Fan Fiction ❯ Lord of the Rings: Fellowship Outtakes ❯ Ch. 1 ( Chapter 1 )

The Fellowship of the Rings Outtakes....
By: Cherrylilwolf

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(Ok Well yea...I was just watching The Fellowship and i was just a little outta it so bare with me. (^_^') So yea i was just kinda jokin to mself and just really had nothing better to do so I'm puttin it up in here. Now don't get me wrong I LUV Lord of the Rings. Only cause I have a thing for Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom *Licks lips*..hehe, anyway. Hope you have fun. There more to come...On with it!)



*Frodo, Sam , and Gandalf walk into the woods to get out of the Shire*

Gandalf : Come along, Samwise. Keep up... Be careful, both of you. The enemy has many spies in his service. Birds, beasts... Is it safe?...
* Frodo puts his hand over the pocket*....................*gets a confused look on his face*.....*checks other pockets...*
Frodo : Um..Guys??...You'll never believe this..but um...hehe..I think I've lost the one ring
Gandalf : *sighs* OMG Frodo you loser!!!!!
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Sam : This is it...
Frodo : This is what?
Sam : If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been.
Frodo : Come on Sam...
*They start walking*
Sam :..OUCH!!!!
*Frodo loosk back to see Sam face down on the ground...*
Sam : Sorry can we do it again?? I tripped over these stupid feet.


(Ok if your still reading this....my program kinda crashed on me,
so it wouldn't put a break here so i put this little not. you still reading...THANK YOU!!!!!)


Sam : Anything?
Frodo : Nothing...
Pippin : What is going on?
Merry : That Black Rider was
looking for something... or someone... Frodo?
Frodo : Ok So i lost the ring. MY GOD!!!
Fine!!!! I'll go right now and fien the damn thing
*Sam , Pippin , and Merry all sweatdrop*
Frodo : Excuse me...
Butterbur : Good evening, little masters! If you're seekin' accomodation,
we've got some nice cozy hobbit-sized rooms available, Mr. ...?
Frodo : Underwear. My name's Underwear.
*Everyone tries hard not to laugh*
Frodo : Oh Wait crap I mean Underhill!! Ah this is not my day.
*Everyone bursts out laughing*
Frodo : Oh shut up all of you!!!!

*We hear the cry of the Nazgul. They are already right beneath the hobbits' shelter.
The halflings flee to the top of Weathertop. The Nazgul follow and drive them together.*
Sam : Back you devils!
*They resist bravely but finally only Frodo is still left. He slips to the ground and puts the Ring on.
He sees the real faces of the Wraiths.
The Witch King raises his Morgul blade and stabs.........
.......His sword just goes *Clang**

*Frodo is off playing with his ring..*
Frodo : Ring goes on *disapears*
Ring goes off *Reapears*
Ring goes on *disapears*
Ring goes off *reapears*
*Everyone roles their eyes*

*Pippin softly speaks to Merry *
Pippin : I knew we never should have let him have that.
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Boromir : So it is true.
The Dwarves : The Ring of power. The doom of men.
Boromir : It is a gift, a gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this Ring?
Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of
Mordor at bay. By the blood of my people are your lands kept safe.
Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Aragorn : You cannot wield it. None of us can.
The ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
Boromir : What would a ranger know of this matter?
Legolas : He is no mere ranger. This is Aragorn,
son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Boromir : This is Isildur's heir?
Legolas : And heir to the throne of Gondor.
Aragorn : Havo dad, Legolas. (Sit down, Legolas.)
Boromir : Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no King!
*Aragorn stands up and stabs Boromir to death*
*Everyone else sweatdrops*
Aragorn : Sorry he pissed me off
(And I celebrate. WOOHOO!! Good ridens you loser!!!
Oh sorry for anyone who liked Boromir, i just never liked him*
(Love it, hate it?? Tell me...either which I'll still keep doing these so it really doesn't matter)
THX YA GUYS (*^_^*)