Fan Fiction ❯ Insaneness With the Cast ❯ The Beginning of the Quest ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: chibigokan 
The cast is in Shire for some reason, and they decide to go on a quest, except I don't know what for and where to. Can anyone give me suggestions?
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.07.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 835 | Visits: 332 | Status: Completed
The cast is in Shire for some reason, and they decide to go on a quest, except I don't know what for and where to. Can anyone give me suggestions?
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.07.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 835 | Visits: 332 | Status: Completed
A/N: Bored, and um, just been listening to the LOTR's commentary on the 4-disk DVD. So I'm going to write a very, very, random, insane, crazy, blah blah blah story. First LOTR's fic so please review. Flame all you want, I just want reviews. Oh yeah, this take's place during the Two Towers.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Insaneness With the Cast
One day Legolas and um, Pippin were in the Shire.
Legolas: Wow, what a beautiful day! Hmm, that's strange seeing as I'm supposed to be ay Helm's Deep fighting.
Pippin: Hello Legolas! Let's go to Frodo's house!
Legolas: Why?
Pippin: Because I'm bored and I want to go on an adventure.
Legolas: You call going to Frodo's house an adventure?
Pippin: He has gold there.
Legolas: What? Come on, lets go! Hey, wait, I don't care about gold and I'm supposed to be fighting with Aragorn and Gilmi, and you're supposed to be somewhere lost in the Fangorn Woods.
Merry: What are you talking about, we finished shooting that like two years ago!
Pippin: Yes, now the fans can finally watch the movie.
Merry: But they still have to wait one year until the next one comes out.
Pippin: Yes, that really sucks.
While they talk Legolas is listening, getting very fustrated at the nonsense.
Legolas: What are you talking about, and what is a "movie"?
Merry: What do you mean?
Orlando Bloom: He means that he's the real Legolas from Tolkien's books and that means he is from that time and doesn't understand what you are talking about. Speaking of which, you are from that time too, so you shouldn't know that stuff.
Pippin: Well your just mean. *changes to Billy Boyd dressed as Pippin, the actor who plays him* There, now I do know about movies and things of the the 43rd century.
Merry: *is now Dominic Mohagan, or something, who plays Merry* Umm, it's not the 43rd century.
Pippin: Well, the 25th century then.
Orlando Bloom: Still wrong.
Pippin: Umm, how about the 8th century?
Sam: *played by Sean Astin* You know, Billy, you're not supposed to be so stupid in real life.
Frodo: *played by Elijah Wood* Sean, we're supposed to be in character.
Sam: Umm, okay then, but you just called me Sean.
Frodo: Oops. Okay starting right now. Kay, now we have to be in character.
Orlando Bloom: Wait, I'm not even in costume! Can you wait a while?
Merry: Great, this going to take like 2 hours.
Pippin: Hey I know, lets play Cup!
Merry: Oh yeah!
A/N: This is a game they played according to the 4-disk DVD. They explained it in the cast commentary.
So for the next 3 hours Merry, Pippin, and Frodo played Cup which is you basically toss a cup up and keep hitting it back and forth to each other with their palms.
Legolas: I am very confused. Can I go yet, you people are freaky.
Sam: Not until Orlando gets back.
4 hours later Legolas was still waiting to leave and the others were playing Cup. Finally Orlando showed up, but he was not in costume.
Frodo: You've been gone 6 hours and you still didn't get your Legolas costume on?!
Orlando Bloom: Oh yeah that's why I went. I kind of forgot about you guys and went surfing with Viggo.
Frodo: Viggo's here?
Sam: Frodo, stay in character.
Frodo: Oh yeah, um, so Aragorn is here? Why don't you and him go in your guys costumes so we can go on a quest.
Pippin: Yeah, like going to you're house.
Frodo: Why?
Pippin: Umm, to steal the gold you hide in there.
Frodo: I don't have any gold in there, you fool. Yess, and if I dids I wouldn'ts givess it to youss. Cause its my preciouss goldss, mine, all miness.
Sam: Oh yeah, that's real convincing, now we really believe that you have no gold in your house.
Merry: He doesn't have any gold so lets pick another quest.
Pippin: What? He does too and I want to steal it!
Merry: *whispering to Pippin* Don't worry, we'll get his gold later.
Pippin: Yes, good. Hehehehehehehehe...
Sam: Yeah, and Pippin, your evil laugh isn't at all suspcious.
Merry: Right, well we have to think of a quest.
Frodo: I got it! How about we go on a quest to destroy an evil ring in the fires of a volcano in Mordor?
Everyone stares at him blankly.
Pippin: It's been done before, and by, guess who, you.
Frodo: Oh yeah I did do that didn't I?
Merry: Oh boy.
Frodo: Well I guess we have a long time to think of something seeing as it will take Orlando and Viggo to get their costume on.
Sam: Geez, how hard is it to stay in character?!
Legolas: Can I go now?!?
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How was my insaneness? Do you have any idea's on what the quest should be? If you do, tell me in a review, or just review to tell me what you thought.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything
Insaneness With the Cast
One day Legolas and um, Pippin were in the Shire.
Legolas: Wow, what a beautiful day! Hmm, that's strange seeing as I'm supposed to be ay Helm's Deep fighting.
Pippin: Hello Legolas! Let's go to Frodo's house!
Legolas: Why?
Pippin: Because I'm bored and I want to go on an adventure.
Legolas: You call going to Frodo's house an adventure?
Pippin: He has gold there.
Legolas: What? Come on, lets go! Hey, wait, I don't care about gold and I'm supposed to be fighting with Aragorn and Gilmi, and you're supposed to be somewhere lost in the Fangorn Woods.
Merry: What are you talking about, we finished shooting that like two years ago!
Pippin: Yes, now the fans can finally watch the movie.
Merry: But they still have to wait one year until the next one comes out.
Pippin: Yes, that really sucks.
While they talk Legolas is listening, getting very fustrated at the nonsense.
Legolas: What are you talking about, and what is a "movie"?
Merry: What do you mean?
Orlando Bloom: He means that he's the real Legolas from Tolkien's books and that means he is from that time and doesn't understand what you are talking about. Speaking of which, you are from that time too, so you shouldn't know that stuff.
Pippin: Well your just mean. *changes to Billy Boyd dressed as Pippin, the actor who plays him* There, now I do know about movies and things of the the 43rd century.
Merry: *is now Dominic Mohagan, or something, who plays Merry* Umm, it's not the 43rd century.
Pippin: Well, the 25th century then.
Orlando Bloom: Still wrong.
Pippin: Umm, how about the 8th century?
Sam: *played by Sean Astin* You know, Billy, you're not supposed to be so stupid in real life.
Frodo: *played by Elijah Wood* Sean, we're supposed to be in character.
Sam: Umm, okay then, but you just called me Sean.
Frodo: Oops. Okay starting right now. Kay, now we have to be in character.
Orlando Bloom: Wait, I'm not even in costume! Can you wait a while?
Merry: Great, this going to take like 2 hours.
Pippin: Hey I know, lets play Cup!
Merry: Oh yeah!
A/N: This is a game they played according to the 4-disk DVD. They explained it in the cast commentary.
So for the next 3 hours Merry, Pippin, and Frodo played Cup which is you basically toss a cup up and keep hitting it back and forth to each other with their palms.
Legolas: I am very confused. Can I go yet, you people are freaky.
Sam: Not until Orlando gets back.
4 hours later Legolas was still waiting to leave and the others were playing Cup. Finally Orlando showed up, but he was not in costume.
Frodo: You've been gone 6 hours and you still didn't get your Legolas costume on?!
Orlando Bloom: Oh yeah that's why I went. I kind of forgot about you guys and went surfing with Viggo.
Frodo: Viggo's here?
Sam: Frodo, stay in character.
Frodo: Oh yeah, um, so Aragorn is here? Why don't you and him go in your guys costumes so we can go on a quest.
Pippin: Yeah, like going to you're house.
Frodo: Why?
Pippin: Umm, to steal the gold you hide in there.
Frodo: I don't have any gold in there, you fool. Yess, and if I dids I wouldn'ts givess it to youss. Cause its my preciouss goldss, mine, all miness.
Sam: Oh yeah, that's real convincing, now we really believe that you have no gold in your house.
Merry: He doesn't have any gold so lets pick another quest.
Pippin: What? He does too and I want to steal it!
Merry: *whispering to Pippin* Don't worry, we'll get his gold later.
Pippin: Yes, good. Hehehehehehehehe...
Sam: Yeah, and Pippin, your evil laugh isn't at all suspcious.
Merry: Right, well we have to think of a quest.
Frodo: I got it! How about we go on a quest to destroy an evil ring in the fires of a volcano in Mordor?
Everyone stares at him blankly.
Pippin: It's been done before, and by, guess who, you.
Frodo: Oh yeah I did do that didn't I?
Merry: Oh boy.
Frodo: Well I guess we have a long time to think of something seeing as it will take Orlando and Viggo to get their costume on.
Sam: Geez, how hard is it to stay in character?!
Legolas: Can I go now?!?
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How was my insaneness? Do you have any idea's on what the quest should be? If you do, tell me in a review, or just review to tell me what you thought.