly looked back to Axis. "Oh---"

"Wait, don't tell me. I don't want to know."

---

"This is going to be real fun." Stixx murmured.

"Shut up, and let's have sex." Seks demanded.

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"..." Seks stared a moment before all he saw was red. "Master told me to never take that off!" he growled, pressing forward and actually tackling Stixx to the ground.

Stixx grinned, pulling off Seks pants. "Bet he told you not to take those off either. Bad boy."

---

He backed away. Stixx smirked, his eyes once again appearing to be red instead of maroon. Stixx reached forward, grabbing hold of Seks' hair. "It's really beautiful. Too bad I'm going to have to cut it."

"How many times must I tell you, NOT THE HAIR!"

---

"If you insist on listening to your master, you will die. You will never be free."

"I am free you idiot!" Seks yelled, ripping off his clothing and running away laughing.

"..."

---

Stixx narrowed his eyes. "I'm not going to kill you right now... You're too fun. It's too bad you're so stubborn about this." Stixx flew forward and Seks looked at him through cloudy eyes. Stixx pulled his hands away, ripping Seks' shirt off. "Oh hell, let's just have wild sex."

"What?!"

---

Axis didn't know why, but that voice bugged him even more than the silence. Suddenly a searing pain shot through his heart and he crumpled to the ground, clutching his chest. Croix turned and went to him.

"Get up you lazy ass." Croix snapped.

---

"I'm sorry master..."

"I thought I told you not to call me that... You know what it does to me." Croix said, tearing his gaze from Seks' eyes. "Let's go home. And have sex." Croix said roughly, walking away.

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Seks maneuvered until he was under the covers. Croix felt a blush rising on his face, and he rolled over, turning out the light. He faced away from his pet, knowing that if he slept facing him, he'd probably do something embarrassing... Or perhaps his pet might molest him or something...

A grin spread over his face and he rolled over again. "Hey pet, let's molest each other."

"Okay!"

---

"Um... What are you doing?" Croix squeaked, glad that he hadn't done what he had originally wanted to do... Which was, scream "FUCK IT, LET'S HAVE SEX ALREADY!!!"

---

"W-What are you doing?!" Madi demanded shrilly.

"What do you think I'm doing?!"

---

Chance trotted obediently over to one of the workers. Even if he could have killed any of them; even though they were scared of him; even though, Chance had his orders and would listen to them, and his orders were to listen to all of Axis' friends and obey them. He stood before the worker, waiting for instructions.

"Yes, sir?"

"Hehehe... You're purty..."

Chance -slowly- backed away...

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Axis paid Chance no attention. He didn't have time for distractions that he knew his hybrid would create. He silently cursed himself for his stupidity. How could he have created such an idiotic, thing?! Another part of his mind just as silently cursed himself for his cruelty. He looked up just in time to see bony wings flash in front of him. His pet had jumped in front of him. Why?

His question was answered just a moment later. "Sir, get down! I am going to molest you now."

"What---? Ahh!"

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SSC: And for something completely different... The `Hybrid Genesis' characters meet the reviewers!!! Well sort of. More like: The `Hybrid Genesis' characters meet the people that reviewed, while the author hopes that the personalities and most obviously sexes (eek, lol) are correct!!! For now, it is Nieni, as I feel that I can capture the most... um... realistic... whatever.

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Croix, Seks, Axis, Chance, Stixx, and Madi stood nervously awaiting the reviewers appearance. Actually, Seks was watching a bug crawl across the ground and Stixx was yawning... But anyway... SSC coughed, holding out a hand to greet the first person as she approached.

Nieni bounded up first, her boyfriend (?) following her. Really, oh I mean, somewhat hiding behind her. Nieni skipped right past SSC (who sweatdropped and let the hand fall), and to the characters. She clapped her hands and cackled insanely, jumping around a few times before coming to a stop in front of Croix. She stared at him a moment. Croix backed away a little, giggling nervously.

"Hmmm..." Nieni mused.

"Ahah... Uh, hi?"

"EVIL!" Nieni shrieked, whirling around and punching Madi in the face.

Croix breathed a sigh of relief and Madi stumbled backwards, utterly confused. Stixx smirked, but as soon as Madi looked over, he replaced it with his usual indifferent expression.

"What was that for?!" Madi demanded, pulling a gun from nowhere.

"It's a pleasure to meet you." Nieni said courteously, shaking Madi's free hand vigorously.

Madi blinked in confusion, and stood there dumbly as Nieni shook his hand. Then, Nieni raised her other hand, and punched Madi in the face again. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN?!" Madi shrieked, holding his nose.

Nieni ignored him, and skipped over to Axis who sweatdropped and put on as best a smile he could. "Hello Nieni." he greeted her.

"I thought you were on a cliff."

"I... Was..."

"Whatever. You're back now." Nieni decided, walking over to Seks.

"I want a hug..." Seks said.

"I'll hug you!" Nieni decided, hugging Seks tightly.

Nite coughed. "Umm..."

Seks glared evilly at Nite over Nieni's oblivious shoulder. Nite backed away slowly... Right into Stixx.

Seks gave Nieni a polite kiss on the cheek. "It's very nice to meet you." he said.

"What the fuck?! KISS?!" Croix demanded, blushing hotly.

"Hey---!" Nite started to say.

"Hehe, want a kiss... Sexy?" Stixx asked, smiling in the most non-innocent innocent way.

Nite turned, made a face and backed away from Stixx. "N-No thank you..."

Chance stood a little ways away from all of this before deciding to step in. He put a shy smile on and went to Nieni, handing her a Chance Plushieâ"¢.

"For you." he said shyly, blushing. Axis fumed silently. Nieni smiled and handed the plushie to Nite.

Seks jumped up and down. "I got one too!" He handed Nieni a Seks Plushieâ"¢. Again, Nieni gave the plushie to Nite.

SSC nudged Croix, and he stumbled forward, thrusting a Croix Plushieâ"¢ into Nieni's hands. As soon as Nieni got this plushie, she stuffed it into Nite's hands. Nite now held three plushies...

Madi outright refused to give Nieni a plushie. "No, no, no!"

"Fine!" Nieni shouted. "I don't want your stinky plushie anyway!" She then proceeded to stick her tongue out at him and made a face.

Madi fumed, and unlike Axis, he was loud. "DAMN HER, DAMN HER TO HELL! I SHALL DESTROY HER TOO!!! Did she... Did... When.. Did... She... Use... My... Name... COINCIDENCE! BOOKS! EVIL BOOKS! NO!!! I DID NOT DO THAT! I AM NOT! COINCIDENCE I SWEAR IT ALL!!! SWEAR IT SWEAR IT DAMN YOU WOMAN I SHALL DESTROY!!! BOOKS!!!"

Everyone ignored him. Axis handed Nieni an Axis Plushieâ"¢. Nieni tossed it into Nite's hands, which were rapidly filling with colorful, oversized, plushies. Nieni then turned to Stixx, and he looked at her a moment before sighing and handing over a very evil looking Stixx Plushieâ"¢.

As soon as Nieni received this one, it jumped from her hands and climbed up Nite's leg. Nite shrieked, dropping all the other plushies, who ran to Nieni and clung to her legs. Stixx Plushieâ"¢ smiled evilly as it hung onto Nite's shirt.

"Bye bye!" It crowed, producing scissors from thin air.

Croix and Axis sweatdropped, and grabbed onto Nieni's arms, dragging her away. "So, anyway, we have more presents like um..."

"Sporks!" Chance shrieked.

"... for you if you want them... Just um..." Croix continued.

"Ice cream!" Seks shouted as loudly as he could, drowning out whatever Croix was saying.

"Ignore the weird sounds coming from back there...!!!" Axis finished -managing to scream louder than Seks- running away and literally dragging Nieni ... and Croix ... over the ground and away.

Chance and Seks ran after their masters, and Madi continued his ranting. And, Stixx... Well, Stixx was watching an entertaining show involving scissors, Stixx Plushieâ"¢ and a very unfortunate imaginary person... thing...

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SSC: Okay. So let's hope I got some resemblance of the real people. *cries* I tried, I really did. I can't know exactly who she is and what she's like! I GUESSED! And that's fine with me! *sob; sob; pause* And what is Stixx doing over there? I swear, he is molesting the air. And... *squints* Is that a Stixx Plushieâ"¢, helping him?! I think I hear screaming. *cough* Heeee.... Overactive imagination? So. Uh... bye.

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More to come... Though... Yeah...