Fan Fiction ❯ Little Heart Breaker: An Adam and Starfire Lemon ❯ Dance Dance Revolution ( Chapter 7 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

(god I so have a feeling this lemon sucks, I just realized how bad the fluff is. I mean "When Two Sorcerers Meet" was
shorter but it was more romantic and fluffier up to this point. Also things are being rushed in this, every things happening
so fast. God am I losing my mojo or what little I had? I don't know maybe I'm over reacting)
Two months later while Da n00blar and Raven were hitting things off quite well the same was going for Adam and Starfire,
they spent a lot of time together, hung out together, fought together, went on dates together, Adam declined them being dates
so Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy wouldn't give him shit about it. Adam was also teaching Starfire about the fundamentals and
the history of wrestling from the ancient Greek Olympic mat matches to the last person to win the world championship of his
company. Starfire was really getting into it to, she was all ways into learning new things about Earth so she could fit in more fully but this was different, she wanted to keep learning more and more. The curious alien girl had no idea something that she only saw peaks of when Robin, Beast Boy, and Cyborg were watching it on tv was so complex, dangerous, and unbelievable. (by human standards mind you, the TT would probably dominate the wrestling world) Starfire was beginning to become a wrestling fanatic, she had watched matches with Adam, learned moves from him while keeping her super strength to a minimum. From the matches she saw on television she had quite a few super stars she loved. Her favorite however was a high flying female named Lita. Adam also learned a lot from Starfire, she taught him various Tamaranean combat and training techniques that were working wonders for him. After the incident with her sister Blackfire, Starfire took it upon herself to fix a lot of things about her like learning more of her home planets fighting moves and styles, and that she did. Both gained
a lot from each other, their feelings for one another grew and grew. They frequently denied it being love but it was pretty damn close. On a less mushy note, the Titans had just gotten back an hour ago from a fierce fight with Thunder and Lightning. Apparently Slade corrupted their minds yet again and sent them on a city wide destruction spree. Of course the Teen Titans were there to beat/talk some since into them, returning the brothers back to the side of justice err....neutrality. After all they are very gullible. In Titans Tower, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven, and Da n00blar were sitting in the living room of the tower. Adam was watching WWE Velocity in his room, and Starfire was somewhere in the tower doing something. The titans in the living room sat in silence, bored as hell. Beast Boy and Cyborg were slouching on the sofa, watching some biography about Seth Green on A&E Biography. (don't know why I pick this guy, guess its because I was thinking of that old Nickelodeon show Eddie McDowed) Da n00blar and Raven were sitting at the bar area in the kitchen. Da n00blar was tapping his fingers on the counter and messing around with a lone splinter. Raven was reading one of her long hard covered books, this was the fourth time she read this one. Robin was sitting in a chair in the corner reading a Justice League of America (JLA?) comic. (I hate the Justice League) Things were so incredibly boring that they thought they'd all thought they'd go insane, the only excitement they had recently was the twenty-five crimes they solved that week and half of them weren't any challenge, where was Slade when you needed him? Finally Robin rose up and broke the silence, throwing his comic in the seat he occupied he said "you know what Titans we should go out tonight" that caught every bodies attention, even Ravens. Beast Boy said "sweet, finally something to do" Cyborg said "what did you have in mind?" Robin scratched his chin "lets go clubbin'." Beast Boy said "whoohoo! I am a party animal" he changed into a chimpanzee to prove his point. Raven said "its true, we've got an unevolved primate in the tower" Beast Boy growls and changes back to his humanoid form. Raven closes her book and puts it down "I think I'll pass" she is about ready to leave when Da n00blar hails her "hold on Raven, why don't you wanna go?" She replies, blushing slightly "cuz it's stupid and I don't want to bother" "It'll be great. Trust me you'll have a great time if you find something you like to do there"" Raven blushes shyly and says "all right I'll go, but the second I get bored I'm coming back to the tower" Da n00blar shrugged "suit yourself." Robin said "as soon as Adam and Star finish what they're doing we'll go." Beast Boy asked "where the hell are they anyway?" As if on cue Adam walked out of the shadows of the hallway, laughing as he said "whooo I knew Guerrero was gonna lose to Dragon. (Chavo Guerrero vs. Ultimo Dragon) Those cruiserweight fights are all ways exciting to watch but they don't compare to the light heavyweight classes." He walked toward the refrigerator and searched inside for a bottle of Gaterade. Beast Boy, wanting to make a nuisance of himself transformed into a gazelle and ran over to him. Getting within three feet and continuing to walk toward Adam in humanoid form he said "yo Adam, you ready to par..." when he came within one foot of Adam he was immediately blown back by some weird, and strong force.


Adam was too busy searching in the unorganized and dirty refrigerator for his beverage to notice that he blew Beast Boy away.
Everyone in the living room rushed to his side, Robin said "Beast Boy are you all right?!" Beast Boy sat up, using both arms
to support his weight and said with a discomforting look and tears in his eyes "dude!!!! He stinks!!!" Adam rose out of the
refrigerator with a bottle of purple Gaterade "ahh purple, my favorite" he opened it up and started gulping large amounts. (
this may be somewhat disturbing but did you know that if you drink a LOT of purple gaterade your shit turns green? Well it
does) Raven raised her eyebrow in disbelief and started walking over to the completely oblivious Adam "you must be joking, no
one can have an odor that ba....ugh" Raven was proven wrong as she was knocked back, unlike Beast Boy she landed on her feet.
Da n00blar asked "Raven, you all right" Raven held her nose and gritted here teeth "no I am not ok" she snapped. "That is the
worst odor that has ever been my misfortune to have been absorbed into my sinuses." Adam said "uhh guys is something wrong"
he walked to them, a weird kind of smell growing and growing as he walked. Adam said "uhh guys, what’s up with Raven and east
Boy" Robin, cyborg, and Da n00blar held their noses in disgust with Beast Boy and Raven. Cyborg said "oh god thats rank!!!"
Robin said, small tears spilling out of his mask "yeah Adam, whats the deal?" Da n00blar said "yeah man when's the last time
you took a shower." Adam smelled his right arm pit questioningly and shook his head in disgust "phew...now I get it. I'm not
exactly sure, yesterday I think? I really worked up a sweat in the fight with Thunder and Lightning and I all ways smell like
a land fill when I get too sweaty." Robin said, the white part of his mask turning wet "whatever just go take a shower, were
going to a club tonight." Adam said "sweet, I'll be ready in about half an hour" he walked out of the kitchen and headed for
his room leaving the Titans in the living room to turn on a fan and use air freshening sprays. (that’s like me, whenever I get really sweaty I smell REALLY bad)


When Adam entered his room he smelled himself again "god, I smell like shit" he thought. Shrugging the thought off he prepared for a shower. First stripping himself naked and throwing his clothes down the laundry shoot which was a cool technological piece of Titans Tower. Whenever a titan threw their clothes down a shoot little D.N.A. scanners would scan the Titans clothes and when the D.N.A. was identified a tunnel leading to their respective laundry baskets in the lower levels of Titans Tower. He threw his jacket and boots on the bed however. After ripping the tape on his wrists off Adam walked into the small bathroom inside his room. Getting in the shower room, he hummed the tune to the D Generation X theme song as he got a towel from under the sink and found his hair conditioner that all ways seemed to turn up lost. After getting all preparations done Adam opened the murky shower door and closed it as he began to sing the D Generation X song. "We generate into something fool, you just got tired of doing what your told to do, that's the breaks boy, yeah, that's the breaks little man, yeah, D Genera..." he turned the water releasing spigot but no water came out of the shower head. Adam thought "dude what the hell?" he turned the cold and hot water spigots several times and even the bath-to-shower switch yet no water came out. Adam said angrily "what the fuck, do I have to take a bath in the sink?!" A knock was heard at the door. Adam wrapped his naked ass in a towel and opened the door, it was Robin standing in the doorway holding his nose so he wouldn't have to smell Adams b.o. (body odor) Adam asked "hey Robin, you mind tellin' me why I got no water in my shower?" Robin said in a nasally sort of voice "sorry dude, forgot to tell ya. There's some weird clog in the water pipes that leads to yours, Starfires, and Beast Boys room." Adam said "great, where am I gonna take a shower?" Robin said "there's a shower room with about three stalls down the hall, you can go take a shower there." Adam said "thanks dude" he disappeared into his bathroom and came out with a rack with his body soap, salon purchased shampoo and conditioner, and a scrubber looking thing. Adam gave a salute to Robin who was still holding his nose "catch ya in a few" he walked into the shadows of the dark Titans Tower. Robin let go of his nose and breathed deeply, gagging like he was about to throw up. After getting fresh air back into his lunges Robin thought "god, if he's gonna smell like a wet dog whenever he works too much do we even want him to be a part of this team? Ahh I'm sure we'll adapt to it. Wait isn’t there only one stall working in the spare bathroom and didn't Starfire say she was gonna use it...ahhh who cares" he walked back into the living room. Adam heard him gagging and asked himself "god damn do I smell THAT bad? Whatever."


(Now this part contains lime, as in it has soft core sexual preferences. Please if you do not like sexual things or just don't like lime than either stop reading or skip this part)
Shortly after he made it to the hallway bathroom, the door had a thin wooden slab with the same engraved man and woman
silhouette that you'd normally find on public bathrooms. Snickering at it he pushed open the swinging door and walked in
casually. But the minute he got in the sound of rushing water made the wrestling wonder stop in his tracks. Adam thought "oh
fuck" he thought of the person who was most likely taking a shower. The possibility of who it most likely was made him sweat
and tense up. If his memory served him right he remembered Robin, Da n00blar, Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven were all in the
living room and since all of them with the acception of Beast Boy had working showers they had no use to be in here. Adam
came to one conclusion "St...Starfire" he thought. The way a small cloud of steam was pouring out from the stall she was
using signified she had recently started bathing Adam stiffened up like a board, and he could feel an erection forming below
his waist. Adams mind was in a complete frenzy, he had no idea whether to just walk into the stall she was using and surprise
her or just walk out. He thought "ok dude, it's nothing to freak about. One of your best friends who just happens to be the
coolest, most awesome girl you've ever met is naked in the shower. Now [gulp] don't do anything you'll regret just get the
hell out of here and wait untill she finishes than take your own shower. Ok, slowly move your legs." he tried to move
back but his feet felt like they were caught in wet quick drying cement. But Adam was able to slowly trudge his way through
the imaginary cement, sweating and feeling hotter than hell. The only thing that made the slow trip back to the door kind of
worse was the fact that Starfire was humming, using her sweet voice that seemed to echo in the bathroom over the rushing
water. It made the small boys knees feel weak and his heart felt like it skipped a few beats as he listened to Starfire. He
was having so much fun listening to her however that he didn't realize he was within an inch of the swinging door. His back
slammed into the door, making a huge thump as his body struck the steal door. The door only opened into the bath room so he
had no fear of falling into the hallway. As if the thunk of the door wasn't enough Adam lost his grip on the rack and it
dropped out of his hand, crashing onto the tile floor, all of its contents flying out. "Oh shit" thought Adam as he leaned
against the door.


Starfire heard the noise and asked in a shaken and startled voice "huh? Who is there?" The damp girl opened the sliding glass
shower door, poking her head out she checked to see who it was. To her utter surprise and to her pleasure it was Adam.
Starfire said in her average, nothing out of the ordinary cheery voice "oh Adam, I did not hear you come in. What are you
doing in the residual bathroom facility? Is your shower unusable also?" Adam stuttered, in an attempt to pick up his bathing
resources "uhh yeah it is Starfire. The other Titans made plans that we were going to go out to a dance club tonight and I
thought I'd take a shower to wash my funk. And Robin said these ones worked so I came in to kiss one...I mean use one and
since I can see the other two are free I think I'll suck one of them...I mean use one of them!!!" Starfire found his use of
fast speech and his talk of kissing and sucking rather odd. Starfire tilted her head questioningly and said "but did Robin
not tell you, the showering cubicle I am occupying is the only working one in this facility." Adam went absolutely pale, and
his whole body tensed up "that jack off" he thought as his fist tightened up, thinking of punching Robins lights out for
making him look like a friggin' idiot in front of Starfire. Adam said, smiling weirdly in an attempt to make it seem like
nothing was going on "well I guess I'll just wait 'till your done" he gathered up his soap and said "see ya" he tried to open
the door but was beckoned by Starfire. "Wait Adam" she said. He froze in place. Pale, and blushing nervously his head turned
around to face her. He said between nervously gritted teeth "y...yes." She smiled sweetly "to save time why not the two of us
bathe together?" That request literally made Adams heart stop, even though he was the Heart Break Kid Jr. who knew exactly
how to talk to, treat, and charm women Starfire had a quality that changed him from the little heart breaker to a nervous,
and stammering freak. He said "y...you mean u...us?! T...t...together?! Sh...sh...showering together?!" Starfire couldn't
understand why he was stammering, she found nothing wrong with bathing with her best friend whom she really liked as
more than a friend. "Yes" she nodded, blushing slightly. "Will you take me up on my offer" Starfire asked. Adam mindlessly
nodded "sure" he somewhat regretted those words and somewhat appreciated his brain for making him say them. Starfire smiled
"wonderfull Adam, now I will be waiting for you." She closed the door, giving him some privacy to rid himself of the towel
around his waist. Adam walked a short distance in front of Starfires stall and blushed even more at the site of her
sillhouette through the stained glass door. He set the rack of bathing articles down on the floor and draped the towel over a
towel rack. But not wanting to expose himself to Starfire he grabbed a hand towel and wrapped it around his waist. Adam
breathed deeply and thought "all right man, don't do anything stupid" he grabbed his rack of bathing materials and opened the
shower door , Starfires back was turned to him so he walked in.


When Starfire heard the door close she turned to meet an embarrassed looking Adam. She said "oh, I am very pleased that you
wish to join me Adam" she noticed he was looking down at his feet and asked "Adam why do you not look at my face, and why are
you wearing a hand towel around your waist?" Adam stuttered "well I...don't wanna see.... umm... and I want to cover up my
..." he thought "that is such a lie dude, you sooo want to grab her breasts and show your dick, wait why would I want to do
that I mean its not like I want a sexual relationship with her right?" Starfire patted his shoulder and said "do not worry
Adam, for I understand. You do not need to to explain" actually she didn't completely understand, only a little. Starfire
turned around and said "is this acceptable Adam?" He lifted his completely red face to see what had happened and see that
she had her back turned to him, her sparkling ruby hair draping over her shoulders and back, her moistened skin glistening in
the florescent light. Adam nodded "yeah I guess..." Starfire turned and nodded back, she caught a glimpse of his embarrassed
yet funny look. Giggling, she grabbed a bottle of some unknown substance and handed it to Adam. She asked "Adam do you mind
using the soap substance in that bottle to clean my back, I cannot seem to reach it" Adam said "uhh sure Starfire" he
squirted a glob onto his hands and rubbed it until he had a fine lather in his hands. Reluctantly at first he pressed his
hands against the back of Starfire and started rubbing up and down her long, slender back. He looked down at her exposed butt
and thought "whoa, nice ass" while rubbing his hands against her back he felt her soft, flawless skin, pruned slightly from
the water. H As Adam rubbed the soap on her back his tension loosened and he began to actually enjoy washing Starfire. He
thought "you know this isn't so bad, not only am I getting rid of my funk but I'm also with Starfire. He he maybe if I speed
things up....no! No way!! That never works, just keep cool." Starfire inwardly moaned as Adam strong hands caressed her
back, she said "Adam do you mind washing my shoulders to?" He replied "sure, no problem." He moved up to her slender
shoulders and started rubbing them with the soap. Gently yet firmly he rubbed her shoulders and arms, even giving her neck a
small massage.


Everything Adam was doing Starfire loved, she could not believe someone called "the Heart Break Kid Jr", and "the wrestling
wonder" could be so gentle and caring. Her knees suddenly felt weak and she slowly dropped onto the tile floor, Adam followed
and continued to clean the accessible areas of her body. There was silence among the two teens as only the running water
beating down on their faces could be heard. Starfire thought "he is amazing, he would never adore me." Adam thought "god she
is amazing, she'd never go for a dude like me." They sat in silence for awhile, Adam washing Starfires until her back area
shined like a new penny. Starfire said "Adam may I ask another favor?" "Sure what is it" he replied. "May you also clean my
front" "sure he said. The boy reached around and started washing her abdominal area and oblique area with his bare hands,
thinking "god she is so soft, I've never felt anything like her before." Starfire said, enjoying Adams care to her stomach
region "Adam may you also wash my grebnacks?" (see "Fear Itself") Adam didn't understand what she just said, he only knew
enough Tamaranean to ask where the bathroom was and to say somebody get this thing off of me. Adam said, keeping his hands at
her sides "uhh what are those Starfire?" Starfire gently grabbed his hands in her own and pulled him forward so his front was
right against her her back. Adam inwardly gasped and gritted his teeth in surprise. Starfire said "they are right here" she
moved his hands up to her chest area and made him cup her breasts with his hands.


Adam inwardly gasped, his heart getting caught in his throat as he felt a trickle of blood run down his left nose nostril. (
kinda like something out of Tenchi Muyo, god I love that anime) Starfire said "do you have a problem with this Adam? I
understand human modesty but on Tamaran there is nothing wrong with a male touching a females breasts so do not be alarmed."
Adam barely heard what she said through the running water and his own wild thoughts. He knew this was totally weird and
immoral yet totally awesome. Not wanting to upset or freak Starfire out Adam complied with her request and started rubbing
his soapy hands over her breasts. Even though the small boy couldn't see what he was stroking over Starfires shoulder he
knew he was rubbing and touching her warm, fully developed rack. Starfire was also experiencing very odd yet incredibly good
feelings from Adam touching her chest. Several minutes after Adam finished soaping up Starfires body from head to toe without
getting a glimpse of her front, inwardly cursing and thanking himself for not looking at her boobs or her vagina. Starfire
said as she looked at Adam and rinsed herself with the removable shower head "Adam thank you very much for helping me wash my
body. You are very gentle yet very strong. And you knew all the ways to give me such a joyous feeling." Adam smiled and said
"no problem Starfire, I was happy to give you a hand. And I was happy to make you feel good to...without using drugs."
Starfire shivered "oooooh I cannot stand drugs, the very thought of the substance makes me wish to die." Adam nodded
seriously "yeah I know, I can't stand people who think wrestlers use drugs. We work hard all our eyes to get in the kind of
shape we're in. Dudes may have taken things like steroids in the 1960s err something but that’s in the past." "Yes you have
told me of that conspiracy and I to think it is horrible." Adam said "yeah. Remember everyone, never do drugs cuz no matter
where you do them or how you do them you always get caught and your ass gets sent to jail." Starfire said "I do not think
giving a public service announcement while we are bathing together is such a good idea Adam." He replied "yeah your right,
nobody wants words of wisdom from a naked dude and girl in a shower."


Starfire finished rinsing the soap off her body, making her already beautiful orange body shine like a recently washed spoon.
Starfire sat in front of Adam with her legs neatly tucked under her body and handed Adam her own shampoo and conditioner and
said "now may you please rub that in my hair Adam, I would greatly appreciate it." Adam took the bottles of shampoo and
conditioner and read the labeling, raising an eyebrow questioningly at the brand he said "uhh Starfire" "yes" she replied,
looking back at him. Adam said "this shampoo and conditioner isn't right for you. For great hair like yours you need the good
stuff like the kind I use. Here I'll let you use it." He reached for his salon purchased shampoo and conditioner. He said as
Starfire still sat in front of him "this kind of product is really good, it'll make your hair feel and look better than you
could ever imagine." He opened the bottle of shampoo and squirted some onto his hand. He created a fine lather and started
professionally rubbing it onto Starfires scalp, gently massaging it onto her head. He ran his finger through her hair,
getting a feel of the softness and smell that drove him wild, covering all of her hair in the shampoo. Starfire sat silently,
letting Adam work a hair stylist magic on her hair with his own shampoo and conditioner. She tilted her head back when Adam
told her to and she could feel something on his waist poking against the back of her head. She knew it was on his waist since
he was pretty short compared to her, hell when they both stood up straight his head was the same height as her chest. (hes
got the best view in all of Titans Tower) Starfire was completley unaware that Adam had finished coating her hair in his
special shampoo and conditioner, being absorbed in her own thoughts she didn't realize he was rinsing the foamy substance off
her head. "And there ya go" said Adam, replacing the removable shower head on its caddie. Starfire turned to him as he smiled
sweetly and said "now once you get out and dry your hair, be sure to brush it exactly like this" he ran his fingers through
her hair to give her an idea, the contact of his fingers in her mane caused Starfire to squirm. Adam said "if you do it like
that your hair will be a vision of beauty..." he thought about his next words, and blushed at the thought "much like you."
Starfire blushed a deep scarlet and said "thank you Adam" she rose up, giving Adam another view of her perfect ass. Adam
asked "so are ya done" She turned her head back to him and said "actually Adam I thought since you bathed me I figured I
would bathe you in return." Adam blushed and backed up toward the wall and stammered "well n...I mean yea...I mean if you
want to, that would be cool" Starfire grinned her enchanting smile and said "glorious, now shall we switch positions?" Adam
shivered at that term but said "yeah sure" Adam walked over to the wall next to him while Starfire turned, still keeping her
back to him and walked behind him, he caught a short glance of her shapely breast silhouette. Adam walked in front so the
water was jetting mainly on him and instructed Starfire to use the his shower items, to which she obliged.


As Starfire was rubbing his soap against his strong, and broad back, she felt every single shapely muscle. Starfire swooned
"oh Adam you are so muscular" she wrapped her arms around him and started washing his abs "and such a great abdominal area"
Adam said, blushing peacefully from the heat of the water and Starfires touch "thanks Star, I appreciate your compliments
cuz I really work out a lot" "ohh I agree" said Starfire rubbing his bulging arms. "No drugs incorporated by this wrestler"
they both chuckled at her little crack on bad substances and wrestling history. Starfire slowly finished scrubbing him with
the soap, mimicking the way he soaped up her body; gently, and delicately. As she finished washing his neck, getting ready to
wash his waist, Adam suddenly rose up and started rinsing the soap off, giving Starfire a view of his ass covered by the
hand towel. That's when Starfire began to wonder, as Adam rubbed the soap into his legs, Starfire pondered why he even had the towel on and why he hadn't taken it off throughout the entire bathing session. Starfire asked as she stood up and looked at the back of Adams wet head "umm Adam" he replied "yeah Starfire" as he shook his hand free of a few remaining soap suds.
Starfire said "may I ask you why you are wearing that hand towel around your waist?" Adam froze, he literally had zero idea
on how to tell her, he couldn't possibly have told her he wanted to conceal his dick from her, she may have not even known
what a dick was. And knowing her she would want to pry into it further, and if she found out about things like that she could
lose her innocense and that was the very last thing he wanted because that was one of the things he liked best about her. "No
reason" said a profusely blushing Adam "I just wanted to because...because" he was cut off as Starfire tried to pull it off.
She said "But to fully clean yourself of all dirt particles you must wash the area below your waist" Adam pulled the towel
back and said "no Starfire it's ok" "but you must" said Starfire trying to pull it "no" said Adam "yes" said Starfire "NO" he
shouted "YES" she shouted back, they both became involved in a pulling match. Adam was trying to keep his towel on while
Starfire tried to pull it off. The two flung about the small shower, bumping into the walls and the door, nearly knocking it
off. Starfire was finally able to back Adam into one of the corners and pull the towel clean off.


Adam braced himself for the worst as his naked body was fully exposed to Starfire, she herself was looking to see what he had
to hide, nothing except his four and a half inch appendage that to her was an odd shape. (that's his non erection size, wait
to see his hard on size) Starfire asked "Adam, what is that in the middle of your waist?" Adam stuttered "well it's a...uhh
...it's a...." Starfire said "is that your penis" Adam lurched back, he had no idea she even knew the word penis. He nodded,
she said "is that all you had to hide? Oh I do not mind seeing your male organ Adam" she patted his head reassuringly "you
don't" he said. Starfire shook her head "no, it is just an odd shape from what I have seen in what are they called...sex
education classes on my home planet" she bent down, and poked it with her index finger, making Adam squirm against the wall.
She looked up at him and said "please tell me why a earth males penis looks different from a tamaranan males penis." Adam
thought this was a little weird but found no problem in give her a few facts. "Ok, first tell me what a tamaranean dudes
thing looks like" said Adam. Starfire nodded and said "well for instance a tamaranean penis does not have this bulbous
looking tip, they are not as vainy as yours appears to be, and they are much thicker and longer than yours is, and tamaranean
males do not have this odd appendage" she rubbed his ball sac to show what she meant. Groaning from Starfire touching his dick, his ball sac,and from using his strength to keep from getting an embarrassing erection (that would probably need some intense ass muscular control if you ask me) and said "well the tip of my penis or dick, schlong, talliwager, and cock as some people like to call it is called the head. When earth guys are born their head is covering by a layer of skin covering called foreskin but when and if they get it cut off or circumcised the head is exposed, the hole on the tip is what we use to release urin or piss." Starfire nodded, Adam continued "and for the size, well it doesn't look so big cuz I don't have an erection" Starfire asked, confused "what is an erection" "an erection is when the dick grows bigger or gets erected, I think the deal is the muscles in it get bigger" Starfire asked "how is it possible to get an erection" Adam sweat dropped "I don't think now is the time or Later that night the Teen Titans took the T Car to the warehouse dance club by the bay. (same one from "Sisters" as usual)
Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy were of course dancing with just about every girl they could find, Raven hiding in the shadows
or as close to shadows as a pile of crates were, Da n00blar was sitting at the bar looking for Raven and turning down a bunch
of girls who wanted to dance with him. Adam and Starfire were both dancing together, and doing quite well to. Adam was Skillfully moving his feet along the ground, watching Starfires movements as he danced within a foot of her body. Adam was an experienced dancer because when he was first training to become a wrestler his mentor in wrestling had him take dancing lessons. (In my mind wrestling is a combination of fighting, dancing, mat wrestling, and martial arts) Starfire danced as expertly as Adam, enchanted by his movements she followed his lead flawlessly, doing some things she never even thought she could do. Dancing was another thing Starfire took upon herself to learn after the incident with her sister, she got lessons privately from instructional cds, videos, and books. It was one of the things she immediately got good at. Everyone cleared a huge space for Adam and Starfire as they continued to boogy to the fast and upbeat song blasting through the enormous Sony speakers in the club. Da n00blar chuckled as he sat at the bar, sipping a Dr. Pepper "he he way to go HBK Jr." Finally the song ended everyone in the crowd cheered and clapped for Adam and Starfire, telling them through their cheers how awesome they were. Adam walked over to Starfire, gasping for breath and saying "phew, whoa Starfire that was great. Where did you learn to dance like that?" Starfire said as she blushed and gasped for air "I learned in private, you were also very good. You were like a professional." Adam rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment and said "thanks, I picked it up when I first started training."


The DJ spoke "you go dudes, well now were gonna...." a bunch of sparks started flying out of his equipment "whoa, oh boy, damn this old system it keeps breakin' down on me!" The DJ reached over his console and grabbed a ball pean hammer, he started hitting it with the hammer but more and more sparks began to fly out, eventually the whole sound system released so many sparks that it caught fire. People ran frantically, screaming as the flames spread all over the place. Robin yelled over every bodies screams "Titans we gotta do something!" "Yeah but what" said Beast Boy."I got it, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Starfire, Raven and I will try to control the crowd. Adam, Da N00blar can the both of you find a way to put out those flames?" They both nodded "okay now Teen Titans go!" They went off to do their jobs, Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven, and Beast Boy were trying to herd the crowd toward the exit while Adam and Da N00blar tried to find something to douse the flames. Da N00blar said "what do we got on hand" "we only got soda and beer" said Adam. Just then he spotted a couple hoses "hey lets hook up those hoses to the taps and spray those flames." "Right." They attached the hoses to the bear and soda taps and sprayed the flames, slowly shortening them. Soon they were able to completely douse the fire. Afterward people started to come back in, they all seemed disappointed beside the fact that they all survived without getting injured, they said "oh man parties over" "music gone, this blows" "I was just about to score to" "shit lets just go home" and some people started leaving. Adam whispered "hey uhh you brought your drums?" "Yeah the portable one, why?" "What do you say we rock these dudes socks off, Teen Titans Underground style" "I like the way you think" said Da N00blar. They quickly dashed out the back and came back in with their instruments. Adam grabbed a microphone and said to the people "hey where you all going" the people who were walking out stopped and turned to them. Adam said "As my good pal Robin said in episode one 'Final Exam' this isn't over, until we say it is." People walked back onto the dance floor. Adam said "what song should we play?" Da N00blar looked out into the crowd and found Raven in the back "lets do 'the End of Everything'" "uhh isn't that the theme to that douche bag Raven, he sucks, the only time he was remotely good was back in WCW." Da N00blar said "yeah but Ravens out there and I wanted to do a song for her." Adam smiled and nodded "oh I got ya" He said into the microphone "okay everybody me and my bud here are gonna play the song "the End of Everything." Everyone cheered and roared. Da N00blar said "and this ladies and gents is my dedication to the Teen Titan, Raven. She's uhh in the back, shine a spotlight on her." The spotlight started shining down on different people, Da N00blar said "uhh no farther back, farther, more right, there, now to the left, no no to the right now, no dammit slowly to the left, jeez what do we got a friggin' monkey working the spotlight? Lock it, now slowly to the right and....okay right there. There she is." The spot light shone brightly on Raven, she shielded her eyes because of the overall brightness. Da N00blar said "hey dim it down man your gonna blind her, jeez it’s a monkies ass working the spotlight. Well anyway this song is dedicated to you Raven, okay Adam lets hit it!" They started playing as best as they could without bass or anything else they needed.


"[crow calls]
You will not waste my time
I will do anything
I want to anyway
This will be the end of everything that you know
I know we're killing for the raven so here we go
Don't even try to hold me down
Watch me
Be afraid
This is the way that it is
Get ready here I come
Dropping down on you
Don't want and try to run
And when I'm finished with you
Watch me
Be afraid
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid
Afraid!
Raven
You will not waste my time
I will do anything
I want to anyway
This will be the end of everything that you know
I know we're killing for the raven so here we go
Don't even try to hold me down
Watch me
Be afraid
This is the way that it is
Get ready here I come
Dropping down on you
Don't want and try to run
And when I'm finished with you
Watch me
Be afraid
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one
I do not fear
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
I do not fear
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
I do not fear
Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one
Raven
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
Raven
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)
(Have you ever been afraid of someone?
I've never been afraid of no one)"


The people in the building roared and cheered, the whole building practically shook. Da N00blar looked in the back and found Raven smiling and clapping. Da N00blar came off the stage, fought off zealous fans and made his way to Raven. He said "So uhh what did you think?" Raven said "a command performance Da N00blar" "thanks, say this is getting crowded, you want to go somewhere...private?" "I guess" said Raven "the others will be busy for awhile." "Yeah Adams got a couple more songs everybody wants him to play so shall we?" "Yes" said Raven. As Da n00blar and Raven walked out Da n00blar turned and gave his friend on stage a wink and a thumbs up, Adam returns him with a second thumbs up knowing what the night could have in store for his best friend. Adam went back to the audience who were giving their attention to him while he was on the stage and had his guitar in hand. Adam said "all righty than, now that I'm alone and my friend is gonna get lucky, and get lucky with an awesome babe how 'bout a few solos?" Every person in the club including the remaining Titans cheered, signaling that they were ecstatic about the idea. Starfire was especially excited, she had heard Adam play a few solos in private but she had never heard him in full force and this was going to be better than great, it was going to be fantastic.


Over the course of an entire hour, by that time Da n00blar and Raven already confessed their love for each other and were back at the Titans Tower. (see "When Two Sorcerers Meet") Adam played an entire array of different guitar solos, some well known and loved among tons of people in the club. He gave his own versions of solos from various bands like Nirvana, AC/DC, Van Halen, Led Zepplin, and Black Sabbath, and even playing a few songs as best as he could without any synthesization, bass, or drums. As he completed his twentieth solo and his longest of the night everyone cheered as whistled, admiring his expertise on the electric guitar. Adam said into the microphone, cracking his chapped and aching fingers "thank you, thank you all. Right, those are solos from the guitar of HBK Jr. Well I'm running low on songs and solos to sing, plus my playing hand hurts like hell so I've got one more for you. It's an oldie from the days of old WWF that's also the theme song of one of WWE Picture's first movies. Ladies and germs I hope you all enjoy 'No Hold Barred'." Everyone gave a loud cheer than went silent as he began to play the song.


[You only learn where you are inside, when life gives you the test
Will you back down, turn and run, or stand up with the best?
When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
Will run for the door...will you run out on me like it's hard?
It's no holds barred (no holds barred)]

[Most people only know the easy way, they'll always close their eyes
Will make the same excuses, will you buy into their lies?
What will you do, what are you born to say?
Will you measure up...when people make it so hard
With no holds barred... ]

[You have to stand your ground when someone's standing in your way
You have to be a stronger man, each and every day]

[I look at you and see what you've been through, and it's all because of me
Brother you know you make me proud, you gave me something to believe,
But it's my turn now, I won't let you down,
Gonna make things right, turn it all around
Love goes far...when it's no holds barred...]

[But it's my turn now, I won't let you down,
Gonna make things right, turn it all around
Love goes far...when it's no holds barred!]


Adam gave a bow and handed his guitar to the DJ, telling him to hold it until he came back for it and leapt off the stage, he was hoping to go talk to Starfire and get her opinion on his mini show, since her opinion mattered most to him but before he could even get close a swarm of fans, women and men alike who were fans of the bands who made the solos he played, of his playing, and his wrestling career crowded around him and started bombarding him with questions. Starfire was aware of this, she wanted to speak to Adam and congratulate him on how well he played but she could see he was busy with the unwanted crowd so she sighed heavily and walked off, oblivious to the fact that Adam was calling her name over the crowd. Adam took a grueling ten minutes to shake off the people and try to look for Starfire but everywhere he turned he couldn't find hide nor hair of the tall, ruby haired beauty. Luckily he was able to find at least a couple familiar faces. Cyborg was out of site but Robin and Beast Boy were around. Adam asked Beast Boy who was talking/flirting with a really hot blond, green eyed if he saw Starfire, but Beast Boys response was to piss off because he was trying to score. Even though Adam wanted to beat the crap out of Beast Boy or say something semi humiliating but he had other things to worry about so he went to find Robin who was talking/flirting with some really hot looking red headed chick. "Hey Robin" said Adam, Robin turned in his direction and acknowledged his friend "oh hey Adam. Great show by the way, this is Natalie" he presented the girl she was talking to, she waved at Adam and congratulated him for his performance while she held her cup of unknown liquid in her hand. (this chick is based on another chick with the same name in a fic created by my friend Grace. Yes the Grace from the dare fic) Adam said "yeah that's great, have you seen Starfire?" Robin rubbed his chin for a minute, trying to jog any memories of Starfires whereabouts but nothing turned up "sorry dude, haven't seen her since you finished your mini concert" was his response. "What are you in love with her" said Robin jokingly, knowing Adam clearly had the hots for Starfire. Adam blushed and shrugged "maybe." Natalie said "you mean the one Teen Titan who shoots those green energy balls and flies?" "Yeah" nodded Adam. Natalie pointed to the roof "she went up there, she looked kinda sad" Adam said worriedly "thanks" and dashed off. Robin called out "don't get too frisky you here" he smiled and chuckled jokingly. Adam ignored it and climbed a few stairwells to a ladder leading to a hatch on the roof. He climbed it and opened the door, feeling the cool night air rush through his hair as he peaked out. He found Starfire sitting with her back toward him near the side, staring out into the full moon.


Starfire sat with her legs folded close to her body, as she listened to the pounding bass inside the club and stared blankly at the moon, unaware that Adam was closing in on her. She sighed heavily and said as two distant objects, possibly shooting stars dotted across the sky "he has his fans, like he would wish to talk to me" Adam said as he stood behind Starfire "of course I want to talk to you Starfire" she jerked in surprise and looked up to see Adams remarkable, smiling face. Starfire blushed and dug her head into her knees "hello Adam" she said. Adam asked "can I sit down" Starfire said "uh huh" Adam nodded and sat in the same position she was in. The two sat in silence for awhile, the sound of the muffled music pounding their ear drums inside the club, the silence broke when Adam said "so did you enjoy the show" Starfire nodded and said "oh yes, I loved it Adam. You are a great musician, wrestler, and crime fighter. I enjoyed the music projected by your instrument of glorious sound." Adam laughed at her innocense "thank Starfire, it means a lot to me that you like my music." Starfire asked surprisingly "it does" "yup" nodded Adam. They sat in silence again, looking mindlessly at each other. Adam asked "why did you leave when all those people crowded around me, I wanted to talk to you?" Starfires expression changed from happiness to sorrow as she said "I figured you would want to talk to the people who like you, I am no different from any of them, in fact they are probably better to talk to than I am." Adam looked at her with his jaw hung open, how could she have thought of him like that. Adam said "that's not true Starfire" she looked at him. "Those people are all just fans, they're no different from anyone on the streets. Oh sure fans are cool but they're just fans, they don't compare to friends and family. And Starfire, nobody I know is more fun or cool to talk to than you are. Your one of the greatest girls I've ever met Starfire, I love nothing more than to talk to you Starfire. Trust me on that." Starfire blushed as her spirits were suddenly lifted sky high "thank you Adam, no one has ever said anything so nice and reassuring to me before" Adam said "are you kidding me? Every time someone talks to you they should talk about how great you are" "huh" said Starfire. Adam said "well you shouldn't go fishing for compliments every time you talk to someone cuz that's a bad habit but still your so gad damn cool that everyone should acknowledge that. The way you act, the way you talk, the way you treat people, it's unbelievable, your amazing Starfire." Starfire was blushing like crazy, she couldn't believe every word Adam was saying to her, the way he spoke, his tone of voice reassured her that everything he said, he meant. Starfire said "Adam....no one has ever told me that, am I truly as amazing as you say I am" Adam nodded "I don't wanna sound like a broken record but absolutely" he stood up and looked down on her. Starfire giggled and stood up next to him, wiping dirt particles off her butt that accumulated on her while she was sitting. Starfire said "you are more amazing Adam, you are the most perfect earth inhabitant I have ever met. So caring, so thoughtful, so wonderful in everything. I have yet to meet someone such as you Adam" he blushed the same way she did and said "aww thanks Starfire, no ones ever said things like that to me before" they stood in silence one again, standing and staring deeply into each others emerald eyes. Suddenly another song kicked up in the club, this one was a slow song, and a recognizable one to HBK Jr. Adam said "oh my god, I know this song. This is the song for my mentors first farewell from wrestling." Starfire said "ooh is that the song they played for him when he had to retire for eight years from wrestling because of horrible back injuries?" Adam said "yup, you got it Starfire. Hey, care to dance" he stuck out his hand invitingly. Starfire looked at his hand and said "I would love to, but is it not customary to do a waltz dance when a slow song is playing?" Adam nodded "yeah, why?" Starfire blushed worriedly and said "I do not know how to do that, I'm afraid I may be clumsy." Adam shrugged "it's ok Starfire, I 'm not to good at that dance either but I can show you how to do it" "umm ok" said Starfire, extending her hand to grab his. Adam gently seized her hand and pulled Starfires body close to his, making her inwardly shriek and blush brightly. Adam said, feeling a little nervous because of Starfires body close to his "ok, first we extend one of our arms out" they both held each others left arms out "and you put your arm on my shoulder" Starfire did so, making Adam shiver at her touch. Adam said, as he started to sweat like crazy "and than I put my hand on your hip" his hand slowly snaked its way around her waist and he held her there gently. Starfire shivered at the contact of his hard hand against her exposed hip. They stood that way until the lyrics began to kick up. (Yes this is "Tell Me a Lie", it came from the old days when Shawn Michaels had to retire from wrestling because of his bad back injuries, too many dare devil stunts)


[I've known you all my life
At least that's how it seems
Never known another way
Living on a dream
Now I know you're leaving me and I'll never understand
Before I let you walk away, I have one last demand]


Adam and Starfire danced extremely close together, Adam had to stand on the very tips of his toes to be able to make eye contact with Starfire because he was much shorter than Starfire but he didn't mind it, standing on his toes was a simple matter because he took ballet during his wrestling training. He enjoyed dancing with Starfire, she was really good, he had danced with a few girls in his life but they were dead weight compared to Starfire, she knew exactly what she was doing.


[Tell me a lie and say that you won't go
Look in my eyes and hold me even though
I realize you had to walk away
No more yesterday]


Starfire was enjoying dancing with Adam greatly, his body felt so warm, and so strong against hers. The feeling Starfire was getting from him being so close to Adam was unbelievable, never before had she felt such a wondrous feeling in her entire life. It was a feeling of joy, of happiness, and love. "Love" starfire thought "could it possibly be love that I am feeling for Adam?" They continued to dance, Starfire stared at Adams beautifully handsome face, his smile and the touch of his callised, rock hard fingers drove her wild. "Yes" thought Starfire "I cannot deny it any longer, I love Adam." Adam thought as he bent over and dipped Starfire ever so gently, careful not to drop her from his grip. He thought as he pulled her back to a vertical base and ran his fingers through her soft, silky hair "go she is so awesome, I never thought I would meet a girl like her, she's the best EVER. I don't know how anyone can find a better girl than her." He stared mindlessly and lovingly at her, mindlessly smiling dreamily at her. "Who the fuck am I kidding" he thought "I love her, the HBK Jr. is in love."


[You always were my angel
Flying high above
Always looking out for me
Angel that I love
But now my dreams are fadin like age-old photographs
That hurt too much to look at now, remind us of our past]


Adam accidently stepped on Starfires foot, and scrapped her shin with the steal on the end of his boot, making her growl "ouch." Adam said "oh sorry" he bent down to inspect her leg "did I hurt you?" His voice expressed huge concern, Starfire said as the minimal pain died "it is ok, after all you did say you were inexperienced at this form of dance" Adam said "yeah I did say that, you wanna keep going?" Starfire blushed and nodded "yes I do Adam, this is so much...fun" she struggled to find the appropriate word to explain how happy she was feeling. Fun was no where near enough to describe how joyfull she felt. They both went back to dancing. Starfires arm found its way from resting on Adams shoulder to circling around his neck, pulling his body closer to her. Starfire ran her fingers through Adams hair and neck, loving the feel of his oak colored locks and his strong neck. Adam blushed as she pulled him closer to her, a bead of sweat running down his forehead as his hand found its way from Starfires exposed back to her face, gingerly caressing her cheek like some fine cloth. His hand went from stocking her face to running his fingers through her long ruby locks. They both continued to dance to the song, taking in every bit of the essence released by each other.


[Maybe we could stay together
Maybe it could last forever
Maybe if you just tell me a lie
Maybe then, we'll never say...goodbye]


The minute the song ended the two teens stood in silence, staring lovingly at each other, not even thinking of diverting their sights. Adam and Starfire thought as time seemed to stand still, and the entire world seemed to dissappear before their very eyes "I love him/her." The brisk wind flew through them, and the cold night air caressed their slender forms. The two teens hugged closer, pressing their chests together, and starfire rested her head on Adams shoulder. (remember Adam is still on his toes) Adam finally spoke as the crickets chirped their nightly tune "Starfire" "yes Adam" she replied. They both stared at each other again, Adam lowered himself so he was fully back on his feet and he continued to idly stare at Starfire. Then on a wild impulse the two love struck teenagers closed their eyes and moved in to kiss. Suddenly the moment was interrupted when another song started up inside the club, a rather loud and up tempo song. Adam and Starfire broke off embarrassingly, mentally cursing themselves for not continuing. Adam said, blushing so much his entire face was red "uhhh...that was good, dancing with you is great Starfire. Wanna head back into the club? "Uh huh" said Starfire, blushing at a degree equal to his. Adam held open the hatch for Starfire and they walked back into the club, the awkward moment lingering in their minds throughout the entire night.place to talk about that" Starfire wondered why but instead said "ok, go on. Tell me what this sack thing is below your penis." Adam said "that's kinda what it's called. It's called a sac and in it are two important orbs of the male body called testicles or balls or nuts as some people like to call 'em. Their one of the basic parts needed for us humans to reproduce. Cuz the testicles manufacture and hold special kinds of cells called sperm cells." Starfire said "I know of these cells, tamaranean males create this type of cell but it is held inside the body" Adam said "hmm that's a little odd but that's basically the earthling dick" Starfire nodded "thank you for giving me that information Adam, it has helped me to understand more about normal humans" Adam smiled "no problemo Starfire. Happy to be of service" he than noticed her kneel in front of his dick and squirting a bit of soap in her hands. "Uhh what are you doing" asked a nervous Adam. Starfire said "I am taking the liberty of cleaning your penis err...dick for it has yet to be cleaned" Adam said "well uhh...." he was cut off as Starfire already began rubbing his thing with the soap.


Gently and cautiously, Starfire worked the soap onto his tool, treating it like a fine sheet of silk. Not only that but she
reached around and also rubbed soap on Adams butt, feeling the toneness of his gleuts. Adam was both enjoying himself and was
having pain. This was really weird because never had a girl even come near him as to touch his dick but to be washing it and
it only being like three inches from her face made him feel really weird. He was in pain because he was using up a lot of
strength just to keep from getting an erection, still trying to control himself he was already half hard, his dick becoming
six inches long, Starfire didn't notice this however so she continued. Eventually Starfire finished and helped rinse off the
soap with handfuls of water. Getting all the soap off, Starfire smiled and lightly kissed the head of his prick, making Adam
jerk upward. It wasn't actually a real kiss, her lips merely brushed up against it. Rising up to meet Adams eye level, and
getting a stunned expression from him. Starfire smiled innocently as she looked down at the boy and said "I am finished here
Adam, I will be returning to my room to put on a new set of clothing before we all go on our outing tonight" Adam nodded,
keeping the stunned expression as Starfire walked out, Adam could see her through the stained glass door as she picked up her
towel, dried herself off, than wrap it around her body before she walked out, leaving the freaked out wrestling wonder to
process a few things. Adam shook the thoughts out of his head and finished his shower by shampooing and conditioning his
hair. Afterward Adam ventured back to his room where he finishing drying off. While in his room he rubbed some deodorant in
his arm pits, pimple antibiotics on his face, some gell in his hair to brush it to the point of Heart Break Kid perfection,
than he brushed his teeth, and gargled a swig of mouth wash. Finishing up with bathroom duties his next duty was to throw on
a pair of clothes. First his broken heart boxers, than a pair of snow white tights with the signature silver broken hearts,
next came a shirt. He picked one of his mentors old promotional shirts. Black with two red hearts stuck together and two
swords going through both of them at once with the words "Adam Hyonic: Heart Break Kid Jr" in a banner under the hearts. Next
came the vest; he decided to go with a black vest, opened only in the front with vertical silver studs running through it and
a huge picture of a broken silver heart on the back. He than wrapped some tape on his wrists, put on a pair of socks, and
laced up his steal toed boots. Fully clothed, H.B.K. Jr was ready to paint the town with his buds. Adam inspected himself in a full length mirror on his closet door and said "perfect" than he left his room. Shortly after he walked out, Adam was
confronted by a fully clothed, radiant, and happy looking Starfire. "Hey Starfire" said Adam. "Hello Adam" said Starfire "my
you look very handsome" said Starfire. Adam blushed and said "thanks, you look awesome to. Lets go, the guys are probably
waiting for us" "yes, indeed" said Starfire. Adam walked as Starfire flew alongside until they came into the living room
where they were met by the other titans. Chatting a little bit, they gathered a few things and left the tower for a well
deserved night on the town.