Fan Fiction ❯ Lord Of The Rings Musical ❯ Scene Three: Its 5 O'clock somewhere ( Chapter 4 )

Gimli:but I dun wanna!

Shiek:.....look you'd be a good singer if you at least tried!

Gimli:I refuse to stoop to such a low level of stupidity!!

Sam:how could you stoop....you are already short

Gimli:you little...*takes out ax*

Sam: O.O uh-oh....*runs*

Gimli:*chases*

Frodo:*watching with amusement*GO GET HIM GIMLI!!!

Shiek:....*walks into dressing room*

Haldir;..*looks over*

Aragorn:*also looks over*

Legolas:*ditto*

Elrond:*ditto*.......well?

Shiek:....he refused and is now chasing Sam around....

Aragorn:oh boy.....*walks out*

*Legolas and Haldir follow*

Shiek:*sits in chair*now how are we gonna do this.....*rubs forehead*

Elrond:......have you asked anyone else yet...............because if not...I would be more than happy to help

Shiek:well.......ok...but can you sing?

Elrond:well sure I ca-

Aragorn:*walks in*got a straight jackect?

Shiek.....*points to one on couch*

Aragorn:*grabs it, runs out*

Shiek:......oi I need tea.....

Elrond:*holds out cup*is green tea allright?

Shiek:yes...*takes it*thanks

Elornd:*nods, sits on couch*

Shiek:*finishes tea*now what were you saying?

Elrond:Well I'd be more than happy to help.....I mean.....only if it is allright with you.......

Shiek:Allright then....*stands, walks over to couch, sits*sing something

Elrond:*walks over, sits by her*well then..what would you like to hear?

Shiek:....how about a bit from "Man to man"?

Elrond:*nod, sings*:

Man to man

Tell me the truth, tell me

where you ever there when she needed you?

Man to man

Look me in the eye, tell me

If you really loved her

why'd you make her cry

Man to man

Who cheated who

You're the one to blame

Tell me ain't true

Man to man

Shiek:.....You've got the job!

Elrond:*nods*thank you...

Shiek:*stands*I'll leave now so you can get ready*walks out of room, closing door*

~~15 minutes later~~

Shiek:Ok is everyone ready?

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and the hobbits:*nod*

Shiek:*nods, walks onstage*Who wants to hear some music?

Fangirls:*scream*

Shiek:Then lets get started!!*walks offstage as lights dim*

*music starts*

Elrond:The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow

And so am I

The workday passes like molasses in wintertime

But it's July

I'm gettin' paid by the hour and older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I'd like to call it somethin'

I think I'll call it a day

Chorus:Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve but I don't care

It's 5 O'clock somewhere

Elrond:This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon

Half the night

Tomorrow morning I know they'll be hell to pay

Hey, but that's allright

I ain't had a day off now in over a year

My Jamican vacation's gonna start right here

Get the phones for me

You can tell 'em I just sailed away

Chorus:Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve but I don't care

It's 5 O'clock somewhere

E:I could pay off my tab

Pour myself in a cab

And be back to work before 2

At a moment like this

I can't help but wonder

What would Jimmy Buffet do?

*lights come up, revealing Jimmy and Elrond, dressed like Alan Jackson*

Jimmy:Funny you should ask that

I'd say

Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve but I don't care

J and E:Pour me somethin' tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve but I don't care

E: *spoken*He don't care...*sung* I don't care

It's 5 O'clock somewhere

J: *spoken*What time zone am I on?

What country am I in?

E: *spoken*It doesn't matter, its five o'clock somewhere

J:It's always on 5 in margarittaville come to think of it

E: I heard that

J: You've been to there haven't ya?

E: Yes sir.

J: I've seen your boat there

E: I've been to margarittaiville a few times

J: Allright, well that's good.

E: I'm on my way back

J: Well allright, I just wanna make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacon

E:*laughs*Between the booze I got it

J: Allright, well it's five o'clock, lets go somewhere.

E:I'm ready, crank it up.

J: Let's get outta here

E: I'm gone

J: Let's get outta here.

*music ends, fangirls scream*

J and E: *bow and walk offstage*

Shiek:*walks up to the two*thank you so much for coming to help out, Mr.Buffett

Jimmy: It's my pleasure to help out anyone*shakes her hand*Well I'm off to margarittaville*walks off*

Shiek: *laughs and turns to Elrond*I'm really happy that you decided to help..*hugs him*

Elrond:..*hugs back*

Everyone:*watching*

~~End~~