Fan Fiction ❯ It's a mad,mad,mad hypnosis show ❯ Tim Scam ( Chapter 1 )

It's a mad, mad, mad hypnosis show

This episode contains the character “Tim Scam” from Totally Spies however the fanfic is not endorsed or supported by Marathon (Totally spies).

 

All the episodes are unrelated to my main fanfics.

Episode 1

A triumphant fanfare fills the studio for a moment before the announcer cues in.

 

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for it's a mad, mad, mad hypnosis show. And here is your host, Jamie!

 

The audience gives applause as Jamie; a trendy brown haired man in his 20s comes down from a staircase situated in the middle of the studio.

 

Jamie: Hello and welcome to it's a mad, mad, mad hypnosis show. The show where we put some of your favourite characters into ludicrous situations with the aid of our guest hypnotist, all for your amusement.

 

Jamie turns to camera and speaks like he was reading the small print on a radio advert.

 

Jamie (Fast): Please do not try to do any of the following tricks at home, the guest hypnotist is a professional while our victim is not… but what the heck!

 

Jamie looks at the audience and resumes to speak at normal speed.

 

Jamie: The idea is this, we have one victim and we have one hypnotist. Both of which will be different every episode. We put our victim into a trance and make him or her perform a scenario, all for your amusement. So without further ado, let's meet our victim.

 

Looking upwards

 

Jamie: Fred… What is our victim tonight!

 

Announcer: Our victim is a former technology expert from a top-secret espionage agency…, which we can't disclose. This so-called expert has been developing weapons that would even make weapons inspectors raise an eyebrow! Let's not forget all the cheesy lines he had performed as he kept on destroy the agency he used to work for. Please boo for… Tim Scam!

 

Tim Scam comes on in an orange jumpsuit and is dragged by officials to his seat in which he is belted up.

 

Tim Scam: Hey, get me out of this.

 

Jamie: Hello Tim, welcome to the show.

 

Tim Scam: What… I'm on TV…Hi mum!

Jamie: Oh great, we got a Michael Winner!

 

Announcer: In case viewers don't know who Michael Winner is he is on British television doing this on TV adverts. “Calm down dear, it's a commercial!”

 

Jamie: Yes thank you, now where were we, ah…yes…

 

Jamie looks at Tim Scam

 

Jamie: Now, the reason why you are out of prison is so we can humiliate you on TV. So Fred, who is our hypnotist tonight?

 

The Camera goes to a door in which stage smoke has already been sprayed.

 

Announcer: Our hypnotist tonight has not yet been introduced into the world of Dreamer's fan fiction (I.E My fanfics); she is a stunning and enchanting woman whose charms can melt any heart. Please give it up for… Veronica

 

The doors open…reviling an attractive woman in her early 20s. She has long blond hair and deep dark eyes. She has red lipstick on and red nails. She wore black shoes and a mystical green jewelled pendent worn at chest level.

 

As she walks on the audience cheers for her, the men in audience sometime let off a wolf whistle while some just fainted!

 

Jamie: Hello Veronica, thanks for coming on

 

Veronica: Thank you, Jamie.

 

Jamie: Now according to this, you are a witch who is known for your charms and magic.

 

Veronica (Flirty): Indeed tiger!

 

Jamie: So will you be doing that in Dreamer's fan fiction?

 

Veronica: Well that all depends

 

Tim Scam: What! There is a witch on the show! How can this show be so low!

 

Jamie (Whispering in Tim's ear): The only person being so low is you… so shut it! OK?

 

Jamie: Now, Veronica will be hypnotising Tim using the focus and scenario we have chosen while off-air, so over to you Veronica.

 

Veronica walks up to Tim Scam

 

Tim Scam: Somebody get me a lawyer, this is the cheesiest humiliation I…

 

Before he could finish, Veronica puts a finger on Tim's forehead. His eyes start to glaze over…

 

Veronica: Sleep…sleep

 

Tim is now hypnotized… she removes her finger from his forehead and checks to see he is hypnotized by lifting his arm, which fall as soon as she releases it.

 

Jamie: Well Veronica, what situation will Tim be under tonight?

 

Veronica: Tonight Jamie, Tim Scam will be lovesick with me.

 

She flirty giggles before she goes over to Tim.

 

Veronica: Listen to my voice Tim, when you wake up you will fall in love with me. You will do anything for me… anything…. anything. You think I am the most attractive woman known and will do anything for me.

 

She then flicks her fingers at him waking him up. Tim wakes up in love with Veronica.

 

Tim: Oh, you are so beautiful…so attractive so…

 

He then tries to kiss her but he is still bounded to the chair making him fall on the floor. He bangs his head on the floor as well as his head getting banged by the metal chair in the progress.

 

Jamie: Ooh… that's gotta hurt!

 

He tries to pick himself up and go towards Veronica, but the bulkiness of the chair makes him stay on the floor.

 

Jamie: This is better than we have anticipated, ladies and gentleman. Tim scam is getting a “loveache”.

 

The bad joke drum is sounded.

 

Jamie: Get it, loveache…headache.

 

Tim continually tries to stand up one more time but he rolls down the stairs. He is unconscious.

 

Jamie: Thank you Tim scam for being a sport… even if you were an idiot!

 

Laughter is heard from the audience.

 

Jamie: And thank you Veronica for coming on the show.

 

A round of applause is given to her. She goes up to Jamie and gives him a kiss.

 

Jamie: Until next time, goodnight!

The fanfare blares in, signalling the end of the show.