Fan Fiction ❯ Little Heart Breaker: An Adam and Starfire Lemon ❯ Master Chef. ( Chapter 4 )
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By: HyperSonicAdam2 
this chapter includes the awesome rock tune "Ballroom Blitz" by. sweet. Enjoy.
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this chapter includes the awesome rock tune "Ballroom Blitz" by. sweet. Enjoy.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.01.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 5.4K | Visits: 292 | Status: Completed
Eleven days later Adam and Da N00blar had become considered as part of the Teen Titan sarrogant family. They had already
fought in quite a few battles, showing off their awesome powers as well as their brother style teamwork, such as their team
attacks like "Poetry in Motion" (Hardy Boyz move), "3DD" (Dudley Boyz 3-D remake), the "Slam Drop Omega" (remake of the Hardy
Boyz Event Omega), the "Dragon Spear", the "Flame a'la Clothesline, and of course their ultimate finisher the 'Sweet Flaming
Chin Explosion'. They had also become great friends with the boys, they both had developed a great training partner in Robin
and fairly decent friends in Beast Boy and Cyborg, even though the duo thought both Beast Boy and Cyborg were yammering, and
lazy friggin' gaywads. Da n00blar and Raven's relationship got off to a rocky start, especially with the pill incident (see
"When Two Sorcerers Meet") but they were definitely starting to get into the game. Adam and Starfires however was going
pretty well, they thought about each other every now and than and had talked a lot, becoming better friends but had very
little romantic interest in each other.
Early in the morning, around six-o-clock Starfire woke to the chimes and sounds of her Amazing Mumbo alarm clock. (see "How
Long Is Forever") Sitting up, Starfire eagerly said "oh joy, another perfect day" She zoomed into her small cubicle sized
bathroom and took a five minute shower, and put on a clean set of clothes. Starfire said "it is time to cook breakfast" she
flew down the hall into the empty and desolate living room where an odd yet pleasant smell caught her nose. Sniffing the
fragerance, getting an extremely deep whiff she said "mmmmm what is that delicious smell" from memory she could tell it was
pancakes and not just pancakes, there were many other overwhelming scents that were overcoming her, she walked into the
kitchen to find out what it was. To Starfires surprise when she peered into the kitchen she found Adam hovering over the
stove flipping pancakes while mountains of food sat on the table, wearing a pair of cherry red tights with Z-slashed black
hearts and another black shirt with a fish on the chest and an HBK Jr. inside it, another one of his vests. Adam was singing
"someone’s in the kitchen with pancakes, someone's in the kitchen I know" his eye caught Starfire and he said "oh good morning Starfire" Starfire looked dumbfounded as she said "Adam did you make all this" she pointed to the food piled roof high on the table. Just about every breakfast item imaginable was on the table. On the table were a glob of eggs, scrambled, seven different varieties of omelettes, french toast sticks arranged in the shape of a log cabin, waffles of every imaginable type arranged in the shape of a house, enough bacon to clog a horses arteries, fifteen bowls of rise, a whole ham, fifteen
brotworsts, Adam had just started cooking twenty sausages when he stacked the pancake on a tower of different types of
pancakes that was taller than he was, and a huge pyramid of fruit. Adam said as Starfire watched in amazement "hey do you
think you could carry this stack of pancakes over to the table I don't want to burn these" Starfire said as she returned back
to reality "umm yes" she took the five foot stack of pancakes by the base of the plate and carried it over to the table,
careful not to drop any on the floor. She sat them down on a vacant spot on the huge table and sat down in a chair, watching
as Adam skillfully maneuvered about. Cooking like the master chefs seen on the food television network. Starfire said "why
have you cooked so much Adam" he snickered and replied "this is the day I cook my annual wrestlers buffet, the day where I
cook enough food to fill fifty wrestlers. Usually I make it when I'm traveling on the road." Starfire said "I am certain none
of us will be able to consume such a feast. Cyborg will eat much of this but I am afraid an abundance of this food will go to
waste."
Adam shrugged his shoulders and said "it's ok, I usually eat whatever's left anyway. But I guarantee you will love every bit
of my cooking, some of the people I've cooked for say that if I don't make it as a wrestler or a super hero I could be a
cook" Starfire giggled and said "this is very generous Adam, I normally cook breakfast in the mornings" Adam said "really,
why's that?" Starfire said "It is the least I can do for my wonderful friends for giving me such hospitality and the
privilege of living on planet Earth" Adams mouth hung slightly agape, he couldn't believe her great innocence "have they done
anything for you in return" she nodded "yes they have allowed me to live here in Titans Tower, and give me their friendship.
I love my friends, and they love me" Adam couldn't believe her even more, her sweetness, loyalty, and belief in the Teen
Titans was amazing, it was actually really really cool. It made Starfire a hundred times more cooler and cuter in Adams mind.
He said while blushing "that's really cool Starfire, you’re a lot different from a lot of girls I've met before." She said "is that bad" "no" replied Adam, he than noticed his sausages were burning and turned his attention back to them. They stood in silence making idle chit chat until the rest of the Titans came along. "Morning Titans" said Robin, adjusting his cape and
his belt. Cyborg said "mornin' yall, whoa where'd all the food come from" Starfire said "Adam made it" Da n00blar said "well
I guess it's time for the wrestlers buffet breakfast" Adam nodded "yup" while he washed his hands. Robin said "whoa, everything looks great, you really out did yourself Adam" Adam smiled modestly and said "I do this every month, so it's probably a good idea not to eat anything the day before so you got some room for all of this" Da n00blar said "the day
before? You can’t eat for an entire week before your wrestlers breakfast" Raven said as she inspected the food "I'm
not gonna eat any of this slop" Adam said, offended a little "what, why" Raven said "I've tasted garbage like this before,
it's horrible." Da n00blar said "you never had it prepared by Adam before, come on Raven just try some of it, trust me you'll
think your taste buds went to heaven." Seeing the pleading look in Da n00blars eyes, and knowing that he wasn't the one to
put her in any danger she sighed and said "all right." Sitting down at the table Adam prepared a plate for her, using tongs.
(using your hands to pick someones food would be very unsanitary) He picked out a slab of bacon, a ham and cheese omelette,
a piece of french toast, a blue berry pancake, a sausage, a bowl of rice, and an orange. Raven said as he laid the plate in
front of her "I'm probably not going to like it" Da n00blar said from the side "you won't know until you try." Staring at the
plate for five seconds, Raven picked up a nearby fork and got a big forkful of the omelette. Looking reluctant she slowly
inserted the fork with the ham and cheese omelette piece into her mouth. Everything in the tower went silent as they all
waited for Ravens reaction to Adams cooking.
After six chews she swallowed it, there was a brief pause for a minute as Raven breathed deeply and said "it's...the best
thing I ever tasted" Everyones eyes went wide as plates and their mouths hung agape before they clapped and cheered in
astonishment. Adam said "ha I knew it, no one can resist the call of the wrestlers breakfast buffet" Cyborg eagerly got a
plate and said "bring it on HBK man, hit me" Robin also got a plate and said "I can't wait to try it" Da n00blar followed and
said "I've been waiting an entire month, for this occasion" Starfire said as Adam handed her a prepared plate with an
omelette, french toast, a buttermilk waffle, an apple, and a bowl of rice first "thank you Adam, I am looking forward to
trying your wrestlers breakfast" she motioned to Raven, who was eating what she had on her plate like it was her last meal.
Beast Boy scowled as he stood on the side "well I'm not gonna eat any of it" "why" asked Adam, Robin said "Beast Boys a vego.
He eats absolutely nothing that came from animals." Beast Boy said "all of that on the table is made from animals and I've
been most of those animals. I only eat tofu." Adam raised his eye brow and said "thats all you eat? Tofu?" Beast Boy nodded
"you know your gonna get man tits when you grow up" said Adam. "Say that again" said Beast Boy nervously. Adam said "you know
tofu has a thing in it that is also used to make womans boobs grow?" Starfire said "oh is that why you had breasts when I saw
you in the future Beast Boy?" (see "How Long Is Forever". Now before anybody gives me shit about tofu making your boobs grow,
I don't know if that's a proven fact. I just heard it from my mother and nine times out of ten she know's what the hell she's
talking about. And tofu will not immediately make your chest grow, it's only if you eat it all the time like Beast Boy) Beast
Boys mouth hung agape as a tear came to his eyes and Robin, Cyborg, and Da n00blar tried to stifle a laugh. Beast Boy shouted
"what?! You mean I'm gonna be fat, bald, and have knockers. What the fuck!!!!" Raven said "will you shut up Beast Boy, just
deal with the way things will turn out." Beast Boy said while crying "but I don't wanna be a fat fuck like Bam Margeras dad!"
Adam said "calm down dude, I can help you" he placed the plate he was stocking on the table and went over to his vest which
was draping over a chair. He pulled out a bottle and threw it at Beast Boy "here" Beast Boy said as he read the bottle "what
the hell are these? Stereroids?" Adam said "no dumb ass, they're vitamins! They have all the vitamins and minerals your
missing just by eating tofu. Eat four of them a day, two in the morning, and two at night and meet me at 2:00 this afternoon
." "Why" asked Beast Boy. Adam said "cuz I said so, you wanna be a fat ass when you get older?" "No" "ok than, do as I say
and you won't be one all right?" Beast Boy nodded. Adam smiled and went back to stocking and serving plates, Starfire eyed
him dreamily as she stood near him, frozen with her plate in hand. She couldn't believe what he had offered to do, normally
when one of the boys made a statement like that they would laugh and make fun of each other but instead of doing that Adam
actually offered to help Beast Boy, it was both really considerate and really cool of him.
After Adam served the last plate he watched as everyone looked to be enjoying his cooking. Robin said as he munched on two
pieces of bacon and part of his omelette "oh god it's like there's a party in my mouth, this is great Adam I'm gonna have to
put another notch in my utility belt" Cyborg said as he stuffed seven sausages and three apple cinnamon waffles down his
throat "its like a party and everyone's having sex" Beast Boy said as he chomped on four pieces of french toast and a pear "
even tough this stuff tastes gross I'm starting to warm up to it." Starfire said as she nibbled on her omelette "delicious,
very delicious friend-Adam" Da n00blar said as he chewed an entire omelette "as usual dude you’re a master in the ring and in
the kitchen." Raven said as she gulped down a second helping of rice and grains "very nice" Adam modestly rubbed the back of
his head and said "aww thanks guys" Da n00blar said "don't you wanna eat with us" Adam shook his head "nah I'm good, I'll eat
whatever you guys leave so it doesn't go to waste but since I got nothing to do how about a little music, I can go get my
guitar" he races out of the kitchen to his room and comes back a minute later with his guitar and a small amp in hand. Robin
said as Adam plugged in both jack ends into his guitar and his amp "whoa, nice guitar" Adam nodded "yeah it's a 1950 vintage
Gibson anniversary addition electric guitar." Raven said as she swallowed a piece of omlette "gee that sounds soooooo
interesting" Adam shrugged his shoulders "well it was considered the best in all of San Antonio my mentor gave it to me as a
Christmas present." Beast boy said "how does it sound" Adam ran his plastic pick along the strings "it's the best" he
replied. Cyborg said "ahh he's bull shitting us, he can't play the guitar" "yeah I can, wanna bet" said Adam. Cyborg said "
call it" Adam said "ok if I prove I can play the guitar you gotta clean my boots for the next two years" "and if I win" "I'll
be your bitch for the rest of my life" everyone except Starfire gasped, Starfire asked "what is a bitch?" Raven said "it's a
horrible slang term for a slave" Starfire gasped and said "no do not do it" Adam rubbed his pick against his finger tips and
said "don't worry about it Starfire, I got this little contest won. Everything fell silent as Adam set himself up and started
playing Van Halens "Spanish Fly" guitar solo. (see the fifth song on the Van Halen II cd) Everyone watched with open jaws and
wide eyes, Cyborg watched with tears as Adam struck the strings with great skill, plucking each one in musical rhythm as the
solo unfolded. Adam watched his movements to make sure he didn't screw up, playing exactly like the original solo right down
to the last five note chord. "Well how did I do" asked Adam, a cocky grin spread across his face. Everyone started cheering, clapping, and whistling for his great solo. Adam said as he smiled and accepted the applause "thank you, thank you very much I'm here till Friday oh and uhh Cyborg I'll give you the boot polish that I like" Cyborg sulked and grumbled. When everything quieted down Adam said "ok how about another song, hey Da n00b can you lead me into Ballroom Blitz" he nodded and pulled out a pair of drum sticks "gladly" he started banging on the table in a musical rhythm. Adam strummed his guitar into the song and said "this is a rock classic written by Eric Clapton and preformed by Sweet, this is the Ballroom Blitz."
"Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one"
While playing the song he closed his eyes and started rocking about the kitchen, moving and jetting around like an absolute
maniac. Beast Boy said "damn look at him go, he's on fire" Cyborg said as he swallowed more ungodly amounts of food "he
actually makes me want to listen to rock" Robin grumbled "you need to listen to some rock" than he said as he took a
humongous bite out of a sand which he made out of an omelette and two pieces of toast "it's actually pretty cool to get some
music while we eat, and it being performed right in front of our eyes makes it even better." Raven said "I'll admit even
tough he is prancing around like a stupid child Adam is good" Da n00blar said "my bud can put on a good show" Starfire said
"oh yes, I love his performance but I wonder what is a ballroom blitz?" (I don't know either, I think it's like mischief or a ruckus being caused in a ball room or on a dance floor)
[Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz]
Adam was in his own little fantasy world, he was completely oblivious to where he was, so oblivious that he hopped up on the
table where the rest of the Titans were eating. Robin said "uhh why is he on the table and why is he stomping on every thing"
Da n00blar said "oh crap not again" Raven said "tell us why he is on the table and why he just stepped in my rice" Da n00blar
said "this is rock out mode, he starts imagining he's a rock star and doesn't realize what he's doing or where he's going"
Robin said "can we get him out of it, he's way to close to my plate"" Da n00blar said "no way, if we interrupt him he'll go
nuts, the only thing we can do is leave him alone."
[I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do]
Cyborg yelled "hey he stepped on my eggs" as Adam stomped on his plate, leaving a huge boot print in the omelette.
[Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha]
Robin said as Adam stepped on his plate of sausages and squirted sausage crud all over him "great now I got meat juice on my
shirt"
[Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing]
Raven said "I am ready to kill him, he just knocked a syrup cup on me."
[Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz]
He completed his song by smacking his guitar on the table, however he was shaken out of his fantasy world when the table cracked as a result of the guitar and gave way under his weight and the strength of the hit. Adam fell inward along with all the food and almost every bodies plate on the table, Starfire saved hers since hers was the only one that didn't get stomped by Adam. Adam said while he was sitting on the floor, covered in food and as Cyborgs plate of stomped eggs fell and covered his head "uhh whoops" everyone looked at him with their arms crossed and an expression of anger except Starfire who had a look of worry. Adam said, knowing that he fucked up "sorry" Robin said "way to go Kurt Cobain" he walked out of the kitchen, followed by Beast Boy who said "yeah why don't you go shoot yourself in the head now" (little rock history for you all) Cyborg smiled as he followed Robin and Beast Boy out "nice concert, love to see it again" Raven shrugged her shoulders and started walking out "I must say Adam you should stop being an immature juvenile pinhead before it gets you into trouble" Da n00blar followed her, Adam said "dude aren't you gonna help me clean this up" he shook his head in response "no way dude, you clean it up" Adam said "what come on I need some help here. Doesn't anybody wanna help me clean this?" Starfire said from the side sympathetically "I will help you clean up this mess Adam" he turned to see Starfire, holding her plate in her left hand and extending her right hand to help him up. Adam looked at her hand for three seconds before excepting it, Starfire helped him back up to a vertical base, food fell off of him as he rose back up "thanks" he said, they stood in silence staring at each other for a few seconds before getting to work on cleaning.
They both swept and mopped the floor of the food particles and shards of broken glassware and dumped them into the trash can, Starfire even used a star bolt to weld the table back together into one piece, Adam had left a good cut in it that split it right down the middle so it was easy to put back together. Adam thought as he felt a grumbling and empty feeling in his stomach while he dumped the last shard of broken plate glass into the dumpster "oh god that was so stupid, not only did I make a dick of myself in front of Starfire and everybody else but now I got nothing to eat" he was starting to feel light headed when suddenly a plate held by familiar orange hands with 1/4 eaten food on it was shoved in front of his face. He traced the hands and arms to the source and found Starfire with a smile on her face. She said "please Adam take my plate of food items, you did not have anything to eat before umm...what you did." Adam said "but Starfire aren't you hungry" she said "no, Tamaranean stomachs are much smaller than that of normal humans I do not need very much to eat." (I would imagine that’s why she looks anorexic) Adam accepted it and said "ok" she started munching on the contents of the plate madly, a one-third eaten omelette, two strips of bacon, a raspberry waffle, and a stick of french toast. When he finished in a good minute and a half he walked over to the sink and placed the dish which was the only surviving one inside. Starfire said "oh my god Adam" he turned around and said "what" "you are filthy" "huh" he extended his arms out like a scarecrow to inspect himself, it was true he looked horrid with chunks of eggs, waffle, and pancake bits dangling off of him hanging by syrup while he looked really wet with splatters of food. He said "oh that's nothing a shower, and a change of clothes won't cure." Starfire said "yes but at least let me assist you in getting all of that garbage out of your hair" before Adam could interject Starfire had already flown over to the counter and beckoned him to come over. Slightly nervous Adam headed it and walked over to her she said as she opened her legs slightly, making Adam blush "stand here with your back toward me" he nodded while blushing still and turned around and stood against the counter. He shivered when she started running her fingers against his hair and scalp, making his blush worse. Starfire said "do you have a hair comb" Adam pulled one out of his boot and handed it to her, making sure he didn't turn around to reveal his blush to her. As she began combing food particles out of his hair with the comb and her fingers, making Adam melt at her touch Starfire asked "I enjoyed your musical performance Adam" he said "thank you" "what is that instrument you were using" she asked while laying a bit of sausage by her side. Adam said "it's called an electric guitar Starfire, an instrument with a heart and soul that can be brought out through those strings, a guitar also has a voice. A voice that depending on the skill of the player can either be a shrill shriek or a powerful thunder know what I mean?" Starfire nodded "yes, I completely understand. Please turn your head to the left" he turned his head and inwardly gasped and his eyes went wide at the sight he saw, he could see a pair of lacy white panties under her skirt. Starfire said, not knowing that he was staring directly inside her skirt "the guitar seems like a very wonderful instrument, I must ask how you were able to strike the strings with that plastic triangle so fast? And do you have the knowledge to inform me on what is rock-n-roll?" Adam said "I played it a lot and I'm really good, heck Da n00b and I even used to be in a band." "You were" asked Starfire, interested in this topic. Adam said "yeah, in our first hero group we worked part time as a band like the weirdos on that old cartoon Jabber jaw." Starfire asked as she combed egg chunks out of his hair "what was your team and band called" Adam said "we called both of them the Teen Titans Dark" "why did you call yourselves that" Adam said "it was kind of a gimmick, we wore dark colored clothes and all of us kind of had dark pasts" Starfire asked "really, what has made your past like that" Adam said, realizing he had said too much "umm I'd rather not say" even though Starfire was curious about his past more than anything right now she knew that no meant no and said "ok, I understand." Adam nodded "and rock-roll was a form of music that started in the 1950s, it was a mixture of the blues, country, and gospel. However compared to other forms of music the beat and tempo was a lot quicker and was preformed using instruments amplified by electricity like my guitar. One of the first rock hits was Bill Haley and the Comets' 'Rock Around the Clock' which was a good hit for its time. Rock grew really popular in 1956 when a dude with crazy wind tunnel tested hair called Elvis Presley came. Elvis made hit after hit and eventually more and more rock stars came onto the scene." "Wow" thought Starfire "I did not know there was so much history behind a genre of music."
Starfire eventually finished and said "I have combed out all of the food particles out of your hair Adam but there is still an abundance of syrup and sticky substances in your hair" Adam said "no problem, this new salon purchased shampoo and conditioner I bought should get it all out, he grabbed his guitar and amplifier which were sitting on the repaired table and walked back to his quarters however he had forgotten his vest, Starfire saw it and decided to take it to him, knowing that he probably was half way across the tower. She hovered to his room which only about four yards from the living room and lightly cracked the door leading into Adams room "Adam" she said quietly as she peered into the room. What she saw made her gasp,
since he had exited the kitchen and entered his room which was roughly two minutes he had already started stripped off all his clothes. One by one he trough his tights, shirt, socks, and boots in a lump on the floor. He was down to a cute set of white boxers with broken black heart imprints much like his tights. She eyed his body as he moved about the room, never
before had she seen a body like his, so toned and perfect looking. She had seen the physiques of men in fitness magazine but to her they didn't compare to the way Adam looked. Starfire was blushing at the site of him like she did when they first met, loosely hanging onto his vest as she "spyed" on him. When he smelled his forearm and said "god I smell like an IHOP" he started pulling off his boxers, this made Starfire gasp a little loudly and run away, leaving his vest in the hallway. Adam heard the gasp and said "what the" he wrapped his naked self in a towel and fully opened the door, scanning the area around his door to see if any living being was around. "Hmmm nothing....hey my vest" he bent down and picked up his vest "did I forget it? Oh well" he walked back into his room, shutting the door.
fought in quite a few battles, showing off their awesome powers as well as their brother style teamwork, such as their team
attacks like "Poetry in Motion" (Hardy Boyz move), "3DD" (Dudley Boyz 3-D remake), the "Slam Drop Omega" (remake of the Hardy
Boyz Event Omega), the "Dragon Spear", the "Flame a'la Clothesline, and of course their ultimate finisher the 'Sweet Flaming
Chin Explosion'. They had also become great friends with the boys, they both had developed a great training partner in Robin
and fairly decent friends in Beast Boy and Cyborg, even though the duo thought both Beast Boy and Cyborg were yammering, and
lazy friggin' gaywads. Da n00blar and Raven's relationship got off to a rocky start, especially with the pill incident (see
"When Two Sorcerers Meet") but they were definitely starting to get into the game. Adam and Starfires however was going
pretty well, they thought about each other every now and than and had talked a lot, becoming better friends but had very
little romantic interest in each other.
Early in the morning, around six-o-clock Starfire woke to the chimes and sounds of her Amazing Mumbo alarm clock. (see "How
Long Is Forever") Sitting up, Starfire eagerly said "oh joy, another perfect day" She zoomed into her small cubicle sized
bathroom and took a five minute shower, and put on a clean set of clothes. Starfire said "it is time to cook breakfast" she
flew down the hall into the empty and desolate living room where an odd yet pleasant smell caught her nose. Sniffing the
fragerance, getting an extremely deep whiff she said "mmmmm what is that delicious smell" from memory she could tell it was
pancakes and not just pancakes, there were many other overwhelming scents that were overcoming her, she walked into the
kitchen to find out what it was. To Starfires surprise when she peered into the kitchen she found Adam hovering over the
stove flipping pancakes while mountains of food sat on the table, wearing a pair of cherry red tights with Z-slashed black
hearts and another black shirt with a fish on the chest and an HBK Jr. inside it, another one of his vests. Adam was singing
"someone’s in the kitchen with pancakes, someone's in the kitchen I know" his eye caught Starfire and he said "oh good morning Starfire" Starfire looked dumbfounded as she said "Adam did you make all this" she pointed to the food piled roof high on the table. Just about every breakfast item imaginable was on the table. On the table were a glob of eggs, scrambled, seven different varieties of omelettes, french toast sticks arranged in the shape of a log cabin, waffles of every imaginable type arranged in the shape of a house, enough bacon to clog a horses arteries, fifteen bowls of rise, a whole ham, fifteen
brotworsts, Adam had just started cooking twenty sausages when he stacked the pancake on a tower of different types of
pancakes that was taller than he was, and a huge pyramid of fruit. Adam said as Starfire watched in amazement "hey do you
think you could carry this stack of pancakes over to the table I don't want to burn these" Starfire said as she returned back
to reality "umm yes" she took the five foot stack of pancakes by the base of the plate and carried it over to the table,
careful not to drop any on the floor. She sat them down on a vacant spot on the huge table and sat down in a chair, watching
as Adam skillfully maneuvered about. Cooking like the master chefs seen on the food television network. Starfire said "why
have you cooked so much Adam" he snickered and replied "this is the day I cook my annual wrestlers buffet, the day where I
cook enough food to fill fifty wrestlers. Usually I make it when I'm traveling on the road." Starfire said "I am certain none
of us will be able to consume such a feast. Cyborg will eat much of this but I am afraid an abundance of this food will go to
waste."
Adam shrugged his shoulders and said "it's ok, I usually eat whatever's left anyway. But I guarantee you will love every bit
of my cooking, some of the people I've cooked for say that if I don't make it as a wrestler or a super hero I could be a
cook" Starfire giggled and said "this is very generous Adam, I normally cook breakfast in the mornings" Adam said "really,
why's that?" Starfire said "It is the least I can do for my wonderful friends for giving me such hospitality and the
privilege of living on planet Earth" Adams mouth hung slightly agape, he couldn't believe her great innocence "have they done
anything for you in return" she nodded "yes they have allowed me to live here in Titans Tower, and give me their friendship.
I love my friends, and they love me" Adam couldn't believe her even more, her sweetness, loyalty, and belief in the Teen
Titans was amazing, it was actually really really cool. It made Starfire a hundred times more cooler and cuter in Adams mind.
He said while blushing "that's really cool Starfire, you’re a lot different from a lot of girls I've met before." She said "is that bad" "no" replied Adam, he than noticed his sausages were burning and turned his attention back to them. They stood in silence making idle chit chat until the rest of the Titans came along. "Morning Titans" said Robin, adjusting his cape and
his belt. Cyborg said "mornin' yall, whoa where'd all the food come from" Starfire said "Adam made it" Da n00blar said "well
I guess it's time for the wrestlers buffet breakfast" Adam nodded "yup" while he washed his hands. Robin said "whoa, everything looks great, you really out did yourself Adam" Adam smiled modestly and said "I do this every month, so it's probably a good idea not to eat anything the day before so you got some room for all of this" Da n00blar said "the day
before? You can’t eat for an entire week before your wrestlers breakfast" Raven said as she inspected the food "I'm
not gonna eat any of this slop" Adam said, offended a little "what, why" Raven said "I've tasted garbage like this before,
it's horrible." Da n00blar said "you never had it prepared by Adam before, come on Raven just try some of it, trust me you'll
think your taste buds went to heaven." Seeing the pleading look in Da n00blars eyes, and knowing that he wasn't the one to
put her in any danger she sighed and said "all right." Sitting down at the table Adam prepared a plate for her, using tongs.
(using your hands to pick someones food would be very unsanitary) He picked out a slab of bacon, a ham and cheese omelette,
a piece of french toast, a blue berry pancake, a sausage, a bowl of rice, and an orange. Raven said as he laid the plate in
front of her "I'm probably not going to like it" Da n00blar said from the side "you won't know until you try." Staring at the
plate for five seconds, Raven picked up a nearby fork and got a big forkful of the omelette. Looking reluctant she slowly
inserted the fork with the ham and cheese omelette piece into her mouth. Everything in the tower went silent as they all
waited for Ravens reaction to Adams cooking.
After six chews she swallowed it, there was a brief pause for a minute as Raven breathed deeply and said "it's...the best
thing I ever tasted" Everyones eyes went wide as plates and their mouths hung agape before they clapped and cheered in
astonishment. Adam said "ha I knew it, no one can resist the call of the wrestlers breakfast buffet" Cyborg eagerly got a
plate and said "bring it on HBK man, hit me" Robin also got a plate and said "I can't wait to try it" Da n00blar followed and
said "I've been waiting an entire month, for this occasion" Starfire said as Adam handed her a prepared plate with an
omelette, french toast, a buttermilk waffle, an apple, and a bowl of rice first "thank you Adam, I am looking forward to
trying your wrestlers breakfast" she motioned to Raven, who was eating what she had on her plate like it was her last meal.
Beast Boy scowled as he stood on the side "well I'm not gonna eat any of it" "why" asked Adam, Robin said "Beast Boys a vego.
He eats absolutely nothing that came from animals." Beast Boy said "all of that on the table is made from animals and I've
been most of those animals. I only eat tofu." Adam raised his eye brow and said "thats all you eat? Tofu?" Beast Boy nodded
"you know your gonna get man tits when you grow up" said Adam. "Say that again" said Beast Boy nervously. Adam said "you know
tofu has a thing in it that is also used to make womans boobs grow?" Starfire said "oh is that why you had breasts when I saw
you in the future Beast Boy?" (see "How Long Is Forever". Now before anybody gives me shit about tofu making your boobs grow,
I don't know if that's a proven fact. I just heard it from my mother and nine times out of ten she know's what the hell she's
talking about. And tofu will not immediately make your chest grow, it's only if you eat it all the time like Beast Boy) Beast
Boys mouth hung agape as a tear came to his eyes and Robin, Cyborg, and Da n00blar tried to stifle a laugh. Beast Boy shouted
"what?! You mean I'm gonna be fat, bald, and have knockers. What the fuck!!!!" Raven said "will you shut up Beast Boy, just
deal with the way things will turn out." Beast Boy said while crying "but I don't wanna be a fat fuck like Bam Margeras dad!"
Adam said "calm down dude, I can help you" he placed the plate he was stocking on the table and went over to his vest which
was draping over a chair. He pulled out a bottle and threw it at Beast Boy "here" Beast Boy said as he read the bottle "what
the hell are these? Stereroids?" Adam said "no dumb ass, they're vitamins! They have all the vitamins and minerals your
missing just by eating tofu. Eat four of them a day, two in the morning, and two at night and meet me at 2:00 this afternoon
." "Why" asked Beast Boy. Adam said "cuz I said so, you wanna be a fat ass when you get older?" "No" "ok than, do as I say
and you won't be one all right?" Beast Boy nodded. Adam smiled and went back to stocking and serving plates, Starfire eyed
him dreamily as she stood near him, frozen with her plate in hand. She couldn't believe what he had offered to do, normally
when one of the boys made a statement like that they would laugh and make fun of each other but instead of doing that Adam
actually offered to help Beast Boy, it was both really considerate and really cool of him.
After Adam served the last plate he watched as everyone looked to be enjoying his cooking. Robin said as he munched on two
pieces of bacon and part of his omelette "oh god it's like there's a party in my mouth, this is great Adam I'm gonna have to
put another notch in my utility belt" Cyborg said as he stuffed seven sausages and three apple cinnamon waffles down his
throat "its like a party and everyone's having sex" Beast Boy said as he chomped on four pieces of french toast and a pear "
even tough this stuff tastes gross I'm starting to warm up to it." Starfire said as she nibbled on her omelette "delicious,
very delicious friend-Adam" Da n00blar said as he chewed an entire omelette "as usual dude you’re a master in the ring and in
the kitchen." Raven said as she gulped down a second helping of rice and grains "very nice" Adam modestly rubbed the back of
his head and said "aww thanks guys" Da n00blar said "don't you wanna eat with us" Adam shook his head "nah I'm good, I'll eat
whatever you guys leave so it doesn't go to waste but since I got nothing to do how about a little music, I can go get my
guitar" he races out of the kitchen to his room and comes back a minute later with his guitar and a small amp in hand. Robin
said as Adam plugged in both jack ends into his guitar and his amp "whoa, nice guitar" Adam nodded "yeah it's a 1950 vintage
Gibson anniversary addition electric guitar." Raven said as she swallowed a piece of omlette "gee that sounds soooooo
interesting" Adam shrugged his shoulders "well it was considered the best in all of San Antonio my mentor gave it to me as a
Christmas present." Beast boy said "how does it sound" Adam ran his plastic pick along the strings "it's the best" he
replied. Cyborg said "ahh he's bull shitting us, he can't play the guitar" "yeah I can, wanna bet" said Adam. Cyborg said "
call it" Adam said "ok if I prove I can play the guitar you gotta clean my boots for the next two years" "and if I win" "I'll
be your bitch for the rest of my life" everyone except Starfire gasped, Starfire asked "what is a bitch?" Raven said "it's a
horrible slang term for a slave" Starfire gasped and said "no do not do it" Adam rubbed his pick against his finger tips and
said "don't worry about it Starfire, I got this little contest won. Everything fell silent as Adam set himself up and started
playing Van Halens "Spanish Fly" guitar solo. (see the fifth song on the Van Halen II cd) Everyone watched with open jaws and
wide eyes, Cyborg watched with tears as Adam struck the strings with great skill, plucking each one in musical rhythm as the
solo unfolded. Adam watched his movements to make sure he didn't screw up, playing exactly like the original solo right down
to the last five note chord. "Well how did I do" asked Adam, a cocky grin spread across his face. Everyone started cheering, clapping, and whistling for his great solo. Adam said as he smiled and accepted the applause "thank you, thank you very much I'm here till Friday oh and uhh Cyborg I'll give you the boot polish that I like" Cyborg sulked and grumbled. When everything quieted down Adam said "ok how about another song, hey Da n00b can you lead me into Ballroom Blitz" he nodded and pulled out a pair of drum sticks "gladly" he started banging on the table in a musical rhythm. Adam strummed his guitar into the song and said "this is a rock classic written by Eric Clapton and preformed by Sweet, this is the Ballroom Blitz."
"Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one"
While playing the song he closed his eyes and started rocking about the kitchen, moving and jetting around like an absolute
maniac. Beast Boy said "damn look at him go, he's on fire" Cyborg said as he swallowed more ungodly amounts of food "he
actually makes me want to listen to rock" Robin grumbled "you need to listen to some rock" than he said as he took a
humongous bite out of a sand which he made out of an omelette and two pieces of toast "it's actually pretty cool to get some
music while we eat, and it being performed right in front of our eyes makes it even better." Raven said "I'll admit even
tough he is prancing around like a stupid child Adam is good" Da n00blar said "my bud can put on a good show" Starfire said
"oh yes, I love his performance but I wonder what is a ballroom blitz?" (I don't know either, I think it's like mischief or a ruckus being caused in a ball room or on a dance floor)
[Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz]
Adam was in his own little fantasy world, he was completely oblivious to where he was, so oblivious that he hopped up on the
table where the rest of the Titans were eating. Robin said "uhh why is he on the table and why is he stomping on every thing"
Da n00blar said "oh crap not again" Raven said "tell us why he is on the table and why he just stepped in my rice" Da n00blar
said "this is rock out mode, he starts imagining he's a rock star and doesn't realize what he's doing or where he's going"
Robin said "can we get him out of it, he's way to close to my plate"" Da n00blar said "no way, if we interrupt him he'll go
nuts, the only thing we can do is leave him alone."
[I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do]
Cyborg yelled "hey he stepped on my eggs" as Adam stomped on his plate, leaving a huge boot print in the omelette.
[Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha]
Robin said as Adam stepped on his plate of sausages and squirted sausage crud all over him "great now I got meat juice on my
shirt"
[Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing]
Raven said "I am ready to kill him, he just knocked a syrup cup on me."
[Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz]
He completed his song by smacking his guitar on the table, however he was shaken out of his fantasy world when the table cracked as a result of the guitar and gave way under his weight and the strength of the hit. Adam fell inward along with all the food and almost every bodies plate on the table, Starfire saved hers since hers was the only one that didn't get stomped by Adam. Adam said while he was sitting on the floor, covered in food and as Cyborgs plate of stomped eggs fell and covered his head "uhh whoops" everyone looked at him with their arms crossed and an expression of anger except Starfire who had a look of worry. Adam said, knowing that he fucked up "sorry" Robin said "way to go Kurt Cobain" he walked out of the kitchen, followed by Beast Boy who said "yeah why don't you go shoot yourself in the head now" (little rock history for you all) Cyborg smiled as he followed Robin and Beast Boy out "nice concert, love to see it again" Raven shrugged her shoulders and started walking out "I must say Adam you should stop being an immature juvenile pinhead before it gets you into trouble" Da n00blar followed her, Adam said "dude aren't you gonna help me clean this up" he shook his head in response "no way dude, you clean it up" Adam said "what come on I need some help here. Doesn't anybody wanna help me clean this?" Starfire said from the side sympathetically "I will help you clean up this mess Adam" he turned to see Starfire, holding her plate in her left hand and extending her right hand to help him up. Adam looked at her hand for three seconds before excepting it, Starfire helped him back up to a vertical base, food fell off of him as he rose back up "thanks" he said, they stood in silence staring at each other for a few seconds before getting to work on cleaning.
They both swept and mopped the floor of the food particles and shards of broken glassware and dumped them into the trash can, Starfire even used a star bolt to weld the table back together into one piece, Adam had left a good cut in it that split it right down the middle so it was easy to put back together. Adam thought as he felt a grumbling and empty feeling in his stomach while he dumped the last shard of broken plate glass into the dumpster "oh god that was so stupid, not only did I make a dick of myself in front of Starfire and everybody else but now I got nothing to eat" he was starting to feel light headed when suddenly a plate held by familiar orange hands with 1/4 eaten food on it was shoved in front of his face. He traced the hands and arms to the source and found Starfire with a smile on her face. She said "please Adam take my plate of food items, you did not have anything to eat before umm...what you did." Adam said "but Starfire aren't you hungry" she said "no, Tamaranean stomachs are much smaller than that of normal humans I do not need very much to eat." (I would imagine that’s why she looks anorexic) Adam accepted it and said "ok" she started munching on the contents of the plate madly, a one-third eaten omelette, two strips of bacon, a raspberry waffle, and a stick of french toast. When he finished in a good minute and a half he walked over to the sink and placed the dish which was the only surviving one inside. Starfire said "oh my god Adam" he turned around and said "what" "you are filthy" "huh" he extended his arms out like a scarecrow to inspect himself, it was true he looked horrid with chunks of eggs, waffle, and pancake bits dangling off of him hanging by syrup while he looked really wet with splatters of food. He said "oh that's nothing a shower, and a change of clothes won't cure." Starfire said "yes but at least let me assist you in getting all of that garbage out of your hair" before Adam could interject Starfire had already flown over to the counter and beckoned him to come over. Slightly nervous Adam headed it and walked over to her she said as she opened her legs slightly, making Adam blush "stand here with your back toward me" he nodded while blushing still and turned around and stood against the counter. He shivered when she started running her fingers against his hair and scalp, making his blush worse. Starfire said "do you have a hair comb" Adam pulled one out of his boot and handed it to her, making sure he didn't turn around to reveal his blush to her. As she began combing food particles out of his hair with the comb and her fingers, making Adam melt at her touch Starfire asked "I enjoyed your musical performance Adam" he said "thank you" "what is that instrument you were using" she asked while laying a bit of sausage by her side. Adam said "it's called an electric guitar Starfire, an instrument with a heart and soul that can be brought out through those strings, a guitar also has a voice. A voice that depending on the skill of the player can either be a shrill shriek or a powerful thunder know what I mean?" Starfire nodded "yes, I completely understand. Please turn your head to the left" he turned his head and inwardly gasped and his eyes went wide at the sight he saw, he could see a pair of lacy white panties under her skirt. Starfire said, not knowing that he was staring directly inside her skirt "the guitar seems like a very wonderful instrument, I must ask how you were able to strike the strings with that plastic triangle so fast? And do you have the knowledge to inform me on what is rock-n-roll?" Adam said "I played it a lot and I'm really good, heck Da n00b and I even used to be in a band." "You were" asked Starfire, interested in this topic. Adam said "yeah, in our first hero group we worked part time as a band like the weirdos on that old cartoon Jabber jaw." Starfire asked as she combed egg chunks out of his hair "what was your team and band called" Adam said "we called both of them the Teen Titans Dark" "why did you call yourselves that" Adam said "it was kind of a gimmick, we wore dark colored clothes and all of us kind of had dark pasts" Starfire asked "really, what has made your past like that" Adam said, realizing he had said too much "umm I'd rather not say" even though Starfire was curious about his past more than anything right now she knew that no meant no and said "ok, I understand." Adam nodded "and rock-roll was a form of music that started in the 1950s, it was a mixture of the blues, country, and gospel. However compared to other forms of music the beat and tempo was a lot quicker and was preformed using instruments amplified by electricity like my guitar. One of the first rock hits was Bill Haley and the Comets' 'Rock Around the Clock' which was a good hit for its time. Rock grew really popular in 1956 when a dude with crazy wind tunnel tested hair called Elvis Presley came. Elvis made hit after hit and eventually more and more rock stars came onto the scene." "Wow" thought Starfire "I did not know there was so much history behind a genre of music."
Starfire eventually finished and said "I have combed out all of the food particles out of your hair Adam but there is still an abundance of syrup and sticky substances in your hair" Adam said "no problem, this new salon purchased shampoo and conditioner I bought should get it all out, he grabbed his guitar and amplifier which were sitting on the repaired table and walked back to his quarters however he had forgotten his vest, Starfire saw it and decided to take it to him, knowing that he probably was half way across the tower. She hovered to his room which only about four yards from the living room and lightly cracked the door leading into Adams room "Adam" she said quietly as she peered into the room. What she saw made her gasp,
since he had exited the kitchen and entered his room which was roughly two minutes he had already started stripped off all his clothes. One by one he trough his tights, shirt, socks, and boots in a lump on the floor. He was down to a cute set of white boxers with broken black heart imprints much like his tights. She eyed his body as he moved about the room, never
before had she seen a body like his, so toned and perfect looking. She had seen the physiques of men in fitness magazine but to her they didn't compare to the way Adam looked. Starfire was blushing at the site of him like she did when they first met, loosely hanging onto his vest as she "spyed" on him. When he smelled his forearm and said "god I smell like an IHOP" he started pulling off his boxers, this made Starfire gasp a little loudly and run away, leaving his vest in the hallway. Adam heard the gasp and said "what the" he wrapped his naked self in a towel and fully opened the door, scanning the area around his door to see if any living being was around. "Hmmm nothing....hey my vest" he bent down and picked up his vest "did I forget it? Oh well" he walked back into his room, shutting the door.