Fan Fiction ❯ Little Heart Breaker: An Adam and Starfire Lemon ❯ Syxx ( Chapter 10 )
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By: HyperSonicAdam2 
This chapters features a bunch of my favorite wrestlers. Shawn Michaels, Triple H, X Pac, Scott hall, and Kevin Nash
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 417 | Status: Completed
This chapters features a bunch of my favorite wrestlers. Shawn Michaels, Triple H, X Pac, Scott hall, and Kevin Nash
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 417 | Status: Completed
After the stunt Adam pulled with the emergency Titans Tower intercom system he could clearly feel the animosity all the other Titans had toward him. Especially how they constantly snubbed him and gave him bad remarks. The broken heart based boy couldn't stand how they avoided him and gave him the cold shoulder, he needed companionship and trust from his friends and team mates and he had to earn it back as Raven told him. And to do that he volunteered to do the one thing no Titan would ever think of...clean the entire Titans Tower. He swept, sprayed, wiped, disinfected, washed, cleansed, steralized, scraped, dusted, waxed, buffed, and soaped just about every square inch of Titans Tower. Putting his metrosexualness to work he even managed to rearrange the furniture in a lot of the rooms. As if he was one of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy he totally redid the the entrance, the living room, the kitchen, the library, the recreational room, Robins investigation room, the gym, the Record Storage Room, the basement, the Vehicle Docking Garage, and even gave decorateing tips to the Titans. In a double attempt to win back their trust he even volunteered to take some of the Teen Titan case loads. All of which was hard to do because of Starfire shadowing him and monitoring everything he did, making sure he didn't hurt himself or accidently hurt himself. It was kind of getting annoying with her being around every corner and questioning him all the time. It was kind of getting annoying but he understood that was in her nature, to be concerned for friends. But what he didn't know was that Starfire cared far more for him than any normal friend, she loved him too much to see him hurt or be in the pain she constantly saw him in the DVD, she had a strange feeling that in the pit of her stomach she would feel thje same pain he felt if he ever brandished that form of pain. But aside from all that Adam was able to win back the trust of the Titans as well as put the tower in a state it never been in before...totally clean. As part of his reward, he got to pick the destination of their annual summer trip. Adam picked one place, and that was San Antonio, Texas. The home of his mentor/teacher/adoptive father. Also the base of operations for his and Da n00blars old teen super hero legance.
The Teen Titans traveled to San Antonio by plane and with the guidance of Adam and Da n00blar they were taken to a large townhouse only a few miles away from the main city. Next to the house wass a gym-like building labeled "Shawn Michaels' School of Wrestling." Adam stepped up the small stoop and knocked several times on the door while the rest of the Titans waited patiently and excitedly on the first step. Adam said "hey Shawn open up, it's me. I'm here with my friends." The door slowly swung open and a tall, strong, and incredibly handsome dirty blond man-who made Starfire and Raven blush deeply-in his early forty years of age, standing at about six feet, two inches exited from the front door of the house. The man in the doorway looked so identical to Adam it wasn't even funny, even though he wasn't really his father but his adoptive father he could've been, that's how similar they appeared. Both of them stood in front of each other in silence, most of them knowing immediately who he was. Adam lunged forward and with tears in his eyes, he happily wrapped his arms around the older mans neck, he said excitedly "oh my god Shawn, it's so great to see you!" No doubt about it,this was Adams beloved mentor, teacher in wrestling, and the man who adopted him and made him his son. This is Michael Shawn Hikenbottom a.k.a. Shawn "the Heart Break Kid (Sr.)" Michaels. Shawn returned Adams affectionate bear hug by returning one to his protege and saying "I've missed you to kid, it's been an entire year since I last saw you." He pulled Adam away and eyed the younger Heart Break Kid. "Look at you" Shawn said proudly "you've grown bigger and a lot more stronger since the last time I saw you. You're becoming more and more like a man every day" "oh you know it" replied Adam, smiling deeply. Shawn smiled back and said "I see you still have your Light Heavy Weight title, still looking to become the world champ?" "You bet" said Adam "not givin' up on the dream yet" they both laughed hysterically, both ecstatic to see each other. Robin said "looks like Adam's glad to see his old teacher." Da n00blar said "don't forget Shawn is also his father remember" Cyborg said "oh we're glad to see him to" Beast Boy said "yeah, we're both gonna raid HBK's house for wrestling stuff that'll sell millions on eBay." Raven said "it'll come back to bite you both in the ass sooner or later" "yeah right" replied Beast Boy and Cyborg. Starfire said "well I for one am looking forward to meeting Adams former parental figure, he looks very charming. Shawn said as he ceased his maniac laughter "well anyway, welcome back to San Antonio Adam. Lets go inside, I've got a few friends over who are waiting to see you again." Adam nodded as Shawn dissapeared into the house. Adam turned to the Titans and said "come on guys, lets go in" they all snapped back to attention from the small conversations they were having and followed Adam into the huge house.
When the Titans followed adam into the huge Texan house they were taken aback by both the sceneary and the occupants inside. Right when they entered they were met by unbelieveable amounts of wrestling photos and memorabillia. Most of which featured Shawn as Shawn Michaels performing all sorts of wackey and unbelieveable stunts inside a ring. Others were of Adam or Shawn with Adam and other people. It was unbelieveable, it was like a wrestling fans wet dream within the house. But what really made the Titans jaws hang loose was the people standing behind Shawn, all of which looked so similar to Adam and Shawn they all could be like brothers. (all the Titans except Raven because she hates wrestling, and Adam and Da n00blar cuz they've met these dudes) Standing on the far left was the shortest man of the group. Standing at about six feet high, he appeared to be about thrity-two-years-old and quite strong yet scrawny looking for his size. He wore blue jeans, a black shirt with a silver X over it, a 'pac' under the x, and a black bandanna to keep his long greasy looking curly black hair out of his face. The next man was by far the tallest of the group. Standing at nearly seven feet tall he had a massive upper body, and legs that looked like a pair of chickens legs. He wore black pants, and a black tank top labeled 'BDC:Big Daddy Cool'. He had long, golden hair that was styled the same wasy as Adam and Shawns and had a bad ass, "I'm a tough mother fucker" goatee and mustache that looked absolutely cool and really intimidating. The next man was definately the oddest of the group in appearance. Looking about forty-five-years-old, he stood at a height of six feet, seven inches. This man wore blue jeans, and a black shirt labeled "N.W.O.:New World Order." He had curly black hair, and a face that looked like he hadn't had a clean shave in a while. He had that sand paperish look going. The final person by far had the best physique of the group. Everything from upper body to lower body was cut like a diamond. About thirty five in age he was a solid six feet, five inches. He wore blue jeans and a shirt with a giant H in the middle. His dirty blond hair was styled the same way as Adam and Shawns, the only strange thing about him was that his nose was huge. It looked like the kind of shnozola you'd find on a witch.
Adam stood inbetween the group of identical looking men and the Teen Titans, he could not believe who was standing before him, the best grown up friends he had ever made as well as the men who taught him everything he knew in wrestling were standing right before him. "G...guys" he said in disbelief. They all nodded "welcome back kid" all saying in unison. Adam was unable to quell the joy he was feeling right now, it was overcoming him like flys on a dead corpse. He released it in a tear filled fit of happiness he ran forward and hugged each of the five men, "Hunter! Shawn! Kev! Sean! Scott!" All of which got roped into a huge conversation of "heys" "wassups" "damn look at hims" "it's great to see yous" "what have you been up tos" "he's gotten huges" all sorts of questions that were inaudible to the Teen Titans. Beast Boy said "who are these guys who are crowding around Adam? Are they gay or something?" Cyborg said "probably child molesters, they look like 'em anyway." Da n00blar turned and angrilly punched Beast Boy and Cyborg in the faces. He said "shut the fuck up BB and Cy, those guys are Adams teachers and they're his friends. Plus they're all experienced vets in wrestling thank you very much." Beast Boy said "oh shit they are?" Cyborg said "no way, impossible." Robin said "yeah, I recognize these guys. They're all pros in the sport and they're some of the best." Starfire said as she watched all of them crowd around Adam and hug him, pat his head, give him noogies, and punch his arm playfully like normal guys did "I recall these men's faces. They all appeared in several matches in Adams DVD and I have seen them on the computer internet connection. I am indeed excited to make their aquaintence." Raven crossed her arms and huffed in dissaproval at Adam and his friends childish act "do we even wanna meet them if this is how they act?"
After five minutes of rekindling their friendship, Adam and his friends broke off. Adam jumped off of the biggest mands shoulder that he was perched on and said in an attempt to return to normal voice tone "oh, oh guys that is awesome. Oh yeah I almost forgot, Titans I would like you to meet the dudes who taught me every aspect of wrestling. I believe you allready indirectly know my adoptive father and main teacher who taught me high flyin' moves and grapple style wrestling. Shawn Hickenbottom a.k.a. the Show Stopin' Sexy Boy Shawn Michaels." Shwan nodded and gave a wave to the Titans "nice to meet you guys, any friend of Adam and Daisukes is a friend of mine." "It's Da n00blar, Shawn" yelled Da n00blar embarrassingly. This next dude is a guy who taught me everything about Light Heavy Weight fighting who's also one of my greatest challenges for my championship. I give you Sean Waltman. Or you may know him as wither the Dynamite Kid, the Kid, the 1...2...3 Kid, or as we recently know him, X Pac. Sean said jokingly "wuzzup kids!" Adam moved on "and this big lug is the dude who taught me about super heavy weight wrestling. I gotta say, Big Daddy Cool is definately in the house and rockin' harder than ever. Titans, this is Kevin Scott Nash a.k.a. Kevin Nash." Kevin placed his hand on the top of adams head and said "just because I look huge doesn't mean I'll kill ya. Just don't piss me off." They all laughed at at his joke, even though he was being serious. Adam said "and this grodie lookin' motha' is the dude who taught me everything there is to know about mid heavy weight wrestling. You might know him as the bad ass Razor Ramon but to all of us he's Scott Hall." Scott said "if your all not carefull I'll give each and everyone of ya the Razors Edge." Adam chuckled and said "I wouldn't get ahead of myself Scott, these teens are trained super heroes." He came to his final mentor. "And this my friends is the guy who taught me all about heavy weight wrestling. Definately a great, he's Hunter Hearst Helmsely or to downsize it, Triple H." (I don't know if HHH and HBK are still friends since they act like mortal enemies on camera but hey that's only acting. For all I know they could be best buds in real life) He said "hey, hiya. I think I've heard of you kids. Your the Teen Titans right?" Adam nodded "that's right Hunter, these guys are the Teen Titans."
"I think you all know Da n00blar, one of my old buds" Da n00blar nodded "hey guys long time no see." Scott said "Da n00blar.First time, long time." Sean said "hey the fire kid" Kevin said "you've grown a lot to" Hunter laughed and said "well well, the Hot Kid and the Heart Kid in the house." Adam said "and this next dude you know from movies and comics..." Robin said "they got movies and comics of me? Where's my money" Adam said "this is the boy wonder Robin." Hunter said "Robin? Batmans sidekick?" the Titans inwardly gasped when they mentioned Batman as Robin grew tense and balled his hands into tight fists. Kevin said "if this is Robin than where the hell is Batman?" In anger, Robin slammed his foot on the wood floor, breaking into the basement below. Everything immediately went silent as Robin said "Batman?!?! Hmmph he became a fucking glory hog, and he got so fuckin' bitchy that I left!" Adam said in an attempt to calm him down "dude calm yourself. You're the leader of the Teen Titans and you live in a giatn T in Jump City, your not a sidekick anymore." Robin ceased looking like he wanted to kill somebody and said "ok, I'm fine" Sean said "now I know not to mess with the teen wonder" Scott said "I allways thought Robin wore gay green hot pants. Or was that Billy Gunn?" Robin said "I did untill I got accused of being gay, than I switched to tights." Shawn asked "you told me over the phone that you've been training him to be a wrestler, he any good?" Adam said "yup, he's all right. We still got a few kinks to work out but he's got the potential to be the second wrestling wonder. Maybe you guys can give him some pointers." Robin grew uncharacteristically excited and said "would you five do that?" The five veteran wrestlers mumbled inaudible things, shrugged their shoulders and nodded. Hunter said "sure, we'll be glad to give the boy wonder some tips." "Awesome" said Robin "maybe I'll be as good as you Adam." adam snickered and shook his head "I don't think so, I'll stick to being the wrestling wonder and you stick to being the teen wonder." He went onto Beast Boy and Cyborg who had totally blank expressionson their faces. Adam said "these two dudes are Beast Boy and Cyborg. They may be total dorks but they're cool. Beast Boy changes into animals, and Cyborgs part robot. Plus he has a laser cannon." Adams teachers gave "heys" whats ups" "how ya doin's" and Scott asked Beast Boy "are you called Beast Boy for what you do in bed" but Beast Boy and Cyborg didn't answer any questions. Adam said "dudes, say something. They don't like the silent treatment...dudes? Dudes?!" Beast Boy and Cyborg quickly dropped to their knees and began bowing to Shawn, Hunter, Sean, Scott, and Kevin, repeating "we're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" (Wayne's World reference) Hunter whispered into Shawns ear "are these the kind of weirdos you want your kid to hang around with?" Shawn whispered "no I don't but aside from these two they all look cool." Kevin asked "hey kid, should we just give them autographs or something?" Adam nodded and yelled over Beast Boy and Cyborg "I think that would be the best. Shut up!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, making Beast Boy and Cyborg cease their degrating act. "They're gonna give you guys autographs all right? You can sell them on eBay or whatever the hell it was you wanted to do" said Adam. Beast Boy and Cyborg said "All right" and punched the air upward in victory.
Now it was time for the Heart Break Kid Jr. to introduce the girls of the Teen Titans. He started off with Raven. Adam said "this is Raven, the telepath of our group who may look really hard and shallow on the outside but on the inside she's pretty cool and a good friend, hell she is Da n00blars girlfriend." Shawn said "Adam told me about you Raven, you think wrestlers are implorable pigs who act like stupid little children who only like to fight..." Sean said "man who peed in her coffee?" Scott said "god man I know." Raven felt her anger emotion grow slightly stronger, and a framed picture of Shawn and Hunter standing in a wrestling ring giving X signs with their hands became encased in black and white magic and started to levitate in the air. (sound familiar D-X fans) Raven said as she made the picture fly in front of Sean and Scott "I wouldn't make me angry, if you cross me I will make you both live your worst nightmares." (thought I was going to give an Incredible Hulk reference) Scott said, feeling a little scared from Ravens powers in negative effect "whoa just chill, we didn't mean anything by it" Sean, who was inwardly feeling scared said "yeah it was just a joke, we didn't mean anything bad by it" Raven inhaled deeply and let her anger go as well as the picture, making it fall to the floor. The glass window cracked as it smashed against the hard wood floor. "I hate jokes" she said. Picking up the picture and holding it in his hand, Shawn said "as I was about to say, wrestlers aren't really like that." Kevin nodded "yeah, we just act that way on t.v, how we act on camera and off camera are totally different." Hunter nodded also "a lot of are really mellow, I mean look at Shawn. He's a very nice and religious guy who has a wife and son" Shawn said "it's true." Raven shook her head to one side and said "I guess I've just been hanging around Adam too long." Adam said "I don't act like a maniac, you and I seriously need to have a talk sometime Raven" "whatever" she said crossing her arms "like I said, if you weren't my boyfriends best friend I'd despise you." Adam pretended not to hear her, being that he was constantly fuming at her for allways acting so bitchy around him. He didn't understand why she did, maybe now that she understood the true mind of a wrestler she'd let up on him or maybe he'd just have to prove his worth. (hint hint hint) But that was for another time.
Next Adam introduced Starfire. "And this beautifull girl is named Starfire, what can I say about her guys? She's an awesome, great friend, and strong enough to be the greatest womens champion of all time, even better than Chyna." (old wrestler chick who was the first woman to win a males championship, the Intercontinental title) Starfire blushed and gave a polite courtsey to Adams teachers. "I am enchanted to meet you teachers of wrestling maneuvers to Adam." Hunter said "whoa talk about polite." Sean said "yeah, Adams got the pick of a life time with this one" the wrestling wonder gasped at what they were most likely going to say. Starfire asked "what does this mean by 'pick of a life time'?" Shawn said "what a girl she'd make for him." Gasping, adam ran up to them at the speed of light and said "guys shut up!" They all suddenly sprouted devious smiles. Scott said, grinning a toothy smile "aww does widdle Adam want us to not embarrass him in front of his girl friend?" "Shut up" said Adam. "Aww they look so natural together" "not you to Kev" said Adam. Sean said "the little HBK has finally found someone who met his standards huh" "no, quit it" said Adam, his face turning beet red. Hunter said "aww look he's blushing, I think he's got a thing for her" "No I don't now to cool it before I..." Shawn said jokingly "ok we'll stop, but what are you gonna do against your teachers anyway?" "Nothing" said Adam sulking. He walked back to the Titans, all of which except starfire were snickering at his plight. starfire tilted her head at Adams blushing expression and asked "what is the means of the blood rising in your cheeks Adam? Did your teachers say something to embarrass you?" Looking up at her he said "it's nothing Star, don't worry about it. Ok now that we all know each other lets get down to business."
The Teen Titans traveled to San Antonio by plane and with the guidance of Adam and Da n00blar they were taken to a large townhouse only a few miles away from the main city. Next to the house wass a gym-like building labeled "Shawn Michaels' School of Wrestling." Adam stepped up the small stoop and knocked several times on the door while the rest of the Titans waited patiently and excitedly on the first step. Adam said "hey Shawn open up, it's me. I'm here with my friends." The door slowly swung open and a tall, strong, and incredibly handsome dirty blond man-who made Starfire and Raven blush deeply-in his early forty years of age, standing at about six feet, two inches exited from the front door of the house. The man in the doorway looked so identical to Adam it wasn't even funny, even though he wasn't really his father but his adoptive father he could've been, that's how similar they appeared. Both of them stood in front of each other in silence, most of them knowing immediately who he was. Adam lunged forward and with tears in his eyes, he happily wrapped his arms around the older mans neck, he said excitedly "oh my god Shawn, it's so great to see you!" No doubt about it,this was Adams beloved mentor, teacher in wrestling, and the man who adopted him and made him his son. This is Michael Shawn Hikenbottom a.k.a. Shawn "the Heart Break Kid (Sr.)" Michaels. Shawn returned Adams affectionate bear hug by returning one to his protege and saying "I've missed you to kid, it's been an entire year since I last saw you." He pulled Adam away and eyed the younger Heart Break Kid. "Look at you" Shawn said proudly "you've grown bigger and a lot more stronger since the last time I saw you. You're becoming more and more like a man every day" "oh you know it" replied Adam, smiling deeply. Shawn smiled back and said "I see you still have your Light Heavy Weight title, still looking to become the world champ?" "You bet" said Adam "not givin' up on the dream yet" they both laughed hysterically, both ecstatic to see each other. Robin said "looks like Adam's glad to see his old teacher." Da n00blar said "don't forget Shawn is also his father remember" Cyborg said "oh we're glad to see him to" Beast Boy said "yeah, we're both gonna raid HBK's house for wrestling stuff that'll sell millions on eBay." Raven said "it'll come back to bite you both in the ass sooner or later" "yeah right" replied Beast Boy and Cyborg. Starfire said "well I for one am looking forward to meeting Adams former parental figure, he looks very charming. Shawn said as he ceased his maniac laughter "well anyway, welcome back to San Antonio Adam. Lets go inside, I've got a few friends over who are waiting to see you again." Adam nodded as Shawn dissapeared into the house. Adam turned to the Titans and said "come on guys, lets go in" they all snapped back to attention from the small conversations they were having and followed Adam into the huge house.
When the Titans followed adam into the huge Texan house they were taken aback by both the sceneary and the occupants inside. Right when they entered they were met by unbelieveable amounts of wrestling photos and memorabillia. Most of which featured Shawn as Shawn Michaels performing all sorts of wackey and unbelieveable stunts inside a ring. Others were of Adam or Shawn with Adam and other people. It was unbelieveable, it was like a wrestling fans wet dream within the house. But what really made the Titans jaws hang loose was the people standing behind Shawn, all of which looked so similar to Adam and Shawn they all could be like brothers. (all the Titans except Raven because she hates wrestling, and Adam and Da n00blar cuz they've met these dudes) Standing on the far left was the shortest man of the group. Standing at about six feet high, he appeared to be about thrity-two-years-old and quite strong yet scrawny looking for his size. He wore blue jeans, a black shirt with a silver X over it, a 'pac' under the x, and a black bandanna to keep his long greasy looking curly black hair out of his face. The next man was by far the tallest of the group. Standing at nearly seven feet tall he had a massive upper body, and legs that looked like a pair of chickens legs. He wore black pants, and a black tank top labeled 'BDC:Big Daddy Cool'. He had long, golden hair that was styled the same wasy as Adam and Shawns and had a bad ass, "I'm a tough mother fucker" goatee and mustache that looked absolutely cool and really intimidating. The next man was definately the oddest of the group in appearance. Looking about forty-five-years-old, he stood at a height of six feet, seven inches. This man wore blue jeans, and a black shirt labeled "N.W.O.:New World Order." He had curly black hair, and a face that looked like he hadn't had a clean shave in a while. He had that sand paperish look going. The final person by far had the best physique of the group. Everything from upper body to lower body was cut like a diamond. About thirty five in age he was a solid six feet, five inches. He wore blue jeans and a shirt with a giant H in the middle. His dirty blond hair was styled the same way as Adam and Shawns, the only strange thing about him was that his nose was huge. It looked like the kind of shnozola you'd find on a witch.
Adam stood inbetween the group of identical looking men and the Teen Titans, he could not believe who was standing before him, the best grown up friends he had ever made as well as the men who taught him everything he knew in wrestling were standing right before him. "G...guys" he said in disbelief. They all nodded "welcome back kid" all saying in unison. Adam was unable to quell the joy he was feeling right now, it was overcoming him like flys on a dead corpse. He released it in a tear filled fit of happiness he ran forward and hugged each of the five men, "Hunter! Shawn! Kev! Sean! Scott!" All of which got roped into a huge conversation of "heys" "wassups" "damn look at hims" "it's great to see yous" "what have you been up tos" "he's gotten huges" all sorts of questions that were inaudible to the Teen Titans. Beast Boy said "who are these guys who are crowding around Adam? Are they gay or something?" Cyborg said "probably child molesters, they look like 'em anyway." Da n00blar turned and angrilly punched Beast Boy and Cyborg in the faces. He said "shut the fuck up BB and Cy, those guys are Adams teachers and they're his friends. Plus they're all experienced vets in wrestling thank you very much." Beast Boy said "oh shit they are?" Cyborg said "no way, impossible." Robin said "yeah, I recognize these guys. They're all pros in the sport and they're some of the best." Starfire said as she watched all of them crowd around Adam and hug him, pat his head, give him noogies, and punch his arm playfully like normal guys did "I recall these men's faces. They all appeared in several matches in Adams DVD and I have seen them on the computer internet connection. I am indeed excited to make their aquaintence." Raven crossed her arms and huffed in dissaproval at Adam and his friends childish act "do we even wanna meet them if this is how they act?"
After five minutes of rekindling their friendship, Adam and his friends broke off. Adam jumped off of the biggest mands shoulder that he was perched on and said in an attempt to return to normal voice tone "oh, oh guys that is awesome. Oh yeah I almost forgot, Titans I would like you to meet the dudes who taught me every aspect of wrestling. I believe you allready indirectly know my adoptive father and main teacher who taught me high flyin' moves and grapple style wrestling. Shawn Hickenbottom a.k.a. the Show Stopin' Sexy Boy Shawn Michaels." Shwan nodded and gave a wave to the Titans "nice to meet you guys, any friend of Adam and Daisukes is a friend of mine." "It's Da n00blar, Shawn" yelled Da n00blar embarrassingly. This next dude is a guy who taught me everything about Light Heavy Weight fighting who's also one of my greatest challenges for my championship. I give you Sean Waltman. Or you may know him as wither the Dynamite Kid, the Kid, the 1...2...3 Kid, or as we recently know him, X Pac. Sean said jokingly "wuzzup kids!" Adam moved on "and this big lug is the dude who taught me about super heavy weight wrestling. I gotta say, Big Daddy Cool is definately in the house and rockin' harder than ever. Titans, this is Kevin Scott Nash a.k.a. Kevin Nash." Kevin placed his hand on the top of adams head and said "just because I look huge doesn't mean I'll kill ya. Just don't piss me off." They all laughed at at his joke, even though he was being serious. Adam said "and this grodie lookin' motha' is the dude who taught me everything there is to know about mid heavy weight wrestling. You might know him as the bad ass Razor Ramon but to all of us he's Scott Hall." Scott said "if your all not carefull I'll give each and everyone of ya the Razors Edge." Adam chuckled and said "I wouldn't get ahead of myself Scott, these teens are trained super heroes." He came to his final mentor. "And this my friends is the guy who taught me all about heavy weight wrestling. Definately a great, he's Hunter Hearst Helmsely or to downsize it, Triple H." (I don't know if HHH and HBK are still friends since they act like mortal enemies on camera but hey that's only acting. For all I know they could be best buds in real life) He said "hey, hiya. I think I've heard of you kids. Your the Teen Titans right?" Adam nodded "that's right Hunter, these guys are the Teen Titans."
"I think you all know Da n00blar, one of my old buds" Da n00blar nodded "hey guys long time no see." Scott said "Da n00blar.First time, long time." Sean said "hey the fire kid" Kevin said "you've grown a lot to" Hunter laughed and said "well well, the Hot Kid and the Heart Kid in the house." Adam said "and this next dude you know from movies and comics..." Robin said "they got movies and comics of me? Where's my money" Adam said "this is the boy wonder Robin." Hunter said "Robin? Batmans sidekick?" the Titans inwardly gasped when they mentioned Batman as Robin grew tense and balled his hands into tight fists. Kevin said "if this is Robin than where the hell is Batman?" In anger, Robin slammed his foot on the wood floor, breaking into the basement below. Everything immediately went silent as Robin said "Batman?!?! Hmmph he became a fucking glory hog, and he got so fuckin' bitchy that I left!" Adam said in an attempt to calm him down "dude calm yourself. You're the leader of the Teen Titans and you live in a giatn T in Jump City, your not a sidekick anymore." Robin ceased looking like he wanted to kill somebody and said "ok, I'm fine" Sean said "now I know not to mess with the teen wonder" Scott said "I allways thought Robin wore gay green hot pants. Or was that Billy Gunn?" Robin said "I did untill I got accused of being gay, than I switched to tights." Shawn asked "you told me over the phone that you've been training him to be a wrestler, he any good?" Adam said "yup, he's all right. We still got a few kinks to work out but he's got the potential to be the second wrestling wonder. Maybe you guys can give him some pointers." Robin grew uncharacteristically excited and said "would you five do that?" The five veteran wrestlers mumbled inaudible things, shrugged their shoulders and nodded. Hunter said "sure, we'll be glad to give the boy wonder some tips." "Awesome" said Robin "maybe I'll be as good as you Adam." adam snickered and shook his head "I don't think so, I'll stick to being the wrestling wonder and you stick to being the teen wonder." He went onto Beast Boy and Cyborg who had totally blank expressionson their faces. Adam said "these two dudes are Beast Boy and Cyborg. They may be total dorks but they're cool. Beast Boy changes into animals, and Cyborgs part robot. Plus he has a laser cannon." Adams teachers gave "heys" whats ups" "how ya doin's" and Scott asked Beast Boy "are you called Beast Boy for what you do in bed" but Beast Boy and Cyborg didn't answer any questions. Adam said "dudes, say something. They don't like the silent treatment...dudes? Dudes?!" Beast Boy and Cyborg quickly dropped to their knees and began bowing to Shawn, Hunter, Sean, Scott, and Kevin, repeating "we're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" (Wayne's World reference) Hunter whispered into Shawns ear "are these the kind of weirdos you want your kid to hang around with?" Shawn whispered "no I don't but aside from these two they all look cool." Kevin asked "hey kid, should we just give them autographs or something?" Adam nodded and yelled over Beast Boy and Cyborg "I think that would be the best. Shut up!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs, making Beast Boy and Cyborg cease their degrating act. "They're gonna give you guys autographs all right? You can sell them on eBay or whatever the hell it was you wanted to do" said Adam. Beast Boy and Cyborg said "All right" and punched the air upward in victory.
Now it was time for the Heart Break Kid Jr. to introduce the girls of the Teen Titans. He started off with Raven. Adam said "this is Raven, the telepath of our group who may look really hard and shallow on the outside but on the inside she's pretty cool and a good friend, hell she is Da n00blars girlfriend." Shawn said "Adam told me about you Raven, you think wrestlers are implorable pigs who act like stupid little children who only like to fight..." Sean said "man who peed in her coffee?" Scott said "god man I know." Raven felt her anger emotion grow slightly stronger, and a framed picture of Shawn and Hunter standing in a wrestling ring giving X signs with their hands became encased in black and white magic and started to levitate in the air. (sound familiar D-X fans) Raven said as she made the picture fly in front of Sean and Scott "I wouldn't make me angry, if you cross me I will make you both live your worst nightmares." (thought I was going to give an Incredible Hulk reference) Scott said, feeling a little scared from Ravens powers in negative effect "whoa just chill, we didn't mean anything by it" Sean, who was inwardly feeling scared said "yeah it was just a joke, we didn't mean anything bad by it" Raven inhaled deeply and let her anger go as well as the picture, making it fall to the floor. The glass window cracked as it smashed against the hard wood floor. "I hate jokes" she said. Picking up the picture and holding it in his hand, Shawn said "as I was about to say, wrestlers aren't really like that." Kevin nodded "yeah, we just act that way on t.v, how we act on camera and off camera are totally different." Hunter nodded also "a lot of are really mellow, I mean look at Shawn. He's a very nice and religious guy who has a wife and son" Shawn said "it's true." Raven shook her head to one side and said "I guess I've just been hanging around Adam too long." Adam said "I don't act like a maniac, you and I seriously need to have a talk sometime Raven" "whatever" she said crossing her arms "like I said, if you weren't my boyfriends best friend I'd despise you." Adam pretended not to hear her, being that he was constantly fuming at her for allways acting so bitchy around him. He didn't understand why she did, maybe now that she understood the true mind of a wrestler she'd let up on him or maybe he'd just have to prove his worth. (hint hint hint) But that was for another time.
Next Adam introduced Starfire. "And this beautifull girl is named Starfire, what can I say about her guys? She's an awesome, great friend, and strong enough to be the greatest womens champion of all time, even better than Chyna." (old wrestler chick who was the first woman to win a males championship, the Intercontinental title) Starfire blushed and gave a polite courtsey to Adams teachers. "I am enchanted to meet you teachers of wrestling maneuvers to Adam." Hunter said "whoa talk about polite." Sean said "yeah, Adams got the pick of a life time with this one" the wrestling wonder gasped at what they were most likely going to say. Starfire asked "what does this mean by 'pick of a life time'?" Shawn said "what a girl she'd make for him." Gasping, adam ran up to them at the speed of light and said "guys shut up!" They all suddenly sprouted devious smiles. Scott said, grinning a toothy smile "aww does widdle Adam want us to not embarrass him in front of his girl friend?" "Shut up" said Adam. "Aww they look so natural together" "not you to Kev" said Adam. Sean said "the little HBK has finally found someone who met his standards huh" "no, quit it" said Adam, his face turning beet red. Hunter said "aww look he's blushing, I think he's got a thing for her" "No I don't now to cool it before I..." Shawn said jokingly "ok we'll stop, but what are you gonna do against your teachers anyway?" "Nothing" said Adam sulking. He walked back to the Titans, all of which except starfire were snickering at his plight. starfire tilted her head at Adams blushing expression and asked "what is the means of the blood rising in your cheeks Adam? Did your teachers say something to embarrass you?" Looking up at her he said "it's nothing Star, don't worry about it. Ok now that we all know each other lets get down to business."