Fan Fiction ❯ Illegal Drugs in Middle Earth ❯ Snap Crackle and Pot ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Matrixchick 
Orrigonally this chapter was called "Pippin get high" but by request of my best friend Abby i changed it to "Snap, Crackle and Pot" go ahead and read it. Oh and sorry about any major spelling errors and if anything is wierd that is because i posted this somewere else first and i didn't change any of my story.
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Orrigonally this chapter was called "Pippin get high" but by request of my best friend Abby i changed it to "Snap, Crackle and Pot" go ahead and read it. Oh and sorry about any major spelling errors and if anything is wierd that is because i posted this somewere else first and i didn't change any of my story.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.14.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 237 | Status: Work In Progress
^Hi ''I'm back and I'm a bloody animal!'' ~~~That is from Buffy the Vampire slayer and My favorite vampire SPIKE. I swear he and Orlando Bloom and the hottest people in the world. Okay back to my story. In this chapter there is more drug use and I'm gonna repeat my self again and again but I grew up with this and I'm gonna share this if it kills me. . . I'M NOT ENCORAGING ANYONE TO USE DRUGS. I myself never knew anyone but both of my parents are in the medical profession and I hear this all of the time. (I'm also putting this in incase one of my parents reads this and thinks I'm smoking or some kind of that crap.) I'm trying to make this funny but I don't think its going very well. Well r&r and flames are welcome but if they are really mean I'm gonna print them out and bring them to school and my group of friends will laugh at them so just a warning.
LUV ALL WHO REVIEW!!! Oh and Joe is mine, everything else is Tolken (except what I listed in the first chapter)^
Pippin was very mellow by his third joint. He slowly made his way into the tavern moving with grace and perfection he always lacked.
"Pippin! My dear Pippin you're late. Come one have a pint with me come and dance!" Merry said coming up behind his cousin.
"Oh hello Merry." Suddenly Pippin giggled and pointed to two hobbits who were trying to dance and were unsuccessful. "They look funny." He giggled some more.
"Pippin? Are you all right? You look tired." Merry said looking at his cousin's bloodshot eyes.
"Yes Merry I'm fine." Pippin looked at Merry and giggled.
"You're funny looking!" Pippin began to giggle uncontrollably.
"Pippin what is wrong with you? Have you had any pints? If so how many?" Merry said in disgust with his younger Took cousin.
"None." Pippin said placidly.
"None, you've had nothing to drink what-so-ever?" Merry asked in disbelief.
"Yup" Pippin replied and he walked over to the bar. A hobbit was there. It was not just any old hobbit; it was a hobbit that Pippin had many fights with. His name was Joe.
"So Pippin. You dared show your face after the beating I gave you last week, hmm wants some more?" Joe asked sneering at the stoned hobbit. Pippin took one look at Joe's face and began to laugh hysterically. "What is so funny? What?" Joe asked getting pissed (pardon moi French) off.
"You face!! It looks like a tomato!!" Pippin aid laughing some more and the more he laughed the more pissed off Joe got.
"You *&^%$^&*%$ (like how I avoided swearing?). I'm gonna kill you!" Joe picked up a chair and began to beat Pippin on the head repeatedly with it.
"Ouch. Hey man. Ouch what are ya doing that for? Ouch." Pippin asked, "I mean like what is your problem?"
"Uh, Joe I think Pippin will come with us." Sam said coming up behind Joe. "Pippin, come on." Sam said as Pippin took one look at him and began to laugh.
"Fatty, fatty two by four can't get through the kitchen door!" Pippin sang the entire way out of the tavern. Frodo and Merry intercepted them.
"Pippin, how much have you had to drink?" Frodo asked as Pippin began to sing the 8th round of the song.
Pippin took one look at Frodo and began to laugh. "You've got a billow pad for hair!!"
"See, he thinks everything is funny. I haven't a clue to what he did to himself." Merry said as he began to tell Frodo about what was happing to Pippin. While he was talking to Frodo and Sam the subject of their conversation walked away. Pippin kepted walking down the path until he spotted a familiar wagon filled with fireworks. Pippin grinned silly.
"Merry? Where is Pippin?" Sam asked interrupting Merry. The three hobbits looked around for their stoned friend but had no luck in finding him.
"We've got to find him before he does something really stupid." Merry said as they began to walk to Bag-End in hopes of finding Pippin. About half way to Bag-End Frodo remembered something.
"Oh god! Gandalfs over with his fireworks! He said he would be out visiting the hobbits if I wasn't home!" Frodo said in fear.
"You don't think.." Sam began and Merry went dead white.
"He's gonna set off all of the fireworks!" Merry exclaimed. Almost like a curse there was a huge explosion and in the sky in funny shapes and designs the words 'Pippin was here' formed from the fireworks. The three hobbits looked at each other and broke into a dead run towards Bag-End. They reached Pippin at the same time Gandalf did.
"Fool of a Took! What did you do?" Gandalf roared at the giggling hobbit. Pippin stopped giggling and stood there and just stared at Gandalf. "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT. YOU COULD'VE HURT OHTERS! YOU NEVER MESS AROUND WITH WIZARDS BELONINGS! THOSE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN FIREWORKS!"Gandalf yelled. Pippin just stood there with a dazed expression on his face.
"ARE YOU LISTING?"
Pippin jerked his head and looked at Gandalf like he just realized he was there. "Oh hi dude, wassup? You ain't been around here for a while. You should visit more often." Pippin said slurring his words just a bit (I know that's not one of the side affects, but this is my story and that's how its gonna be.)
Gandalf just stood there not knowing what to say. Frodo stepped forward. "Gandalf, uh.. hi."
"Oh hi brillow pad head." Pippin said to his cousin. Then he began to hum, he began to hum the Fatty Fatty 2X4 song.
"Not that song, sir. Master Frodo, please shut him up." Sam said. Merry and Frodo grabbed Pippin by the arms and dragged him into the hobbit hole, followed closely by Gandalf and Sam. Once inside Pippin did the most Pippiny thing. He went to the kitchen.
"Foodfoodfoodfoodfood." Pippin said over and over as he ate. The other three stood there with their mouths open as they watched the hobbit eat twice as much as he usually did. He was on his 8th helping when Gandalf stopped him.
"I think you've had enough." He said trying to steer the hobbit away from food.
"No I haven't found Mr. Apple yet." Pippin said.
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here it is chapter two. I wrote this before school started in 20 minutes. This is how I am w/ only 6 some odd hours of sleep. I really do laugh at just about everything and anything. Oh by order and genus suggestion by one of my best friends, Abby, I'm gonna call this chapter Snap, Crackle, and Pot. If you like randomness read 'The Notebook' by Queens of Gondor, hilarious! Abby and my other best friend Nora wrote it so leave a nice review.
~Blah
LUV ALL WHO REVIEW!!! Oh and Joe is mine, everything else is Tolken (except what I listed in the first chapter)^
Pippin was very mellow by his third joint. He slowly made his way into the tavern moving with grace and perfection he always lacked.
"Pippin! My dear Pippin you're late. Come one have a pint with me come and dance!" Merry said coming up behind his cousin.
"Oh hello Merry." Suddenly Pippin giggled and pointed to two hobbits who were trying to dance and were unsuccessful. "They look funny." He giggled some more.
"Pippin? Are you all right? You look tired." Merry said looking at his cousin's bloodshot eyes.
"Yes Merry I'm fine." Pippin looked at Merry and giggled.
"You're funny looking!" Pippin began to giggle uncontrollably.
"Pippin what is wrong with you? Have you had any pints? If so how many?" Merry said in disgust with his younger Took cousin.
"None." Pippin said placidly.
"None, you've had nothing to drink what-so-ever?" Merry asked in disbelief.
"Yup" Pippin replied and he walked over to the bar. A hobbit was there. It was not just any old hobbit; it was a hobbit that Pippin had many fights with. His name was Joe.
"So Pippin. You dared show your face after the beating I gave you last week, hmm wants some more?" Joe asked sneering at the stoned hobbit. Pippin took one look at Joe's face and began to laugh hysterically. "What is so funny? What?" Joe asked getting pissed (pardon moi French) off.
"You face!! It looks like a tomato!!" Pippin aid laughing some more and the more he laughed the more pissed off Joe got.
"You *&^%$^&*%$ (like how I avoided swearing?). I'm gonna kill you!" Joe picked up a chair and began to beat Pippin on the head repeatedly with it.
"Ouch. Hey man. Ouch what are ya doing that for? Ouch." Pippin asked, "I mean like what is your problem?"
"Uh, Joe I think Pippin will come with us." Sam said coming up behind Joe. "Pippin, come on." Sam said as Pippin took one look at him and began to laugh.
"Fatty, fatty two by four can't get through the kitchen door!" Pippin sang the entire way out of the tavern. Frodo and Merry intercepted them.
"Pippin, how much have you had to drink?" Frodo asked as Pippin began to sing the 8th round of the song.
Pippin took one look at Frodo and began to laugh. "You've got a billow pad for hair!!"
"See, he thinks everything is funny. I haven't a clue to what he did to himself." Merry said as he began to tell Frodo about what was happing to Pippin. While he was talking to Frodo and Sam the subject of their conversation walked away. Pippin kepted walking down the path until he spotted a familiar wagon filled with fireworks. Pippin grinned silly.
"Merry? Where is Pippin?" Sam asked interrupting Merry. The three hobbits looked around for their stoned friend but had no luck in finding him.
"We've got to find him before he does something really stupid." Merry said as they began to walk to Bag-End in hopes of finding Pippin. About half way to Bag-End Frodo remembered something.
"Oh god! Gandalfs over with his fireworks! He said he would be out visiting the hobbits if I wasn't home!" Frodo said in fear.
"You don't think.." Sam began and Merry went dead white.
"He's gonna set off all of the fireworks!" Merry exclaimed. Almost like a curse there was a huge explosion and in the sky in funny shapes and designs the words 'Pippin was here' formed from the fireworks. The three hobbits looked at each other and broke into a dead run towards Bag-End. They reached Pippin at the same time Gandalf did.
"Fool of a Took! What did you do?" Gandalf roared at the giggling hobbit. Pippin stopped giggling and stood there and just stared at Gandalf. "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN HURT. YOU COULD'VE HURT OHTERS! YOU NEVER MESS AROUND WITH WIZARDS BELONINGS! THOSE MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN FIREWORKS!"Gandalf yelled. Pippin just stood there with a dazed expression on his face.
"ARE YOU LISTING?"
Pippin jerked his head and looked at Gandalf like he just realized he was there. "Oh hi dude, wassup? You ain't been around here for a while. You should visit more often." Pippin said slurring his words just a bit (I know that's not one of the side affects, but this is my story and that's how its gonna be.)
Gandalf just stood there not knowing what to say. Frodo stepped forward. "Gandalf, uh.. hi."
"Oh hi brillow pad head." Pippin said to his cousin. Then he began to hum, he began to hum the Fatty Fatty 2X4 song.
"Not that song, sir. Master Frodo, please shut him up." Sam said. Merry and Frodo grabbed Pippin by the arms and dragged him into the hobbit hole, followed closely by Gandalf and Sam. Once inside Pippin did the most Pippiny thing. He went to the kitchen.
"Foodfoodfoodfoodfood." Pippin said over and over as he ate. The other three stood there with their mouths open as they watched the hobbit eat twice as much as he usually did. He was on his 8th helping when Gandalf stopped him.
"I think you've had enough." He said trying to steer the hobbit away from food.
"No I haven't found Mr. Apple yet." Pippin said.
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here it is chapter two. I wrote this before school started in 20 minutes. This is how I am w/ only 6 some odd hours of sleep. I really do laugh at just about everything and anything. Oh by order and genus suggestion by one of my best friends, Abby, I'm gonna call this chapter Snap, Crackle, and Pot. If you like randomness read 'The Notebook' by Queens of Gondor, hilarious! Abby and my other best friend Nora wrote it so leave a nice review.
~Blah